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date .......... fri 1996-06-07 at 21:42
location ...... abduction'96 partyplace [park area]
[pohjankartanon koulu @ oulu]present ....... kHanatik / cwu wHitedodge / cwu wArlord / cwu nEopardy / cwu mR.mEgAsTuFf / cwu sChistic / cwu DiCKiNSTASiA / cwu + wampires lamers being watched
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mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, them Wampires are just sittin' on their asses on da ground and not goin' in at all!
wArlord: What's the point to twiddle aroond inside, with weathers like this...
wHitedodge: Could we just not attack them already now?
kHanatik: No. We have to wait for the optimal moment and remain covered prior to it.
schistic: Well, at least it'd get a bit easier if we got to go inside and turn invisible there...
wArlord: It's just a bit hard that, 'cause they see so well to the door from where they be sittin'...
kHanatik: Indeed. It would be the best choice to break in from the behind.
wArlord: But whatta fuck we'd be even go aroond to the backyard? There's just grass aroond the place everywhere!
kHanatik: We shall have to reach the backside from behind those buildings, in order to be able to traverse the so-called blind sector.
DiCKiNSTASiA: It's gonna be a helluva long way!!
kHanatik: Nevertheless, this is the best of the available options.
DiCKiNSTASiA: But what if there's no backdoor there?
kHanatik: In that case, we shall proceed to the front door as covertly as possible along the walls.
wArlord: We could use windows too...
kHanatik: Indeed, if we can find a window that opens easily enough.
wArlord: So, what's we gonna do inside there, in practice?
kHanatik: We shall proceed to the MBnet lamer computer to "finish our demo" ...
kHanatik: But, in practice, we shall run it with the parameters that will make us invisible to Wampires and other Nazis.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Should somebody of us stay visible? Could be a bit hard to enter a demo if there's just some Nazi org that can't see us.
kHanatik: This may be necessary.
wArlord: Well, at least I'm not so terribly interested in bein' invisible...
kHanatik: But your spiritual field-of-vision is so narrow that you would not see the rest of us then.
wArlord: Fuck's sake...
schistic: I could stay visible, 'coz I sense quite widely all kindsa spiritual beings and other stuff.
wArlord: But how would you enter our demo to the compo then?
schistic: Whatcha mean?
wArlord: Well, 'cause yer a girl, and girls get in for free anyway -
schistic: Fuck, I'm gonna pay the entrance fee even if I didn't need to!
kHanatik: The organisers might nevertheless react with suspicion if there is a female person trying to enter something in a competition.
wArlord: Right, it could somewhat weaken our chances to get to the screen...
kHanatik: Affirmative. This is a kind of risk we cannot take.
schistic: Fuck's sake, forget my idea then!
wHitedodge: But at least I am not willing to remain visible!
wArlord: Well, we wouldna have kept ye visible anyway...
nEopardy: I could maybe stay visible...
kHanatik: You are the most familiar of us to Wampires, so Wampires would notice you the easiest of us all. I shall not accept.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake then, I can stay.
kHanatik: Your spiritual field-of-vision is nearly as narrow as wArlord's.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Goddammit, who's even fuckin' left then? Ya and Dickie?
DiCKiNSTASiA: I can stay visible...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, Dickie could stay. He's even so short so people don't notice him so easily.
kHanatik: It shall be agreed then, DiCKiNSTASiA shall remain visible. Should we proceed to the interior?
wArlord: Well, maybe we should get there.
...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Is it still a long way? My legs be gettin' tired!!
wArlord: Whine whine, we've barely walked a kilometre...
...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, there's that kinda backhatch.
kHanatik: Would you be able to pick the lock in this door, wHitedodge?
wHitedodge: I indeed would! My lock-picking skills have been excellentified considerably due to my spiritual exercises.
wArlord: Should Dickie take our rocks to himself? At least the ones that make us back visible, in case of a need...
kHanatik: That would be appropriate. If an invisible person kept an agate and tourmaline with himself, he would hardly remain invisible.
wHitedodge: The door is now open!
wArlord: Allright, let's get inside then!
...
kHanatik: We greet you.
ANTEL: Oh, hi there...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Move there, we're now gonna finish that demo of ours.
ANTEL: We're gonna first finish our Slicks round...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Be fuckin' quick with playin' it then, so we don't need to be ashamed of bein' with some gamer-lamers!
JONTEL: Come on, it's the whole purpose of the game to get to the goal as quickly as ye can...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, okay then dammit.
wArlord: Ye could find them floppies already...
kHanatik: I already have them ready in my pocket. As well as their back-up copies.
wArlord: Well, okey then...
JONTEL: Fuck's sake, ye beat me AGAIN!!
ANTEL: Now y'all can get there.
kHanatik: Is everyone ready for a first entire run of the demo?
wArlord: Yeah.
ANTEL: We're ready!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We didn't ask ya, dammit...
wHitedodge: I am all the way superiourly ready!
wArlord: Well, make it run then.
JONTEL: Press the esc already, so we can get to the game...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: ERR, WHATTA FUCK DID YA SAY??
JONTEL: Press esc, so we -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: YA FUCKIN MBNET CLOWN!! Don't ya fuckin' know what a demo is??
JONTEL: I do know! It's a kind of version of a game that -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCK OFF WITH YAR GAMES ALREADY DAMMIT!! I'M ASHAMED LIKE HELL HAVING TO BE AT A DEMOPARTY WITH A LAMER WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A DEMO IS!!!
DiCKiNSTASiA: Is it over already?
JONTEL: Hey, where's Antti gone? And almost everbody else?
ANTEL: I'm here!! Can't ye see me??
DiCKiNSTASiA: They actually are here...
kHanatik: DiCKiNSTASiA, could you turn ANTEL back visible?
DiCKiNSTASiA: Allrighty then... ANTEL, first take this rock in yer hand...
JONTEL: THERE'S NAW ANTEL THERE!! YER SO SCREWED, MAN!!
ANTEL: Whatt hell, I can't even get it in my hand!
kHanatik: Use the agate before the tourmaline.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Oh, yeah, right, ye should take this here brown rock first.
ANTEL: Allright...
DiCKiNSTASiA: And then this one...
JONTEL: ANTTI, WHERE WERE YE? And where's all the Lietevesi folks gone??
ANTEL: I was actually besides ye all the time...
JONTEL: There was somebody else there!! Or somekinda vague shape!!
kHanatik: mR.mEgAsTuFf remained visible as he was arguing with JONTEL. We should show the demo again to him, without disturbance.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Mega, did ye hear what kHanatik said?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: No, I didn't...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Ye should watch the demo still once again so ye could turn invisible too...
JONTEL: Whatta fuck are ye muckin' aroond there?? Invisible??
ANTEL: Well, ye dinna see me a while ago...
JONTEL: Of course I dinna see ye, 'cause ye got bored aboot their gameless intro animation and went away!!
ANTEL: Believe me, I was there all the time, and it was one helluva disturbin' experience -
JONTEL: MAN, YER ALL SCREWED UP FOR REAL!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But could ya already move away and like watch somewhere else while I watch that demo yet another time??
ANTEL: Allright then, if ye won't disturb us after that!!
JONTEL: Yeah, yer so total abnormal nutcases!!
ANTEL: Rigt, and I wouldna wanna watch that kinda drug proggy anymore in my life!
JONTEL: And hey man, YE AIN'T GOT A BADGE!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, that's 'coz we ain't fuckin' gotten to pay for the entrance yet...
JONTEL: MAN, YE CAME INSIDE FOR FREE!! ILLEGALLY!! WITH TAXPAYERS' MONEY!!
ANTEL: Hey, calm down already, so they can get to run their drug-proggy one more time...
DiCKiNSTASiA: It's startin' up now, are ye ready, Mega?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Then try to ignore them lamer mumblings altogether when ye watch it!
JONTEL: I wonder what is a "lamer"...?
ANTEL: And, Joonas too, hey!! Look some other way so ye wouldna get all screwed up too!!
JONTEL: Allright...
ANTEL: It's a kinda grossly dangerous drug-proggy, I guess it's fuckin' illegal too!!
JONTEL: Should we go to tell the organizers that they've got illegal drug-proggies with them??
ANTEL: Yeah, let's do it, by all means.
kHanatik: According to my observations, mR.mEgAsTuFf's vibrational pattern is now similar to the rest of us.
wHitedodge: I confirm this observation.
kHanatik: We could now move away from the lamers so that they would not become too disturbed.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Well, we're gonna get outta here now...
JONTEL: WHO'S "WE"?? MAN, YER TALKIN' ABOOT YERSELF IN PLURAL!!!
JONTEL: THERES NOBODY ELSE THERE BUT YE!! ARE YE FUCKIN OUTTA YER MIND FROM USIN' THAT DRUG-PROGGY OF YERS!??
ANTEL: It's maybe better for us to destroy the proggy from our harddisk -
JONTEL: YEAH, LET'S DESTROY IT!! AND LET'S LOW-LEVEL-FORMAT ALL THE HARDDISKS SO THAT THERE'S NO SINGLE DROP OF DRUGS LEFT!!
...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCK'S SAKE whatta shockingly lame bunch of lamers!! DA FUCKIN' CLOWNS COME TO A DEMOPARTY THINKIN' THAT DEMOS ARE SOME TEST VERSIONS OF GAMES!!
nEopardy: Yeah, even worse than the lamers we've seen at Asm!
kHanatik: Indeed. It would be worthwhile for us to find another co-operative partner for our upcoming invisibility calibration.
wArlord: I second that.
kHanatik: DiCKiNSTASiA should now buy the ticket and enter the demo as soon as possible.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Allright, I'm gonna do it then.
wArlord: It's so helluva hard for me to look aroond me... it's all just fog and shiver!!
kHanatik: Maybe we should go out to a calmer vibrational environment once DiCKiNSTASiA has returned.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Could we like test in the meanwhile who sees us here in da lobby?
kHanatik: An excellent idea, mR.mEgAsTuFf. We apparently are invisible to many non-Nazis as well.
schistic: At least there's some Gatenet morons walkin'...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: GATENET SUCKS!!!
kHanatik: MARKO "MARACK" MÄKINEN!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: TARNEL!! Fuckin' TARU "TARNEL" VALJAKKA dammit!!!
kHanatik: They apparently cannot see or hear us, even if we called them by name.
schistic: Or then they're just arrogant...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Maybe we should come up with some meaner insults.
schistic: At least those Cyrbion guys there are sure to react.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCKIN' CYRBiON IS DA ABSCESS OF DA WHOLE PC SCENE!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: GEDDIT? EVERY FUCKIN' APE CAN OPTIMIZE CODE BETTER THAN DA MISERABLE QBASIC-BEGINNER WHaLERiDER OF KYRPAE-IS-NOT!!!
kHanatik: It indeed appears that the CYRBiON members are not able to hear us. The previous insult would have been completely intolerable to them.
schistic: Wonder if the orgs see us...
kHanatik: Maybe we should find it out.
nEopardy: Who was that fuckin' large organizer? At least he was quite strict abot the tickets at Asm.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: They call him INFRA...
nEopardy: Yeah, I guess he was that.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: INFRA, YA FUCKIN' PILE OF FAT!! YA VAN-SIZED LAMER!!
schistic: I guess he's heard that kinda insults quite many times already...
kHanatik: Agreed. Instead, let us show him that we do not have badges.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: INFRA, CAN'T YA FUCKIN' EVEN SEE THAT NONE OF US HAS A BADGE, AND WE'RE INSIDE!!
wHitedodge: NA-NA-NA NARTY, INFRA MADE A FARTY, AND DOES NOT EVEN NOTICE THAT WE LACK ANY BADGES!!
kHanatik: It indeed seems like he is unable to see us at all, even though he is famous for being extremely sharp-eyed.
nEopardy: Yeah, guess his vibrations are quite Nazi, so he completely misses our anti-Nazi vibrations.
kHanatik: Sounds like a decent theory.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But hey, fuck's sake here's a big bunch of some random chicks here...
kHanatik: Affirmative. I assume this is because every school in Oulu has a fixed Internet connection and, therefore, an access to IRC.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, every fuckin' teen girl from Oulu always goes to #kukka on da school breaks, even da stupidest blondes...
nEopardy: Yeah, you can judge that from the level of discussion there...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And NO FUCKIN' HELL!!
kHanatik: What?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: THERE'S RIIA THERE!!! RIIA, YA FUCKIN' BITCH DAMMIT!!!
RIIA: WHATTA HELL???
SUVI: Oh, who's that?
RIIA: THAT'S THE FUCKIN' MEGASTUF FROM IRC!!! MIKA, YER STILL THE OVERWHELMINGLY DUMMIEST GUY I'VE EVER MET!!!
SUVI: Riia, hey, let's get to the store already...
RIIA: Right, he's not worth it.
kHanatik: Apparently, Riia has no problems in noticing you.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, it'd seem so...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Now I've entered the demo!
kHanatik: Excellent! Let us then proceed to the exterior.
wArlord: 'Tws aboot time...
INFRA: HEY, STOP! SHOW YER BADGE!
DiCKiNSTASiA: But I'm goin' out, not in -
INFRA: AND WHAT'S THERE IN YER BAG?
DiCKiNSTASiA: All right, I'll open it...
INFRA: OH, SO THEY WERE JUST ROCKS AND NO DRUGS. IT'S ALL CLEAR, GET OUTTA HERE.
kHanatik: He indeed did not see us despite immediately noticing DiCKiNSTASiA.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, I guess we're all da way invisible to all da Nazis and stuff, and we don't need no extra calibrations.
schistic: Dickie, hey, hide yar face in the hood, 'coz yar the only one who Wampires might notice...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Okey.
...
wArlord: OH-MY-FUCKIN'-GOSH!! WHERE ARE WE AT??
kHanatik: Dimensional shifts often cause illusionary changes in the surrounding reality.
wArlord: But still...
wHitedodge: I also noticed that the surroundings of Hönttölä looked much more blossomous while I was invisible!
wArlord: Now I should get to sit somewhere quickly, it feels that the reality would crumble below me otherwise...
PORKKALA: Hey, it's the CWU guys, hi!
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: So, y'all taken some substances too?
kHanatik: No, we have not. What makes you think so?
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: 'Cause y'all show up all normally with no shivers...
wHitedodge: We have accomplished a dimensional transferrance, and we are therefore on the same vibrational level!
KGB1: Ye mean, all with no substances whatsoever?
kHanatik: Affirmative, with a purely audiovisual entrainment technique.
QCLR: Now, that's new!
PORKKALA: But come to sit with us, so we can talk a bit more...
wArlord: Yeah, I'd really prefer sittin'. At least with someboy I can see for real instead of some foggy blobs...
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: I guess y'all already know me and PORKKALA, of MAHTI.
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: There's also KGB1 and QCLR who's from Oulu, MAHTI members too and also in a crew called CNSP.
QCLR: Yeah, hi.
QCLR: Was it some CWU, that crew of theirs?
kHanatik: CWU, affirmative.
KGB1: What kinda entrainment technique were y'all usin' anyway?
kHanatik: The technique in an Amiga software called MindBuiler, mostly based on synchronized strobes and palette rotations.
QCLR: Oh! I ain't even heard about the name of that Amiga soft, even though I've used Amiga quite a lot.
KGB1: Ye've find quite good rhythms and effects, if ye have gotten to the higher spheres that well!
DiCKiNSTASiA: I heard the soft is actually from to them there higher spheres!!
wHitedodge: It is important for us to be in a dimension as different as possible from that of our enemy crew!
PORKKALA: And what's that enemy crew of y'alls?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WAMPIRES...
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: But dinna y'all have some co-op with 'em?
kHanatik: The situation has changed extremely radically during the past few months.
PORKKALA: Yeah, it's always like that on da scene, da same crews be da best friends at one moment, and at some terrible war at another...
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: But hey, how's that one guy who's still on da normal stage? Hey, ye there, what was yer nick...
DiCKiNSTASiA: DiCKiNSTASiA.
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Oh, right, DiCKiNSTASiA. Are ye some straight-edge or why are you on the conservative-party level?
wArlord: We reckoned it might be good to have somebody in the gang who won't turn invisible to the orgas or others...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, I had to enter the demo in the compo, and anyway if we hafta talk to somebody who can't see the rest of us -
QCLR: Well, y'all probablly ain't gonna need talks like that anymaw...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Oh, right, I've also got a couple of rocks with me that normalize the vibrations... should I go to hide them somewhere first?
kHanatik: Affirmative, do bury them under that bush, for example.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Okey...
schistic: And carefully that Wampires won't see ya!!
QCLR: Are y'all gonna wanna spend the rest of the party in a reality different from the Wampires?
kHanatik: In the beginning of our demo, there shall be an entrainment effect that shall change the vibration of the audience to match ours.
QCLR: Now that's tuff, I guess there ain't many demos with that kinda -
wHitedodge: And once WAMPIRES rises to the same level, we shall proceed with a magickal attack against them!
wArlord: Bloody hell, did ye hafta reveal it to 'em, dammit?
wHitedodge: Indeed, my apologies -
kHanatik: I do not think there was any harm done.
kHanatik: We now need all the support we can from the party visitors who understand the multidimensional nature of reality.
QCLR: Yeah, we grok quite a lot aboot the nature of reality...
KGB1: I've been studyin' theoretical physics so I can somehow map the new age concepts to the scientific terminology...
QCLR: But if y'all wanna be in a second reality for the entire party, y'all should maintain that state even at night...
kHanatik: We have actually observed that vibrations normalise towards the mid-reality spectrum when the time passes.
QCLR: Guess it'd be better to get to our commune for the night, and then re-entrain y'allselves afore y'all get back to the party...
KGB1: Yeah, and we've also got some additional technology for y'all, if y'all be interested...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Now I've hidden the rocks!
KGB1: So, breath in some of this so ye can get to our stage...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Is it safe for real? Wouldna it make me an addict??
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Nope... the shit they're talkin' at health education classes is all lies!!
PORKKALA: Right, at least I dunno aboot noody who's gotten no negative effects from some drug! It's all just propaganda!
DiCKiNSTASiA: Well, right, maybe I dare to do it then!!
QCLR: The rest of y'all could also get some smokes to get a bit deeper, and further away from the Wampires folks...
kHanatik: The entrainment rhythm we have been using has been precision-calibrated to keep us as far from Nazi vibrations as possible.
KGB1: And our pot mix to keep us as far from the cops as possible...
QCLR: Guess the vibrational pattern is almost the same with cops and Nazis.
kHanatik: I would assume so, as we are also completely invisible to INFRA, one of the organisers.
QCLR: Right, we've also noticed at Asm that we can get past him quite easily in the anti-cop high...
...
wArlord: Hey, are we someplace inside now?
kHanatik: Affirmative.
wArlord: I can't even recall how we got here!
kHanatik: It is my belief that anomalous vibrational waveforms may cause spontaneous teleportational phenmomena.
KGB1: Or then they may be just plain normal memory gaps...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, and I don't remember at all how those chicks came to be with us!!!
RIIA: Maybe it's all good that ye don't remember...
SUVI: So, ye say that guy was that megastuf from the "kukka" channel on mIRC?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, I am... AND IT'S IRC AND NO FUCKIN' MIRC DAMMIT!!!
SUVI: And he like, came to visit ye for a date in the autumn?
RIIA: Yeah, he fuckin' did, how many times do I hafta say it?
SUVI: Ye two feel like the same kinda folks even, damn uptight all the time no matter what ye've messed yer brains up with...
RIIA: UP YERS there, ye dummy bitch!
wArlord: I reckon also that Riia's just like Mega, just female...
wHitedodge: I confirm this observation.
RIIA: UP FUCKIN' YERS EVERBODY OF Y'ALL!!! I'M GONNA JUMP OFF TO THE RIVER FROM THE TUIRA BRIDGE IF Y'ALL GO ON!
DiCKiNSTASiA: Allright, let's quit it...
kHanatik: What is this music, by the way?
QCLR: Well, we've been makin' that kinda trance with FastTracker... we put even some of our tunes to the music compo.
SUVI: It's such a damn tuff tune!!! It's makin' me rise up to all kindsa dimensions and fills me with like kinda cosmic love!!!
RIIA: I can't even hate that megastuf so much anymaw even though he's damn dummy...
kHanatik: This piece of music does not sound like trance to me at all, but like something entirely better.
QCLR: It maybe 'cause yer in a different vibrational state...
kHanatik: Is that so?
wHitedodge: Our demo also includes better effects in the higher vibrational state than normally!!!
kHanatik: Indeed. Perhaps tracker music can have a multidimensional essence in the same way as democode can.
KGB1: It might be very well possible...
kHanatik: I heard you had some kind of technique for long-term preservation of vibrational state?
KGB1: Yeah... have y'all ever seen this kind of stone device?
nEopardy: Doesn't look familiar, even though my mum's got all kindsa stones too.
KGB1: It's an Orgon generator... it can preserve the current quantum state of a person's energy field and restore it...
QCLR: We can borrow some of our orgonites to y'all so that y'all be sure to keep in the second reality until the compo.
KGB1: Yeah, it's always worth supportin' if some demomakers' got some reality-change project!
kHanatik: This kind of technique would be extremely welcome to us.
KGB1: And I guess it's best if y'all preserve the state just about now, as we're now as far as from the police frequencies as possible.
kHanatik: Affirmative. Let us proceed to the preservation.
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