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--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x6F --==Oo==--

date .......... sun 1996-06-09 at 12:15

location ...... oulu bus station

present ....... kHanatik / cwu
		wHitedodge / cwu
		wArlord / cwu
		nEopardy / cwu
		mR.mEgAsTuFf / cwu
		sChistic / cwu
		DiCKiNSTASiA / cwu
		+ LAMERS!

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== OULUN LINJA-AUTOASEMA ==

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I mean for real, whatta fuck, THIRD PLACE IN DA PC DEMOCOMPO!!!

DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, that's so FUCKIN' unbelievable!!

kHanatik: Indeed.

wArlord: But I've got a helluva hangover even though we dinna even drink nuffin'...

kHanatik: I also have a very strong hangover-like state. Apparently, reality shifts and spiritual battles may cause this.

wHitedodge: Is it certain now that the curse set up by Wampires is now undone?

kHanatik: I am absolutely certain on it. We finished the battle challenge they started.

wHitedodge: Are we therefore now able to tell the entire story?

kHanatik: Affirmative, but I would use extremely thorough consideration in regards to what is told and to whom.

wArlord: At least I'd tell aboot the Joensuu incident to the cops as soon as possible now...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: WE AIN'T FUCKIN' GONNA TELL THE COPS!!!

wArlord: And why in the hell not?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Goddammit, our crew's gonna get one fuckin' rats' fame if we tell 'bout that kinda crew-war details to outsiders...

wArlord: It'd still be good if they found Marko's body, and his parents got to know aboot it...

kHanatik: That would indeed be quite desirable.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But I'm not fuckin' gonna tell nuffin' to non-sceners, PERIOD!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But to sceners I can brag as much and freely as I can!

dr.TREmolo: FUCKIN' CWU LAMERS!!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, Cyrbion clowns were just what we needed here...

WHaLERiDER: YA FUCKIN' NERDS TOOK OUR THIRD PLACE, DAMMIT!!

wArlord: Ye can just blame the audience -

dr.TREmolo: Who cares 'bout some fuckin' audience, they never vote right anyway! But it was ya who hypnotized 'em, so it's all yar fault!

MARACK: I reckon that the CWU demo was actually quite objectively better than Cyrbion's...

WHaLERiDER: Says some hillbilly who thinks design is a more important element than code...

KIMBLE: Well, it was superior also at code... all the mountains and lights were so unbelievably cool!!

MARACK: So, it had some mountains and lights? I just recall some platformer stuff -

WHaLERiDER: Well, some fuckin' wolf-shitty Turbo Pascal voxels!! Seems ya ain't got go fuckin' eyes in yar head!

dr.TREmolo: Or then ya just got so fucked from da flashes that even da Turbo Pascal voxels seemed somehow elite to yar eyes!

MARACK: Well, maybe we should watch it again at home...

dr.TREmolo: I really wouldn't even recommend to fuckin' download such a shockingly shitty demo...

KITY: Err, could we get to da train already, so we'd get da best placez for us?

dr.TREmolo: Yeah, let's go. Lamers like that ain't worthy of discussion, praisin' some demo they don't even recall nuffin' 'bout!!

KITY: Right!

WHaLERiDER: So, nuffin' more then but SO LONG, SUCKERS!

dr.TREmolo: SO LONG, SUCKERS!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Up yars...

KIMBLE: Well, frankly speaking, I don't even recall for sure what was there in the demo between the tunnel and the donut.

MARACK: Yeah. It's better to just watch it again at home and not comment it anyhow afore that.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But that hypnotization was all real, what Cyrbion said!

KIMBLE: Right, should we now believe that or not...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: No need to believe, ya never believe nuffin we say to ya anyway, dammit!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But hey, have ya heard anything 'bout Wampires?

KIMBLE: Hmm, I reckon they left for home sometime afore prizegivin' already...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay.

wArlord: By the way, I reckon that might be our bus comin' from there now.

MARACK: A fuckin' bus...

KIMLE: We should've read the timetable a bit better so we'd realized that they've replaced the twelve-o'clock train with a bus!

KUSKI: Is all that stuff goin' into the baggage hold?

KIMBLE: Yeah, it is...

KUSKI: Oh my gosh. Maybe I should just start loadin' it then... are y'all goin' all the way to the Kajaani station?

KIMBLE: Dunno 'bout everbody there, might be goin' or might not be...

KUSKI: Right. So, let's ask if there's anybody of y'all gonna get out in the midway?

MARACK: I reckon we're all gonna take that there train.

KUSKI: Well, allright then. How's it that y'all got that kinda teevees with y'all?

MARACK: They're actually called monitors... like computer screens...

KUSKI: Computers, right. Well, I dunno know nuffin' 'bout that, but I guess it might be good that the youngsters know.

MARACK: Yeah.

KUSKI: Just get into the car and wait there, I'm gonna come to stamp y'alls tickets once I've gotten y'all monitor teevees loaded...

KIMBLE: Okey, allright.

== OULU-KAJAANI-BUSSI ==

KUSKI: Pasila, right. Ya know, it'd be actually easier to get there with the train that's leavin' right soon at the railway station...

schistic: Well, I actually want to go thru Savonia for real...

KUSKI: Well, the ticket qualifies for that kinda trip too, yeah...

...

schistic: Fuck's sake, what a fight!! They're our tickets, and we can use 'em anyway we want dammit!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Just like that! We can even travel thru fuckin' Rovaniemi if we want!!

wHitedodge: Actually, it is not a permitted -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, WHO CARES!

wHitedodge: Buses are not nearly as superiour as trains, in my opinion. Fortunately, we shall get to switch to a train in Kajaani.

wArlord: Wonder if the folks in Hautataipale know what train we're gonna come with?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least I ain't gotten to call anybody.

kHanatik: Neither have I.

wArlord: Guess that train's gonna leave Kajaani quite soon once this bus has gotten there?

wHitedodge: Affirmative, in only five minutes according to the schedule!

wArlord: So, we ain't got no time to call there...

DiCKiNSTASiA: Could we call from the train? There be some cardphones in some trains nowadays...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But callin' with 'em prolly costs fuckin' heaps compared to callin' from a booth!

kHanatik: I would supposed so. I therefore think we should call from Iisalmi, as we should have plenty of time to change there.

wArlord: Yeah.

MARACK: Hey, CWU guys, I'd have a question...

wArlord: Well, what?

MARACK: I take it y'all got some mindless group-wars with the Wampires...

kHanatik: We no longer have. We have now defeated them definitely.

KIMBLE: Well, even though yer demo was quite good, it wasn't so much better than the Wampires one that they couldn't push themselves -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: HEY, DO YA FUCKIN' THINK FOR REAL that our war was about some demo superiority!?

KIMBLE: So, what's it s'posed to have been aboot then?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' LIFE AND DEATH dammit!!

kHanatik: And showing our occult superiority.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Was someone of ya at Demolition?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We fuckin' left it in da Saturday morning already, 'cause at night da Wampires FUCKIN' MURDERED MAKARON SLASH CWU!!!

TARNEL: Now, that got quite thick now!

KIMBLE: Yeah, hypnotizer demos and murders, COME ON, LIMIT Y'ALLSELVES A BIT!

wArlord: I dinna believe that it would get to that, but it got anyway...

DiCKiNSTASiA: Right, what he said!!

MARACK: But Makaron didn't even go the party, did he? In the messages he said that he went somewhere to Loimaa to join some Satanic cult...

KIMBLE: And he took the whole board down once he decided to move to their temple.

TARNEL: But he actually wrote a message to Gatenet even after Demolition. So, yer scene hoaxes are on quite a feeble basis now...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Don't ya fuckin' realize that THEY WERE OUR OWN TRICKERY to get more time for our payback!!

kHanatik: Indeed. After the murder, we broked into Syntetik Dimension and falsified the contents of its message base.

TARNEL: It doesn't sound very credible even from that kinda scene braggers, havin' made up plans as crooked as that...

KIMBLE: Right, what she said! The Demolition was already in April, for the fuck's sake, the cops would've found out aboot it by now!

kHanatik: The police has not been able to find the body, as it has been dismembered into a secret hiding place.

KIMBLE: Ye said WHAT?

MARACK: So, dudes, YER CLAIMIN' FOR REAL THAT Y'ALL'D HIDDEN THE BODY!?

kHanatik: Not we but Wampires.

wHitedodge: Additionally, they cast a enchantment spell upon it, and that's why it has not been found by accident!

KIMBLE: For real now, fuck's sake -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It was a fuckin' tuff night dammit! There were skinheads comin' from all directions with their baseball bats and steel bars...

wHitedodge: Fortunately, I got the idea of casting a summoning spell, and we were able to fool Wampires with it enough to escape to the partyplace!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, and we were fuckin' hidin' in some classroom for da whole night and then took the first mornin' train outta Joensuu...

wArlord: I reckon y'all heard that skinheads attacked the school late at night? There was sump'n aboot that even in party reports...

MARACK: Seems y'all guys have made up quite a juicy scene hoax aroond that skinhead episode...

TARNEL: Yeah. If there's one thing y'all be FUCKIN' SHITTY AT, it's LYING!!

wArlord: We ain't been lyin', dammit!

schistic: Just like that! Yar now dishonorin' Makaron's memory like a fuckin' lot now, for not believin' in his death!!

DiCKiNSTASiA: MARKO WAS MY BEST FRIEND!!! I'M MISSIN' MARKO SO HELLUVA LOTS!!!

wArlord: So, y'all should fuckin' have at least some sensitivity for us, goddammit!

KIMBLE: Well, y'all's stories be so mindless that their probability approaches zero...

MARACK: Yeah, y'all made up some fuckin' dummy X-Files plots, with a dismemberment murder, hiding the body, and even some magic tricks...

MARACK: ... and then y'all DARE to start weepin' aboot some fuckin' DISHONOURING OF HIS MEMORY!

TARNEL: And y'all have even practiced some cryin' act beforehand... Y'ALL BE THE MOST FUCKIN' PITIFUL CREW EVER!!

schistic: FUCK OFF THERE DAMMIT, IT WASN'T ACTIN'!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: RIGHT, DAMMIT!! WE NEEDED EXTRA TIME TO GET TO REVENGE MAKARON'S DEATH IN DA WAY REQUIRED BY SCENE HONOR!!

DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, havin' told the cops right away would have spoiled his memory much worse...

KIMBLE: Well, if it's s'posed to have taken place for real and y'all still ain't told the cops, wouldn't it FOR THE FUCK'S SAKE be the time now?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, maybe we could tell 'em, 'COZ NUFFIN' LESS IS ENUFF FOR YA, DAMMIT!

kHanatik: Maybe we should release a textfile in which we'd describe the events of that night accurately and in detail.

wArlord: Yeah, that might be good. Some MAKARON dot RIP...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya skeptic lamers could then cross-compare that file to the newspaper articles and see that EVERYTHING WE SAID WAS 100% FACT DAMMIT!!

TARNEL: Seems y'all never give up even with yar feeblest hoaxes...

MARACK: Yeah, and I'm sure somebody's got some tape recorder recordin' in the bag, so that y'all get a CAPTURE of the discussion...

KIMBLE: That'd be a kinda climax of pitifulness! Y'all fuckin' capture kiddies...

TARNEL: Just like that!

wArlord: Hey, seems we're startin' to get to Kajaani already...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It was 'bout time! So that we won't need to blow up our heads any more than this...

kHanatik: Let us choose a train car other than the one that will be chosen by the Gateneters. Discussion like this is completely unconstructive.

== KONTIOMÄKI-HELSINKI-JUNA ==

mR.mEgAsTuFf: PHEW-EW, what a bunch of clowns!! Not even A SHITFUL of understadin' or compassion for a death member of another crew!!

wArlord: Well, I wouldna believe that quite easily with that kinda evidence, especially given that we forged the messagebase...

kHanatik: It is therefore absolutely essential to release MAKARON.RIP as soon as possible, as well as report the murder to the police.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, I also think now that that'd be the best.

PHASERHAWK: Look at that, it's the CWU guys.

kHanatik: Oh, it's PHASERHAWK. I believe you were not in the same bus as we.

PHASERHAWK: Right, I wasn't, 'cause I was in Kajaani datin' some IRC girl...

schistic: And ya missed the prizegivin'?

PHASERHAWK: Well, we've seen enuff compo placements that it won't matter much if some member misses some prizegivin' sometime...

LAZERCODE: Look, PHASERHAWK got to the same train too.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Where's da rest of yar crews?

PHASERHAWK: Well, most of us C.O.P. guys went with MINDEAGLE's Saab...

LAZERCODE: And I'm the only CGK dude who even lives in this direction, the rest are somewhere in Tampere, Oulu or Raahe...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, right, okay.

LAZERCODE: CWU had ended up third in the PC compo.

PHASERHAWK: Ye gotta be kiddin'? With their first demo?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, with the first demo that got on the screen...

PHASERHAWK: Well, Lietevesi got quite a success then!

LAZERCODE: I just wanna warn y'all, y'all should be careful at home tellin' aboot all this, especially to the grown-ups...

kHanatik: We have no intentions of telling about our success to the grown-ups. It is none of their business.

wArlord: Well, shouldna we still do it? Ain't we been reachin' for fame and honor here, eh?

PHASERHAWK: Local newspaper fame is quite different stuff from scene fame.

LAZERCODE: Yeah, it's all different to get respect from those who can than from those who know nuffin' aboot nuffin'.

PHASERHAWK: Also, it also affects yer own thinkin' if ye get to deal with some officials or headmasters...

kHanatik: Indeed. The grey and unimaginative Centre-partyists tend to pull the surrounding people to their own grey reality as well.

LAZERCODE: Right, well said there! Ye should always aim at the kinda stuff the hillbillies get nuffin' aboot, even when seein' with their eyes.

LAZERCODE: If some farmholders start givin' respect to y'all, then y'all gonna be foundin' some company that installs cow-milkin' computers...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: That's total fuckin' YUCK!

wArlord: I wonder if that's a very big threat there...

PHASERHAWK: Well, at least y'all might have to keep some PC courses in the municipial house, like we C.O.P.ers had to...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whatta fuck, can't they even realize that yar Amiga elitez and not PC lamerz?

PHASERHAWK: Well, Amiga does help something in gettin' the PC too, but definitely not aboot gettin' some word-procesor hotkeys...

wArlord: It doesn't sound very dangerous to me? At least if y'all could even get money from it.

PHASERHAWK: Well, we did get a little money, but we also lost all of our local fame because of those grown-up projects!!

PHASERHAWK: They started to mock C.O.P. in the downtown, and we even hadn't as much luck with the girls as we used to.

LAZERCODE: Yeah, if ye wanna do sump'n that's globally tuff, then y'all should avoid gettin' stuck to the local level, at all costs!

KUULUTUS: The next stop, Iisalmi.

wArlord: Well, guess we're gonna step out right here.

LAZERCODE: And we're also leavin' here...

PHASERHAWK: Yeah.

schistic: But hey, see ya at da next party!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I guess the next party would be Asm...

schistic: Fuck's sake, da next REAL party then!!

wArlord: Yeah, see y'all in that then.

DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, see y'all, bye!!!

[IISALMI]

LAZERCODE: There's still an hour afore yer train leaves... should we get to eat somewhere?

kHanatik: I believe we shall get food even once we get home, so we shall not be needing additional nutrition during the journey.

wArlord: Man, yer so fuckin' stingy there... guess yer gonna starve to death after movin' to yer own!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least I could eat sump'n!

wHitedodge: And I! I have a truly superiour hunger already!

wArlord: Well, we could eat sump'n to honor our compo success...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But I'm first gonna call Ritu so she gets to bring us home from Kiuruvesi.

kHanatik: I assume this is relevant.

wArlord: I wonder if we got anything at all for the prize?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Dickie said they only asked for contact info and they're gonna pay sometime later...

PHASERHAWK: I don't reckon they're even gonna give any money, maybe just send some hard-to-sell PC soundcard in the autumn...

kHanatik: I suspect it is easier to get money by cheating in pajatso than by winning compos.

LAZERCODE: There just ain't very many pajatsos left in Iisalmi where ye could easily cheat...

wArlord: So, what's happened to them then?

LAZERCODE: They've been replacin' them with them electric pajatsos...

wArlord: Yeah, right.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck... fuckin' fuck!

wArlord: Whatta?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ofcoz Ritu asked 'bout da compos right away, and I accidentally told that we'd ended third in da PC demo! God-fuckin'-dammit!!

kHanatik: Extremely lamentable. You might have started a domino effect that cannot be stopped anymore.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck, whatta blunder!!! I'm so fuckin' ashamed!!!

LAZERCODE: But should we go, like to pizza?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, let's go, I can't stand this shit without food dammit.

[PIZZERIA]

wHitedodge: The pizzas in this restaurant are absolutely superiour! I also ate here during Juhla!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah.

PHASERHAWK: Did y'all have some war thing with that Wampires crew?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, one helluva war! At Demolition they fuckin' KILLED A MEMBER OF OUR CREW EVEN BEFORE DA COMPOS!!!

kHanatik: They also dismembered the body and hid it in the ruins of a storage building located in Joensuu rail yard.

PHASERHAWK: Right...

LAZERCODE: I heard there'd been some dismemberment murders in the Black Quartz Party in Sweden back in the eighties...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Did da cops ever find out 'bout 'em?

LAZERCODE: Well, they were all eager to tell the police...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, so now that even the eighties elites have been rattin' to da cops, then maybe it's okay if we rat too.

LAZERCODE: Yeah, y'all should absolutely go to the police station and tell 'em aboot that kinda stuff.

wArlord: But should we get to our train already?

kHanatik: This would indeed be desirable. The train shall leave in twenty minutes.

PHASERHAWK: Allrighty, so have a good trip then, and hold high the flag of the Lietevesi scene!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah.

kHanatik: We indeed shall do that.

[IISALMI-YLIVIESKA-JUNA]

wArlord: It's gonna be a helluva return to everyday reality after this trip. Another hangover just after this one.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah.

wArlord: It'd be midsummer soon, and after that we'd the confirmation camp...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Are ya fuckin' gonna go to some confirmation camp for real?

wArlord: Well, it's good to have good relations with the grown-ups even if ye dinna told everthang to them...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, I don't think I'm not fuckin' gonna go there...

kHanatik: I think it would be desirable for us as a crew to execute a spiritual attack at the confirmation camp.

wArlord: Ye said WHATTA?

kHanatik: It is good to show to the Christian sheep that the true spiritual power is based on Satanism and ancient magick.

wHitedodge: Indeed!

wArlord: For the fuck's sake with everbody of y'all once again! Wonder if that's worth it...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, if da grown-ups start regardin' us as some Windows computer nerds, then maybe it'd be good to compensate it with some true occult!

KUULUTUS: And then we're at Kiuruvesi...

kHanatik: But let's return to this in our next meeting.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck, there's not just Ritu there but Terttu and Pentti too!!

wArlord: I guess Terttu wants to be the first to hear the new gossips...

[KIURUVEDEN ASEMA]

RITU: Oh my, there's the gold-metal of our village comin'! My goodness!

TERTTU: I heard y'all boys had won a Finnish championship with computers there in Oulu!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: "Finnish championship with computers", right... WE JUST ENDED UP THIRD IN DA PC DEMOCOMPO DAMMIT!!

TERTTU: I've already called Perä-Savo News that they should make a story aboot y'all in the paper!!

wArlord: Ye gotta be kiddin'?

RITU: That's all true, there's a reporter comin' to visit us on Wednesday. And we've also called the whole village for coffee with us.

RITU: We still had some reindeer meat in the freezer, so we're gonna get some really good foods for the evening, to honor y'all!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: (For the fuck's sake, this ain't gonna end well...)

[RITUN TOYOTA]

RITU: It's quite some, that our village's got the FINNISH COMPUTER CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM!! Oh my goodness with all this!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: How many fuckin' times we should tell ya that WE ENDED UP THIRD in the compo...!?

kHanatik: Additionally, we should urgently tell the police about a bloodful dismemberment murder that took place in Joensuu.

RITU: My goodness, our Finnish-champion boys have even gotten to solve crimes with their computers!! Sure we're gonna tell the police!!

kHanatik: Additionally, we intend to commit a Satanist attack against the Evangelical-Lutheran confirmation camp and its brainwashing propaganda.

RITU: Oh my goodness their! It is so wonderful, all that computer stuff!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: (I don't think she even fuckin' listened...)

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