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date .......... fri 1996-06-07 at 18:48
location ...... pyhaesalmi railwaystation @ pyhaejaervi
present ....... kHanatik / cwu wHitedodge / cwu wArlord / cwu nEopardy / cwu mR.mEgAsTuFf / cwu sChistic / cwu [from vantaa] DiCKiNSTASiA / cwu [from kuopio] ritu tossavainen [mR.mEAsTuFf's mother] pentti kopsanen [wHitedodge's father] + some lamers
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RITU: ...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: ...
kHanatik: ...
RITU: Been some good weathers lately.
wHitedodge: ...
PENTTI: Right, it's been.
DiCKiNSTASiA: ...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: ...
RITU: Now, there's the train comin' now.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah.
RITU: Be careful then, and win all the contests!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we're gonna be dammit... quit yar nannyin' there and fuck off!!!
RITU: Well, it's good to look that y'all get safely onboard -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Do we fuckin' look like some kids to ya, who don't know nuffin' on their own?!?
wArlord: Get onboard already, dammit.
RITU: Good trip to y'all! And call us once y'all -
SLAM!
kHanatik: Does it appear as if Wampires were in this train, wHitedodge?
wHitedodge: It does not appear so.
kHanatik: And what about after looking through the door?
wHitedodge: No.
kHanatik: Good. Walk through the car and give us a sign once you are sure that there are no Wampires members in the car.
wHitedodge: All clear.
...
kHanatik: Look in the next car next.
KONDUKTÖÖRI: And Pyhäsalmi passengers...
wHitedodge: There don't seem to be Wampires either in the second car. May I check it?
kHanatik: Let us first let our tickets checked.
wHitedodge: Affirmative, let us do so.
KONDUKTÖÖRI: Thank yous...
wArlord: There's that.
KONDUKTÖÖRI: Thank you... thank you... do find some seats for y'all, boys.
wHitedodge: We need to first make sure that there are no enemies in the train.
KONDUKTÖÖRI: Krhm...
KONDUKTÖÖRI: And Pyhäsalmi...
wHitedodge: May I go to check the second car already?
wArlord: Do check the rest of 'em at once.
wHitedodge: There are no more cars! The first one is the engine!
kHanatik: Maybe it is the best for you to wait until the conductor returns from the car number one.
wArlord: And the rest of us could get to sit somewhere already.
kHanatik: Let us do that, indeed.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Did y'all notice them two dudes with the peecee...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, dammit, with some fuckin' MBNET T-SHIRTS!
schistic: Gosh, some folks are makin' clowns of themselves!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck, are they comin' to us??
kHanatik: Indeed.
ANTEL: Hey dudes... don't y'all happen to be goin' to Abduction?
kHanatik: Depends on who is asking.
ANTEL: I am Antti, that's ANTEL, and there's Joonas...
JONTEL: JONTEL.
kHanatik: All clear.
ANTEL: Where are yer computers?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, only some fuckin' gamer-lamers take computers with 'em to parties, dammit!!!
ANTEL: Oh, okey. We thought it'd be like the main point in them parties, bein' at yer computer.
JONTEL: Especially when there's a fixed Internet connection durin' the weekend!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: There's a fixed Internet everyplace in Oulu, dammit...
wArlord: Are y'all from Pyhäsalmi?
JONTEL: Pyhäjärvi...
wArlord: Oh, yeah, guess it switched its old name back.
JONTEL: Yeah... or actually, it's Pyhäjärvi City nowadays.
wArlord: Quite helluva city, it ain't much bigger than Lietevesi!
JONTEL: Well, we've actually got six thousand people, Lietevesi's only got three thousand or something! We've got like double as much!
ANTEL: Are y'all from Lietevesi?
wArlord: Yeah, we are...
kHanatik: Apart from schistic who is from Vantaa, and DiCKiNSTASiA who is from Kuopio.
ANTEL: And what was the realnames of y'all?
schistic: NOT GONNA TELL!
kHanatik: It is indeed extremely lame to reveal one's IRL name in scene contexts.
wArlord: I would've told it...
kHanatik: IRL names are not revealed in scene contexts, this is a major rule!
ANTEL: Fuck's sake, we told y'all too.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We wouldn't needed to know nuffin' about ya once we saw yar lamer T-shirts...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, right! Not interested in any lamers' realnames!
kHanatik: But you might still know us by another name, if you indeed are MBnet users from Pyhäsalmi.
JONTEL: PyhäJÄRVI!!!
wHitedodge: The conductor just came back.
kHanatik: Do go to check the other car.
wHitedodge: Roger!
ANTEL: Err... are y'all the folks who's in MBnet by the name "Pyhäsalmi library"...?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Cheesus, it took ya quite fuckin' long to do such a simple deductive problem!!
JONTEL: Well, SORRY!!!
ANTEL: But hey, for the fuck's sake, YER BEIN' FOR REAL THAT "PYHÄSALMI LIBRARY", WOW!!!
ANTEL: We adore y'all so much, as y'all got to take that account to y'allselves afore we even got our mawdems!!
JONTEL: Although it's totally unfair that y'all be usin' a MikroBitti subscription paid from other folks' tax money!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, it's yar fault, being a bunch of slow loserz dammit...
wHitedodge: No enemies in this train!
kHanatik: Excellent!
ANTEL: Enemies...?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Listen to me, we've got so tuff groupwars that MBnet lamers like that don't even have da brainz to grasp it!
kHanatik: Indeed. Our crew, CWU, is in an eternal war against a North-Karelian crew, Wampires.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We started with just demofights but then all kindsa fuckin' tuff hackerwars got on top of it...
kHanatik: Our crew is one of the leading system-cracking crews in Finland.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we've got all da servers of the parliament house owned, and MTV3 Teletext is also rooted, and -
ANTEL: WOWWW!!!
kHanatik: The secret of our superhuman computer skills are the hardcore occult-mental techniques we practice.
ANTEL: Wowww, y'all be risen over us like helluva much in just aboot everthang!!
kHanatik: Despite this, we might be able to accept a small favour from you.
ANTEL: For real?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, ya could like get greetz from us in our demo if ya do this.
ANTEL: I'm interested!! For real, it'd be so great if y'all greeted us!!
JONTEL: So, what's we gonna do?
kHanatik: Walk before us until we get to the partyplace and check before us whether there are Wampires or other skinheads in the area.
ANTEL: Be they some skinheads, that crew??
kHanatik: Affirmative.
ANTEL: Phew-ew!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We do get it if this gets too tuff to MBnet lamers like that -
JONTEL: It's okay for me at least!!
ANTEL: Yeah, I'm brave enuff too!!
kHanatik: Excellent. It is a deal, then?
ANTEL: It's a deal!!
wArlord: So, once we've switched the train in Ylivieska, then y'all could check thru the whole train for us...
JONTEL: We've gotta wait the train there for at least an hour...
wArlord: And it's quite unlikely anyway, that them Wampires would take all the way aroond Jyväskylä to -
wHitedodge: The train is not even coming from Jyväskylä!
wArlord: Is that so?
wHitedodge: The Helsinki-Oulu train goes through Tampere and Seinäjoki, not Jyväskylä...
wArlord: Man, ye've memorized all the train timetables for real!
wHitedodge: Trains are entirely superiour and fascinating, in my opinion.
wArlord: Yeah yeah, guess we know that...
KUULUTUS: Dear passengers, we are arriving in Ylivieska.
kHanatik: Allright.
wHitedodge: There's another fast-train on the next track!
wArlord: So?
wHitedodge: I do not think there should be a train there, unless it is the fast-train 53 running seriously late.
kHanatik: The one from Helsinki to Oulu?
wHitedodge: Affirmative.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Gosh-dammit then, let's hurry up then so we can jump into it!
schistic: Yeah, I wouldn't care about waitin' for another hour...
kHanatik: So, let us indeed immediately move there.
...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Damn it was so tight!
wArlord: But at least we all got in.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Plus those fuckin' MBnet lamers.
wArlord: Do go to look thru the whole train if there's any skinheads there.
ANTEL: Allright, we're goin'...
schistic: I guess there's quite a lot of scene in this train...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, guess there's quite a big portion of Helsinki and Tampere scenes...
kHanatik: Indeed. Do pay attention on your habituses, in order to not appear lame.
JONTEL: There was one skinhead a few cars away!!!
kHanatik: Only one?
ANTEL: There was another one next to him!
kHanatik: Could someone of us go to assert that it is not Wampires?
wHitedodge: I can go.
kHanatik: The rest uf us could also follow you after a few steps.
wArlord: Yeah, and it might be nice if we found some seats to sit in.
...
ANTEL: Right there.
wHitedodge: It's just a eleven-in-a-dozen skinhead, not Wampires -
TUSINASKINI: YA SAID WHAT???
wHitedodge: We are looking for members of the Wampires democrew, not mere eleven-in-a-dozen skinheads.
TUSINASKINI: FUCK'S SAKE, SOME TOTAL NOBODY COMES TO SPIT AT OUR FACES THAT WE'RE SOME FUCKIN' ELEVEN-IN-A-DOZEN SKINHEADS!
wHitedodge: Well, I am sorry...
TUSINASKINI2: AND IS EVEN FUCKIN' BRAGGIN' WITH SOME FORMAL LANGUAGE, DAMMIT!
TUSINASKINI: YAR GONNA GET A PIECE OF US!
wHitedodge: STRIKE FIRE, SKYBIRD!
TÄRSKIS!
TUSINASKINI: Fuckin' dammit...
TUSINASKINI2: Whatta fuck didya do??
TUSINASKINI: Go away... stay fuckin' far from us with yar magic tricks!!
...
ANTEL: He conjured some lightning strike on him, for real!!
kHanatik: We did see what happened.
wArlord: Did ye really need to get all the way to the magicks, dammit...
kHanatik: You should indeed have had some more consideration regarding your use of magick.
wHitedodge: But he was already intending to use physical violence against me!
SPHINX: Hey, dammit, were ya them CWU doodz?
kHanatik: Yes, we are.
SPHINX: Quite a nice lightning ya had, for a PC lightning. Almost on the level with the one in Örebro in eighty-eight -
wArlord: I see.
SPHINX: And hey, the scene stuff's concentrated in the conductor car, a few cars to that direction... come there?
kHanatik: We shall consider your suggestion.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, yar even considering not going, when an eleet guy from Black Quartz fuckin' asks us to join!?
kHanatik: Indeed. This was such a remarkable homage towards us that it is the wisest for us to accept it.
schistic: But the MBnet lamers shouldn't come there to spoil our reputation!
ANTEL: Okey...
...
NOLETZ: Hullo.
DRBLOOD: Look at that, it's Lietevesi!
dr.TREmolo: Oh, just some fuckin' CWU lamers.
wArlord: So, y'all folks found an electric socket and started codin'?
WHaLERiDER: Fuck's sake, our demo's still so damn unfinished!!
NOLETZ: It's been lookin' all finished to my eye, for some time already.
DRBLOOD: Yeah, shut the PC junk off already! Ye can twiddle yer code anytime at home, but there ain't parties even every month!
SPHINX: And if ya were tuff doodz for real, then ya'd only start makin' yar demo after the deadline and win anyway!
dr.TREmolo: Guess yar ain't gettin' how tuff the competition is on da PC scene nowadays. There's Doomrapers, Dubius, Cobravision and others...
SPHINX: Don't fuckin teach yar dad to fuck, dammit! Black Quartz Party, Örebro, eighty-eight -
wArlord: Speakin' of eighty-eight, have y'all happened to see any Wampires members?
SPHINX: Whatta fuckin' Wampires -
dr.TREmolo: The only PC crew that's even shittier than CWU!
SPHINX: There were no PC crews in da year 88!
wArlord: Hey, eighty-eight is like Heil Hitler in this case...
SPHINX: So, some Nazi crew then? There were only commie crews in '88!
DRBLOOD: It's quite a decadence in today's scene, havin' to become Nazis to stand out from the rest of the lamers!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Just what we're been thinkin', dammit...
DRBLOOD: And there are also some occult crews and others on the PC scene, overshadowin' the computers altogether!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, didn't ya also have some occult stuff sometime, dammit?
DRBLOOD: We've got priorities in things... the occults are worth nuffin' if the guy doin' it can't even do stable raster!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We're also gonna release a fuckin' tuff demo in the PC compo!
dr.TREmolo: CWU lamers and "a fuckin' tuff demo", bwahahah!
kHanatik: Our demo has occult enhancement. I do not believe Cyrbion has nearly as advanced entrainment techniques as we.
WHaLERiDER: Well, we've got tuff light routines and optimized shadin' loops FOR REAL!
WHaLERiDER: We don't need no lamer designs or reality shifts to compensate for da shitty code!
dr.TREmolo: Yeah, compared to da CWU clowns, we've got at least a hundred time more advanced codez -
SPHINX: PC lamers and their "advanced codez", bwahahah!
wArlord: We're gettin' closer to Oulu, by the way, got past Ruukki ages ago already...
WHaLERiDER: Yeah, it might be da time to pack up our computer -
dr.TREmolo: We ain't gonna pack nuffin'! At least if some lamer from some backwaters crew says so!
kHanatik: We should get back to the MBnet lamers to discuss our plans.
dr.TREmolo: MBnet lamers, bwahahah! Ya've gotten quite high-quality co-operation partners for yar crew -
...
JONTEL: So, we're gonna take off from the train first, and then sign if there's skinheads on the platform or not?
kHanatik: Affirmative.
...
kHanatik: I believe it would be the best for you to walk to the other end of the tunnel and then check for ambush there.
ANTEL: Okey...
...
wArlord: There's quite a grass aroond that partyplace there.
ANTEL: There seems to be some skinhead bunch sittin' there...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, that's da motherfuckers there!
wHitedodge: I indeed feel like attacking them now! May I not?
kHanatik: It is better for us to wait for the optimal moment, unless Wampires notice us before it.
wArlord: Yeah, that was the plan, right...
JONTEL: But could I and ANTEL get inside already?
kHanatik: Do go.
ANTEL: Okey... but see y'all inside then, once y'all came to finish that demo of y'alls to our computer!
kHanatik: Let us see there.
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