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--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x74 --==Oo==--
date .......... wed 1996-07-09 at 13:03
location ...... hoenttoelae [cwu hq]
present ....... mR.mEgAsTuFf / cwu
kHanatik / cwu
wHitedodge / cwu
nEopardy / cwu
(later also: wArlord / cwu)--==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==--
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Damn, I'm still all jazzed up 'bout yar attack to the confirmation camp!
kHanatik: I agree that our strike succeeded perfectly and downright surpassed all of our expectationas.
wHitedodge: Indeed!
kHanatik: This is a good basis to build our superhuman reputation on. Lamers and adults shall both fall upon our feet.
wHitedodge: Indeed!
nEopardy: I guess wArlord might disagree a bit about this...
kHanatik: wArlord represents a decadent minority view that is easy for our majority to crush.
wArlord: Ye said what?
kHanatik: I just heard that you would not be very satisfied with our confirmation camp strike.
wArlord: I really bloody ain't, god-fuckin'-dammit!
wArlord: There was enuff job with denyin' Mega's brags, and then y'all popped up with yer magic tricks!
wArlord: The rest of the days I had to be explainin' to everbody that they were all just sleights-of-hand, but they never believed...
kHanatik: As far as I am concerned, the sleight-of-hand theory has become the dominant one among the adults.
wArlord: Well, at least they got it, yeah...
kHanatik: In that case, our campaign succeeded exactly as planned, didn't it?
wArlord: So, y'all got what y'all wanted. So, it should be then be 'bout the time to QUIT FUCKIN' PLAYIN' THE SATAN-WORSHIPPER DAMMIT!
kHanatik: We are genuine occultists who have surpassed the Satan-worship stage ages ago -
wArlord: Be whatever y'all like, but SINCE NOW THE CREW SHOULD DENY ALL OCCULTISM OR I'M GONNA RESIGN, PERIOD!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: YA AIN'T FUCKIN' SERIOUS? We just managed to build some tuff fame for us and now we should be like we never had nuffin'!?
wArlord: Well, I s'pose the gossips stay aroond nevertheless, no matter how we denied 'em, dammit.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm just sayin' that yar totally free to walk outta da crew and let us continue da ELiTE PROJECTS!
wHitedodge: I completely agree!
kHanatik: You are merely one of us, wArlord. The integrity of the crew will not be excessively jeopardized by a single temporary abstainer.
wArlord: I was actually reckonin' aboot leavin' permanently -
kHanatik: You are still polluted by the confirmation camp propaganda. I am certain that you shall return once you have recovered.
wArlord: I wouldna be too sure...
nEopardy: I'd also like to leave... 'cause I wouldn't like to be even accidentally connected with any of the Wampires stuff...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Then fuckin' leave, ya fuckin' wimp!
wArlord: It's lookin' a bit like, Jyri, that yer no better than Mega in holdin' the crew together, no matter how hard ye tried!
kHanatik: I am actually ready to do all I can to assure the kind of crew integrity Vornas-Heikki talked about.
wArlord: It ain't lookin' like that!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Screw Vornas-Heikki and da rest, and all we promised to 'em! We're world-class magickians and no local lamers!!
kHanatik: I actually consider the vows we gave to Vornas-Heikki and Forest Goat to be the current foundation of the entire crew.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, ya can go on with lickin' that Vornas-Heikki then, but I'm outta here!
wHitedodge: But I shall remain in the crew for the rest of my days!
wArlord: So, it'd only be Jyri and Kassu then? Well, whaddaboot we leave 'em there and start sump'n new to replace it -
kHanatik: Wait! I believe we can find a compromise that satisfies everyone.
wArlord: So, ye've actually got some will of negotiation, I just had to dig it up, dammit!
kHanatik: Do you have any demands besides stopping the practice of occultism under the name of our crew?
wArlord: Denial also means that all the braggin' aboot earlier feats stops too.
kHanatik: I can agree with this until Vornas-Heikki has transferred his sage responsibilities to us.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Dude, yer such a fuckin' spineless worm! Givin' in right away and not fightin' even for a minute!
kHanatik: I do not consider it necessary to fight, as we are trying to find a compromise that facilitates the continuing existence of our crew.
wHitedodge: But at least I plan to continue the occult practice!
kHanatik: We can and shall continue it privately.
wArlord: It'd be better that y'all dinna continue it, even privately...
kHanatik: You cannot stop us.
wHitedodge: Right, you cannot!
wArlord: Well, anyway my demand for now is that, in the name of our crew, we DENY THAT WE EVER HAD ANY OCCULT STUFF!
nEopardy: That's my demand too!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whadda fuck would we even have left after that?
wArlord: Fuck's sake? Whaddaboot all of our technical knowledge, party trips and all?!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, yeah, we still had all that...
wArlord: Man, yer been quite tightly mesmerised by the spirit world, if ye forgot that kinda basic stuff!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Should we change our crew's name back to C00LeS WaReZ UNiON then, dammit?
wArlord: Well, I was just aboot to suggest to change our name back, so nobody would connect us so easily to them Chaos thangs anymaw.
nEopardy: We could also think about some other name -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Only C00LeS WaReZ UNiON suits me!
nEopardy: Well, maybe if we're careful with it...
wArlord: Yeah, we've gotta be helluva careful.
kHanatik: I have nothing against this demand. After all, cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN was merely a means to displace mR.mEgAsTuFf from C00LeS WaReZ UNiON lead.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And it was one helluva shitty poser name in da end! C00LeS WaReZ UNiON is da fuckin' real and true one!
wHitedodge: I think cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN is the real and true one!
wArlord: Yeah, almost as real and true as yer current tawkin' style, dammit...
wHitedodge: Affirmative, by using standard Finnish I attain ever higher dimensions of realness -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Guess ya've fuckin' attained what ya wanted? Ya can quit yar fuckin' pretentious shit already!
kHanatik: wHitedodge has the full right to extend his spiritual path to ever more cosmic spheres!
wArlord: But not under the bloody name of Cooles. Keep yer clown club all to y'allselves!
kHanatik: We are happy to. A closed secret society would actually suit this purpose better than a public scene group.
wHitedodge: Affirmative, secret societies are actually substantially superiour.
wArlord: And if Oona comes to ask y'all how to get into the Satan-worships of y'alls, y'all should make that in private also.
kHanatik: Has Oona been asking questions like that?
wArlord: Yeah...
kHanatik: Well, we shall therefore ask her to our separate secret society that has nothing to do with C00LeS WaReZ UNiON.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I could also join that society of yars, if yar plannin' to get lied by Oona...
kHanatik: This is within the possible parameters.
wHitedodge: Now that we have agreed about the secret society, I can also consent to C00LeS WaReZ UNiON once again.
wArlord: Allrighty then, so our crew's now C00LeS WaReZ UNiON again, and it ain't gonna change into nuffin' else since then, dammit!
dArK sTuFfEr: Agreed.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, we're not gonna fuckin' change into nuffin' else dammit.
wHitedodge: Agreed!
myXTer: Yeah.
wHitedodge: Should we also hide all the occult sections of our BBSes?
wArlord: Yeah, or then just make all yer boards private so that nobody gets what they are just by callin' 'em...
wHitedodge: I shall transform EMPTYNESS into total privateness at the first possibility! Secret societies are so superiour!
wArlord: Allrighty then, good that we dinna hafta fight aboot it naw more than this.
nEopardy: Should we also change our handles back to our old Cooles handles? 'Cause I was using this nEopardy even in Wampires...
kHanatik: That would be justifiable, even though our C00LeS WaReZ UNiON handles are somewhat embarrassing.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, at least they're fuckin' REAL and no pretentious poser shit!
kHanatik: Affirmative. When we chose them back in 1994, they emanated directly from our innocent beginner hearts.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, elite doodz keep their original handles no matter how embarrassin' they were. I'm fuckin' mR.mEgAsTuFf and stay that way, dammit!!
wArlord: But I actually like wArlord better than dA dArK ELiTE...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, in yar case it's maybe good to make an exception...
wArlord: Besides, that there MAKARON.RIP ain't even mentionin' wArlord or even mR.mEgAsTuFf, so we're all safe there.
wHitedodge: Suggestion: if you do not plan to change your handle back to dA dArK ELiTE, could I then get the permission to be the Darkie?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I think ya exceeded yar handle-change quota ages ago dammit -
wHitedodge: I want to be DaRK FuCKeR! I have always felt like being DaRK FuCKeR more than anything else!
wArlord: Well, if it's up to me ye can be anythang ye want dammit.
kHanatik: I also consider wHitedodge qualified to choose his final handle so that he can perfectly identify with it.
DaRK FuCKeR: So, I am DaRK FuCKeR from now on?
kHanatik: Affirmative.
DaRK FuCKeR: Indeed superiour! I shall now rise to all new spheres of darkness!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, we're now like mR.mEgAsTuFf, wArlord, DaRK FuCKeR, dArK sTuFfEr, WoRLD HeR0...?
nEopardy: I'd prefer myXTer.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, okay, as long as ya ain't no fuckin' MyStERiA!!
myXTer: I could very well be MyStERiA too, as it was my first handle after all, but it sounds a bit boring to my ear...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay.
myXTer: Should we make a new CWU infofile, with all of our handles in it?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we could even like a new logo for it, to honor this switch-back.
dArK sTuFfEr: Let us do so.
wArlord: I guess DiCKiNSTASiA and schistic never even switched their handles, so they're gonna stay the same...
dArK sTuFfEr: schistic actually used to be ROLOCIZ for a while, in order to hide her cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN membership.
wArlord: Oh, yeah, right. But we're still now C00LeS WaReZ UNiON again, and everbody's handles are right too?
dArK sTuFfEr: Affirmative.
wArlord: Allright! Now, what would be the next C00LeS WaReZ UNiON project?
myXTer: We could like make a demo that'd be helluva tuff even without any hypnosis...
dArK sTuFfEr: Absolutely. The scene currently condiders our Abduction rank entirely unqualified, as our victory was not based on technical excellence.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: On da other hand, we could also return to that warez stuff too, 'cause there's that WaReZ word in our name after all...
wArlord: Yeah. However, our mawdems are totally too slow nowadays for any trading eliteness anymaw...
myXTer: Osmo has been workin' on that fixed Internet link for us, so that could be our new chance.
wArlord: Yeah, right, dammit! That'd be quite tuff then.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And with that fixed link we could like maintain a fuckin' hardcore cyberpresence on the Internet, something most crews don't have!
DaRK FuCKeR: Affirmative, we could be on the IRC like around the clock!
wArlord: But even IRC has somehow gotten smaller lately...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Err, how so?
wArlord: Well, it's like half of the folks on #coders and #trax have vanished while I was at the confirmation camp...
myXTer: I noticed the same thing!
dArK sTuFfEr: It is not about IRC getting smaller, but that the American IRC servers splitted away to form a separate network of their own.
wArlord: So, we've now got like two IRCs and not just one?
dArK sTuFfEr: Affirmative. They fell behind a permanent split, as to say.
wArlord: Well, I was actually bored at watching all the yank AOL lamers joinin' all the channels and askin' dumb questions...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But it'd be quite essential for a crew to have a 24H presence on the Internet.
dArK sTuFfEr: In the same way as the crew of your Helsinki cousin?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah. I've always been pissed off 'bout livin' in da backwaters with no optic cables or anything to properly cybercrack!
wArlord: Well, we ain't gonna hafta stay here longer than the next summer anyway...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm so happy with that! I can't stand this hillbilly village any extra year!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Nevertheless, it is important to use for make sure that some crew will carry our legacy even once we have left.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, guess we ain't hafta work much on that. Our scene fame's so tuff that they're fuckin' gotta be worshippin' us like hell.
dArK sTuFfEr: And our occult fame as well.
wArlord: Well, I hope not...
dArK sTuFfEr: As far as I understand, cULT oF pOWER never publically mentioned its occult achievements either. Their reputation journeyed ahead of them.
wArlord: Let it be like that then dammit.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We should be over with that shit quickly, I don't wanna local-lame any more than I must!
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed.
DaRK FuCKeR: But how shall we recognise that seventh-grader crew? Shall they have baseball caps like we did?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It'd be good if they had! We could then take them straight to da toilet for swirlies from their baseball-cap march, dammit!
wArlord: Yeah, that'd be quite justifiable...
dArK sTuFfEr: It is indeed a good sign if the events proceed the way they did back when we were on the seventh grade.
wArlord: Yeah, I guess that's gonna be quite the same kinda process as in the earlier timecycles...
myXTer: I don't think it necessarily -
wArlord: Wonder if they're gonna gather courage for a few months afore takin' contact, or would they come to worship us right from the start?
dArK sTuFfEr: I would suppose the former. At least my little brother has promised to assure we shall have a frightening superhuman reputation among the lamers.
wArlord: Bloody fuck's sake dammit...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And once they beg on their knees for our mercy, we're gonna invite 'em here to Hönttölä and get to brag to 'em like helluva lots!!
DaRK FuCKeR: Indeed!
dArK sTuFfEr: I also think it would be justifiable to have CWU logos made for our black hoodies, preferrably prior to the beginning of the school year.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we should have all da assets prepared to make sure that they regard as true elitez.
wArlord: As long as it's not gonna become the kinda theater C.O.P. had for us, dammit...
dArK sTuFfEr: I think it is better to decide the details once we have chosen the succesor crew and analysed it.
wArlord: But we'd still have a month of holidays afore the schools start.
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed, we should now concentrate on something else before it.
DaRK FuCKeR: Could we visit Pirttimäki then?
wArlord: What did we fuckin' agree aboot them occults, dammit?
dArK sTuFfEr: Visiting Pirttimäki would not be occult -
wArlord: Quite enuff of occult, dammit. Wouldna we get to visit it, like, the next spring?
dArK sTuFfEr: Indeed. On the other hand, meeting Vornas-Heikki would be more urgent -
wArlord: Guess he's fuckin' gonna show up in dreams to us once he wants to see us for real.
myXTer: Yeah, it'd be good to concentrate on sober stuff before it...
wArlord: Yeah, shut 'em fuckin' chakras already, dammit!
dArK sTuFfEr: Maybe this is currently the best alternative for maintaining the integrity of our crew.
wArlord: But could we now start the kilju for, like, honorin' the rebirth of Cooles?
dArK sTuFfEr: This would indeed be very justifiable.
DaRK FuCKeR: Indeed! I find kilju extremely superiour!
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