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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x75 =========

DaTE:     1996-07-26 aT aBoUT 16:38

LoCATi0N: dA hUT oF oH7Mo, hAUtAtAIpALE, LieteVedEN kUnTA, FiNLAND

PrESeNT:  mR.mEgAsTuFf / C00LeS WaReZ UNiON
	  oSMo "oH7Mo" kÄRkkÄiNeN / sOmE tRUe oLDsCHOOL RaDIO cLuB

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== Osmola ==

OH7MO: I turned the thang yet another one-and-half degrees southward, so let's try if we get less interference now.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hey, wait! Is that moped sound comin' this way?

OH7MO: Sounds a bit like that, yeah.

DaRK FuCKeR: Excellently superiour greetings to you.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hi.

wArlord: Nuffin' but howdy-ho.

DaRK FuCKeR: My new pappa-Tunturi climbed the hill very efficiently!

wArlord: Yeah, it seemed so. Yer bro had been tunin' it quite well.

OH7MO: So, Kassu also got a Tunturi now that he turned fifteen?

DaRK FuCKeR: Affirmative, I have been extremely eagerly waiting for the moped. I would now like to ride everywhere with it!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, kinda guessed that yar now so fuckin' zealous about that moped.

DaRK FuCKeR: I must take back everything I lost when I was not given a moped before this!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah.

wArlord: And it seems Mega has also gotten back to the real people's lands from the big town.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I fuckin' couldn't take that piss anymore dammit! "Yar never gonna get da kinda true Internet at yar backwaters as we've got in Helsinki"...

wArlord: Yeah, they're really that kinda arrogant dicks, them there Helsinkians.

dArK sTuFfEr: Phew... Greetings.

myXTer: Hello...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, there's the rest of our local gang too.

dArK sTuFfEr: The Höttövaara hillside was indeed quite heavy for bicycling.

wArlord: Well, Osmo, have ye gotten the microwave link to work?

OH7MO: It's startin' to be workin', yeah, we just made a small correction for the bearin'.

OH7MO: We do have a line-of-sight to the Pielavesi mast, but there's that Kirkkosaari so close that we can't get an open Fresnel zone.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' church and all da church islands, they should fuckin' sink da whole island to get it outta da way of our Internet link, dammit!

wArlord: Come on, bloody hell -

dArK sTuFfEr: Still, do the TCP/IP packets already transmit to Pielavesi and back?

OH7MO: Yeah, they go quite well, at least on dry weather. We can rise the power a bit if it the signals won't reach there in rain.

dArK sTuFfEr: The next stage would be a copper wire between Höttövaara and Hönttölä, so that we can connect CWUnet 2.0 to the Pielavesi network.

OH7MO: Yeah, that'd be it.

wArlord: Is it sure ye've got enuff copper for that?

OH7MO: I reckon that's well enuff I've got..

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I can then help ya with da wirin', so that I won't hafta spend any extra night pissed off by da Helsinki moronity, dammit!

wArlord: Man, afore ye left for Helsinki ye were all like "fuck all da local-lameness". Yer tone seemed to change a little bit now?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck ya there! It ain't 'bout local-lameness but da fact that dR.cRaXoN is WRONG and I wanna prove it to him!!

wArlord: Yeah, allright, I got it...

DaRK FuCKeR: But could we continue our journey now? I would at least like to visit the town now!

wArlord: Yeah, we could...

dArK sTuFfEr: Let us visit the town, yes.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hey, wait, I could also come with...

wArlord: Seems ye've also got yer Tunturi there.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah.

wArlord: Even though yer still fourteen...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck off, dammit... IT'S RITU AND ALLU'S FAULT THAT I WAS ONLY BORN IN SEPTEMBER, NOT MINE!!

wArlord: Yeah, yeah, don't take it so seriously...

myXTer: I don't have the energy to ride to the town today anymore. I could like stay here and help Osmo...

OH7MO: Yeah, we could like start the copper-wirin' towards Hönttölä today.

myXTer: Yeah. And I can also assist if we have to set up routings...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But what if we got outta here already?

dArK sTuFfEr: Let us leave, indeed.

DaRK FuCKeR: Affirmative, let us leave!

wArlord: Nuffin' but howdy-ho there, and see y'all later!

myXTer: Hi...

OH7MO: Have fun in the town!

== Koulun piha ==

DaRK FuCKeR: Worrying! Extremely worrying!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: How so?

DaRK FuCKeR: The lock has apparently been replaced with another since the last time we were in.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, so it seems!

wArlord: So, they've changed the locks? Well, should've guessed...

DaRK FuCKeR: Besides, the current lock is so advanced that I probably would not able to pick it.

wArlord: Ye can of course still try...

dArK sTuFfEr: Phew... phew...

wArlord: There's Jyri at last... ye should also get some kinda moped so ye could stay at our speed better!

dArK sTuFfEr: Our family could not afford this kind of investment now that Taisto is unemployed. Our money goes to survival.

wArlord: Hey, I reckon that it's useless to try to get in with that master key.

dArK sTuFfEr: Why is that?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Use yar fuckin' eyes -

dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. They have replaced the locks, and the master key we got from C.O.P. no longer works in them.

wArlord: Yeah, that's what we got when we let Masa's gang copy the key...

dArK sTuFfEr: That decision was necessary to get MoTHeR FuCKeR drive us to Iisalmi with the tractor.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, we could've just used da stogay, so we wouldn't -

wArlord: Stogay...?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da TRAIN! Or should I say A STEAM HORSE OF IRON, ya fuckin' hillbilly!?

wArlord: Fuck's sake, I AM DEEPLY SORRY that I offended the good lady's feelings by mocking her local-lamery -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' piss off!

DaRK FuCKeR: But where should we go next, now that we could not get inside the school?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, let's like get to Kesoil! I'm sure it's fulla da moped-gang hicks to piss at...

dArK sTuFfEr: What an excellent idea. Let us proceed to Kesoil.

== Kesoil ==

PAAVO: And more moped youngsters comin' from the door.

REISKA: But ain't they them Hautataipale computer' wonderkids and not some moped youngsters?

PAAVO: Looks like that, yeah. All kindsa modern-day humbugs true folks don't get a shit aboot...

REISKA: "I can already do all the stuff"... I really doubt that!

wArlord: Howdy-ho...

MASA: Howdy-ho there.

DaRK FuCKeR: Excellently superiour greetings to you too, MoTHeR FuCKeR.

MASA: Just call me Masa...

EERO: So, seems the Hautataipale clowngang's still quite well in shape.

dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed, none of our members has yet move to another locality, despite the poor state of Lietevesi.

TOMPPA: And they're speakin' fuckin' standard Finnish.

wArlord: By the way, has it worked well, the copy of the key we borrowed to Masa for bein' our driver?

TOMPPA: Well, it stopped from workin' a bit afore midsummer, once they changed the locks at the school...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Did ya leave all da places messy there in da wood- and metalwork classroom?

MASA: Who cares...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, da TEACHERS MUST NOT NOTICE THAT SOMEONE'S BEEN THERE, DAMMIT!

TOMPPA: Guess they would've changed the locks anyway this summer...

wArlord: So, ye knew aforehand that they'd change 'em?

EERO: Well, Aksu had promised us for a long time at his woodworkin' classes that they're gonna change the locks...

ELINA: Yeah, I heard they'd already found some message tags in some closets last spring.

TOMPPA: So, I'd say it's yer computer gang who's to blame, not us! We've been all tidy there, goddammit!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake then...

wArlord: God-fuckin'-dammit!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Who's idea was it anyway, to put that note in the closet?

wArlord: Guess it was yours...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I think it was actually Jyri's...

wArlord: But who cares aboot it anymaw? We were all in that idea back then.

dArK sTuFfEr: Exactly. That matters now are the consequences.

dArK sTuFfEr: We shall have to ally with the adults in order to be able to use the secret room.

TOMPPA: So, y'all sayin' there's a secret room...

DaRK FuCKeR: I have not been able to pick the new locks at all!

TOMPPA: Wonder if that kinda standard-Finnish posh can pick anythang at all -

DaRK FuCKeR: I think my current skill level in lock-picking is excellent at the moment!

TOMPPA: (He's sure gonna get his ass kicked, dammit...)

MASA: But, what's y'all been up to in the summer?

wArlord: All-rightish. Been doin' farm work, and even got my marryin' permit...

MASA: Yeah, we got them, 'twas at the camp where we last saw.

TOMPPA: And y'all even worshipped a little bit of Satan at the camp.

EERO: Yeah, they did.

ELINA: They're so fuckin' MAD folks -

wArlord: We ain't done nuffin'! Jyri and Kassu just went to show some magic tricks they'd learn -

EERO: They fuckin' shot lightnings outta their hands for real!

wArlord: It might've looked a bit like that, BUT WE AIN'T DONE NAW SATANIC OCCULTISMS NEVER AT ALL, PERIOD!!

TOMPPA: Yeah, right, guess we believe 'twas just some trick. That kinda folks can't do -

wArlord: Right! We're just a computer gang, and we ain't interested at all in that kinda stuff...

DaRK FuCKeR: Except that we also have mopeds! I also recently got a pappa-Tunturi for my birthday present!

TOMPPA: It means nuffin' yet if ye've got a moped, if ye don't even know how to tune it -

DaRK FuCKeR: I know how to tune a moped!

TOMPPA: Nonsense, that kinda standard-language clowns who go to the high school don't know nuffin' -

DaRK FuCKeR: I do not intend to go to the high school but to the car branch of the vocational school!

EERO: Now, that was a shock!

TOMPPA: Just dare to come there, and yer gonna get yer ass kicked every day! At least if yer gonna keep that posh language...

EERO: Yeah, guess the high school's the best place for that kinda folks.

DaRK FuCKeR: I am not a bookworm! I can also pick locks and perform other practical tasks in order to the ones with occult relevance!

TOMPPA: Yeah, right...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But lately we've actually concentrated on that fixed Internet link we've been buildin' with Osmo Kärkkäinen...

TOMPPA: All kindsa bulldungish nonsense -

EERO: Are y'all gonna get lotsa money outta it?

wArlord: I guess we're gonna need to spend more money on that than we're gonna get back...

EERO: So, what's the point there? Is there s'posed to be sump'n decent there in that there Internet -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, what's the point in yar moped tunin', d'ya get lotsa money outta it?

EERO: Y'all fuckin' blockheads don't get nuffin' at all!

TOMPPA: Yeah, we're gonna kick y'alls asses if y'all still continue!

wArlord: Allright, let's get to continue our trip, now that it went this way once again...

EERO: So, getta fuck out then, ain't gonna miss y'all.

MASA: So, nuffin' but howdy-ho!

wArlord: Well, howdy-ho...

...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, it ain't worthy to try to brag to them 'bout some Internet, 'coz that kinda local-lamers don't get it no matter how hard ya explain!

dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. Let us ignore the moped gang and concentrate on the actually meaningful.

DaRK FuCKeR: Indeed!

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