C00LeS WaReZ UNiON MeMOiRS: cHApTER #0x67

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date .......... fri 1996-03-01 at 18:44

location ...... the abode of neopardy/wampires

present ....... neopardy and all local CWU members

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mR.mEgAsTuFf: And that fuckin gorepic flasher, if we're ever gonna get da local lamerz faint on da floor then it's with that!!!

kHanatik: And the high-quality light effect ensures that the demo will surely be excellent enough to be shown.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, I guess they'll show all the entries anyway, as it feels like such a local lamer party...

wArlord: Oh? I guess some elite might come there also, I mean ain't that Cobravision that organizes it bein' quite a decent crew...?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, well, in that case that light effeect might be quite needed.

nEopardy: And it's also important that the Rauno-killer effect has a separate soft and hard version.

nEopardy: Well, fuckin' for that the jury wouldn't start fallin' on the floor and disqualify the demo because of that, like happened in Juhla!!

wHitedodge: In that case, you have indeed succesfulled to improve the Rauno-killer effect a terribly many degrees of superiourityness.

wArlord: Yeah, and ye've gotten to change yer way of tawkin' to more pretentious by helluva many degress...

wHitedodge: I am indeed required to speak carefully and formally, for me to ascend unto ever more superiour occult stages of development.

kHanatik: Still, your way of speaking still manifests many characteristics of the MBnet language.

kHanatik: Hopefully we shall be able to eliminate these MBnetisms prior to the party.

wHitedodge: Indeed. During the party, I want to be on an occult level as high as I ever can be able to possibly reach.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But is there now like that it shows the softer version on da first run, and da harder one after it, or how?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But what if they don't even have a jury? On all da lousy lameparties they just show anything ya give 'em straight in da compo...

wArlord: I s'pse they, for the fucks sake, at least test if the demos work before the compos?

kHanatik: I believe Cobravision is a crew skillful enough to not run demos in the compo without testing them in advance.

kHanatik: The time may could be erroneous in the compo machine. It is not unheard of that badly coded demos mess the clock.

nEopardy: Why in fuck are you makin' it so hard there? It's gonna work in the compo just at it should!!

wArlord: Man, ye did change helluva lots there at Wampires. Ye sound even less like yerself than Kassu does.

nEopardy: Well, should we say that I found myself better there, once I got rid of my useless nerdities there...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, it's great that ya ain't no more da kinda miserable whiner ya still were like sometime last summer...

wArlord: But there's still somethang that worries me there, in that changin' of yers.

wArlord: I guess ye might gotten infected by some Joensuu skinhead dumminesses there in Liperi...

nEopardy: So fuckin' what if I were? What matters is that I ain't no fuckin' nerd anymore!!!

ARJA: Yeah, it's all just the right kind of development there that Sam has, belongs to the puberty...

nEopardy: And why in the fuck did you come blabber there dammet?? You should at least knock the door before you open it!

ARJA: You shouldn't worry yourselves at all! That stage of development will be over in a few years, and Sam's gonna end up much more wholesome -

wArlord: But for the fuck's sake, A SWASTIKA, and even INSIDE AND UPSIDE-DOWN PENTAGRAM! Ain't ye able at all to worry aboot yer offspring?

ARJA: Swastika and pentagram, hear me, are just symbols, that many cultures have been used for different things over millennia -

wArlord: I s'pose it's goddamn clear that they're Nazi and Satan-worshipper signs!

ARJA: I don't care which symbols Sam's got on the wall, AS LONG AS HE WON'T REMOVE THE PROTECTIVE CRYSTALS!!

nEopardy: I think the jew crystals should be thrown away too, you jew-worshipper...

nEopardy: One fuckin' bitch that there Arja... I'm so goddamn ashamed that I've got a mother like that!!!

wArlord: At least ye should fuckin' be pleased that she lets ye be whatever ye want...

wHitedodge: I suppose my mother would also let me have Nazi signs on the wall of my room!

wArlord: Yeah, and I guess my papa adores Hitler in the secret too, so that wouldna really harm him either...

wArlord: But ye should expect that at least that a fuckin' SDP-voter like Arja would be a little bit worried!

wArlord: Is that 'cause Aarne has been tawkin' so much aboot how we're s'posed to be the Lietevesi hope for future?

wHitedodge: Yes, and also because I nowadays sound so much more civilized than I used to when I talk.

wArlord: Well, maybe that'd give some serious impression to some redneck housewife who's only gone to the folkschool...

kHanatik: I hope you remain strict, stating that a hardware upgrade is completely out of question in any circumstances.

wHitedodge: I would actually like to upgrade my computer to a 386, as a 286 does not even run Linux, not to mention Pmode demos...

kHanatik: Is that really so? It indeed sounds like that you have been discussing with Terttu on this desire of yours.

wArlord: I don't really believe either that Terttu would be able to suggest like what aboot buyin' a 386sx overdrive for the son's 286...

kHanatik: I am deeply disappointed by you, wHitedodge! I thought you would honour the vow we swore at the CGK place.

kHanatik: That is meaningless. What matters is what kind of hardware configurations each individual had when swearing the vow.

wArlord: I too reckon that it'd be fair that Kassu had a 32-bit computer like the others...

kHanatik: I assume it might be possible that the fate has meant wHitedodge to never possess a PC more advanced than a 286.

kHanatik: wHitedodge has the potential of becoming the strongest magician in Lietevesi. We are not going to spoil this possibility with 32 bits.

wHitedodge: You indeed have some terrible double standards! You should yourself stop using 32-bit computers if you think like that!

wArlord: It'd be good for our success on the PC scene, that we'd at least have them 386s, all of us.

kHanatik: But do we even want success on the PC scene? I think we should move on to computers that are of a higher occult relevance.

kHanatik: Affirmative, Amiga 1200 is 32-bit. I have also been pondering if it is too advanced. CGK also warned us of AGA Amigas in addition to PCs.

wHitedodge: I think you could give the Amiga to me if you yourself think like that about it.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, I guess that upgradin' fuckin' means that ya buy some new parts to a computer ya've already got...

kHanatik: We swore to say "a fucking steep no" to all "upgrade shit", including "other AGA and PC lameness".

wArlord: So, that'd be the kinda AGA lameness if ye gave the AGA Amiga to Kassu?

wHitedodge: Oh yes, affirmative, that was the kind of impression she might have gotten.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And all da computers that even slightly look like Amiga are communist to her eyes. Like, all that've got da keyboard and CPU in the same.

wArlord: Yeah, don't reckon Jyri's theories be working very well now, 'cause Kassu's ain't even gettin' to use anythang of more "occult relevance".

mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, yar now babblin' sumthing ya ain't even sure 'bout even in yar crackpot beliefs.

kHanatik: This is nevertheless a possibility we should consider at least until we have conquered Wa -

nEopardy: At least you're so suspicous, Jyri, that you ain't gonna come to Liperi!! I'm gonna warn the other Wampires members about you!

wArlord: Yeah, ye should go there, especially if Terttu now approves yer stuff so much that she lets ye go.

nEopardy: mAkaron said on IRC that he would be comin' too. But what about the rest of you?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I guess the demo's in a good enough condition that it ain't worthy to look at some skinheads while finishing it.

nEopardy: I don't really know if I should even fuckin' let you there, 'cause you seem to have been in the same planning as kHanatik.

nEopardy: And it's better anyway to keep Wampires unmatched at the meeting. We don't want any backstabbers there now dammit!

nEopardy: I'm gonna tell Wampires members that exactly two CWU members are gonna come, period.

kHanatik: It is all clear then. wHitedodge and MAKAORN shall leave for the Wampires preparty, and the others shall arrive the area on the Friday.

kHanatik: You are able to maintain your formal manner of speech in an adorably consistent fashion even under strong emotional surges.

kHanatik: But you should still rid yourself of MBnet-style grammatical mistakes in order to be considered an awkward MBnet lamer.

kHanatik: Indeed. Matti betrayed our trust at Juhla in a grave enough manner that we are not going to use his services anymore.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Wouldn't the train be cheaper for us like fuckin' nearly always, as da age limit for da kids' ticket is 16 in trains and 12 in buses...

wArlord: But the way's gonna make quite a curve with a train, we're gonna hafta ride all the way to Pieksämäki and change trains there...

wHitedodge: But I absolutely want to travel with a train rather than a bus! Trains are indeed superiourly superiour!

kHanatik: mAkaron might want to take a bus from Kuopio. He is already sixteen, so the price difference will be different for him.

wArlord: If yer sixteen ye can also get a student card that gives ye the same discount in both buses and trains...

wHitedodge: But I am going to travel by train even alone, even if mAkaron did not! I think trains are that superiour!

wHitedodge: It is indeed superiourly exciting to get to the Wampires preparty in Liperi!

wHitedodge: I might even yell "yeah", if that were proper to my level of occult sophistication!