««- · CWU MEMOiRS 0x69 · -»»
--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x69 --==Oo==--
date .......... fri 1996-04-26 at 18:30
location ...... joensuu railway station
present ....... wampires members [murder, goremancer, psycotic]
cwu members [makaron, whitedodge]
more cwu members in train [warlord, khanatik, dickinstasia]--==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==--
KUULUTUS: Commuter train 725 from Pieksämäki arrives at track one.
mAkaron: Seems they're comin' outta that there wagon.
wArlord: Howdy-ho.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hi...
mAkaron: Hiii...
wHitedodge: Excellently superiour salutation to you.
kHanatik: Likewise to you.
mAkaron: Was it a hard trip?
DiCKiNSTASiA: Well, at Pieksämäki station there was some drunkard beggin' tobacco from us who dinna believe we dinna have any...
wHitedodge: Apparently schistic did not arrive with the same train?
DiCKiNSTASiA: She took that Kouvola train that's only gonna be here like in an hour or so...
wArlord: And whaddaboot y'all? Did y'all have a good preparty?
mAkaron: They were tuff as hell, even though CWU kilju is better than Wampires kilju...
GOREMANCER: A biased assessment!
wHitedodge: I did not get that kilju nearly at all, as I am supposedly of a lower race!
PSYCOTIC: Guess 'twas rather 'cause ye ain't been very useful for us..
MURDER: Right, dammit!
wArlord: I've got some of our own kilju with me. And of course we can bring some drinks from the store also.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But is anybody of us eighteen yet?
GOREMANCER: At least I'm...
mAkaron: They ain't asked my ID either, once this mustache appeared on my face...
MURDER: Good then! GOREMANCER wouldna brought nuffin' for y'all anyway!
kHanatik: So, we are no longer co-operative partners?
MURDER: Y'all ain't! We've already done with the co-operations we agree about, and we ain't interested in nuffin' more!
PSYCOTIC: Y'all fuckin' sent to our preparty some low-raced Russkie mongoloid and some anarchist punk plannin' to go to the civilian service!!
MURDER: Right! Y'all fuckin' insulted us from the bottom of our hearts! We ain't fuckin' gonna bring y'all nuffin' from the store!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, why in fuck did ya come to meet us at the station if ya think like that??
PSYCOTIC: Well, we've gotta be with y'all when we enter the demo in the compo, to make sure y'all won't cheat with it!!
kHanatik: I would not have guessed our co-operative partnership to have deteriorated so badly.
wArlord: Well, guess they start takin' it easier once they start gettin' drunk once again.
kHanatik: Also the arrival of schistic may help rebuilding our relationship.
MURDER: Yeah, that Sistik seems like a worthy bedhopper.
GOREMANCER: Should we now get to the store so that we'd get to the partyplace by tonight?
wArlord: Well, we might consider that, yeah.
[PARTYPLACE]
JUCCIZ: DUKE!!!
PECCIZ: NAW, GUAKE!!!
JUCCIZ: NAW, DUKE!!! Duke's got one-player mode too!!!
PECCIZ: Fuck, that GewTest is still some alpha version and that's why it's only got multiplayer!!!
TABBIZ: Yeah, in the summer there's gonna be the final version of Guake, and it's gonna BEAT ALL THE MISERABLE DUKES 100-0!!!
JUCCIZ: LET'S JUST SEE THAT!!! I FOR ONE AM GONNA SWEAR BY DUKE 'CAUSE IT'S THE BEST!!
PECCIZ: NAW, GUAKE IS!!!
JUCCIZ: DUKE!!!
PECCIZ: GUAKE!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: GOSH-DAMMIT what a bunch of FUCKIN' LAME people!!!
kHanatik: Indeed! The lameness field emanating from these lamers appears downright fatal.
MURDER: This here Demolition actually felt like some fuckin shitty subhuman party even before...
PSYCOTIC: Yeah, clearly just the Karelian natives be here and the master-race folks left home!
wArlord: I s'pose the elite crews start showin' up durin' the night, once they get here from Helsinki and the like ...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I really hope so! So I wouldn't need to FUCKIN' BLOW UP MY HEAD IN DA MIDDLE OF THOSE GAMER-LAMERS!!!
mAkaron: Wonder where the infodesk is...
wArlord: I guess it was there in the entrance hall, where we bought our tickets...
mAkaron: Oh, yeah, right.
PSYCOTIC: So, let's get there quickly then dammit!
...
PORKKALA: Hey look, it's the CWU dudes! HI!!!
mAkaron: Fuckin' PORKKALA of MAHTI, howdy-ho!!
PORKKALA: Gimme a hug??
DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, let's hug!!
*HUG!*
PSYCOTIC: UGH, GOD-FUCKIN'-DAMMIT WHATTA BUNCH OF JEW FAGS!!!
MURDER: YUUCK!!!
MURDER: We're gonna grab our beers NOW and leave these gamerlamers and huggerfags!!!
PSYCOTIC: Hold on one more sec, let's fill in this entry form first...
PSYCOTIC: There.
ARHIPPA: Mmm... well, it's okay with this. We'll announce if yer disk was broken or sump'n.
PSYCOTIC: Allright.
wArlord: I guess we might come for a beer soon...
PSYCOTIC: I FUCKIN' HOPE Y'ALL WON'T, Y'ALL FUCKIN' COCKSUCKERS!!!
wArlord: Oh, so be it then, dammit.
PORKKALA: Were them some of them Wampires?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, they were.
PORKKALA: They've clearly got some helluva problems with themselves.
mAkaron: Yeah, and on top of that they take totally seriously all of their Nazi things and skinhead ideologies!
PORKKALA: Yar gotta be kiddin'?
wHitedodge: That is correct! I did not get nearly not any kilju at the preparty, because they considered me as a non-white person!
PORKKALA: I thought they were only doin' it for some punkish laughs, pretendin' to be Nazis and hardcore Satanists...
mAkaron: That was what we thought also...
wArlord: Well, the world IS full of all kindsa skiers.
mAkaron: And I reckon they're somehow very suspicious too... the kinda folks who could do anythang for real in the name of their ideology.
PORKKALA: Ya mean, they could like kill somebody?
mAkaron: Yeah. Especially now that they've gathered some real Joensuu skinheads who kick grannies on the streets every day...
wHitedodge: At least I would much rather be amongst your company than amongst Wampires!
PORKKALA: Yeah, I would also be with any kinds of lamers rather than some tight-ass Nazies...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But who are these friends of yars? They don't look like MAHTI members at least...
MARACK: We actually met in the Gatenet meeting...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, ya were that video clown from ELC, and ya were from Cobravision...
ARHIPPA: I'm also from Cobravision, ARHiPPA.
PUAVOX: And I'm PuAVoX, I'm just one of them locals who ain't in naw crews yet.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, d'ya do anything in da scene, if yar not even in a crew?
ARHIPPA: Well, I mostly copy videos here in the Joensuu area...
MARACK: Yeah, them Babylon 5 tapes which my British contact first sends me to Kuopio.
BREADER: By the way, d'ye have them third-seson tapes with ye...?
MARACK: Yeah... two tapes, four episodes each.
BREADER: We could like show them with the projector today, 'cause we ain't got no compos yet!
ARHIPPA: That'd be one pig-tuff idea!!
PUAVOX: Have we got a VCR?
ARHIPPA: Yeah, we've got one, 'cause we need one to show the wild compo entries...
PUAVOX: Oh, yeah, right, okay then!
BREADER: I heard it's gotten even better now that the plot started properly!
MARACK: Yeah, and it's got even tuffer space battles than afore, now that they got a totally new ship in the first episode!!
ARHIPPA: Woowww!!
MARACK: Whitestar... like the tuffest ship ever!!! It's like a Minbari ship that's also got Vorlon tech in it!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, right, we believe that yar damn competent in pressing play in one VCR and record in another...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But d'ya do anything, like, with yar computers?
PUAVOX: Well, we do have some game projects...
PORKKALA: I guess ya've seen my game already... Väinämöic Warriors...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, but I dinna fuckin' get it at all 'cause I should've read some hundred kilobytes of manual to even get the keyboard commands...
PORKKALA: Well, I'm now working on Väinämöic Warriors 2 where I've slightly fixed the shortcomings of the first one...
BREADER: Oh, how's that how ye've improved it?
PORKKALA: Three times more commands and things to do, and five times more items and a fuckin' bunch of more realism!
PORKKALA: Ya can like accidentally blunder in just aboot anything... Even stumble when walkin' and break yar head when ya fall... REALISM!!!
ARHIPPA: Did ye already put in the possibility of growin' potatoes?
PORKKALA: Yeah, and ya can even get food poisonin' from the potato... or if ya have too one-sided diet ya can get scurvy and the like.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: GODDAMMIT ya've got so fuckin' masochistic taste for games!!!
PUAVOX: I'm actually much more into much simpler games... I've now been makin' a kinda cave-flyer with DJGPP.
ARHIPPA: Does the shootin' work in that already?
PUAVOX: Yeah...
ARHIPPA: And it supports four players at maximum, right?
PUAVOX: Yeah...
ARHIPPA: Hey, in that case we're gonna play a match tonight!!!
PUAVOX: Yeah, let's do it, it's good to test the multiplayer properly!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Some cave-flyer sounds like so damn lame... ain't like every other MBnet lamer got some project like that?
PUAVOX: Yeah, but KYRPÄRAKETTI is a hundred times more nihilistic than its competitors together!!
PORKKALA: Like, in what way?
PUAVOX: Well, the ships sometimes blow up randomly on their own, and rocks may fall on ye in the caves...
PUAVOX: All that kindsa random factors ya can't predict at all! It gives lotsa compensation to the worse players!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But I think that playin' something like that WOULD MAKE ME PISSED OFF LIKE HELL, not bein' able to trust in one's skill at all!
PUAVOX: By the way, how's your Joensuu game, ARHiPPA?
wArlord: Oh, so there's a Joensuu game...
ARHIPPA: Well, ye can already hit yer opponents and drink beer...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, ya've like made some uselses SpurguX clone as if there weren't a dozen of 'em already?
ARHIPPA: Well, there ain't skinheads in SpurguX!
wArlord: Actually, there are them...
mAkaron: Yeah, the big O letter is a skinhead.
ARHIPPA: Yeah, but they come up so rarely and they're never in gangs like in the real-life Joensuu!
PORKKALA: Right, there should be some kinda realism in that kinds of games that be based on reality!
ARHIPPA: Yeah, SpurguX is totally unrealistic 'cause everybody's just attackin' the player there...
ARHIPPA: In the Joensuu game, the skinheads attack everybody and even one another!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, if that realism's so fuckin' imporant for ya, then why ain't ya goin' to da streets for real and beat da skinheads there?
ARHIPPA: Err, well, it's "a bit" safer in a game than in reality...
BREADER: Them here Joensuu skinheads are dangerous for real, so it's better to face them in just a game world.
ARHIPPA: But the game's useful for practisin' tactics for a case that ye get surrounded by skinhead gangs for real...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, right, right. But now that ya've come to a demoparty, d'ya fuckin' do any kinda DEMO STUFF?
BREADER: Well, CWU ain't released demos either...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We ain't got a chance to release any! Our coder defected to Wampires just before last Juhla...
BREADER: Well, releasin' some demo in the Juhla wouldna even be worth it, 'cause even their votin' system dinna work!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh?
BREADER: Their voting proggy dinna write nuffin' on the floppy with a Pentium!!
MARACK: Yeah, some fuckin' 486 and Amiga losers got to choose the winners... no wonder why Coma ended up second in the democompo!!
BREADER: Right, them don't get design at all! For them it's all enuff it there's just an effect after effect and some boob pics...
wHitedodge: But CWU is going to release a demo at this party!
mAkaron: Yeah, we made together with Wampires...
MARACK: Well, in that case y'all probably don't have some endless collection of meaningless pixeled boobs...
JUCCIZ: Hey, err, hey, SO Y'ALL ACTUALLY BE THE CWU FOR REAL???
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we are that.
JUCCIZ: WOOWWW!! CWU!!!
PECCIZ: We adore y'all so damn lots!!! We've like laughed our asses off at them there lamecaptures of y'alls!!
JUCCIZ: Yeah, y'alls captures are like the best!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Who da fuck are ya anyway?
PECCIZ: We're DiMENSiONS CREW... I'm PECCiZ and that's JUCCiZ and TABBiZ.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And what've ya done on da scene?
JUCCIZ: Well... we ain't done nuffin' yet...
PECCIZ: Except that I tried to make a lamecapture but dinna release it, 'cause it was at such a low quality compared to y'all's...
TABBIZ: We actually did make an infofile...
JUCCIZ: Yeah, and we even ordered this kinda t-shirts with the text "DIMENSIONS CREW - WE MAKE INFOFILES!"
TABBIZ: We also chat in MBnet as a crew... so that there's always "/DC" at the end of our nicks.
PECCIZ: Yeah, we've gotten a lot of fame as an MBnet chat crew, and many folks would like to join us as chatters!!
TABBIZ: But could we go to continue playin' already...?
JUCCIZ: Yeah, let's go, I'm just gonna buy a Pepsi at this desk...
PECCIZ: And Ill uy a Coke, 'cause it's A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER THAN PEPSI!!
JUCCIZ: FUCKIN' FAG!!! IT'S COKE THAT'S THE BEST!!!
PECCIZ: NAW, IT'S PEPSI!!!
JUCCIZ: COKE!!!
PECCIZ: PEPSI!!!
JUCCIZ: COKE!!!
PECCIZ: PEPSI!!!
...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: NO, FUCKIN' FUCK WHAT A BUNCH OF LAMERS!!!
wArlord: Yeah, I guess it's the best idea to booze outside...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THERE'S LIKE FIFTY WAMPIRES SKINHEADS OUTSIDE! Inside ya'd die of annoyance, and that's much more painful than violence...
MURDER: Hey look, the CWU dudes, hi!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, hi...
MURDER: Yer so goddamn good guys! Hugs???
*HALI!*
schistic: Hey, hi!!! I just got here a while ago...
mAkaron: Yeah, it's the best idea to just stay here outside, it's so helluva lame inside for now.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: "THE REAL PARTY IS OUTSIDE" as they say!!
wArlord: Seems Wampires have drunk so much booze already that they're a bit less uptight aboot them there huggings even.
schistic: I guess Ive already met all these other Wampires but not the two of ya...
HONORBLOOD: Well, I'm HONORBLOOD.
KILLALLNEGERS: And I'm KILLALLNEGERS.
HONORBLOOD: And it was some Sistik, that nick of yers?
schistic: schistic.
HONORBLOOD: Yeah, that nEopardy has told aboot ya...
schistic: Yeah.
kHanatik: I am kHanatik, and here are wArlord, wHitedodge, mAkaron, DiCKiNSTASiA and mR.mEgAsTuFf.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, ya left me last once again, dammit...
HONORBLOOD: Well, them two of y'all actually were at our preparty last night...
kHanatik: Oh, yes, indeed.
MURDER: We reckon y'all be quite good doodz for real... not many crews in the Finnish scene have an attitude like yers!!
GOREMANCER: Yeah, there's far too few real occultist crews. Even if we slightly disagree about ideologies...
PSYCOTIC: Yeah, occultist crews hafta stick together, even them who don't support national-socialist revolution!
GOREMANCER: Do take draughts of beer, in the name of occult scene co-operation!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: *glug*
kHanatik: *glug*
wArlord: *glug*
wHitedodge: *glug*
mAkaron: *glug*
DiCKiNSTASiA: *glug*
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But is there any more scene boozin' here at the yard? I ain't seen nuffin' but CWU and Wampires members...
HONORBLOOD: Dunno about scene, but we invited our local pals some distance away.
wArlord: The organizers don't necessarily like that we booze here, 'cause boozin' is forbidden in the official rules...
PSYCOTIC: Yeah, maybe we should go to the place already then. And I guess the scene's gonna end up there some time too.
mAkaron: That could be like "Boozolition", as there's Boozembly too...
MURDER: Yeah, "Boozolition", that's a good one!
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