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--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x6D --==Oo==--

date .......... fri 1996-06-07 at 18:48

location ...... pyhaesalmi railwaystation @ pyhaejaervi

present ....... kHanatik / cwu
		wHitedodge / cwu
		wArlord / cwu
		nEopardy / cwu
		mR.mEgAsTuFf / cwu
		sChistic / cwu [from vantaa]
		DiCKiNSTASiA / cwu [from kuopio]
		ritu tossavainen [mR.mEAsTuFf's mother]
		pentti kopsanen [wHitedodge's father]
		+ some lamers

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RITU: ...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: ...

kHanatik: ...

RITU: Been some good weathers lately.

wHitedodge: ...

PENTTI: Right, it's been.

DiCKiNSTASiA: ...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: ...

RITU: Now, there's the train comin' now.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah.

RITU: Be careful then, and win all the contests!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we're gonna be dammit... quit yar nannyin' there and fuck off!!!

RITU: Well, it's good to look that y'all get safely onboard -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Do we fuckin' look like some kids to ya, who don't know nuffin' on their own?!?

wArlord: Get onboard already, dammit.

RITU: Good trip to y'all! And call us once y'all -

SLAM!

kHanatik: Does it appear as if Wampires were in this train, wHitedodge?

wHitedodge: It does not appear so.

kHanatik: And what about after looking through the door?

wHitedodge: No.

kHanatik: Good. Walk through the car and give us a sign once you are sure that there are no Wampires members in the car.

wHitedodge: All clear.

...

kHanatik: Look in the next car next.

KONDUKTÖÖRI: And Pyhäsalmi passengers...

wHitedodge: There don't seem to be Wampires either in the second car. May I check it?

kHanatik: Let us first let our tickets checked.

wHitedodge: Affirmative, let us do so.

KONDUKTÖÖRI: Thank yous...

wArlord: There's that.

KONDUKTÖÖRI: Thank you... thank you... do find some seats for y'all, boys.

wHitedodge: We need to first make sure that there are no enemies in the train.

KONDUKTÖÖRI: Krhm...

KONDUKTÖÖRI: And Pyhäsalmi...

wHitedodge: May I go to check the second car already?

wArlord: Do check the rest of 'em at once.

wHitedodge: There are no more cars! The first one is the engine!

kHanatik: Maybe it is the best for you to wait until the conductor returns from the car number one.

wArlord: And the rest of us could get to sit somewhere already.

kHanatik: Let us do that, indeed.

DiCKiNSTASiA: Did y'all notice them two dudes with the peecee...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, dammit, with some fuckin' MBNET T-SHIRTS!

schistic: Gosh, some folks are makin' clowns of themselves!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck, are they comin' to us??

kHanatik: Indeed.

ANTEL: Hey dudes... don't y'all happen to be goin' to Abduction?

kHanatik: Depends on who is asking.

ANTEL: I am Antti, that's ANTEL, and there's Joonas...

JONTEL: JONTEL.

kHanatik: All clear.

ANTEL: Where are yer computers?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, only some fuckin' gamer-lamers take computers with 'em to parties, dammit!!!

ANTEL: Oh, okey. We thought it'd be like the main point in them parties, bein' at yer computer.

JONTEL: Especially when there's a fixed Internet connection durin' the weekend!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: There's a fixed Internet everyplace in Oulu, dammit...

wArlord: Are y'all from Pyhäsalmi?

JONTEL: Pyhäjärvi...

wArlord: Oh, yeah, guess it switched its old name back.

JONTEL: Yeah... or actually, it's Pyhäjärvi City nowadays.

wArlord: Quite helluva city, it ain't much bigger than Lietevesi!

JONTEL: Well, we've actually got six thousand people, Lietevesi's only got three thousand or something! We've got like double as much!

ANTEL: Are y'all from Lietevesi?

wArlord: Yeah, we are...

kHanatik: Apart from schistic who is from Vantaa, and DiCKiNSTASiA who is from Kuopio.

ANTEL: And what was the realnames of y'all?

schistic: NOT GONNA TELL!

kHanatik: It is indeed extremely lame to reveal one's IRL name in scene contexts.

wArlord: I would've told it...

kHanatik: IRL names are not revealed in scene contexts, this is a major rule!

ANTEL: Fuck's sake, we told y'all too.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We wouldn't needed to know nuffin' about ya once we saw yar lamer T-shirts...

DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, right! Not interested in any lamers' realnames!

kHanatik: But you might still know us by another name, if you indeed are MBnet users from Pyhäsalmi.

JONTEL: PyhäJÄRVI!!!

wHitedodge: The conductor just came back.

kHanatik: Do go to check the other car.

wHitedodge: Roger!

ANTEL: Err... are y'all the folks who's in MBnet by the name "Pyhäsalmi library"...?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Cheesus, it took ya quite fuckin' long to do such a simple deductive problem!!

JONTEL: Well, SORRY!!!

ANTEL: But hey, for the fuck's sake, YER BEIN' FOR REAL THAT "PYHÄSALMI LIBRARY", WOW!!!

ANTEL: We adore y'all so much, as y'all got to take that account to y'allselves afore we even got our mawdems!!

JONTEL: Although it's totally unfair that y'all be usin' a MikroBitti subscription paid from other folks' tax money!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, it's yar fault, being a bunch of slow loserz dammit...

wHitedodge: No enemies in this train!

kHanatik: Excellent!

ANTEL: Enemies...?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Listen to me, we've got so tuff groupwars that MBnet lamers like that don't even have da brainz to grasp it!

kHanatik: Indeed. Our crew, CWU, is in an eternal war against a North-Karelian crew, Wampires.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We started with just demofights but then all kindsa fuckin' tuff hackerwars got on top of it...

kHanatik: Our crew is one of the leading system-cracking crews in Finland.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we've got all da servers of the parliament house owned, and MTV3 Teletext is also rooted, and -

ANTEL: WOWWW!!!

kHanatik: The secret of our superhuman computer skills are the hardcore occult-mental techniques we practice.

ANTEL: Wowww, y'all be risen over us like helluva much in just aboot everthang!!

kHanatik: Despite this, we might be able to accept a small favour from you.

ANTEL: For real?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, ya could like get greetz from us in our demo if ya do this.

ANTEL: I'm interested!! For real, it'd be so great if y'all greeted us!!

JONTEL: So, what's we gonna do?

kHanatik: Walk before us until we get to the partyplace and check before us whether there are Wampires or other skinheads in the area.

ANTEL: Be they some skinheads, that crew??

kHanatik: Affirmative.

ANTEL: Phew-ew!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We do get it if this gets too tuff to MBnet lamers like that -

JONTEL: It's okay for me at least!!

ANTEL: Yeah, I'm brave enuff too!!

kHanatik: Excellent. It is a deal, then?

ANTEL: It's a deal!!

wArlord: So, once we've switched the train in Ylivieska, then y'all could check thru the whole train for us...

JONTEL: We've gotta wait the train there for at least an hour...

wArlord: And it's quite unlikely anyway, that them Wampires would take all the way aroond Jyväskylä to -

wHitedodge: The train is not even coming from Jyväskylä!

wArlord: Is that so?

wHitedodge: The Helsinki-Oulu train goes through Tampere and Seinäjoki, not Jyväskylä...

wArlord: Man, ye've memorized all the train timetables for real!

wHitedodge: Trains are entirely superiour and fascinating, in my opinion.

wArlord: Yeah yeah, guess we know that...

KUULUTUS: Dear passengers, we are arriving in Ylivieska.

kHanatik: Allright.

wHitedodge: There's another fast-train on the next track!

wArlord: So?

wHitedodge: I do not think there should be a train there, unless it is the fast-train 53 running seriously late.

kHanatik: The one from Helsinki to Oulu?

wHitedodge: Affirmative.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Gosh-dammit then, let's hurry up then so we can jump into it!

schistic: Yeah, I wouldn't care about waitin' for another hour...

kHanatik: So, let us indeed immediately move there.

...

DiCKiNSTASiA: Damn it was so tight!

wArlord: But at least we all got in.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Plus those fuckin' MBnet lamers.

wArlord: Do go to look thru the whole train if there's any skinheads there.

ANTEL: Allright, we're goin'...

schistic: I guess there's quite a lot of scene in this train...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, guess there's quite a big portion of Helsinki and Tampere scenes...

kHanatik: Indeed. Do pay attention on your habituses, in order to not appear lame.

JONTEL: There was one skinhead a few cars away!!!

kHanatik: Only one?

ANTEL: There was another one next to him!

kHanatik: Could someone of us go to assert that it is not Wampires?

wHitedodge: I can go.

kHanatik: The rest uf us could also follow you after a few steps.

wArlord: Yeah, and it might be nice if we found some seats to sit in.

...

ANTEL: Right there.

wHitedodge: It's just a eleven-in-a-dozen skinhead, not Wampires -

TUSINASKINI: YA SAID WHAT???

wHitedodge: We are looking for members of the Wampires democrew, not mere eleven-in-a-dozen skinheads.

TUSINASKINI: FUCK'S SAKE, SOME TOTAL NOBODY COMES TO SPIT AT OUR FACES THAT WE'RE SOME FUCKIN' ELEVEN-IN-A-DOZEN SKINHEADS!

wHitedodge: Well, I am sorry...

TUSINASKINI2: AND IS EVEN FUCKIN' BRAGGIN' WITH SOME FORMAL LANGUAGE, DAMMIT!

TUSINASKINI: YAR GONNA GET A PIECE OF US!

wHitedodge: STRIKE FIRE, SKYBIRD!

TÄRSKIS!

TUSINASKINI: Fuckin' dammit...

TUSINASKINI2: Whatta fuck didya do??

TUSINASKINI: Go away... stay fuckin' far from us with yar magic tricks!!

...

ANTEL: He conjured some lightning strike on him, for real!!

kHanatik: We did see what happened.

wArlord: Did ye really need to get all the way to the magicks, dammit...

kHanatik: You should indeed have had some more consideration regarding your use of magick.

wHitedodge: But he was already intending to use physical violence against me!

SPHINX: Hey, dammit, were ya them CWU doodz?

kHanatik: Yes, we are.

SPHINX: Quite a nice lightning ya had, for a PC lightning. Almost on the level with the one in Örebro in eighty-eight -

wArlord: I see.

SPHINX: And hey, the scene stuff's concentrated in the conductor car, a few cars to that direction... come there?

kHanatik: We shall consider your suggestion.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, yar even considering not going, when an eleet guy from Black Quartz fuckin' asks us to join!?

kHanatik: Indeed. This was such a remarkable homage towards us that it is the wisest for us to accept it.

schistic: But the MBnet lamers shouldn't come there to spoil our reputation!

ANTEL: Okey...

...

NOLETZ: Hullo.

DRBLOOD: Look at that, it's Lietevesi!

dr.TREmolo: Oh, just some fuckin' CWU lamers.

wArlord: So, y'all folks found an electric socket and started codin'?

WHaLERiDER: Fuck's sake, our demo's still so damn unfinished!!

NOLETZ: It's been lookin' all finished to my eye, for some time already.

DRBLOOD: Yeah, shut the PC junk off already! Ye can twiddle yer code anytime at home, but there ain't parties even every month!

SPHINX: And if ya were tuff doodz for real, then ya'd only start makin' yar demo after the deadline and win anyway!

dr.TREmolo: Guess yar ain't gettin' how tuff the competition is on da PC scene nowadays. There's Doomrapers, Dubius, Cobravision and others...

SPHINX: Don't fuckin teach yar dad to fuck, dammit! Black Quartz Party, Örebro, eighty-eight -

wArlord: Speakin' of eighty-eight, have y'all happened to see any Wampires members?

SPHINX: Whatta fuckin' Wampires -

dr.TREmolo: The only PC crew that's even shittier than CWU!

SPHINX: There were no PC crews in da year 88!

wArlord: Hey, eighty-eight is like Heil Hitler in this case...

SPHINX: So, some Nazi crew then? There were only commie crews in '88!

DRBLOOD: It's quite a decadence in today's scene, havin' to become Nazis to stand out from the rest of the lamers!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Just what we're been thinkin', dammit...

DRBLOOD: And there are also some occult crews and others on the PC scene, overshadowin' the computers altogether!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, didn't ya also have some occult stuff sometime, dammit?

DRBLOOD: We've got priorities in things... the occults are worth nuffin' if the guy doin' it can't even do stable raster!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We're also gonna release a fuckin' tuff demo in the PC compo!

dr.TREmolo: CWU lamers and "a fuckin' tuff demo", bwahahah!

kHanatik: Our demo has occult enhancement. I do not believe Cyrbion has nearly as advanced entrainment techniques as we.

WHaLERiDER: Well, we've got tuff light routines and optimized shadin' loops FOR REAL!

WHaLERiDER: We don't need no lamer designs or reality shifts to compensate for da shitty code!

dr.TREmolo: Yeah, compared to da CWU clowns, we've got at least a hundred time more advanced codez -

SPHINX: PC lamers and their "advanced codez", bwahahah!

wArlord: We're gettin' closer to Oulu, by the way, got past Ruukki ages ago already...

WHaLERiDER: Yeah, it might be da time to pack up our computer -

dr.TREmolo: We ain't gonna pack nuffin'! At least if some lamer from some backwaters crew says so!

kHanatik: We should get back to the MBnet lamers to discuss our plans.

dr.TREmolo: MBnet lamers, bwahahah! Ya've gotten quite high-quality co-operation partners for yar crew -

...

JONTEL: So, we're gonna take off from the train first, and then sign if there's skinheads on the platform or not?

kHanatik: Affirmative.

...

kHanatik: I believe it would be the best for you to walk to the other end of the tunnel and then check for ambush there.

ANTEL: Okey...

...

wArlord: There's quite a grass aroond that partyplace there.

ANTEL: There seems to be some skinhead bunch sittin' there...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, that's da motherfuckers there!

wHitedodge: I indeed feel like attacking them now! May I not?

kHanatik: It is better for us to wait for the optimal moment, unless Wampires notice us before it.

wArlord: Yeah, that was the plan, right...

JONTEL: But could I and ANTEL get inside already?

kHanatik: Do go.

ANTEL: Okey... but see y'all inside then, once y'all came to finish that demo of y'alls to our computer!

kHanatik: Let us see there.

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