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--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x73 --==Oo==--

date .......... wed 1996-07-03 at 17:40

location ...... lietevesi camping center [place of rippingschool]

present ....... wArlord / cwu
		nEopardy / cwu
		mR.mEgAsTuFf / cwu
		some fucking priest
		and other christian bunch of sheep

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== Videonauha ==

HUOLESTUNUTÄITI: My daughter got this obsession of dying her hair lack. I was against it, and we got into a big qurrel 'bout it!

HUOLESTUNUTÄITI: All kinds of Satanic symbols then appeared in our home, drawn by the daughter. Some stars and Peace-signs.

HUOLESTUNUTÄITI: In the end I was forced to tie her with ropes to her bed so that she wouldn't go to one of those Satan-worship gangs.

MÄHÖNEN: This kind of Satan-worship group is usually lead by a couple of professional criminals in their thirties.

MÄHÖNEN: Young girls, even under ten, will be subjugated to sexual activity, forced to commit small crimes, then a little bit bigger crimes.

MÄHÖNEN: Forced to start drugs by sniffing, then stronger drugs, and in the end, heavy-rock music and spiritist sessions.

EXSAATANANPALVOJA: The rituals were the most fabulous thing in the world! In them I could feel I was giving out something even more evil!

EXSAATANANPALVOJA: The best of all was when I could sacrifice myself! That was the power I was striving after.

JYRKÄNNE: These Satan-worship things are much more evil than any homosexualism or other psychiatric illnesses.

JYRKÄNNE: The only way to ensure if someone is a Satan-worshipper and not just gay or mad, is to directly ask him or her if Jesus is the son of God.

JYRKÄNNE: So, if he or she then attacks by words or violence, then it is absolutely about Satan-worship then.

== Leirikeskuksen pääsali ==

PAPPI: This might've been a bit shocking documentary...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: (Yeah, like shockingly bad...)

PAPPI: But it was necessary to show it to you, given the current state of the world.

PAPPI: You see, it is very easy to get sacrificed by Satan-worship gangs nowadays, much easier than a couple of years ago...

PAPPI: You might be safe from the evil of the world here in Lietevesi, but once you move to continue your studies, you must take caution!

PAPPI: Or, has somebody of you already bumped into some Satan-worship gang here in Lietevesi?

SAANA: Well, those Hautataipale dudes...

wArlord: That's quite a heavy accusation there!

PIIA: Well, y'all actually do all kindsa ritu-awls behind the corner, for real!

SANNA: Right! You offered some frogs to Satan to pick up girls better in the school discos!! And other sick stuff too!!

ELINA: Just like that!

wArlord: We ain't offered one single animal!!

PAPPI: Still, that would be quite far from any real Satan-worship, as practiced by the Joensuu gang and others...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, ya don't know a shit 'bout what we've done for real!!

PAPPI: Well, you might have had some minor teenage rebellion, but you have to take caution about that as well.

PAPPI: You see, even small actions can work as gateways to real Satan-worship.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We've already gone thru da gate! And progressed so far IN REAL SATAN-WORSHIP that ya'd PASS OUT FROM SHOCK IF YA JUST KNEW!!

wArlord: Don't bother jokin' aroond with a serious thang there...

PAPPI: Indeed, that is still just some small flirtation compared to what the Joensuu body-choppers -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCK THAT! OUR GANG IS ACTUALLY OF A HARDER CALIBRE IN JUST 'BOUT EVERY SECTION THAN DA LOSER GANG CALLED WAMPIRES!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Besides we BEAT 'EM UP in a SATANISTIC SPIRITUAL BATTLE at Abduction in Oulu last month!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da Kuopio dude killed by Wampires in da spring WAS A CWU MEMBER FOR DA FUXX SAKE, ONE OF OUR TOUGHEST OCCULTISTS!!

wArlord: Mika, hey, ye should get it already, while the weather's still good, that tellin' lies ain't gonna take ye far -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I AIN'T TOLD NO A WORD OF LIE, DAMMIT!

PAPPI: You should also quit cursing so that we don't need to wash your mouth with pine soap...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: TRY TO VIOLATE MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH ONE MORE TIME, GOD-FUCKIN'-DAMMIT!!

PAPPI: MIKA, YOU ARE DISTURBING MY CLASS, GET OUT!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright, I'll go... but it also means that CWU'S GONNA DO SUCH AN ATTACK HERE THAT YAR GONNA CRY FOR ITS HORRORS IN YAR DEATHBEDS!!!

== Leirikeskuksen ulkopuoli ==

MIKKO: Mika, hey... D'ye reckon that Jesus is the son of God?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: GETTA FUCK OUT WITH THAT QUESTION OF YARS! I COULD KILL YA FOR THAT, YA FUCKIN' CHRISTIAN EXTREMIST SHEEP!!

MIKKO: Allright.

MIKAEL: Judging from that, he's already an actual Satan-worshipper!

SANNA: We did mention that frog-sacrificin', didn't we...

EERO: But sure he's on quite a wimply level... makin' up all kindsa feats for his gang and the only thang he's done is havin' offered some frog...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I WAS SPEAKIN' ALL TRUE DAMMIT!

wArlord: Who knows of 'em frogs, even that was just a gossip that we'd ever done sump'n like that...

SANNA: So, what was that y'all did for real then?

ELINA: Tiina told that y'all actually did some ritu-awl on the yard of their house in the seventh-grade winter!!

wArlord: Yeah, well, Jyri did draw a kinda ring there and then asked Satan for some power to get laid by Tiina...

wArlord: But that's begone times already, and we ain't practiced nuffin' else that goes even near Satan-worship!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yar fuckin' lyin' at our faces man! What 'bout da VOODOO DOLLS 'BOUT REIJO AND KERTTU, from da same spring??

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We had da fuckin' tuffest Voodoo magicks ever... and da next fall we were already takin' some helluva contacts to the spirit world...

wArlord: Well, we were just drinkin' kilju then, nuffin' to do aboot spiritual world -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: MAN, IT WAS YA WHO PUT DA FLY AGARIC SHROOM INTO DA KILJU, AND NOW YAR LYIN' AT OUR FACES THAT IT HAD NUFFIN' TO DO WITH NUFFIN'!

wArlord: How in hell would ye know what we'd done at the Markkanens' sauna, 'cause ya dinna even be there?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, I DRANK SOME OF THE KILJU AFTERWARDS in Hönttölä, and then VORNAS-HEIKKI revealed himself to me! In da astral body!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And then shortly afterwards I had a dream, and I got a fuckin' compellin' need to go visit Vornas-Heikki...

EERO: Now, that got quite thick already! That man's been dead for decades, goddammit!

OONA: Actually, he's still alive for real...

MIKAEL: No, he isn't! I have seen his grave at the town churchyard

EERO: Jussi might know if he's alive for real.

wArlord: He's actually still strugglin'... but just sleepin' most of the time...

MIKAEL: I don't believe that!

EERO: Did y'all go to visit him?

wArlord: Yeah, we did, but THAT AIN'T NUFFIN' TO DO WITH SATAN-WORSHIP, so Mega's braggin' is gettin' a bit derailed right now...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Anyway, Vornas-Heikki told us to improve our spiritual battle skills so that we can beat Wampires up!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But then we got beaten up by 'em in da spring... luckily we got it paid back now in the summer, IN DA NAME OF SATAN!

wArlord: Limit it already a little bit, dammit -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We've got a technique THAT TURNS US INVISIBLE! Then we turned invisible and attacked 'em from da invisibility!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Our crew is like for real one of the top-class Satan-worship gangs in Finland!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We could've very well killed one of da Wampires guys in Joensuu and chop him up, but they got to chop one of us first...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But luckily we won the end battle there in Oulu and got their whole gang in the youth prison, dammit!!

SANNA: Ain't soundin' credible at all, what yer blabberin'!

MIKKO: Besides, wasna that Abduction some fuckin' computer-nerd demoparty...

wArlord: Yeah, it is...

SANNA: Well, that makes it then THE MOST MISERABLE STUFF EVER!!

ELINA: Yeah, some computer-nerds playing with their computers and then they're s'posed to worship a bit of Satan every now and then...

EERO: Yeah, ye should TRY TO MAKE UP A LITTLE BIT BETTER HOAXES if ye hafta try to hoax us!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: That Joensuu body-choppin' was durin' a fuckin' demoparty! There was Demolition in Joensuu that weekend! Ya can check it in da calendar dammit!

EERO: Sounds like complete play of chance there...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: JUST ASK ANYBODY, OUR GANG WAS IN JOENSUU IN DA SAME WEEKEND!!

MIKKO: Might very well have been, but that won't prove nuffin'!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: CWU'S DA FUCKIN TUFFEST SATAN-WORSHIP GANG IN FINLAND! WE'VE GOT CLOSETS FULL OF GIRLS WE ABUSE ALL DA TIME DAMMIT!!

wArlord: PUT SOME LIMIT IN YAR LIES ALREADY GODDAMMIT!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'M GONNA PROVE THAT OUR POWERS ARE TRUE! I'M GONNA CAST A LIGHTNING SPELL ON YAR NECKS IF YA WON'T BELIEVE OTHERWISE!

EERO: It's gettin' thicker all the time! Like, a lightning spell -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: STRIKE FIRE, SKYBIRD!

EERO: Right, ye made a fine lightning there.

MIKAEL: Heheheheh...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake. Let's try another time -

kHanatik: STRIKE FIRE, SKYBIRD!

EERO: Whatta hell!?

kHanatik: Christian rot has probably exhausted your mana, but fortunately we still have our powers.

wHitedodge: Exactly!

SANNA: And where in hell did THOSE dudes come from??

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I said we've got invisibility skills, dammit! And fuckin' teleportation skills!

kHanatik: But let us resume the demonstration. Be my guest, wHitedodge.

wHitedodge: STRIKE FIRE, SKYBIRD!

SANNA: Naw in hell, it hit me for real!!

kHanatik: STRIKE FIRE, SKYBIRD!

MIKKO: Naw fuckin' bloody hell! LET'S GET BACK IN, QUICKLY!!

wHitedodge: STAND THERE LIKE A WALL!

MIKKO: HELP, I CANNA MOVE NOWHERE AT ALL!!!

kHanatik: Mikko "ThE SkEneMiEs" Kallio, WE FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING!

wHitedodge: STRIKE FIRE, SKYBIRD!

MIKKO: OWWWWCH!!!

...

ELINA: Naw fuckin' hell, IT WAS ACTUALLY ALL TRUE FOR REAL!!!

SANNA: I'm gonna tell 'bout this at home to everbody, even if they never believed me!

wArlord: (God-fuckin'-bloody-dammit with them infidels there, they spoiled the whole thing dammit...)

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