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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x84 =========
DaTE: 1996-11-12 aT 16:10
LoCATi0N: HoENTtOELaE [CWU LiVE WHQ]
pREsENT: mR.mEgAsTuFf . DaRk FuCKeR . dArK sTuFFeR . wArlord . myXTer ===========================================================================
wArlord: So, y'all chaps even got the newspaper hauled over here for some more studyin'.
dArK sTuFfEr: I had actually not read it yet, as our family does not agree to subscribe to a newspaper as right-wing as Perä-Savo News.
wArlord: That's a fuckin' Centrist paper! How could it be -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya can notice da Centrism from da fuckin' crookedness, dammit! There's some hidden insult in just 'bout every sentence...
myXTer: Yeah, and the hidden insults look like Tenhunen has actually done some research!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right! All da mentions 'bout da confirmation school, or boatin', or not havin' ever tasted a drop of alcohol...
wArlord: My old man dinna even call their office, 'cause the only folks they're properly mockin' are from elsewhere. But we shall see...
myXTer: I'm assuming that they're yet to reveal quite a lot of stuff about us. All the Satan-worships and pirate activities...
dArK sTuFfEr: I consider it appropriate for us to prepare for the possibility that the police start to suspect and interrogate us on just about everything.
myXTer: I think we might wanna shut down the private and warez areas of our boards, and save the encrypted backups in some secret hide...
wArlord: Well, I don't believe the cops are really interested in findin' out what's there on our harddisks.
dArK sTuFfEr: It would nevertheless be appropriate to prepare for the worst.
wArlord: Anyway, it's sure that we've lost all our reputation in the eyes of the whole Backwards Savonia! And maybe even wider...
DaRK FuCKeR: Right that! And Mikael took our expert's reputation to himself, 'cause everbody's now askin' him aboot all the computer stuff!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: That pisses me off so fuckin' much. But luckily we've still got da most important famez left, I mean da scenefamez.
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. We should therefore forget our local activities and concentrate on the scene, the Internet and the BBSes.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah. And it's better that nobody even mentions savin' Lietevesi or shit like that. THAT PROJECT WAS A TOTAL FAILURE!!
dArK sTuFfEr: But at least we tried it. I consider it better to fail completely than to completelyy abstain from trying.
wArlord: But I reckon we could still try to fix our reputation -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'M NOT GONNA TAKE PART IN SHIT LIKE THAT! I'M GONNA LEAVE THIS PLACE COMPLETELY WHEN I JUST CAN!!
dArK sTuFfEr: I do not consider it worthwhile to restore our reputation among the official Lietevesi, as we gave our word to the invisible Lietevesi.
dArK sTuFfEr: As we know, Vornas-Heikki never submitted to the authories or the lamer-controlled institutions -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: BUT HE'S HELPED DA COPS SOLVE ALL KINDS OF CRIMES!? GIMME A FUCKIN BREAK!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: I am referring to the 19th century. Then -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WHO FUCKIN' CARES! IF SOMEONE EVER MAKES FRIENDS WITH COPS, IT MEANS HE'S BEEN A TOTAL SLIMEBALL FROM HIS BIRTH DAMMIT!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: DA WHOLE LIETEVESI AND ALL OF ITS HISTORY IS ONE HELLUVA SHIT! I'M NOT TAKIN' PART IN NONE OF YAR HISTORY SHIT!
dArK sTuFfEr: Maybe we should still give you some more time for a thorough repondering of this issue -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: MY DECISION IS FINAL!!
dArK sTuFfEr: ... Allright.
DaRK FuCKeR: Hey, I wonder if there's already partyreports aboot Generator?
wArlord: I doubt that...
DaRK FuCKeR: They sometimes put partyreports quite quickly there on the Doomrapers demoparty site!
dArK sTuFfEr: At least we could check it out, even though I do not consider it very probable.
DaRK FuCKeR: I'm sure they're tellin' all the best and sickest stuff 'bout Generator! All the gay sex and pissin' on folks and stuff!
wArlord: Don't be that hopeful aboot that yet...
DaRK FuCKeR: Yeah but I'm so excited!!
...
dArK sTuFfEr: Oh, Generator indeed is already listed at the Doomrapers WWW site, and there is even a partyreport.
DaRK FuCKeR: I'm so excited!
wArlord: And there's even some new parties on the list. Next week there's gonna be the second Demolition in Joensuu...
myXTer: You ain't seriously considerin' to go there?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: NOT IN HELL! IT'S SUCH A ROTTEN CITY AND I'M SURE IT'S STILL FULLA SKINHEAD EVEN IF DA WAMPIRES WERE IN YOUTH PRISON OR SUMP'N!!
myXTer: Yeah, good then...
DaRK FuCKeR: SHOW US THE PARTYREPORT ALREADY!! PLEEEZE!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Roger.
DaRK FuCKeR: So excited!!
wArlord: Seems we ain't gotten so many good words from Dome of Doomrapers.
DaRK FuCKeR: FUCKIN' HELL THERE!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Should've fuckin' guessed...
wArlord: I reckon there was a single organiser who was a "moron" even for the rest of us.
DaRK FuCKeR: YEAH, RIGHT! 'TWAS ALL MEGA'S FAULT 'CAUSE MEGA WAS SO DICKY TO EVERBODY ALL THE TIME!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: LOOK IN DA FUCKIN' MIRROR YARSELF! COULD A DOOD LOOKIN' LIKE THAT HAVE SCENE CREDZ AT ALL -
wArlord: Hey, hear me, that's just one chap's opinion there...
DaRK FuCKeR: But everbody else also believes in his opinions, 'cause he's written 'em on an Internet WWW site!!
dArK sTuFfEr: I doubt that. I would need a larger sample from the sceners who were present at the party.
DaRK FuCKeR: Yeah, maybe. Have they been tawkin' about the party someplace like the #suomiscene channel?
wArlord: Let's go look at it to find out...
dArK sTuFfEr: It seems I have been banned.
DaRK FuCKeR: Is that so!?
dArK sTuFfEr: Apparently, the entire CWU has been banned.
DaRK FuCKeR: Whatta hell!! Have ye got the logs? Could ye please check out what they've been tawkin' aboot afore them bans -
dArK sTuFfEr: At least not now. The Internet link is malfunctioning again.
DaRK FuCKeR: I don't dare to wait!!
wArlord: But who cares if we had lost our entire "scenefame" for good? After all we've still got our CWUnet and Internet -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: EVERYONE CARES 'BOUT THAT, DAMMIT!! DA SCENE IS FUCKIN' EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT ANYMORE!!
wArlord: The demoscene isn't everything. We can do all kinda stuff on the boards and the Internet without havin' to listen to demosceners -
dArK sTuFfEr: Strange indeed. It looks like Höttövaara is no longer responding to the ping request.
myXTer: Wonder if there's something more serious -
wArlord: Guess it's just the copper once again -
DaRK FuCKeR: Hey, there's some car comin' to the yard!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCK'S SAKE DAMMIT! DA COPZ! GETTA HELL OUTTA DA FUCKIN' TOILET RIGHT NOW AND LOCK DA DOOR!!
...
dArK sTuFfEr: I assume you remember that the location of Frontline is still a secret. Especially for the authorities.
DaRK FuCKeR: Allrighty...
myXTer: Oh no, help me, now it begins...
KINNUNEN: So, this kind of house. Hönttölä was its name, right?
OH7MO: Yeah...
PEKKA: Seems there's the same boys in here as the ones who were cleanin' the school in the weekend!
OH7MO: Yeah, they are...
KINNUNEN: Have the children been using this house for their playing for long?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whatta fuckin' children -
OH7MO: Guess they're already been doin' it for ten years...
KINNUNEN: Even if the grown-ups have told them not to?
OH7MO: I dunno if their parents have been tellin' us...
wArlord: At least the old man and wife Hirvonen ain't cared aboot mentionin' it in years. It's everbody here who's -
PEKKA: I take it y'all understand that y'all are here without the owner's permission and therefore against the law?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Who da hell even own this place then?
PEKKA: I guess Kärkkäinen can say it 'cause he lives aroond here himself.
OH7MO: I reckon it belongs to the heirs of Elsa Pietikäinen...
wArlord: Yeah, right, it was the Pietikäinen family the last Vornanen who lived here sold the house to -
KINNUNEN: Elsa Pietikäinen?
OH7MO: Yes...
KINNUNEN: We shall contact her heirs then and tell them that their property is being illegally used -
wArlord: I guess they already know that there's children playin' here. And they ain't cared aboot that yet -
PEKKA: There's been more than playin' now. There's some unauthorized electric and telecom installments been made.
wArlord: There wasna even need for any more electric installments, the wires were all there already -
PEKKA: But y'all got a kinda Internet wire comin' here from this Kärkkäinen's house in Höttövaara.
wArlord: Yeah, well -
KINNUNEN: We also have a good reason to suspect that it has been used for criminal activities here.
PEKKA: We've got suspicions aboot some kinda illegal pirate games...
wArlord: And what makes y'all suspect that?
PEKKA: Well, y'all don't seem like the kinda folks who ever ask permission for doin' sump'n! Now yer here in this house without a permission -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But why are ya even interested in this place or our LAN networks like that? Did da governor give ya some assignment?
PEKKA: Well, ye-
KINNUNEN: We cannot comment on this matter.
PEKKA: Oh, yeah, right, we ain't gonna comment on that.
KINNUNEN: You could now leave this house, we are now going to undergo a search.
OH7MO: Should I go too?
KINNUNEN: Yeah, you too. You're also here without permission.
OH7MO: Allrighty...
wArlord: So, let's all get back to the blizzard then.
...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Now, Osmo, ya can feel fuckin' free to tell us WHATTA FUCK IS THIS ALL 'BOUT DAMMIT!!
OH7MO: Well, some time ago they came to Höttövaara to check my radio gear and then take some of 'em to their van...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But ya ratted to them aboot that we've got some headquarters in Hönttölä, dammit!
OH7MO: Well, they had actually noticed earlier that there's some copper wires goin' thru the woods towards here -
DaRK FuCKeR: Did they take some gear from ye? What if they're now like gonna take the Frontline machine!??
OH7MO: Well, could very well be, 'cause they even took that server PC of mine -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FOR DA FUCK'S SAKE DAMMIT! THEY AIN'T FUCKIN' GONNA TAKE FRONTLINE FROM US DAMMIT!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCKIN' SHITCAPS, TAKE YAR HANDS OFF OUR BOARD MACHINE!!! YA FUCKIN' NAZI PIGS!!!
KINNUNEN: We're takin' all the suspicious material to the police station for study.
wArlord: I doubt y'all find anythang from there...
PEKKA: Well, if there's no more need for suspectin' a crime, then y'all get it back in a few days.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: GIVE FUCKIN' BACK OUR BOARDMACHINE DAMMIT!! DIDYA HEAR ME!! OPEN DA VAN'S BACK DOOR DAMMIT!!
KINNUNEN: Now you have one week to dismantle your illegal wirings from the woods.
wArlord: So, they're illegal now...?
PEKKA: They're endangerin' the traffic, 'cause they're crossing the roads from some treetops...
OH7MO: So, I guess we should dismantle them then...
KINNUNEN: I suppose it's all clear to everybody now?
OH7MO: Yeah, it is...
wArlord: Yeah, right, it is...
KINNUNEN: But we should now get back to the station with this evidence. Have a nice evening!
OH7MO: Yeah, nice evening...
wArlord: And good luck with yer investigations!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: DON'T FUCKIN' LEAVE US NOW!! DID YA FUCKIN' HEAR US!!
wArlord: Hey, don't start chasin' 'em with yer moped...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I WILL, DAMMIT!
wArlord: That chap always makes everthang harder every time...
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. I am convinced that mR.mEgAsTuFf's behaviour gives the police the reason to be especially careful in their investigation.
DaRK FuCKeR: But who's there in the police who even can investigate sump'n like that -
OH7MO: Well, there's some computer experts in the town who might get sump'n outta it. Berglund and Arto -
DaRK FuCKeR: But even if they got the PCBoard messagebase read, then luckily there's no CWU.Eliteonly in Frontline!
wArlord: Err, well, actually it's been comin' there once again -
DaRK FuCKeR: Is that so!?
dArK sTuFfEr: When was the last time the Eliteonly messages were removed from Frontline?
wArlord: It was still summer back then, or early autumn...
dArK sTuFfEr: In that case, the police might very well find references to Wampires and SYnTETiK DaRKNeSS.
myXTer: No in hell... we're in trouble...
OH7MO: What did ye tawk' aboot, Jyri?
wArlord: Well, we ain't even told ye aboot Wampires and what happened in Joensuu...
OH7MO: Maybe y'all should tell 'em at least to me, if they're gonna become some police issue sometime soon.
wArlord: Well, maybe we could at some point...
myXTer: I'm warning you they're some sick stuff then...
wArlord: Oh, its' Mega comin' back already.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCKIN' FUCKIN' FUCK!
wArlord: So, ye dinna catch 'em then?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck that, I realized that I shouldn't even try to catch them, 'cause they'd then notice that my moped's been tuned up!!
wArlord: Look at that, it's gotta be the first time ye came to yer senses in the middle of yer rage -
dArK sTuFfEr: Nevertheless, you should have returned to your senses considerably earlier during this episode.
OH7MO: Yeah, ye indeed should have!
DaRK FuCKeR: But are we gonna take CWUnet apart for real...?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WE FUCKIN' AIN'T!
OH7MO: I reckon we should now show some co-operativeness towards the cops, to make sure that the consequences ain't gonna get any harder -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I DON'T CARE 'BOUT WHAT KINDA CONSEQUENCES I'M GETIN' IN SOME FUCKIN' LIETEVESI -
OH7MO: We would hafta redo the wirings some other way in any case, 'cause I'm sure the cops are gonna keep lookin' at Hönttölä...
wArlord: Yeah, and it wouldna be worth the effrt to even rewire 'em anymaw, 'cause most of us are gonna movea away in the summer -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whadda fuck d'ya know 'bout some effort-worthiness, ya ain't even under the net's coverage dammit!
DaRK FuCKeR: Yeah, right! At least I would suffer from the lack of CWUnet so much that I could like rewire the network ALL ALONE!!
dArK sTuFfEr: So, you are no longer prohibited from computer use?
DaRK FuCKeR: I still am, but now that I ain't got nuffin' to do anymaw, there would be sump'n to do in the rewirin'!!
wArlord: Well, at least I wouldna recommend that ye start screwin' aroond with that all alone in the woods...
OH7MO: Yeah... but let's reckon aboot the possible rebuildin' once we've got our current wires dismantled.
DaRK FuCKeR: Okey...
wArlord: But now it's a good time for us to use boards and write messages there, 'cause y'all no longer can spend whole evenings on the Internet.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Except that all of our boards are down except for mine!!
wArlord: Oh...?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Think 'bout it damnit! Da cops just took Frontline, EMPTYNESS is in home arrest, and Stuffie's Amiga broke its powersource at da party...
DaRK FuCKeR: And Sam ain't even wantin' to have a board anymaw, 'cause he's still all heartbroken aboot schistic!!
myXTer: Shut up dammit, you know nothing about feelings or heartbreaks -
OH7MO: Oh, so Jyri's transformer is broken?
dArK sTuFfEr: Affirmative.
OH7MO: Ye could like have me look at it, if ye canna do nuffin' aboot it yerself...
dArK sTuFfEr: I would indeed be extremely grateful if you were able to restore its functionality.
OH7MO: I guess I might...
wArlord: But at least we don't hafta reckon anymaw aboot if we need to turn the Frontline machine into some helluva Linux server!
myXTer: Yeah, and it's also good that we never got the 386SX overdrive purchased there! In case the cops decide to keep it...
wArlord: Why would they keep it...?
myXTer: It's municipial property in the first place, and they might notice it somewhere...
OH7MO: Yeah, there could be some municipial engravings left there -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: OH FUCKIN' FUCK! WHY DIDN'T WE SMOOTH IT DOWN WITH A FILE OR ANYTHING!? FUCKIN' FUCKIN' FUCK!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. It might be conceivable that the police shall never return the Frontline machine to us.
DaRK FuCKeR: Goddamn bloody hell dammit!!
wArlord: Well, it's too late to swear aboot that anymaw...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, we're lost all of our boards except one, our local fame, scenefame, LAN network, Internet connection, meetin' place...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, do we have anything left after that?
wArlord: Well, that board of yours.
DaRK FuCKeR: Games maybe...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WE AIN'T GONNA TOUCH NO GAMES!!
DaRK FuCKeR: At least I would if my parents allowed me to!
dArK sTuFfEr: But even if they took everything else from us, we still at least have our memories of the better days.
myXTer: Sniff...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah... da memories of when we still got hope and future and everything was new...
DaRK FuCKeR: Sniff... the good old times!!
wArlord: Yeah... What aboot if we got together someplace at some point, and recall aboot all the stuff together?
dArK sTuFfEr: Excellent idea, wArlord. In any case, we should go through all of our current history, in order to be able to plan the future.
DaRK FuCKeR: Yeah, that could be good!!
OH7MO: So, come to me like on the next Saturday? I could also like to take part in yer rememberings.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, ya maybe remember da early stuff a bit better than us.
wArlord: There'd at least be plenty of time on Saturday...
OH7MO: Allrighty, so yer welcome to come to Höttövaara like in the afternoon then.
wArlord: But could we get back home already? My mummy's been makin' some food, and I promised that I ain't gonna be in Hönttölä for very long...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we might get da hell outta this blizzard already.
DaRK FuCKeR: Meh, it's all so borin' at home without a computer... I'd so much rather spend time with y'all -
wArlord: So, nuffin' but howdy-ho!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Howdy-ho...
OH7MO: Howdy-ho to y'all too...
dArK sTuFfEr: Have a nice evening...
myXTer: Bye...
DaRK FuCKeR: Meh!! Nobody stayed with me, so unfair!!
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