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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x81 =========
DaTE: 1996-11-09 aT 11:55
LoCATi0N: LiETEVESi sCH00L cORRiDOR
pREsENT: mR.mEgAsTuFf / CWU
wArlord / CWU & JGA & MAHTI
DaRk FuCKeR / CWU & ZGS & MAHTI
dArK sTuFfEr / CWU & Silent Mulats & MAHTI===========================================================================
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCK I'm feelin' so horrible!!
wArlord: Word...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Err, wasn't it before midnight that ya got back in, dammit? How in the fuck wouldya even fuckin' know -
wArlord: I actually stayed awake the whole night! Whereas ye passed out sometime after four already...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I didn't talk 'bout stayin' awake but this HELLUVA HANGOVER!! Man, ya never even got properly drunk -
wArlord: I drank enuff booze for the other leg, dammit!
DaRK FuCKeR: But why did ya get up in the first place, if ya got such a mindless hangover, Mega?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, I started to get some goddamn flashbacks and I couldn't sleep anymore -
wArlord: Ye mean what?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Like some flashlike memories with bonfires and window-breakin' and pissin' on da hallway...
DaRK FuCKeR: I've got some of that too, but luckily they ain't real!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Actually, the bonfire, breaking of the windows, and urinating and defecating in the corridors are all real events.
DaRK FuCKeR: Fuck's sake dammit!! I thought it would've been just a dream!!
wArlord: Ye fuckin' wood-eye, dinna ye see 'em crapturds there all aroond the hallways...?
DaRK FuCKeR: Well, now that ye say that, I'm seein' that too -
dArK sTuFfEr: Additionally, the soap dispensers in the toilets have been filled with urine and excrements, as well as several shoes left in the corridor.
wArlord: They also showed some sick animal porn and chainsaw porn over the beamer for a few hours...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, that's not that bad, 'coz it stayed inside da party area. And da anal sex also took place just there on da schoolyard, luckily...
dArK sTuFfEr: Actually, several crews practiced anal intercouse also near the nearby rowhouses, and even quite loudly.
dArK sTuFfEr: Additionally, at least the flags of Soviet Union, Carrols, Nazi Germany and Posti were flown in the flagpoles of these buildings.
DaRK FuCKeR: WOWWW!! We've had such a tuff party!! We're gonna get some damn tuff scenefame -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: SHUDDA FUCKIN' UP YA FUCKIN' CLOWN!! We're now 'bout to lose da little fame we've got if this party gets fucked -
DaRK FuCKeR: Whaddye mean fucked??
DiCKiNSTASiA: Hey, relax a bit, Mega...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Relaxin' ain't gonna help now! I'm quite sure that the grown-ups would end this party right away if they knew what's been goin' on...
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. We now need to take special care that we manage to finish the demo competition before this happens.
JONTEL: Hey doodz, why's it so helluva cold there in the hall??
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, I fuckin' guess it might be 'coz some so-called elite crews broke da main door's window...
ANTEL: But the radiators are all cold too!!
wArlord: Maybe our janitor was here in the evenin' and shut off the heat in the boiler room.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Why in da fuck!? Didn't anyone tell him that we've got a party here and that the town promised to sponsor the venue and heatin'?
wArlord: I guess not, or then he maybe just forgot aboot it.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, dammit!
ANTEL: Could y'all please ask the janitor to turn the heatin' back on?
dArK sTuFfEr: We shall take care of the reactivation of the party hall heating, no need to worry.
ANTEL: Allrighty, okey then!!
wArlord: I reckon I could call that Saastamoinen right away -
dArK sTuFfEr: Maybe it is a better idea to not trouble the adults. I am sure we can reactivate the heating on our own.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, we fuckin' shouldn't ask some grown-ups here to spoil everything, dammit!! No janitor, no headmaster, especially no cops...
wArlord: Well, I don't reckon it needs a plumber diploma to turn the boiler back on.
dArK sTuFfEr: Nevertheless, I think we should adjust the radiator thermostats so that only the closed spaces we need will be heated.
wArlord: Yeah, it might be wise that, so that we wouldna lose no heat...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But what 'bout if some of da grown-ups come here anyway?
DiCKiNSTASiA: I don't reckon they come -
DaRK FuCKeR: I heard that the Perä-Savo News hag's gonna come here to interview the folks!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCK'S SAKE, ARE YA NOW SERIOUS!?
DaRK FuCKeR: Terttu had heard such a gossip...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCK'S SAKE DAMMIT NOW, THAT'S WHAT WE WERE WAITIN' FOR, BLOODY HELL!!
dArK sTuFfEr: We should definitely assure that she will see as few shocking things as possible when visiting here.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, get fuckin' rid of da beer bottles and vomits in da hallways, and such...
DiCKiNSTASiA: And da crapturds!!
wArlord: Maybe we could even try to fix the door somehow. Like take the backdoor glass, as it's the same kinda door there...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Maybe, if even that one's still intact.
DaRK FuCKeR: Or then we could just make up a story that it's been broken for some time already, 'cause there ain't been no money to fix it!
wArlord: Well, she could actually maybe even believe that...
dArK sTuFfEr: Let us therefore first concentrate on the removal of the vomiti and the beverage bottles, and let us ponder the door repairment only after that.
wArlord: Allright.
DiCKiNSTASiA: I could maybe go clean 'em up...
wArlord: Yeah, I could also come with ye. Could visit the boiler room on the same trip as the cleanin' closet...
K75: Can I still enter to compos?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah...
K75: I was just thinkin' that it's nearly one o'clock already...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: NEARLY ONE O'CLOCK!? WHAT A FUCK!??
K75: Where were the entry forms -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: DA DEADLINE WAS AT TWELVE! NO TIME ANYMORE, GEDDA FUCK OUT!!
K75: Okay then dammit, I'm gonna enter it at the next party then...
dArK sTuFfEr: Maybe we could have accepted this entry, as we have not yet started the jury -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We've already failed so many of our own promises that it makes stickin' to da compo deadline even more important!
dArK sTuFfEr: Your compensation theory sounds worthy of consideration. On the other hand -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Besides, we should start da jury RIGHT NOW so that we're sure to have da compos in time!!
DaRK FuCKeR: How many entries are there for the compos?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, at least there's so many music compo entries that we've sure gotta eliminate some of 'em!
dArK sTuFfEr: There are approximately twenty of them.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: No more than that? Well, we've still gotta drop at least five of 'em...
dArK sTuFfEr: That would be easy. Most of the entries probably are despicable techno crap, so we will just have to randomly choose five of them.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We've just gotta make sure that we won't disqualify some songs made by some true elite...
dArK sTuFfEr: I think techno crap is techno crap regardless of the level of scene fame attained by its composer.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But we've still gotta think 'bout some of our own fame too, not to step on elite toes...
DaRK FuCKeR: And how many demos and intros have we got?
dArK sTuFfEr: There is one demo for the Amiga and two for the PC. The number of intros is five, all of them for the PC.
DaRK FuCKeR: No more than that?? It's gonna be quite a damn shitty compo especially if half of 'em are some jokes!!
dArK sTuFfEr: I tried to state earlier that there are so few demos and intros that we could consider bending the deadline.
DaRK FuCKeR: I reckon it'd be really worth bendin'!! Let's go back to that recent guy and ask him to give his prod!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We fuckin' won't! A decision is a decision, and their prod's now disqualified no matter how good it was dammit!!
DaRK FuCKeR: Okey then, allright...
BREADER: Hello...
MMS Fuckin' hello.:
BREADER: The tickets were forty marks, right?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Forty if ya got it exact, fifty otherwise.
BREADER: I have no smaller change than this hundred-mark bill, so maybe I use it then...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay... Hey, whatta fuck!?
DaRK FuCKeR: Whatta?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: SOMEBODY'S STOLEN ALL OF OUR BUCKS, DAMMIT!!!
DaRK FuCKeR: Oh god-fuckin'-dammit!!
wArlord: Now we've got the heatin' back on and cleaned the hallways...
DiCKiNSTASiA: I fuckin' started to feel like throwin' up even myself!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Err, wArlord, I guess ya know who was da last guy on da infodesk last night?
wArlord: I guess it might've been Sam...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCKIN' SAM LEFT OUR CASH UNGUARDED!!!
BREADER: Hey, maybe I could pay later...?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: NOT ACCEPTABLE!
wArlord: Err, I guess it might be very well acceptable...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WE'VE GOT OUR RULEZ, AND WE'RE STICKIN' TO 'EM, DAMMIT!!
BREADER: Well, maybe I pay with my hundred-mark bill now, and y'all pay back once y'all got the change?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: NOT ACCEPTABLE!
wArlord: Fuck's sake, Mega, quit with that...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Right! Yer just makin' stuff worse...
BREADER: Fuck's sake then, I'm then gonna break the bill in the store, and then come back and also enter our demo...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Feel free to do so.
DaRK FuCKeR: Is there a demo from Cobravision?? Ye can enter it right away!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. There is plenty of room for demos in the compo.
BREADER: Now that's startin' to sound a bit more reasonable...
wArlord: So, here's an entry form, ye could maybe fill it...
BREADER: Allrighty!
myXTer: Morning...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' morning, it took some time for ya to wake up, dammit!!
myXTer: I only got to sleep at like eight o'clock...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, right, we've just got a question for ya: WHERE IN DA FUCK'S ALL OF OUR CASH!?!
myXTer: Well, I took it with me in the computer classroom, in case I might fall asleep on the infodesk chair...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WHY IN DA FUCK DIDYA TAKE IT THERE!? GO BACK RIGHT NOW AND BRING 'EM -
myXTer: I've got it with me right now, dammit!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, allright, okay then...
wArlord: Here's fifty marks of change for ye.
BREADER: Allright, good.
DaRK FuCKeR: Can we get to have the jury already?
dArK sTuFfEr: Maybe we should still wait for a while, in case there are some more late entries.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WE FUCKIN' WON'T! WE'RE GONNA HAVE DA JURY RIGHT NOW!! NOW NOW NOW!!!
DaRK FuCKeR: Well, we could jury them musics and graphicds maybe, 'cause there's enuff of 'em?
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Are there any wildcompo entries?
dArK sTuFfEr: Five VHS tapes, if I remember correctly.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay then, five shitty home video's quite enuff for da wild, we can close that compo already.
DICKISTASIA: Are we gonna jury 'em at the same time?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We'd need a TV for that...
dArK sTuFfEr: At least there is a movable television set in the teachers' room, with a VCR connected to it.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay then, maybe we could check 'em out also. I'm sure some of da wild prods is very well worth disqualifyin'.
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed.
DaRK FuCKeR: But where's we gonna jury them musics and graphics?
wArlord: I guess we should do it in the computer room...
myXTer: There's still people sleeping there...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, it's about da time for 'em to wake up!
DaRK FuCKeR: But there's no computer in that room with a soundcard or even VGA!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Why in da fuck do ya believe we'd use 'em anyway!? I guess we're fuckin' gonna take yar 486 there and use it...
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed.
DaRK FuCKeR: We'd need some external speakers -
schistic: Morning...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' morning! It's over one o'clock already...
schistic: It was so damn hard to get sleep! I woke up all the time from some nightmares where the whole school blows up and everything...
wArlord: This reminds me of the H0RiG0 chaps. Wonder if they're awake already?
schistic: Ueber was still sleepin' quite fastly there in the hallway...
wArlord: Good. I was just reckonin' aboot if we should prepare for their wakin'-up somehow...?
dArK sTuFfEr: Absolutely. I think we could lock them in a closet, so that they shall not be able to do any additional damage -
wArlord: I was rather reckonin' aboot pleasin' 'em a little bit, to stop 'em from gettin' mad and breakin' stuff anymore aroond here.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Are ya fuckin' serious now!?
dArK sTuFfEr: This sounds quite a reasonable option to me.
wArlord: We could like give 'em some booze right after they wake up, and please 'em in all possible ways.
schistic: Centu and Ueber are okayish guys once ya just get to know 'em...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Didya manage to get into their inner circles, schistic??
schistic: I guess maybe yes, especially if they ain't lost their memories...
DaRK FuCKeR: Didye give sex to 'em!??
dArK sTuFfEr: Maybe you could act as a servant or the H0RiG0 members until the compo, so that they remain tame instead of becoming destructive again.
schistic: Well, I could maybe give 'em some booze, but I'm not gonna give 'em any sex anymore...
dArK sTuFfEr: Maybe that is a reasonable limit to keep.
DaRK FuCKeR: Have we got any booze to give 'em?
myXTer: There's a few bottles in the computer classroom...
wArlord: Yeah, some of 'em confiscated, and some picked off the hallway...
dArK sTuFfEr: Excellent. The H0RiG0 members may wake up any time, so we should now prepare to serve them.
schistic: We should get the booze outta the computer room...
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. I also recommend we move them in the teachers' refrigerator to assert that they are cold enough for H0RiG0.
DaRK FuCKeR: I also wanna bring my computer there into the computer classroom if we're now gonna jury the entries with it!!
dArK sTuFfEr: That is acceptable, but be quick.
DaRK FuCKeR: Allright!
wArlord: Who's gonna stay sit at the desk?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I can stay. That ass-lickery project of yars sounds so fuckin' lame that keep me far away from it!
wArlord: Allright then.
...
UEBERRASCHUNG: Lamerz... DA WHOLE PARTY full of lamerz dammit...
wArlord: Seems he's wakin' up already.
UEBERRASCHUNG: Da most miserable party EVER... so damn pissy PC lamers, EVERYBODY!!
schistic: Good morning, Ueber!
UEBERRASCHUNG: And who da hell d'ya think ya are?
schistic: I'm the one who can bring some beer to you... and maybe something else too...
UEBERRASCHUNG: Beer... chicks... I can't stand all these PC lamers WITHOUT BEER AND CHICKS!!
wArlord: We're now gonna have the jury... I guess ye can manage alone on yer own from here on...
schistic: Well, let's see..
UEBERRASCHUNG: BEER!!!
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