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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x80 =========
DaTE: 1996-11-08 aT 17:51
LoCATi0N: LiETEVESi sCH00L cORRiDOR
pREsENT: mR.mEgAsTuFf / CWU
wArlord / CWU & JGA & MAHTI
DaRk FuCKeR / CWU & ZGS & MAHTI
myXTer / CWU
DiCKiNSTASiA / CWU & MAHTI
schistic / CWU & MAHTI
dArK sTuFfEr / CWU & Silent Mulats & MAHTI
oOnA a.k.a. oTHRa / Silent Mulats===========================================================================
DaRK FuCKeR: Now there's some folks comin' in!! So excited!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Damn, ain't da door locked??
DaRK FuCKeR: I already unlocked it, 'cause the party's gonna start so soon -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCK! Go drive 'em out right now, and fuckin' relock da door! Ya can only get in at 18:00, period!!
schistic: Hey, Mega, calm down...
DaRK FuCKeR: I can well go relock it -
wArlord: Don't bother, it ain't so important anymaw. Especially now that they're comin' up the stairs already...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Besides we already let the local lamers in the hall!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, if it'd been up to me, they wouldn't be there! It's our fuckin' party and our rules dammit, and we promised -
wArlord: Now, that's gotta be the first time ever man, yer appealin' to that we've promised sump'n to the grownups -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Who fuckin' cares if it's da grownups or who we've promised to! IT'S OUR RULES!!
MARACK: Howdy...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Look, it's MARACK and other ELC membas, hi...
KIMBLE: 'Twas forty marks, the ticket price?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah...
wArlord: Ain't we got no money for change in the cash?
DiCKiNSTASiA: Nope, it's still all empty!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: God-fuckin'-dammit doodz, yar screwin' all up right in da start! We should have sumthing there to give da change for fifty marks!!
wArlord: Well, I reckon I might have a few coins in my wallet...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, get it down here then dammit! And everyone else too!
FOOTMAN: Well, I maybe could pay first, 'cause I've even got some coins...
wArlord: Allright then, ye can pay first then.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Where in da fuck didya put da badges, DiCKiNSTASiA?
DiCKiNSTASiA: I took the box to keep it in the computer classroom until six o'clock -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: GODDAMMIT, bring it back here!! We need it RIGHT NOW!!
DiCKiNSTASiA: Well, 'twas ye who said that -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: TAKE DA BADGES BACK HERE LIKE RIGHT NOW!!
MARACK: That's nuffin', I reckon we're bit early too...
KIMBLE: Right, it's just the ordinary start hassle for any party...
schistic: Are ya gonna release any prods, by the way?
MARACK: Well, the ELC prod's still very unfinished...
KIMBLE: But who knows if we like make some quick partyprod over the night.
schistic: Okay.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da deadline's then gonna be twelve pm tomorrow AND WE AIN'T GONNA STRETCH IT BY A SINGLE MINUTE, DAMMIT!!!
FOOTMAN: Yeah, right...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Phew... here's some badges for y'all...
wArlord: So, grab 'em on the chests and get to the hall.
dArK sTuFfEr: It would be a more data-secure solution that the organiser sitting at the cash storage delivered the badges.
wArlord: Well, guess we trust enuff in ELC...
dArK sTuFfEr: Still, it is reasonable to follow the good practice in every case.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: How many bades didya make, Dickie?
DiCKiNSTASiA: A hundred...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And ya think that'd be enuff?
DiCKiNSTASiA: Well, it's just a small party we're organizin' the first time! It's good if we even get the hundred!!
wArlord: But we actually even told the headmaster that there'd be like two hundred blokes.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Oh?
dArK sTuFfEr: We should indeed prepare for a visitor count far greater than one hundred.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Well, there's just one hundred badges now, no can do!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' yes can do! Ya could like start makin' some spare badges already -
DiCKiNSTASiA: Well, let's see if it starts to look like we're actually runnin' outta them.
dArK sTuFfEr: At least we should print the badge templates as soon as possible.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Ye can go print 'em if ye reckon it's so important to prepare -
dArK sTuFfEr: You are the one responsible for the badges.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Well, in that case I decide that we shouldn't print any more badges afore we know that it's not gonna be in vain!!
wArlord: By the way, we've run outta ten-mark coins again.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right. Who da fuck got da idea to set da ticket price to fuckin' FORTY marks??
schistic: I guess it was you who suggested the compromise between thirty and fifty -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, if someone pays with two twenty-mark bills, we ain't gotta no change for da folks who use one fifty-mark bill!!
wArlord: Well, let's hope that some folks used coins too...
JONTEL: Hi, have y'all got any soda to sell?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: No, we don't! Go to buy it at da store!
JONTEL: I could like pay y'all two marks extra if y'all sold 'em here!!
ANTEL: Yeah, they sold coke at the infodesk at Abduction too!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Do these look some Abduction facilities to ya, dammit!?
JONTEL: Well, it was in a school too...
wArlord: Guess we should've some fridge here to keep 'em cold...
JONTEL: It won't matter to us if they're cold or not, as long as we get soon back to play!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, I see. Well, we ain't got soda for sale TO FUCKIN' GAMER CLOWNS, go get it from da fuckin' store!!
ANTEL: Allright then... sorry... where's it at?
wArlord: Just walk right there to the paved road, then right towards the centre where y'all see the bus station and stuff.
ANTEL: Allright.
wArlord: The store's then gonna close at seven o'clock, so y'all better leave now...
JONTEL: Allright, we leave right now then!
ANTEL: I should get my coat first...
DaRK FuCKeR: We could maybe buy some twenty sodas from the store right here, if they're actually prepared to pay extra for 'em...
schistic: Yeah, especially if the store's gonna close soon!
wArlord: I don't reckon it'd be worth it, we would maybe still run outta 'em...
DaRK FuCKeR: I doubt that! Besides, we need caffeine too, to keep us awake here behind the desk!
DiCKiNSTASiA: I think it's BOOZE we're gonna need over the night...
myXTer: We prohibited alcohol in our rules!!
DiCKiNSTASiA: Have ye ever visited a party where the orgas would've followed the no-booze rule?
wArlord: Asm, maybe -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I DOUBT THAT!
wArlord: Right.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da rulez are for da visitorz!! Da boozerule's there so that the orgs can confiscate da booze from da lamers and drink 'em!!
wArlord: But we actually promised to the grown-ups that we won't booze here...
mINDeAGLE: Greetings.
DaRK FuCKeR: Wowww, it's the C.O.P. guys here too!!
dRAGONcROW: Well, we reckoned we should come if there's a party in our old hometown...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But didn't ya promise that ya never ever come back to Lietevesi?
dRAGONcROW: Well, that was just to raise the spirit in the ritual... it doesn't matter so much anymaw.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, we knew it was all just some theatre play for ya!
DaRK FuCKeR: But if WE are ever gonna promise that we never come back to Lietevesi, THEN WE'RE AT LEAST GONNA MEAN IT!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Absolutely. We must hold on to our promises!
pHASERhAWK: It was fifty marks, the tickets?
wArlord: Forty...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We've outta change once again.
pHASERhAWK: Well, can ya give back from a hundred?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we've got plenty of twenty-mark bills...
pHASERhAWK: I could actually use coins so there'd be some change for some time...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, well, that'd be really welcome now.
pHASERhAWK: By the way, has the Amiga 1200 worked well we gave you?
dArK sTuFfEr: Affirmative, with extreme perfection. I am currently using it as a BBS machine, among other occult things.
dRAGONcROW: And yer gonna use it too as the compo Amiga?
dArK sTuFfEr: Affirmative.
dRAGONcROW: Allright then. So, we should maybe wire up our computers and finish the demo...
dArK sTuFfEr: Please do. A COP-level Amiga demo would indeed be extremely welcome in the compo.
pHASERhAWK: The deadline's gonna be at twelve, right?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, and that's gonna be DA ULTIMATE DEADLINE WE AIN'T GONNA DEVIATE FROM!!
dRAGONcROW: Well, we've just got the final touch to make, we're maybe gonna finish it tonight already...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay.
wArlord: I reckon we could bend a bit in C.O.P.'s case, so that we get the best possible Lietevesi demo in the compo...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WE'RE GONNA FUCKIN' STICK TO DA RULEZ, DAMMIT!!
wArlord: Yeah, right...
dArK sTuFfEr: The change issue seems extremely problematic. I recommend we could raise the ticket price.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We fuckin' said it in da infofile, that da tickets cost forty marks!!
dArK sTuFfEr: We could still add an exception to that rule. For example, fifty marks for those who do not have the exact sum.
wArlord: Well, that sounds reasonable...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, maybe that's still okay. Are ya gonna make some note paper for that?
dArK sTuFfEr: Affirmative, I can do it.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, I guess nobody who's got big notes to pay with would run outta their party budget with one extra ten marks...
schistic: By the way, have we got some shifts for bein' on call? At least I wanna booze at some point!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we should have some kinda shift system, especially once we start gettin' some true elitez we really wanna booze with.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, it's actually quite retarded to have all the orgas behind the desk all the time.
wArlord: But have we even got booze? We never tawked aboot makin' any party kilju...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, we're orgaz here, dammit! If we need booze, then just check everybody's stuff and confiscate some!!
dArK sTuFfEr: I assume that the majority of boozers is currently outside with their beverages.
schistic: Right, I don't think the inside-lamers got anything!
wArlord: Except for the C.O.P. guys maybe...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But we ain't gonna confiscate from 'em, they're so elite!
DaRK FuCKeR: Right, maybe it's better to wait until there's some more mid-lame folks inside, and then make a kinda CONFISCATION STRIKE!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But I wanna booze like right now! I think we should check the lamers' stuff right now so that they know who's the boss!
DaRK FuCKeR: Allrighty. Are the ELC guys lamers in this case?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, they're all some fuckin' megahertz clowns who have no respect for da C-64 or da Amiga.
DaRK FuCKeR: Okay, I'm gonna go confiscate right now!!
LAZERCODE: Howdy...
dArK sTuFfEr: Look, LAZERCODE and FUCKSUCKER have arrived.
wArlord: It seems all the old Lietevesi scene is comin' to our party!
LAZERCODE: Well, ye gotta support Lieteversi parties, 'cause there ain't been one in so many years...
FUCKSUCKER: 'Twas forty marks, right?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah... and I hope ya've got da exact change!
FUCKSUCKER: Yeah, I do...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay! Not nearly enuff people have it...
wArlord: Here's the badge for ye...
LAZERCODE: I could maybe enter my prod in the compo at the same time.
wArlord: Oh? For which machine is it?
LAZERCODE: It's just a four-channel mod, to the music compo...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I thought ya were a coder?
LAZERCODE: Well, I'm also a musician and graphician, at least with fake names...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay. So, have we got da entry forms?
dArK sTuFfEr: I believe DiCKiNSTASiA is the one responsible for them.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Damn, I fuckin' forgot it!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, go print 'em right now then!! It's so fuckin' awkward that we ain't got da official GENERAToR PARTY branded entry forms!
LAZERCODE: I could write down the entry info even on a blank paper maybe...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: This is now A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE!!
wArlord: Hey, Dickie, ye should also print some of 'em badge templates, like two hundred more!
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. We only have maybe ten badges left, and it looks like the party is going to be surprisingly popular.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Okay, okay... I'm gonna print some of 'em too...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Take da key so that ya can open da computer classroom door.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Oh, yeah, right...
myXTer: I could also go with him so that we could get 'em maybe quicker.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright.
LAZERCODE: Here's the entry info now on a normal A4. After all, it's just a mod and not a demo...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay then, maybe we can do that this time.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But DiCKiNSTASiA should then copy da info on da official entry form by himself!! To get some punishment for his screw-ups!!
DaRK FuCKeR: Hey guys, I got this kinda bottle confiscated!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: That's all ya got?
DaRK FuCKeR: Right, nuffin' else...
schistic: I said ya should've waited a while before that...
wArlord: Well, that's Pöytäviina, so maybe that's enuff for starters...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But maybe we shouldn't drink it just yet. Go tke it to da computer classroom so we can booze it away sometime later?
DaRK FuCKeR: Where's da computer classroom key??
mR.mEgAsTuFf: DiCKiNSTASiA got it, he just went there.
DaRK FuCKeR: Allrighty, maybe I'm gonna follow him there then...
JONTEL: Err, well...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: What da fuck's it again?
JONTEL: Can y'all come to check, we've got some problem with the network...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: DaRK FuCKeR is da network responsible.
dArK sTuFfEr: I assume he shall come here soo.
wArlord: Well, maybe I could say sump'n aboot it too...
dArK sTuFfEr: I could maybe take a look as well.
wArlord: Let's go then. But once Kassu comes back, could y'all please tell him to come to the hall.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay.
...
wArlord: It seems like yer usin' the same IP address as somebody else.
ANTEL: But y'all said we can choose any address from the range, and I took the one that ends with 234!!
DaRK FuCKeR: Well, ye shouldn't choose sump'n somebody else has chosen!!
JONTEL: Well, how do we know who's chosen what and what not?
dArK sTuFfEr: Maybe there should be a list of the reserved IP addresses on the bulletin board.
wArlord: Yeah, that'd be good...
DaRK FuCKeR: But should the list paper also have like the official GENERAToR PARTY logo??
dArK sTuFfEr: Maybe it is vanity to start making one for this purpose.
wArlord: Yeah, let's not go to that bulldung no matter what Mega said. Just use an ordinary blank A4, dammit.
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. Besides, we have so many other tasks we have not yet managed to accomplish at all.
DaRK FuCKeR: Like what?
dArK sTuFfEr: Like showing demos on the big screen. The party has now been officially open for over an hour, and there is no demo on the screen.
DaRK FuCKeR: Oh, yeah, right!! Well, I can put some tuff stuff in there!!
dArK sTuFfEr: And I can show Amiga demos if you run out of good PC demos.
CENTURION: DON'T YA FUCKIN' KNOW WHO I AM, DAMMIT!?!?
wArlord: Oh, it seems there might be some need for extra workforce over the infodesk too.
CENTURION: YA FUCKIN' NOBODY-KIDDIES ORGANIZE SOME FUCKIN' SHITTY PARTIES IN SOME BACKWATER VILLAGE YA CAN'T EVEN GET TO BY BUS!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, we actually have a few buses a day -
CENTURION: WE FUCKIN' PAID OURSELVES SICK FOR DA TAXI TO GET OUTTA DA PIELAVESI BUS STATION TO THIS EVEN TINIER SHITVILLAGE!!
UEBERRASCHUNG: AND THEN THERE'S SOME MORON SITTIN BEHIND DA DESK WHO AIN'T EVEN KNOWIN' WHO WE ARE!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, I ain't seen ya at parties dammit -
UEBERRASCHUNG: SO, YA AIN'T BEEN GOIN' TO PARTIES FOR MANY YEARS THEN, DAMMIT?
CENTURION: Okay, let's teach to da little lame-o's.. I'm fucki' CENTURION of HORiGO. And that's UEBERRASCHUNG of HORIGO.
UEBERRASCHUNG: It seems that this party's gonna end up TOTALLY FUCKIN' SHITTY! Just what we can expect from some nobody-lame-o's like that!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yar free to not come to parties whose orgacrews ya don't know -
CENTURION: WE'RE FUCKIN' COMIN'! There was an invitation over da boards and da net, so we're fuckin' comin'!
UEBERRASCHUNG: But we're gonna make sure that IF WE AIN'T GONNA GET DA GODLY TREATMENT WE DESERVE, then we're gonna DEMOLISH THIS PLACE!!
CENTURION: Hear that! We're gonna make sure that yar not gonna organize this party anymore next year so we won't hafta be there.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, we ain't gonna repeat this next year anyway -
CENTURION: ARE YA FUCKIN' GONNA LET US IN FOR FREE OR NOT!?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WE FUCKIN' AIN'T!
UEBERRASCHUNG: GET OUTTA OUR WAY LAMERZ, WE'RE GETTIN' IN RIGHT NOW!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: BLOODY FUCK!! DON'T GO THERE OR THERE'S GONNA BE CONSEQUENCES!!!
wArlord: Well, there they went. What's we gonna do next?
schistic: On the other hand, we've already run outta badges...
myXTer: Well, here's some more templates now...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, that was 'bout da time, dammit.
wArlord: We should maybe have some scissors to get 'em apart...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Where could we find scissors?
wArlord: Well, go look in the computer class closet, and if there ain't nuffin' there, then maybe there's a closet in the teachers' room...
DICKINSTAISA: Can we use this to get to the teachers' room too?
wArlord: It's the fuckin' master key, I s'pse so!
OONA: I wonder if there should be some protective cover there...
myXTer: Well, maybe we could use some transparencies to cover it with...
OONA: Some glue would be fine too... hey, maybe I could go check what kinda equipment we could find...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright, okay, ya take da responsibility for makin' da badges.
OONA: Okay...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We'd need the shiftlist fuckin' quickly now. I wouldn't bother sittin' here da whole night arguin' with all kinds of clowns!
schistic: Yeah, and I also heard that the MAHTI folks are here too, and they're boozin' outside...
DaRK FuCKeR: Fuck, the MAHTI guys! I wanna get to booze with 'em RIGHT NOW!
wArlord: They've maybe even got some kilju, so we could get some more to drink besides the one bottle of Pöytäviina...
EERO: Howdy-ho.
wArlord: Howdy-ho to y'all too...
SAMPPA: We heard that y'all folks would've got some disco here.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: This ain't no fuckin' disco, it's a demoparty dammit!
SAMPPA: I'm hearin' the kinda thumpin' beat that it's sure gotta be a disco!
TOMPPA: Yeah, that's kinda all clear that.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Don't fuckin' go there without tickets!!
SAMPPA: Well, how much are the tickets then?
DaRK FuCKeR: Forty marks! Or fifty if y'all ain't got no exact change!
SAMPPA: Fuckin' FIFTY MARKS for some fuckin' shitty school disco!?
wArlord: Forty marks if y'all ain't -
TOMPPA: We ain't gonna pay nuffin' like that!
DaRK FuCKeR: So, come back like tomorrow? Then we've got the intro and demo compos y'all can come watch for free -
EERO: So, it was tomorrow -
SAMPPA: Well, we're here now and not tomorrow!
EERO: So, we can't even go take a look what it's lookin' like over there?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: YA WON'T GET THERE IF YA WON'T PAY, DAMMIT!
SAMPPA: Who cares, we're gonna go there nevertheless -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: YA FUCKIN' WON'T OR WE'RE GONNA TELL DA HEADMASTER!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake then. Could somebody stay here if we go to haul them outta da hall?
OONA: I can stay...
DiCKiNSTASiA: I can also, we should make enuff spare badges now...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay.
...
SAMPPA: Yeah, it's indeed a disco here.
EERO: But they've just got some Pentiums there.
TOMPPA: Ye could like call it a "Pentium disco".
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCKIN' PAY FOR DA TICKET OR GETTA FUCK OUT!!
EERO: Yeah, we already saw what's it like in here. I'd call it pretty damn shitty, there ain't even fuckin' chicks in here.
TOMPPA: And we're sure not gonna come back tomorrow and check again!
SAMPPA: No, we ain't!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: OKAY, SO GETTA FUCK OUTTA HERE DAMMIT!!
DaRK FuCKeR: What aboot the two doodz from HORiGO or whatever it was?
wArlord: I reckon they already went outside.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay.
...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We should maybe get somebody to stay at da front door so that nobody comes in without a badge unless they plan to buy one.
wArlord: I don't reckon that'd help, the folks would just say they're sure gonna buy a ticket and then they wouldn't.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we could like create a kinda security team who throws away da folks who get in without payin'.
wArlord: Yeah.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Could we get out like now and ask some MAHTI guys or some other loyal doodz to get in da team?
DaRK FuCKeR: Yeah, absolutely!!
wArlord: Allright, let's go then. Who's gonna stay at the desk in the meantime?
myXTer: I can maybe stay...
OONA: I also wanna get enuff of these badges made...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, good. Let's get the confiscated Pöytäviina and get out.
...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WHATTA FUCK'S GOIN' ON 'ROUND HERE?!?
dArK sTuFfEr: "The real party is outside", as they say.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But they're like comin' to OUR PARTY and rage around all drunken, like with no sense at all!! Look at 'em, dammit!!
PÄÄNRÄÄKKÄÄJÄ: Looks, it's Mega, the old drunkard!!
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Do take some kilju so ya don't need to be so uptight!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, I'm so pissed off by the organizing that da situation demands booze...
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: And a party ain't worth nuffin' if da orgas walk on two legs!
YRJÖMESTARI: Seems y'all have a flagpole here too. We've got a Soviet flag in the MAHTI mobile, bought in Russia -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Don't fuckin' bother -
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Take another draught of kilju, that's sure make ya nice...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay then.
PÄÄNRÄÄKKÄÄJÄ: Uhuhuh, ya should've been here a while ago, when da Doomrapers folks di blowjobs to each other...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya mean, right in da middle of da yard!?
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Yeah!
DaRK FuCKeR: Uhuhuhuhu... That's so tuff!!
PÄÄNRÄÄKKÄÄJÄ: Yeah, usually they hafta wait to like midnight afore sump'n like that starts to happen, and it ain't even nine o'clock yet...
DaRK FuCKeR: Yeah, we'll see what's gonna happen this night! I'm sure CWU's gonna get helluva fame for organizin' a party as tuff as this one!!
LAZERCODE: Yeah, the party's been worth Lietevesi dignity so far!
DRBLOOD: And y'all even got to use this school! We couldn't back in eightynine...
FUCKSUCKER: Yeah, right!
LAZERCODE: Is it already seven years ago? The C.O.P. folks didn't have parties at all when they were in charge...
DRBLOOD: Yeah, the C.O.P. folks be a kinda fallers-in-between. I guess they're finishing' their demo again, instead of boozin'...
FUCKSUCKER: Right! But y'all CWU folks be the elitest crew in Lietevesi like ever, for real...
DATAPIMP: Yeah. It's been like hundreds of years since there were folks as elite as y'all in Lietevesi...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Maybe ya could tell it to those doodz who wanna get in without payin'...
LAZERCODE: Ye mean the HORiGO guys? Cent and Ueber?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah...
FUCKSUCKER: I bet they ain't gonna believe it afore they've gotten totally wasted-drunk with y'all...
PORKKALA: I think it ain't generally not recommended to try to organize a party before havin' boozed with Cent and Ueber first.
PÄÄNRÄÄKKÄÄJÄ: Yeah, and multiple times if possible.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whaddya mean?
PORKKALA: They've got this project, takin' part in every Finnish party they see an invitation of, no matter how offroad it is...
PÄÄNRÄÄKKÄÄJÄ: And if they reckon the orgas be lamers, then they always try to spoil da party.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I think we should've known 'bout this beforehand...
PORKKALA: Y'all would know if y'all had been visitin' parties for a bit longer.
FUCKSUCKER: I don't reckon any standard-level sauce is enough if a PC lamer doesn't wanna look like a lamer in their eyes.
PORKKALA: Yeah, that ain't enuff, ya need like some whole-night deliriums for that.
PÄÄNRÄÄKKÄÄJÄ: But once y'all get to do it, y'all like eternal brothers with 'em, even if y'all never made no Amiga demos or nuffin'.
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: And many other folks also trust HORiGO in determinin' who's elite and who's not, so y'all better stay friends with 'em!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I think that sounds like fuckin' moronic! What have those doodz even done on da scene?
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Well, at least they've boozed with all da elite -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, ya mean HORiGO ain't never released no prodz or nuffin'?!
DRBLOOD: Well, they are in the Amiga scene...
LAZERCODE: Yeah, they've made some demo for the Amiga some day.
FUCKSUCKER: But that's not what matters here right now.
YRJÖMESTARI: Yeah, what matters is that they exist, and they spoil everyone's party who they ain't been dead drunk with.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, they may try to spoil it but THEY AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT!
DaRK FuCKeR: Right! We've fuckin' got all the spiritual creatures and magickal powers of Lietevesi protectin' our party!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: GENERATIoN PARTY is... (hic).. gonna fuckin' keep in order dammit!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, have I drunk too much already... I'm feelin' so puky..
mR.mEgAsTuFf: *BYÖÖRGHH*
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But hey, PARTY ON and so on!!
DaRK FuCKeR: Yeah, PARTY ON!
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