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--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x69 --==Oo==--
date .......... sat 1996-04-27 at 02:11
location ...... forests near joensuu railway depot
present ....... wampires members and their skinhead friends
cwu members--==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==--
PSYCOTIC: Y'all Savonian doods be true good doods for real! We've got the same enemies and all!
MURDER: Yeah, we've got the same enemies, and that's why we'd better be brothers-in-arms!! "The enemy of my enemy is my friend"!!
mAkaron: So, who's our enemies then?
MENGELE: CHRISTIANS!!!
HONORBLOOD: JEWS!!!
GOREMANCER: JUDEO-Christians!
HONORBLOOD: Yeah, Jews and Christians are basicly the same thang! Christiany makes everbody into crooked rottener-Jews!!
MURDER: And the worst of the rottener-Jews be the LAYMAN Christians!!!
GOREMANCER: Right, all the zealous evangelists are just laughin' stock, but the LAYMAN Christians are dangerous for real!!
PSYCOTIC: Yeah, it's the laymans who NORMALIZE Christianity! They make it into MASS CULTURE and force everbody to follow it!!
MURDER: I'm so fuckin' pissed aboot mass culture and all the law-abidin' ordinary mass folks, they SUCK!!
GOREMANCER: And the worst of the layman Christians are SOCIAL WORKERS and other PAMPERERS!
HONORBLOOD: Right, PAMPERERES always order them boats they use to force all kindsa shitskins from Africa to Finland!!!
MENGELE: And then our race gets weaker when they take all of our women and jobs and social benefits!!
MENGELE: And they always pamper the weaker material, like all the disableds and the like!! Who'd then get to make babies!
MURDER: Right! A straight-backed true Finnish man SURVIVES ALONE!! No need for PAMPERIN' or JOBS or SOCIAL BENEFITS!!
HONORBLOOD: OR WOMEN!!
MENGELE: RIGHT!! ALL THE OLDSCHOOL FINNISH MEN have a BLOODY AXE they do everthang with!! They kill all the elks and bears for food with it!!
KILLALLNEGERS: And them shitskins if they ever come to his woods!!
MURDER: All the BITCHES suck even in general!! Especially all the FEMINIST BITCHES!!
HONORBLOOD: Right, they've already gotten Helsinki to rule, but NORTHERN KARELIA IS NEVER GONNA ACCEPT FEMINIST ROTTENINGS FROM PAMPER-JEWS!!!
MURDER: HELSINKI GENTLEMEN are the worst bitches of all! Even if they had some stub for a dick, they're actually all ladies for real!!
MENGELE: Fuckin' HELSINKIANS!!! WE SHOULD KILL ALL OF 'EM DAMMIT!!! FUCKIN' FEMINIST PAMPERER HUMANISTS!!!
MENGELE: FUCK if some Helsinkian ever comes to our Liperi woods to babble her over-empathic humanist dung then we'd KILL HER!!
MURDER: RIGHT!! NATURAL SELECTION AND LAWS OF NATURE, DAMMIT!!
KILLALLNEGERS: AND THE SPIRIT OF THE WINTER WAR!!!
HONORBLOOD: FINLAND GOT ITS INDEPENDENCE IN THE WINTER WAR, AND WE'RE GONNA FUCKIN' STAY INDEPENDENT EVEN IF WE JOINED SOME JEWISH EU!!
wArlord: Err, well, Finland actually got its independence a bit earlier -
HONORBLOOD: FINLAND GOT ITS INDEPENDENCE IN WINTER WAR, PERIOD!! DON'T START GETTIN' SMART WITH SOME JEWISH FORGERIES OF HISTORY!!
PSYCOTIC: But hey, I actually reckon that HALF-Christians be far more worse than the layman Christians!!
GOREMANCER: RIGHT, all the fuckin CRYSTAL-KEEPING BITCHES who think they're some actual occultis or mages!
GOREMANCE: But whose whole belief system is just Christianity in disguise!!
MURDER: Wasna Samppa's mummy that kinda crystal-keepin' bitch??
nEopardy: Yeah, she is...
MURDER: And she actually forces ye to keep some protective crystal in yer room??
nEopardy: Yeah, she says she'd put me in some orphanage if I try to move 'em...
GOREMANCER: You should throw them away to get rid of your rottening half-Christianity!!
nEopardy: Yeah, I'm gonna throw 'em to some ditch once I get home...
MURDER: THROWIN' THEM TO A DITCH AIN'T ENUFF!!
GOREMANCER: Right, that kinda crystal are so tuff crystallizations of Jewishness that you need to get rid of them PROPERLY!!
MENGELE: Yeah, ye hafta MELT 'EM!!
nEopardy: We don't have a stove at home...
MENGELE: Well, it wouldna melt with an ordinary stove anyway... better get 'em to some metal meltery and THERE DESTROY 'EM COMPLETELY!!
nEopardy: I don't think we have one...
MURDER: Fuck's sake, y'all gotta have at least SOME factory that's still workin' in Lietevesi!!
nEopardy: Well, there's the pulp mill...
MURDER: Yeah, go to that pulp mill at night with 'em crystals of yers and then throw 'em into some furnace there!!
GOREMANCER: Only after that YER INITIATION WILL BE FINISHED!!! Before that yer gonna stay half-Christian and our enemy!!
mAkaron: But are y'all sure that there ain't no other half-Christians among y'all folks too?
GOREMANCER: Well, there can always be them, and that's why we've gotta keep our eyes full open!
MENGELE: Right, if some "man of ideology" drops even a SINGLE WRONG OPINION, we're gonna PUT UP INVESTIGATIONS AND PUNISHMENTS!
HONORBLOOD: Just like that! TRAITORS GET PAID WITH DEATH, DAMMIT!!
MENGELE: LONG LIVE BROTHERHOOD-IN-ARMS, DEATH TO TRAITORS!!!
HONORBLOOD: One day we're gonna GET FINLAND BACK!!
MENGELE: Yeah, once the Finnish people hates all the social hags big enuff, then there's gonna be a RIGHT BLOODY REVOLUTION!!
HONORBLOOD: And then we're gonna rise neo-Nazis and Satanists to the parliament and government!!
HONORBLOOD: Bitches or shitskins ain't gonna jump to our eyes then anymaw, goddammit!
MENGELE: I'm so fuckin' pissed aboot all the traitors-of-fatherland!! Gimme more beer?
GOREMANCER: I've run out of beer already at least...
MENGELE: Well, at least somebody's got it!! Soberin'-up fuckin' sucks!! I rather pass out and suffer the hangover in the mornin'!!
PSYCOTIC: mAkaron's still got two bottles!!
mAkaron: I actually reckoned aboot drinkin' 'em myself, as I bought 'em with my own money...
MENGELE: Who fuckin' cares aboot yer money, YER WEAKER THAN US so YE MUST SURRENDER YER BEER TO US!!
mAkaron: Whaddye mean, weaker?
MENGELE: Ye've got all kindsa HALF-CHRISTIAN OPINIONS!!!
mAkaron: So, ye mean that LaVeyan Satanism is now some half-Christian ideology compared to some fuckin' Pekka Siitoin -
MENGELE: THE IDEOLOGY OF REICHSFÜHRER SIITOIN IS THE ONLY IDEOLOGY THAT IS FREE FROM JEWISH ROT!!!
mAkaron: Actually, in that Black Magic book of y'alls, it's got some Judeo-inspired shit even at the first glance...
MENGELE: LIKE WHAT, FOR EXAMPLE?
mAkaron: Well, almost on the first pages there's some fuckin' holy trinity triangle with fuckin' CHRIST on top!!
MENGELE: THERE FUCKIN' AIN'T SUCH KINDA TRIANGLE!!
mAkaron: Fuckin' go check that book out at yer Liperi headquarters, THAT TRIANGLE'S GOT A FUCKIN' CHRIST ON TOP!!
PSYCOTIC: Even if there was one, it's JUST A JOKE!! MAN, YE BELIEVE FOR REAL THAT PEKKA WOULD BE SERIOUS WITH A JOKE LIKE THAT!!
mAkaron: Well, with that tactics y'all could twist just abot anythang into anythang y'all like...
MENGELE: NOW GIMME THAT BEER, OR THE HALF-CHRISTIAN WILL GET TO THE HEAVEN TO LIVE WITH HIS TRIANGLE CHRIST!!
mAkaron: I reckoned that triangle was one of yer stuff...
MENGELE: WELL, YE STARTED TO TAWK ABOOT IT, SO IT'S YER CHRIST-TRIANGLE!!! GIMME THE BEER!!!
*RÄISKIS*
HONORBLOOD: WHATTA FUCK ARE YE PLAYIN' WITH YER BAR??
GOREMANCER: Now we've got the half-Christian knocked out!!
MENGELE: Should we also tape his mouth so he'd stay quiet...
MURDER: Well, if we had any tape...
MENGELE: I've got some ducktape!!
PSYCOTIC: Right, let's tape him!! So the Jew-humanist desert god ain't gonna sent his sermons thru him anymaw...
wArlord: Hey, just look after him that he can breath and not die..
PSYCOTIC: He ain't fuckin' day to that, his fuckin' Jehovah's protectin' him!!
wArlord: Oh, yeah, right! Heheheheh...
GOREMANCER: Heheheheh...
MURDER: Are there any other half-Christians with beer in the fake-97X clowncrew?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least I've been outta beer ages ago dammit...
wArlord: And I've been outta kilju.
DiCKiNSTASiA: So, ye mean fake...
wArlord: Well, at least in the autumn this area-code war's gonna be over, once we got that fuckin' area-code renovation...
MURDER: Ye mean what?
wArlord: Well, we're gonna got area-codes that begin with zeros, and are the same for the whole telephone traffic area...
wArlord: Like, our 97X's gonna become 017, and y'alls 97X's gonna become 013.
PSYCOTIC: The fuckin' SAME AREACODE FOR THE WHOLE AREA? How are we then gonna know which boards be in Joensuu and which in some fuckin' Lieksa?
wArlord: Right, or if some board's in the Pielavesi network or the Kuopio one!!
PSYCOTIC: FUCKIN' EU SHITSKINS BE TAKIN' OUR LOCAL IDENTITIES!!!
MENGELE: At least I'm gonna call our network the 973 area and the Lieksa network the 975 area, TILL MY GRAVE!!
wArlord: And Lietevesi is in the fuckin' 978 area! We ain't fuckin Kuopio folks, dammit!
PSYCOTIC: And we ain't Lieksa folks!!!
MENGELE: BUT I'M GONNA STAY IN WINTER WAR AGAINST THE FAKE 97X NO MATTER HOW THE BRUXELLES LORDS TRIED TO END IT!!!
PSYCOTIC: Some fuckin' ZERO-SUMTHANGS don't even sound like area codes but some foreigner clowniness!!
MURDER: I'm so fuckin' pissed off by all that kinda JEWISH SHIT! And especially that HALF-CHRISTIAN WHO'S PASSED OUT RIGHT THERE!!!
PSYCOTIC: Yeah. Should we like spread him all over a bit, so that Jehovah wouldna manage to save him anymaw...
HONORBLOOD: Well, at least we could take some of his fingers off...
MENGELE: Yeah, at least I've got my RITUAL AXE just in my hand!!
*KRÄSH*
GOREMANCER: Well, you took out a bit more than one finger!
MENGELE: Seems the man's quite well passed-out, not wakin' up even if we take off his fingers and spill his blood!!
KILLALLNEGERS: Let's cut his whole arm off!! Uhuhuhuh!!!
wArlord: WHATTA HELL ARE Y'ALL DOIN' TO MARKO, DAMMIT!??
PSYCOTIC: In the 973 area code we do this kinda stuff to all the folks who've passed out!
MURDER: Yeah, if somebody wouldna wake up to that, it's HIS OWN FAULT!!
wArlord: But I mean, goddammit, A HEALTHY PERSON SHOULD WAKE UP TO THAT KINDA STUFF, NO MATTER WHAT!!
GOREMANCER: Well, this one's too Jew to wake up to that!
wArlord: Fuckin' STOP IT! HE ALREADY NEEDS A HOSPITAL!!
HONORBLOOD: STOP PAMPERIN' THAT SUBHUMAN SCUM, DAMMIT!!!
wArlord: MARKO AIN'T NO SUBHUMAN SCUM, HE'S A MEMBER OF OUR CREW AND WE'RE GONNA PROTECT HIM!!!
MENGELE: SO, THE HALF-CHRISTIAN MOTHELRY INSTINCTS WOKE UP IT SEEMS!!! Y'ALL BE NO TRUE DARWINISTS IF Y'ALL PROTECT EACH OTHER...
HONORBLOOD: RIGHT!!! JUST TRY TO PROTECT THAT HALF-CHRISTIAN OR YER GONNA GET THE SAME HANDLIN'!!!
MENGELE: Well, now we've sliced the man so much that I DON'T RECKON HE'S GONNA RISE AND LIVE ANYMAW!!
MURDER: Right, good job then!
MENGELE: But WHO'S WE GONNA SLICE NEXT?
KILLALLNEGERS: DON'T TRY TO RUN AWAY FROM US, GODDAMMIT!!!
HONORBLOOD: IF WE'VE CHALLENGED Y'ALL TO FIGHT, THEN Y'ALL MUST FIGHT TO DEATH!!!
PSYCOTIC: Hear that! IN THE NAME OF SATANIC POWERS, IF YOU RUN AWAY FROM THIS BATTLE, YOU'LL REMAIN ETERNAL LOSERS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES!!
GOREMANCER: Especially if you tell to some cops about it, then you're gonna LOSE ALL OF YOUR POWERS!!! IN THE NAME OF SATAN!!!
MENGELE: MY RITUAL AXE IS THIRSTING FOR BLOOD!!!
GOREMANCER: AND MY RITUAL BAR LIKEWISE!!!
wHitedodge: RISE MY NATURE FROM THE HOLE / MY BIRTH FROM THE DEEP EARTH!
HONORBLOOD: WHATTA HELL??
KILLALLNEGERS: HEY, HELP ME, I'M SEEIN' LITTLE FELLAS!!!
MENGELE: WHERE'S ALL OF 'EM GNOMES COMIN' FROM???
...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Now, let's fuckin' get to some hidin', and fuckin' quickly!!!
wArlord: But where could we end up to? Guess all the places be locked...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: D'ya have yar lock-pickin' gear, Kassu?
wHitedodge: They are at the party place...
wArlord: FUCKIN' FUCK then!! That's where they'd surely look for us first!!
DiCKiNSTASiA: But at least there'd be some hiding places there...
kHanatik: The school of economy indeed is only partially in use. Behind some locked door there could be a very reasonable hiding place.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, let's get to the partyplace then, dammit!
kHanatik: But DO NOT MENTION EVEN WITH HALF A WORD of what just happened! Especially lamers are not allowed to hear of it!
...
JUCCIZ: STAR TREK!!!
PECCIZ: BABYLON 5!!!
JUCCIZ: STAR TREK!!!
PECCIZ: BABYLON 5!!!
JUCCIZ: STAR TREK!!! ... Hey, stay far from that door!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We're FUCKIN' FORCED to get there dammit!!
PECCIZ: WE'RE GONNA TELL TO ORGANIZERS if y'all go there!!
kHanatik: Well, maybe we should choose another way then.
PECCIZ: BABYLON 5!!!
JUCCIZ: STAR TREK!!!
PECCIZ: BABYLON 5!!!
...
wHitedodge: There was another outer door in this building.
wArlord: But ye should be fuckin' quick pickin' that! I don't reckon that the gnomes would keep Wampires for very long!
wHitedodge: Right then, I shall try to do my best!!
wArlord: I'm gonna stay on guard behind that corner...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Hurry hurry hurry!!
nEopardy: Hey, well...
DiCKiNSTASiA: NOW ONE OF 'EM'S HERE ALREADY!!!
nEopardy: I'm no longer with Wampires, they started to threaten on me too. Could I get to hide with you?
kHanatik: Given that you demonstrate to us that you do not carry any weaponry.
wArlord: Well, we could fight him even if he had some...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Now it's open!! GET INSIDE, QUICKLY!!
...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Did they see us?
wArlord: I don't reckon so...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Could we get into, like, that room?
DiCKiNSTASiA: Would it be better for us to hide in the basement?
wArlord: Bloody hell, we couldna run away from there if they found their way to ther! These first-floor rooms at least got windows...
kHanatik: So, we shall select this room?
...
DiCKiNSTASiA: PHEW!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It has been a FUCKIN' SHITTY PARTY SO FAR! THEY ALREADY KILLED ONE OF OUR MEMBERS BEFORE DA COMPOS!!!
nEopardy: Ssshh, be fuckin' quiet so that nobody hears...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, the whole wing is all empty, they don't hear nuffin' from here!!
wArlord: At least at first we should find a phone and call the cops...
kHanatik: We shall not call the police.
wArlord: And why in the fuck?
kHanatik: You probably noticed that PSYCOTIC and GOREMANCER cast a conditional curse on us.
kHanatik: If we quit the battle by telling outsiders about it, we shall be eternal losers for the rest of our lives.
wArlord: Oh, is that so...
kHanatik: They swore to the name of Satan and his forces.
wArlord: Fuckin hell, ain't our own gods stronger than some half-Christian Satans?
kHanatik: I assume they are, but only in our own living area.
wArlord: Fuckin' blody hell then...
kHanatik: We would be force to spend the rest of our lives in Lietevesi, if we told the police about it. Elsewhere we would be losers.
wArlord: Sounds like some true hell...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, I guess some organizer would call da cops if them skinheads come inside...
wArlord: It sounds a bit like they're already inside hasslin' aroond.
schistic: By the way, did ya notice any org that'd be awake?
DiCKiNSTASiA: Oh, yeah, right, even the infodesk was all empty!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, we could count on da DiMENSIONS CREW lamers to get da cops there...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Except if they die first!
wArlord: Hey, ain't that the police car siren?
DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, they came!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Shut the fuckin' up, we could get to a torture chamber from this too!!
kHanatik: Affirmative. During this battle, we shall be enemies of the police, just like Wampires.
wHitedodge: Fortunately at least someone called them. Now they shall get the curse on their necks for that!
DiCKiNSTASiA: Bwahahah, that'd serve them DC lamers so right!
nEopardy: Not all the skinheads even came after us... at least DEATH and GOREMANCER stayed there to finish the cuttings...
kHanatik: Who's DEATH...?
nEopardy: I mean MURDER. DEATH was his earlier handle but he had to switch to MURDER as there's a Death in Exotic Men...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But anyway, it'd be fuckin' important for us now to get da fuck outta this village AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
wArlord: I agree. When's them trains goin'? Who cares where to...
nEopardy: The first ones will leave sometime at seven... and the first long-way buses will also leave then.
schistic: But what 'bout the distance between this school and the station? If there are skinheads patrolling the whole town!!
wArlord: Well, I guess that afore the mornin' they're gonna be all either passed-out or in the brig...
kHanatik: In any case, we will have to spend the whole night here. And at least someone needs to guard the area all the time.
wArlord: Yeah, and we should always be ready to either fight 'em or to escape thru the windows...
kHanatik: Affirmative.
wArlord: Now the shoutin' outside sounds like that there be some skinheads bein' cargoed to the police car...
kHanatik: We still have one task we need to accomplish before leaving the town.
wArlord: Well, what's that?
kHanatik: Removing our demo from the compo.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, it should be least of our worries now, whether we've got a demo in da compo or not...
kHanatik: I would like to remind that the Rauno-killer effect is extremely strong in its current form. It might very well even kill a lamer.
wArlord: Yeah, our hands would also be in blood after that.
kHanatik: Additionally, even the fact of having a CWU-Wampires co-operative demo in the competition might connect us to the bloodbath.
wArlord: Yeah, it'd be like helluva relevant to get it outta the compo.
schistic: Well, now we'd got a good chance as there's nobody behind the desk...
wArlord: Well, I s'pose there's some org there now that we got the skinheads and the cops?
schistic: Oh, yeah, right...
kHanatik: In that case, it would be better to us to deal with the issue in the morning before leaving.
wArlord: Yeah, it might be best to do then.
...
DiCKiNSTASiA: FUCK'S SAKE, WHATTA NIGHT!!!
wArlord: And whatta fuckin' tawkin' with 'em organisers afore we even got our floppy back...
kHanatik: Indeed. Hopefully our threats of writing a displeased party report made them humble enough.
wArlord: Now, there's the Pieksämäki train waitin' already.
MMS Well, let's get in then! I don't wanna one more extra second on the surface of this shitty town!:
SCHISTC: I'm still havin' hard time graspin' what happened there in the night...
kHanatik: But we shall not discuss it now. We shall meet tomorrow afternoon in the Hukkasuo shed and discuss it there.
schistic: Well, I'm not gonna come there, I'm gonna change to the next Helsinki train right in Pieksämäki...
wArlord: Ye could come with us to Lietevesi also...
schistic: Well, I've gotta handle my traumas a little bit, preferably alone...
kHanatik: Maybe that is the right choice.
wArlord: Allright, now the train's movin'.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Pheww, we made it!!
wHitedodge: It is endeed superiourly good to abandon this city of horrors!
kHanatik: I would remind you that, despite all this, we are in a state of inter-group war, and we must not rest for a moment...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: GOODBYE TO FUCKIN' JOENSUU, DA SKINHEAD CAPITAL OF FINLAND!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: AND GOODBYE TO DiMENSIONS CREW AND WAMPIRES AND ALL DA FUCKIN' LOCAL LAMERS OF JOENSUU!!!
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