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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x7F =========

DaTE:     1996-11-08 aT 15:48

LoCATi0N: LiETEVESi sCH00L sPoRtS hALL

pREsENT:  mR.mEgAsTuFf / CWU
          wArlord / CWU & JGA & MAHTI
          DaRk FuCKeR / CWU & ZGS & MAHTI
          dArK sTuFfEr / CWU & Silent Mulats & MAHTI
          myXTer / CWU
          DiCKiNSTASiA / CWU & MAHTI & ZGS
          schistic / CWU & MAHTI
          oOnA a.k.a. oTHRa / Silent Mulats
          oSMO "OH7MO" kAErKKaEiNEn [oUr mEnToR & tEaChER]
          aARNe LiPPoNEN [oUr hEaDmAsTeR]
          oLAVi VuORENHEiMO [oUr gOvERnoUr]

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AARNE: Maybe push the stool a bit forwards to get the picture a bit crispier...

wArlord: Well, guess there's an easier way to do that too...

OH7MO: Yeah, there's all the ordinary adjustments for the lens there, no need to move back'n'forth...

DiCKiNSTASiA: And besides the pic doesn't even need to be very crispy as long as it's BIG enuff!!!

dArK sTuFfEr: I agree with the crispiness. Pixels are supposed to be dots of light, not sharp-edged rectangles.

wArlord: But we shouldna start blur the pic down in the midst of the compo even if the demo had bigger than ordinary pixels, right?

dArK sTuFfEr: Absolutely not. Besides, modern, well-coded AGA demos blur the chunky efects nevertheless.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, maybe ya know that better, as an Amigist.

DaRK FuCKeR: Are we now then gonna use my computer as the compo machine?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least I think it's da best choice, at least if da other alternative was da fuckin' Ritu's Windows-Pentium...

dArK sTuFfEr: I agree. All the modern PC code works with the 486, but it is easier to discern bad optimisation from it than from an over-the-top Pentium.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah.

dArK sTuFfEr: For the same reason, Amiga demos should be shown without a turbocard. Megahertz are not supposed to replace optimisation.

DiCKiNSTASiA: I'd rather watch the demos from a computer that's as fast as possible, 'cause it annoys so much when they're jumpy -

dArK sTuFfEr: Poorly-coded demos are supposed to be annoyingly jumpy, in order to let the authors receive the critique they deserve.

wArlord: But should we now run some demo for a test? To test the sound system at the same...

OH7MO: Oh, yeah, right, that's what we still needed to test...

DaRK FuCKeR: And we should test the net too!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da projector and speakers are now da first priority, da net only cames after that!

DaRK FuCKeR: Allrighty... but I mean, many folks were plannin' to come here because of the net...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, maybe da fuckin' local-lamers at most...

WUORENHEIMO: Good evening to the hall!

AARNE: Oh, look at that, evenings to mister governor too...

WUORENHEIMO: It seems the last preparations for the educational days are being finished already.

AARNE: Right they are. They're supposed to open the main doors to the public at six o'clock.

WUORENHEIMO: You seem to have a ticket sales desk ready out there, outside the doors.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah.

DiCKiNSTASiA: I've had some badges made for us, which we're gonna use like tickets!

WUORENHEIMO: I don't think I know you. I suppose you're one of the far-comers?

DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, I'm Teemu from Kuopio... Teemu Pöyhönen...

schistic: And I'm Heidi Tanner, from Vantaa...

WUORENHEIMO: I am the governor of Lietevesi, Olavi Wuorenheimo.

wArlord: For the couple of months Lietevesi still exists as an independent municipality...

WUORENHEIMO: Still, Lietevesi will fight to the end under my command, and shows it is a living area worthy of development!

WUORENHEIMO: "The national meeting and education days of young computer hobbyists"... Lietevesi can now be proud of its youth!

WUORENHEIMO: It was indeed a sign of fortune, when the last ancient sage of Finland, Vornas-Heikki, blessed you as his successors.

WUORENHEIMO: For throught history, it has been the sages who have led Lietevesi through bad times, wars and famine.

WUORENHEIMO: And at the last moments of its independence, Lietevesi gets to the spotlight of the entire Finnish computer youth! Hopes of future!

WUORENHEIMO: Because of your effort, Lietevesi shall rise to a new heyday, and a new age of sages shall dawn!

WUORENHEIMO: Endless springs of honey shall open, as the skilled youth of Lietevesi forges a new sampo!

WUORENHEIMO: Ancient gods shall, powered by the computing know-how, rise from the vast forests of Pirttimäki, renewed and refreshed!

WUORENHEIMO: And the one praised for all this shall be me, Olavi Wuorenheimo, the last governor of Lietevesi!

AARNE: Maybe we should now leave y'all alone... guess y'all manage here all well without us.

WUORENHEIMO: Absolutely. Our trust towards the successors of Vornas-Heikki is unshakeable...

AARNE: So, nuffin' but good weekends to y'all, and have good educational days!

WUORENHEIMO: Remember that even the most powerful spirits and all the begone generations are on your side!

AARNE: But what if we go already...

WUORENHEIMO: Let us go indeed. Blessful weekend!

wArlord: Same to ye too...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, bye there.

DiCKiNSTASiA: Byyee...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Phew-ew with all da blabber from that nutcase! Good that he gets to retire...

OONA: I think it actually sounded totally great and mystical...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, at least it ain't my piece of cake, that sorta ancient and moldy propaganda shit...

DiCKiNSTASiA: What's the fuckin' "educational days" he was even tawkin' aboot...?

OH7MO: We had to find some name that the municipal council would accept.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But luckily there ain't that shit nowhere here at the partyplace!! It's fuckin' GENERATOR PARTY and nuffin' else!!

DaRK FuCKeR: Yeaahh, now the net's workin' in my computer!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whatta fuck, didya just put some fuckin' ethernet card in there?! Dontcha get it's our COMPO MACHINE dammit???

dArK sTuFfEr: An ethernet board is indeed merely harmful in a compo machine. Excess expansion cards may interfere with demo operation.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And someone may even get da idea to flood da card, like, when an enemy crew's prod is runnin', to make it more jumpy...

dArK sTuFfEr: I do not believe packet flood would cause problems. That would require that the ethernet driver was loaded.

DaRK FuCKeR: So, I don't now hafta take the card away?

dArK sTuFfEr: You actually have to remove it, in order to minimise the chance of hardware conflict.

DaRK FuCKeR: So unfair!! I had just managed to put it in there a while ago!!

wArlord: Well, maybe it's enuff if ye take it out sometime afore the compo...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: There's no time then, 'coz they hafta test and tune da prods to work.

dArK sTuFfEr: I recommend you to remove the ethernet board no later than when the first PC demo or intro is entered in the compo.

DaRK FuCKeR: Okey, right, maybe I should still take it away right now so that I wouldna forget...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay.

TEMETZU: Hey, could we get in already? 'Cause the adults left already...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: YA FUCKIN' WON'T! It stands in da invitation that da doors will open at eighteen hundred hours, and WE AIN'T GONNA SLIP FROM IT!!

TEMETZU: But we've been waitin' here almost an hour now!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Who cares if ya had been waitin' there like da whole fuckin' day, but WE'RE GONNA STICK TO DA TIMETABLE!!

dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. Especially regarding the ones who are too lame to even establish a group.

HENCCA: We ain't fuckin' gonna establish some group no matter how y'all pushed us, dammit!!

JONETZU: But it's actually good that we hafta wait for a while... it gives us such an Assembly queue feelin'!!

TEMETZU: Yeah, even in MBnet they always praise the queue feelin'... it'd be so great to sometime experience it myself!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It ain't no fuckin' Asm here now dammit! Come in already!!

TEMETZU: But ye said that -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I changed my mind! Now, slam yar money on da desk, and quit standin' in da queue with yar shitty Pentiums!!

HENCCA: Are ya gonna come to take our money now...?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, I can come.

OONA: But what was that, when the governer talked 'bout the Pirttimäki forest and gods and honeysprings...

schistic: They're called metaphors, y'know...

dArK sTuFfEr: According to my understanding and experience, the "metaphors" in question may even represent surprisingly literal reality.

schistic: Mmh, well...

DaRK FuCKeR: Now I've taken out the netcard!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay. Could we now put some demo on?

wArlord: Yeah. What should we put?

DaRK FuCKeR: Let's put Paimen by Coma, it's still like so fuckin' tuff!

dArK sTuFfEr: It is indeed one of the most impressive PC demos of this year.

schistic: Yeah, I also think it's like maybe the best demo ever...

DaRK FuCKeR: Now it starts!!

OH7MO: Is that sound now comin' out right? Is it s'posed to really have a music that sounds like that?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It could have a bit more volume maybe...

OH7MO: But it's otherwise just as it should?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah...

OH7MO: Well, I could then maybe leave back towards Höttövaara now, and leave y'all alone...

wArlord: Yeah, maybe we can manage here. If even Aarne and Wuorenheimo trust us, then maybe ye can too.

OH7MO: I do believe that y'all manage... but if there's ever any problem, then call me!

wArlord: Yeah. I reckon there's at least one phone in the teachers' room...

OH7MO: Yeah, and one more in the office. But if there's no problems, then good weekends to y'all and have a nice computer party!

wArlord: Yeah, we sure are. Good weekends to ye too.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, bye...

DiCKiNSTASiA: I don't believe nuffin' can go wrong with this kinda small party!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, it should be pretty damn easy for a crew like us to organize a party like this...

DaRK FuCKeR: I'm so excited!! Generation's gonna be the BEST PARTY EVER!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: They're fuckin' Generator dammit!!!

DaRK FuCKeR: Oh, yeah, right, sorry -

DiCKiNSTASiA: But I also believe that everbody's gonna praise Generator in all diskmags, boards and IRC and everwhere!!

DaRK FuCKeR: Yeah!! Generator's FOR REAL gonna become the BEST PARTY EVER!! CWU WORLD DOMINATION 1996!!

schistic: Could we shout that together, all of us?

DaRK FuCKeR: Yeah, let's shout it!!

dArK sTuFfEr: It would indeed be appropriate in order to honour the most notable and visible CWU effort so far.

wArlord: Allright, so let's get to the shoutin'. Three - two - one - go!

KAIKKI: CWU WORLD DOMINATION 1996!

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