C00LeS WaReZ UNiON MeMOiRS: cHApTER #0x6F

««- · CWU MEMOiRS 0x6F · -»»

--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x6F --==Oo==--

date .......... sun 1996-06-09 at 00:49

location ...... abduction'96 partyplace
                [pohjankartanon koulu @ oulu]

present ....... kHanatik / cwu
		wHitedodge / cwu
		wArlord / cwu
		nEopardy / cwu
		mR.mEgAsTuFf / cwu
		sChistic / cwu
		DiCKiNSTASiA / cwu
		
		+ wampires lamers being watched

--==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==--

DiCKiNSTASiA: The fuckin' compo should fuckin' start already!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we've fuckin' waited for da whole day and it gets more and more delayed!!

wArlord: Guess it's gonna start quite soon, 'cause it already says on the screen that it's "about to begin"...

wHitedodge: It has been saying that for at least an hour!

wArlord: Well, maybe half an hour..

QCLR: And it's quite common anyway that compos get delayed a little.

wHitedodge: Nevertheless, the announcement texts should talk the truth!

KGB1: I don't reckon nobody cares about it no more, 'cause everbodys drunk or high or all that...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But we're fuckin' sober in some higher reality where time goes slower!!

kHanatik: I believe that our suffering will eventually be rewarded.

wHitedodge: It is sure that we are still invisible?

KGB1: I could say that we're quite strongly so. At least to the Wampires if nobody else.

kHanatik: We shall just need to hold our orgonites tightly when watching the demos, in order to prevent them from altering our vibrations.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Does this mean that we're gonna hafta watch 'em even more shittier than they normally are?

kHanatik: I would assume so. Due to our state, we will be unable to participate in the extacy experienced by the rest of the audience.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'd say it's quite desirable that the CWU demo gets showed quite early, so we can see da rest of da demos properly...

kHanatik: The rest of the demos might feel flat after our spiritual battle.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: For da fuck's sake...

wArlord: Well, now it's startin'.

kHanatik: Let us hold our orgonites tightly!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I guess this is gonna be too shitty to get anybody anyplace higher...j

AUDIENCE: WOMAN'S HEAD!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least it's better than their shitty Juhla intro, but it still ain't gettin' anyplace higher.

AUDIENCE: WOMAN'S HEAD!!!

kHanatik: Indeed. The crew has apparently obtained a graphician to produce woman's head pictures but still lacks design talent.

schistic: Or then there's just somebody gotten to use a scanner...

BREADER: Huhuhuh, Hirmu!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We've still got lotsa hope, don't think this Hirmu shit's gonna get da audience anyplace higher either...

wArlord: Yeah, it's helluva tired humor there, no matter how much the Gatenet clowns giggle there...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck, is this some parody of Second Reality??

DiCKiNSTASiA: Wonder if it's gonna do the same kinda rising as the original Second Reality?

kHanatik: Possibly. Stick to the orgonites!

wHitedodge: It will not, it is merely Dolby Mono, not Stereo!!

TECHNOFALCON: SHIIIT!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: This is SO FUCKIN' SHITTY even as humor!! Usin't hat DUCK.3DS was funny maybe sometime 'round Juhla...

wArlord: Yeah, quite tired. It should've had at least Paavo Väyrynen like the previous one had.

DiCKiNSTASiA: Or Matti Nykänen!!

wArlord: Fuckin' hell, Wampires!!

kHanatik: I recommend you to watch slightly off the screen at least during the Rauno-killer effect.

nEopardy: I guess that might not be that necessary...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck, DA DOODZ HAVE FUCKIN' RIPPED OUR GOURAUD DONUT DAMMIT!!!

nEopardy: Or left it unremoved...

kHanatik: Fortunately, we have a much more advanced engine nowadays.

TECHNOFALCON: SHIIIT!!!

JONTEL: Yuuck...

ANTEL: Ewww!!!

JONTEL: I'm gonna go to puke!!! It's such a terrible animation!!!

MURDER: FUCK IT'S SHOWING ALL WRONG!!!

GOREMANCER: It seems that CWU has sabotaged our demo!!

MURDER: How?? They ain't even at the whole party despite sayin' they'd come!!

GOREMANCER: I assume they're probably here but hiding.

MURDER: Can somebody go to find 'em?

PSYCOTIC: I can go.

MURDER: FUCKIN' SHOW IT AGAIN!!! WITH THE RIGHT PARAMETERS!!!

GOREMANCER: I don't reckon they bother...

MURDER: FUCK, OUR PARTY TRIP WAS ALL IN VAIN, WE DINNA EVEN GET THE SCENE KILLED!!!

MENGELE: We've still got our axes and bats...

GOREMANCER: Well, we sould have 'em if that fuckin INFRA hadn't confiscated 'em!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, Halcyon gets shown before us!!!

kHanatik: Now we should be prepared to every imaginable reality shift.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, ya can expect just 'bout any vibrational interference from 'em...

KGB1: I feel it's takin' to a bit different direction than where we are...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Now it's comin'!!

kHanatik: Let us prepare for the battle!!

QCLR: Give the orgonites back so the battles will work...

kHanatik: Indeed.

wHitedodge: I myself am superiourly battle-prepared!

DiCKiNSTASiA: I'm too!!

...

««- · CWU MEMOiRS 0x6F · nExT cHApTeR -»»