C00LeS WaReZ UNiON MeMOiRS: cHApTER #0x83

========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x83 =========

DaTE:     1996-11-10 aT 07:25

LoCATi0N: LiETEVESi sCH00L

pREsENT:  mR.mEgAsTuFf . DaRk FuCKeR . dArK sTuFFeR . wArlord . myXTer
          + TWO FUCKKEN POLiCE COPZ BEiN' FULL NAZi AT US!!!
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PEKKA: NO, WE WON'T, ain't ye heard me!? Ye already tried to run away, and ye ain't helped with the cleanin' at all yet...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'M NOT FUCKIN' GONNA CLEAN FOR SOME LIETEVESI HILLBILLY VILLAGE, OR DO ANYTHING ELSE, EVER!! IT'S ONE FUCKIN' ROTTEN BUMFUCK DAMMIT!!

PEKKA: We would've taken ye to the brig long time ago if it wasna already full of them hooligans from the other towns!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, then at least lemme call my mom dammit, so she can bring me back home!?

PEKKA: We already promised headmaster Lipponen that we keep y'all here cleanin' until we get the responsible adults to the place...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It's fuckin' Osmo Kärkkäinen who's responsible after headmaster! Lemme call him!! Fuckin' nazipigs, didya hear me damit!?

KINNUNEN: Yeah, he should be here right soon. But we're still a bit concerned if we can even trust him enough...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Then fuckin' call da headmaster in, I guess he's woken up already? Or da fuckin' governor? Or Kerttu Korhonen, our form mistress...

PEKKA: Yeah, right, gonna reckon aboot it. But now we're gonna interrogate the folks aboot what's up with the cleanin'...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: NO, YA FUCKIN' WON'T, FIRST LEMME OFF HERE!! DIDYA HEAR ME, YA FUCKIN' SHITCAPS DAMMIT!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCK'S SAKE if someone ever blabbers 'bout some next generation scene trainings after this, THEN I'M GONNA OPPOSE IT TO DA DEATH DAMMIT!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And I'll run away from this hillbilly town to Helsinki ON DA FIRST POSSIBLE OCCASSION!! And I'll never come back, dammit!!

KINNUNEN: Yeah, we can let ye, if Kärkkäinen seriously promises to get the responsibility before headmaster Lipponen arrives.

KINNUNEN: Allright... but we still have to remain you one more tie that you also have some criminal responsibility of the events.

PEKKA: So, nuffin' but have a nice day everbody. We're gonna brumm back to the station and finish our workshift...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It fuckin' did not, 'COZ DA FUCKIN' HEADMASTER CAME TO STOP OUR PARTY IN DA MIDDLE OF DA COMPOZ DAMMIT!!

wArlord: Well, I guess that was just the right thing to do at the moment, to stop the party as soon as -

dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. Although the party surely shall be remembered, it would have been better for our scene fame to have the compos properly arranged.

wArlord: Well, I wouldna be less interested aboot some scenefames anymaw... if y'all ask me, the whole demoscene CAN FUCKIN' PISS OFF!!

wArlord: I'm no longer in no fuckin' demoscene dammit, and I'm not gonna take part in yer sceneprojects, goddammit!

OH7MO: Y'all could've called me or Aarne when it started to look like that y'all canna keep the order anymaw...

dArK sTuFfEr: We definitely did not want to spoil the visitors' party experience by being excessively strict and unloyal towards them.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, dammit! We would've lost all of our fame if we'd whined to da visitors aboot every little thing -

wArlord: But wasna that exactly what ye were doin' all the time? Even aboot some total bullshit stuff, like timetables -

DaRK FuCKeR: Yeah, right! Ye could've also been much nicer to the local lamers of our school, 'cause we specially invited 'em -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I FUCKIN' AIN'T INTERESTED IN BEIN' NICE TO SOME LAMERZ WHO AIN'T EARNED MY NICENESS ANYHOW!!

wArlord: But wasna it the whole purpose of this party, to show the locals what the demoscene is like?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: NO, IT FUCKIN' WASN'T!! WE ORGANIZED THIS PARTY ONLY FOR DA SCENE AND NOT FOR LAMERZ!!

wArlord: In that case we could've waited until the next year and had this party anywhere else than Lietevesi...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right! I actually knew from da start that it ain't worthy to have sceneparties in shitvillages like this, and especially not in our school!

wArlord: Ye say ye knew it? Dinna really look like it! Man, ye were so fuckin' zealously arrangin' 'em and makin' the invitro -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: 'COZ YA FUCKIN' BRAINWASHED ME INTO IT, DAMMIT!! BUT AFTER THIS YAR NOT GONNA SUCCEED TO BRAINWASH ME INTO ANYTHING, GODDAMMIT!!

DaRK FuCKeR: I actually believe that this party could've ended up really good, if Mega hadn't been such a pain in EVERBODY'S ARSE!!

wArlord: Yeah, he maybe could've targeted all that energy to sump'n that'd been more worthwhile -

DaRK FuCKeR: Cent and Ueber could've maybe kept the places more intact if Mega had been nicer to 'em...

wArlord: But I reckon they'd screwed all aroond nevertheless. We should've called the cops already on Friday -

dArK sTuFfEr: In that case, the police would probably have summoned the headmaster, and he would have aborted the party already in the Friday evening.

dArK sTuFfEr: But the party experience would have been considerably skinnier for the visitor, and the effect to our scenefame would have been negative -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I don't really believe that da scenefame we got from this was all that positive anyway, dammit.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: IT FUCKIN' WASN'T, IT WAS THE HEADMASTER AND ALL THE GROWN-UP REDNECKS OF DA VILLAGE, DAMMIT!! I JUST TRIED TO FOLLOW THEIR OWN NAZI RULES!!

OH7MO: I reckon I should've also been a bit more considerate. I did actually know that folks drink and rampage at events like this...

OH7MO: But I reckoned it'd be better to shut up aboot it, to get this kinda event arranged in Lietevesi in the first place.

myXTer: Our fame in Lietevesi and scene wasn't really that bad before this party, but now they're both gone...

myXTer: Well, now there's also the risk that Saila Tenhunen will write some scandal story about as to the paper, and find out all the Satan worships -

wArlord: I don't reckon she bothers to find out aboot anything! After all, she dinna even listen to us in the interview back in summer...

KERTTU: There is still so much to clean here, and you are all just loitering and idling there!

OH7MO: Well, we did hafta tawk aboot everthang that failed aboot that event and why...

KERTTU: Mere explanations! Now, get the rags and brushes in your hands, it is still extremely dirty downstairs!

AARNE: Well, there was actually such a mindless mess here last night, that I guess they actually might've been cleanin' the whole night...

KERTTU: But we nevertheless can't let the pupils in here yet! And the exterior door glass is broken -

AARNE: Well, maybe if we checked out thru the downstairs and basement corridors and then let the boys back home...

KERTTU: Well, it might indeed be unlikely that rascals like that are even able to get it much cleaner than the present state.

AARNE: The windowfixer's gonna come here in the afternoon, so y'all don't hafta care aboot that anymaw...

KERTTU: It is unconceivable that, still some time ago, even I believe that computers could save Lietevesi!

KERTTU: But it seems I was right since the beginning. Computers only turn people into lazy and irresponsible good-for-nothings!

KERTTU: Vornas-Heikki knows nothing about the modern life! I think he made a grave mistake when choosing his followers.

WUORENHEIMO: And you made a grave mistake when you lured me into this thoroughly rotten project of yours!

WUORENHEIMO: This event was supposed to bring honour to Lietevesi and crown the end of my political career.

WUORENHEIMO: But instead, you caused an indelible stain in the reputation of Lieteevesi, and in my reputation as well!

WUORENHEIMO: I just want to say, that the issue is not finished yet! So, prepare yourselves for more consequences!

AARNE: I take ye knew, Osmo, that all these youngsters' computer parties are actually all about just boozin' and revelin'?

OH7MO: Well, I actually believed that this kinda event could've have a crucial importance for the future of Lietevesi -

AARNE: Listen to me now, Osmo. We've already been tawkin' aboot this with the governor and some others also...

AARNE: And we decided that yer employment at Lietevesi junior high school ends today!

AARNE: Also the computer club's gonna end too, at least with ye in charge! Also we're done with all the makeshifts in the computer classroom!

AARNE: So, Osmo, ye've got this day to dismantle everthang ye've built in the computer classroom.

AARNE: No, we ain't! The time of suspicious makeshift Internets is now over in Lietevesi!

AARNE: No, y'all won't! From tomorrow on, the computer classroom's gonna stay locked outside classes!

KERTTU: It is actually quite good for your health that you can no longer access the computers during the breaks.

KERTTU: The school success of our pupils has considerably deteriorated due to this experiment, so it is the time to end it now!

AARNE: And we're also gonna start to strictly follow the official curriculum in computer studies -

BERGLUND: Allright, now we found headmaster Lipponen! Extremely good morning to you!

BERGLUND: We just came to ask you about who is gonna compensate for Mikael and Henry's Pentium computer that broke up here last night?

MIKAEL: Some of the visitors stole it, climbed to the roof with in, and dropped it down from there!!

HENCCA: Yeah, one of the scene clowns just asked like "is this a Pentium" and then started runnin' with it -

AARNE: I reckon it should've been at our boys' responsibility to stop that kinda mischief. And Osmo after that -

wArlord: Well, shouldna the responsibility be of them who broke the computer in the first place, dammit?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Maybe ya can't, 'coz yar a bunch of fuckin' lamers who don't know aboot da elitez, but to us it's all common knowledge -

BERGLUND: So, you only know that kind of Internet screen names for them, instead of their real names! In that case -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We'd like permanently lose our scenefame if we started to reveal to some fuckin' cops who did what!

dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. It is our sacred principle, that the scene only adhers to scene's own law, and the involvement of external institions is not desired.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, in that case YAR ONE HELLUVA TRAITOR-LAMER DAMMIT! A TINY LITTLE SHEEPIE OF LAW AND GOVERNMENT!!

wArlord: Well, let's be that then. But I ain't no interest whatsoever to any childish scene stuff or rules...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: If ya ever reveal any scenesecrets to anybdy then WE'RE ALL GONNA HATE YA!!

AARNE: Well, somebody then find out their real names, and let's report them to the police then.

RITU: We could like give back the computer we got from Hannu, to compensate or sump'n. Wasna it also a Pentium of sorts?

BERGLUND: Surely it is a Pentium. With a 166 MHz clock frequency, SVGA screen, KotiKolumbus Internet -

HENCCA: Yeah, we're gonna get a 166 MHz Pentium to replace our old 133 MHz PIECE OF SHIT!!!

OH7MO: Well, y'all could also take the broken computer if y'all find some usable parts in it...

BERGLUND: Naturally, we are not going to get as low as that, scavenging an used computer! We should have brand new components -

MIKAEL: Right! That kinda scenelosers don't know anything about progress, they're still usin' some 386s and 486s!!

HENCCA: And then they scavange some obsolete parts from some computers somebody's dropped off the roof, like some POOR PEOPLE!!

TEMETZU: They're always forcin' themselves to use ancient computers, even though upgrades and purchases are THE CORE OF THE MICROCOMPUTER HOBBY!

HENCCA: Yeah, they're all such a bunch of clowns! That whole fuckin' party proved to us that ALL THE SCENES ARE SOME HELLUVA HICKFOLKS!!

TEMETZU: Right!! I was a bit interested aboot them demos at first, but I HAVE NO SLIGHTEST INTEREST ANYMAW, AFTER THAT YESTERDAY CRAP!!

MIKAEL: We're proud Pentium and Windows users! We're on the side of the FUTURE and we're gonna have our entirely own events!

JONETZU: Yeah, we're gonna start havin' our own events where we just jack the computers in a network and then play PROPER GAMES...

MIKAEL: And the grown-ups would also start to understand the WE ARE the computer experts of this villages, and the Hautataipale clowns are losers...

HENCCA: AND DEMOSCENES ARE GONNA HAVE A TOTAL FUCKIN' ONE HUNDRED PERCENT ENTRY BAN TO OUR EVENTS!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' PISS OFF, ya fuckin' lamerz! Getta hell outta here with yar insults -

AARNE: Yeah, y'all could go out of here if y'all don't wanna help us with cleanin'...

BERGLUND: Well, maybe we could go then, if we have an agreement. Have an excellently good day!

AARNE: There's still some cleanin' here, and Osmo should haul his stuff outta the computer classroom -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, if ya still keep me here, then I'M GONNA DISTURB YAR CLEANINGS SO THAT YA CAN'T DO IT AT ALL!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But I recommend to everyone else to getta fuck outta here already! This school or Lietevesi DON'T DESERVE ANY EFFORT FROM US ANYMORE!!

DaRK FuCKeR: Yeah, well, I'm already feelin' quite sleepy, 'cause we ain't slept for the whole night!!

TENHUNEN: You won't leave anywhere! I now want more interviews and comments from you all -

TENHUNEN: I still haven't written it yet! I think I could get a lot tastier story out of this -

AARNE: PRESS WILL LEAVE THIS PLACE NOW! WE AIN'T GOT NUFFIN' TO COMMENT ABOOT THIS EVENT -

TENHUNEN: I've already made some phonecalls and ask around and check through Perä-Savo News archives!

wArlord: If there's ever gonna be any kind of scandal story in Perä-Savo News, THEN WE'RE GONNA STRIKE BACK WITH THE HARD WAY!!

AARNE: News reporter Tenhunen, please exit this building while the weather's still good...

TERTTU: Oh my goodness! Here's even the press in place, makin' a story aboot last night's sins of the computer boys! Jesus bless!

AARNE: Tenhunen has already finished her story and is now gonna return back to Pielavesi -

TENHUNEN: Does everyone present agree with this? I could maybe interview the lady who just came in -

DaRK FuCKeR: Right, mom, don't stay here tawkin' with her anymaw. I've stayed awake the whole night and I wanna get back home to sleep...

KERTTU: But now that the ladies Tossavainen and Kopsanen are here, I'd like to remind you to better look after your children!

KERTTU: And think about whether they should have a bit healthier activities instead of computers...

TERTTU: But once we've got back home, we're gonna put yer machine straight behind locked closet doors!

RITU: But whatabout gettin' back home already? The other boys can also get a ride if they need...

dArK sTuFfEr: I could also exploit this opportunity. Especially in case I can get my Amiga transported back home on the same ride.

myXTer: I could maybe stay here and dismantle the networkings with Osmo, and then get back with him -

OH7MO: Don't bother with that, ye've been workin' the whole night. Go with the other boys and sleep well...

wArlord: Well, maybe if I and Sam took Kopsanens' ride so that Ritu won't need to drive any further...

TERTTU: That fits with us right, we could then like stay with y'all and have coffee there!

wArlord: Well, welcome then, I guess y'all got quite a bunch of gossips to share...

AARNE: Osmo, ye can return the key to my box in teachers' room once ye've finished with the cleanings.

AARNE: We're then gonna come to check the computer room with Rauno in the evening. Call me then -

AARNE: Yeah, he's officially still on sickleave but he said he can start earlier if we can get Osmo outta his job earlier with that...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: For da FUCKIN' FUCK' SAKE! I thought we'd got Arto as our computer teacher if Osmo gets fired, but fuckin' RAUNO!! FUCKIN' FUCK'!!