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--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x67 --==Oo==--
date .......... thu 1996-04-25 at 20:14
location ...... wampires hq @ liperi finland
present ....... wampires members [murder, goremancer, psycotic, honorblood,
mengele, neopardy]
cwu members [makaron, whitedodge]--==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==--
PSYCOTIC: I reckon this demo's quite finished already.
MURDER: Yeah, no reason to twiddle with it anymore.
nEopardy: I also think we could quit this twiddlin' already!
MENGELE: Right, who cares how shitty it is, as long as we get to the bigscreen and the killer effect works!!
MURDER: Yeah, like that, goddammit!
nEopardy: Allright then, let's package it up then. Gimme some more kilju...
HONORBLOOD: There's some there.
nEopardy: *glug glug glug*
wHitedodge: I also absolutely require kilju as well. I have not gotten received nearly no kilju at all.
MURDER: I wouldn't dare to give ye much more kilju, as ye've been quite a useless dude here and even of a lower race...
HONORBLOOD: I don't really value so much either that we co-operate with non-Aryans...
mAkaron: Finns ain't fuckin' much more Aryan than that! Even in Hitler's books we were in some whatever mongoloid class...
MENGELE: We're more Aryan than some Karelian Russkie mongols!
HONORBLOOD: Right, dammit!! Our glorious brotherhood-in-arms with Germans rose us above Karelians on the race scale!
MENGELE: Thus are the berries!! THANKS TO ADOLF HITLER FOR OUR WHITE-SKINNEDNESS, HEIL HITLER!!
HONORBLOOD: Between Finns and Karelians there's a STRICT RACIAL BORDER FOUGHT FOR US BY OUR WAR HEROES, and we're gonna keep it, dammit!!
wHitedodge: This indeed is so extravagantly shockingly unfair!!
MURDER: And yer always complainin' about everthang's bein' unfair... guess yer some fuckin' Jesus-worshippin' Humanist on top of that!
wHitedodge: I actually hate Jesus at least as much as you do! And Russkies too!
GOREMANCER: Can't really see that hate in your ideology, it's so full of Christian elements...
MENGELE: Well, ye can't except the shit brains of such a Russkie-blooded subhuman mongoloid to get very far in some ideologies...
wHitedodge: I PROMISE TO PROVE TO YOU THAT MY IDEOLOGY OF HATRED IS AT LEAST AS STRONG AS YOURS!!!
HONORBLOOD: Well, as a proof we could just barely accept a killing of a shitskin...
PSYCOTIC: Or burning a church.
MENGELE: Yeah. We need much more proof from that kinda Russkie-turds than from white-skinned Aryans!
wHitedodge: Absolutely unfa-
mAkaron: Hey, shouldna we first make 'em infofiles ready and only fight aboot ideologies and race thangs afterwards?
MENGELE: Ideologies actually are meaningful in letting us know what to write in that there file!
MURDER: Oh? Guess we're just gonna use the same text as we put in the Juhla demo package...
wHitedodge: CWU infofile must also be in the package!
MURDER: I'm not gonna listen to opinions aboot this from anybody else than Aryans!!
mAkaron: Well, I also agree in that let's include the infofiles from the both crews!
PSYCOTIC: Gosh-dammit there. Ain't it fuckin' enuff for y'all that CWU's listed afore Wampires in every fuckin' credits part?
mAkaron: I bet y'all would enter it in the compo as "Wampires and CWU" rather than "CWU and Wampires"...
MENGELE: Goddammit, go enter it in the compo y'allselves then!! Y'all don't need us there...
mAkaron: We can go by all means -
PSYCOTIC: Y'all fuckin' can't!! Y'all would enter it with just CWU!!
MURDER: Who fuckin' cares which crew gets the credit from killing the lamers to epileptic seizures, as long as they die...
PSYCOTIC: At least I'd get the glory for it, 'cause it was our idea to put that "Rauno-killer" in the demo to begin with...
mAkaron: Well, come with us to enter it if ye want that.
PSYCOTIC: Allrighty then. I'm gonna come with y'all to the partyplace and check if all the creds go to the entry form as they should!
mAkaron: Allrighty then, that's a deal!
GOREMANCER: Could we still check what's there in them infofiles?
mAkaron: Yeah, it'd be right good to check that y'all don't put some fuckin Christian Jesus crap there under CWU's name!
wHitedodge: Absolutely!
PSYCOTIC: Well, let's check it then...
MENGELE: We could actually add here that we were fuckin' reluctant to agree to co-operate with a crew polluted by Russkie blood.
HONORBLOOD: Yeah, sure we've gotta add that!!
mAkaron: Yeah, sound just like the right attitude, playin' a Nazi extremist like that at every spot of the infofile...
MENGELE: WE'RE NOT JUST PLAYIN'!!!
mAkaron: Whatta hell? Some of their stuff's so over-the-top that I automatically assumed that -
HONORBLOOD: WE'RE SO FUCKIN' SERIOUS ABOOT EVERTHANG WE'VE WRITTEN INTO THE COMPUTER!!
mAkaron: So, y'all be totally serious aboot them race things, like in that Karelians ain't even white?
MENGELE: Karelians be Russkies, they've got brown eyes, so they ain't white! And the Mongoloid cephalic indexes -
mAkaron: I reckon a little bit that biologists would disagree aboot -
MENGELE: WHO CARES WHAT SOME JEW BIOLOGISTS RECKON!!
mAkaron: Well, even Hitler's own biologists -
HONORBLOOD: THE ONE WITH THE STRICTEST RACIAL DEFINITIONS IS ALWAYS THE MOST CORRECT!
PSYCOTIC: Right! If we expanded our racial definitions to include Russkies as white, we wouldna be as true as we are at all...
mAkaron: Well, allright then. But we're then gonna write in our own infofile that we dont agree with y'all aboot all the Nazities.
MURDER: We don't care what y'all write there, AS LONG AS THEY SHOW THE DEMO ON THE SCREEN AND THE LAMERS DIE FROM THAT EPILEPSY EFFECT!!
PSYCOTIC: Yeah, our goals are now a bit higher than some ideological quarrels.
mAkaron: Righty. But I still ask one more time, can we talk with y'all straight aboot anythang and y'all wouldna get mad?
MURDER: DO WE LOOK SOMEHOW SPIRITUALLY WEAK TO YE, EH!?
HONORBLOOD: True Aryans ain't much shaked aboot what some lower races reckon aboot 'em!
MENGELE: Right! Self-restraint is a basic trait for every self-respecting Aryan warrior and Satanist superhuman!
mAkaron: Allrighty-right then, I might wanna throw in some commentary then.
mAkaron: So, I'm puzzled for real how y'all got into the computr scene from that kinda Nazi basis...
MURDER: We were no Nazis originally!
mAkaron: Is that so?
MURDER: We were blackmetallists afore.
PSYCOTIC: Even the kinda fuckin' true ones, we always wore our masks to the school, and all the pitiful lay Christians were scared of us.
MURDER: Afore that we were just mere sneaker-metalists, but once Varg burned down that church in Norways he proved to us what REAL TRUENESS is!!
PSYCOTIC: The folks feared Satan-worshippers then more than anythang else in the world. So we wanted to get into it as deeply as possible...
PSYCOTIC: And then we found the books by Pekka Siitoin in the Liperi library. In the Joensuu main library they had already removed them.
GOREMANCER: First we just practiced all the rituals he wrote about and didn't care so much about his later Nazi things.
GOREMANCER: But then the Joensuu Neo-Nazi scene got into the news and the folks started to be afraid of skinheads...
MURDER: And they were no more as afraid of us as they used to be.
PSYCOTIC: And the skinheads started to yell at us at the town 'cause of our long hairs and other jewnesses...
MENGELE: We even got beaten once for being too Jewish, enuff to get us into the hospital.
GOREMANCER: There we got truly enlightened aboot what that Siitoin Neo-Nazi stuff is all about and why they're important.
MURDER: We then we all agreed to decide to cut our hairs, purchase bomber jackets and become skinheads.
PSYCOTIC: With that we rose back to the winner class, the one feared the most by the Christians.
mAkaron: So, y'all always change the outer appearance according to what some lay Christians worshipping some stinkin' Jesus corpse reckon?
MURDER: Yeah. Ye've always gotta be in the winners' club, always look like the evilest thing the sheep can ever imagine.
mAkaron: Right. But what would y'all do if there'd be some mass hysteria aboot some fuckin' My Little Pony bein' the most dangerous stuff ever?
PSYCOTIC: That'd gotta be a really exceptional hysteria, makin' some childrens' show appear more evil than Neo-Nazis...
mAkaron: But what if we assumed that such a thing happened?
GOREMANCER: Maybe in that case we would be forced to wear pony shirts...
mAkaron: So, y'all let some lay Christians to force y'all to anythang and y'all wouldna have a will of y'alls own at all?!
mAkaron: Y'all be as useless as some fashion clowns who always change their clothes and thoughts according to what's fashionable at the moment!!
HONORBLOOD: D'YE WANT A PIECE OF ME, DAMMIT???
MAKRON: Naw. I trust that y'all can control y'alls feelings and y'all accept free speech from others, as y'all promised.
HONORBLOOD: That wouldna mean that we voluntarily listen to that kinda insults!!
PSYCOTIC: We should actually respond to criticism like true superhumans... we ain't some vocational-school-level gasoline-sneaker skinheads.
HONORBLOOD: Well, okay...
GOREMANCER: So, right. Our ideology is Satanist-Aryan Chaotic Evil Nazi Occultism. Do you realize at all what Chaotic Evil is about?
mAkaron: Well, do tell us what y'all reckon it's about.
GOREMANCER: True Evil is not about some unscrupulous maximization of one's own interests.
GOREMANCER: It's about putting one's own ego aside, and sacrificing oneself for the sake of Evil!
MURDER: A true Chaotic Evil guy FUCKIN' SUFFERS for the sake of fillin' the world with as much evil as possible!
MURDER: It's exactly like the goodies suffer for the sake of filli' the world with good. We are their opposite.
mAkaron: According to my interpretation of Satanism, it's not aboot that at all... it doesn't actually fuckin' care less what the others reckon.
GOREMANCER: We are Siitoinists, not LaVeyists.
mAkaron: Well, in that case I reckon Siitoinism is all the same sheep shit as Christianity. LaVey's Satanism is the right way!
HONORBLOOD: WE'RE GONNA BEAT YE UP FOR THAT!!!
MENGELE: RIGHT, DAMMIT!!!
GOREMANCER: Calm down there! Do you want the CWU guys to regard you as some lowly gasoline-sneaker skinheads?
HONORBLOOD: We don't want that... we want to rise to higher military ransk from our vocational-school level!!
PSYCOTIC: LaVey actually aimed at shocking Christians and other sheep and inspire fear in them, just like Siitoin...
mAkaron: But he dinna sacrifice himself for that. On the contrary he actually emphasized that everbody's their own god.
PSYCOTIC: That's the problem in that I reckon... how can anybody rise higher in a hierarchy if they're on the god level to begin with?
PSYCOTIC: Inequality and stronger man's law are actually quite crucial to th eworld... if everbody were führers that'd fuck up everthang!
MENGELE: Right, there should be just one führer in the world, dictatin' the ideal aboot what kinda folks be strong and weak...
mAkaron: Well, that sounds to me like some ultimately Christian shit, havin' some fuckin' obedience pyramid like that...
MENGELE: It fuckin' ain't! Armies and all true Aryan societies have hierarchies...
HONORBLOOD: And it's Christianity what's over-equalitarian Jew shit, worshippin' weakness and weakenin' the race!
mAkaron: I've actually got a little bit view aboot history...
HONORBLOOD: Ye sound like just the kinda dude who goes to some fuckin' civilian service instead of military service!!
mAkaron: Well, I actually reckoned aboot goin' there for real, 'cause my ethics doesn't accept any dickheads pushin' me aroond!!
PSYCOTIC: For the fuck's sake!! We reckoned that CWU would be a crew of some tuff attitude...
PSYCOTIC: And then they send to our preparty some fuckin' RUSSKIE MONGOLOID and a CIVILIAN-SERVICE TRAITOR-OF-FATHERLAND!!
WHITEDOGDE: AT LEAST I INTEND TO GO TO THE ARMY! I SHALL DEFEND MY FATHERLAND THERE TO MY FINAL BREATH!
HONORBLOOD: The army should actullay be prohibited from that kinda low-race Russkies!
MENGELE: Right... that's THE WORST POSSIBLE MOCKIN' OF FINNISHNESS, havin' some KARELIAN RUSSKIE goin' thru the Finnish military service!!
HONORBLOOD: Right! FATHERLAND-MOCKERS BE FATHERLAND-TRAITORS, AND TRAITORS WILL BE PAID WITH DEATH DAMMIT!!!
wHitedodge: So, you indeed are not satisfied with any option?
MENGELE: Well, I'm okay with the option that KARELIANS SHOULD GO BACK TO KARELIA FROM SPOILIN' THE FINNISH FATHERLAND!!!
wHitedodge: But are you not Karelians yourself, because this Liperi here is part of Northern Karelia?
MENGELE: Naw, we ain't! We're part of the Finnish invader people who's conquered part of subhuman territory to themself!! Long live fatherland!!
mAkaron: Err, are y'all now all serious aboot that fatherland stuff?
HONORBLOOD: AT LEAST I'M MORE SERIOUS ABOOT THAT THAN ABOOT NUFFIN' ELSE!!
mAkaron: And still at the same time y'all reckon y'all hold on to some Satanistic individualism?
PSYCOTIC: WE'RE INDIVIDUALS AND NO SHEEPS DAMMIT!!
mAkaron: Guess y'all ain't completely realized that respectin' authority is the same sheep shit as Christianity...
mAkaron: And especially some fatherland sheepery is THE WORST POSSIBLE SHEEPERY after Christianity!!
MURDER: Well, seems ye ain't realized that sheepery ain't the same thing as acceptin' command hierarchies!
mAkaron: Oh?
GOREMANCER: Sheepiness is being content with one's state rather than fighting for a higher position in the hierarchy.
GOREMANCER: And hierarchies themselves are THE BASIS OF THE WHOLE WORLD ORDER!
HONORBLOOD: Right that! If the ones who're higher coudldna command the lower ones there wouldna be naw order or discipline nowhere!
GOREMANCER: Those who're strong enough and no easily gullible sheep will naturally rise higher in that hierarchy...
mAkaron: But how high are y'all then in this local Neo-Nazi hierarchy?
PSYCOTIC: Well, we're still risin', 'cause we only came into the skinhead circles sometime last spring...
mAkaron: So, y'all still acceptin' commands from some dickhead führer who governs that bunch?
HONORBLOOD: INSULT OUR VÜHRER ONE MORE TIME!!!
MENGELE: Gimme some more kilju, I can't stand this otherwise...
PSYCOTIC: I might also take some extra draughts.
MENGELE: *glug glug glug*
PSYCOTIC: *glug glug glug*
MURDER: *glug glug glug*
MURDER: (That there mAkaron is a fuckin' suspicious dude and even goin' to the civilian service... keep eye on him!)
MENGELE: (Jawohl, sure we're gonna do that!)
PSYCOTIC: (Jawohl!)
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