««- · CWU MEMOiRS 0x65 · -»»
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date .......... sun 1996-01-21 at 11:12
location ...... juhla 3.1415926 partyplace, nearby park
present ....... CWU members
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wHitedodge: Whee-oh, 'twas quite a pig-cool party there!!!
wArlord: But the demo by Coma should've won instead of Doomrapers...
kHanatik: Indeed. Although the Bible quotes made the demo occultologically repulsive, its design was completely superiour.
wHitedodge: Yeah, tawk 'bout TRUE DEZIGN!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It feels to me a bit that Doomrapers cheated in vote counting...
wArlord: Yeah, may be well possible as they made all of them votedisks and votesystems...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hey, whatta fuck? Didn't we leave our tractor here?
wArlord: Yeah, 'twas here right.
wHitedodge: Wonder if Masa's moved it somewhere?
wArlord: At least I'm not seein' it nowhere!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: God-fuckin'-dammit!! Masa's left back to Lietevesi without us!!
wHitedodge: Goddammit!!!
wArlord: At least I'm gonna check aroond the whole park afore I believe that...
kHanatik: Go, by all means.
wHitedodge: Help, help!! How're we gonna survive back home!?
kHanatik: Possibilities do exist.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least a good side in this is that we're not gonna hafta take da same trip another time!
wHitedodge: But I don't have naw money anymaw!!
kHanatik: Perhaps you should have kept at least a couple of marks for emergency instead of wasting all to pizza and hamburgers.
wHitedodge: But I got hungry!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Wonder if somebody could take us back home from Iisalmi?
wHitedodge: We wouldna fit!! There's so many of us that we'd need more cars!!
kHanatik: Perhaps we should not resort to adults' help right now.
kHanatik: We would not learn how to survive in the large world on our own if we just keep asking our parents for help in everything.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, ya've got a good point there.
wArlord: I couldna see Valmet nowhere...
WHIEDODGE: Help help help!!!
kHanatik: Maybe Masa is refueling the tractor?
wArlord: It wouldna sound like Masa at all, making preparations aforehand like that.
wArlord: So, I guess he just got pissed up and left the city completely.
wHitedodge: We should still move our computers outta the partyplace!! And the screens and everthang!!
kHanatik: There are enough of us to carry them to the railway station and the train.
wArlord: Right, so let's grab them computers and then head t'wards the railway station.
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wArlord: Look at that, one goddamn queue of folks goin' to the statin!!
KIMBLE: I don't get it at all that why in hell the MFX intro ONLY ENDED UP THIRD despite it havin' fuckin' REALTIME RAYTRACING!!
MARACK: Well, Cyrbion's intro actually was better...
KIMBLE: And ye too! I'm losin' all my faith for the judgement of the entire scene, 'cause they're puttin' dezign afore code, dammit!!
MANDROX: Yeah, guess all the fuckin' Doom-playin' newbie sceners voted for Cyrbion instead of MFX, as they don't have a clue of nuffin'...
KIMBLE: It's good that the jury at least dropped them jokeprods outta the compo, otherwise all the lamers would've just voted for those!
MANDROX: Right, at least I believe that all the proper elites put MFX afore Cyrbion.
MARACK: Up yers there already...
KIMBLE: But y'all can quote me when I say that SCENE'S GONNA DIE because of that kinda lamers who've got no skills at voting!!!
KIMBLE: They could at least have the sense to fuckin' not vot if they ain't got a clue of technology!!!
MARACK: Coma demo should've won even though it dinna have nice effects.
KIMBLE: It fuckin' shouldn't, totally average code!
MARACK: Well, Doomrapers fuckin' had a totally average DESIGN!
KIMBLE: Design is not worth a shit, technology is!
MARACK: D'ye fuckin' wish yerself that demos never had any story or message? "Now watch our new collection of rotatin' lumps" -
MANDROX: Hey, Mara, if ye wanna watch movies then use a video tape recorder and not a computer...
KIMBLE: Right! New lumps and effects are always a priority above some pissy homevideos by shitty groups!
MANDROX: Right, or some yawningly boring story shit! Like that Amiga demo, Odyssey or whatever it was...
MARACK: I reckon that Odyssey was exactly what all demos should be like! It's not just technology -
wHitedodge: Hey, is it a railway goin' there???
KIMBLE: Well, there is one there, right...
wHitedodge: Yeaahh!!! I'm also seein' trains! I'm gonna look at some more trains too!!! Trains are so cool!!
MARACK: Hey man, for real... how can ye be so zealous aboot trains?
dr.TREmolo: Those doodz are from some ultimate backwaters ya can't even get to by train...
WHaLERiDER: But where would they goin' by train if there ain't any trains goin' there?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: They're gonna pick up at da nearest station...
MARACK: Right, so that lamer there just has a kinda lame fixation t'wards trains.
wArlord: At least ye've got heaps of time to look at them trains, as we're gonna hafta wait to nearly five pm afore the evenin' train...
WHaLERiDER: Right, that train's leavin' just right now to Helsinki.
MARACK: And Kuopio.
dr.TREmolo: So, nuffin' but happy waitings for the backwaters CWU hillbillies... "So long, suckers!"
MARACK: "So long, suckers", right! Bwahahahah!!!
WHaLERiDER: Bwahahahah!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whadda bunch of braggin' snobs...
wArlord: And weren't they movin' by car as they told on Friday?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Indeed, dammit! If I had realized that, I would've poked 'em 'bout it right after seein' 'em in da queue!!
kHanatik: But let us proceed to the interior of the railway station.
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wArlord: Where's Schistic, by the way? Dinna see her in the queue...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Heard she faded with da mornin' train already, before prizegiving...
wArlord: Right then.
kHanatik: According to the ticket sales clerk, the children's ticket to Kiuruvesi costs 12 marks.
wHitedodge: I almost waited it'd be sump'n like fifty marks!!!
wArlord: Well, we still don't have a lot of spare money.
wHitedodge: Have y'all got enuff to borrow for my ticket...?
wArlord: Well, let's see.
kHanatik: I can borrow the ticket money for you.
wHitedodge: Yeah, thanks!!! Should we buy the tickets right now??
wArlord: Just gimme the money and I'm gonna buy them four childrens' tickets.
wHitedodge: I wanna be with ye at buyin'!! Trains rulez!!
wArlord: Gosh, so be it.
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wHitedodge: Yeaahh, I've got a train ticket of my own!!! Trains rulez!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Man, ya can be so fuckin' zealous 'bout small things...
WHITEDOGDE: Err, couldyall please look after my stuffs while I'm lookin' at them trains from a bit closer?
wArlord: Guess we can... as long as ye keep yer ticket as safe as ye can so that ye wouldna lose it when zealin' all aroond!
wHitedodge: Yeaaahhh!! Trains rulez!!!
kHanatik: It would be a good idea to call the adults, so that they can bring us back from the railway station.
wArlord: At least I've got a couple of coins...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It might be a better idea to buy a phone card than to use cash...
wArlord: Well, we'd mostly need it at Lietevesi town anyway, and there's just that one coin-op payphone.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, at least for party trips then?
KHANTIK: You can freely buy one for yourself.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, I'm gonna buy one at that R-kioski then...
wArlord: Bloody hell I'm feelin' so sleepy, and there's still many hours afore the train leaves!
kHanatik: You can naturally attempt to sleep. I shall take care of your belongings in the meantime.
wArlord: Allrighty, so I'm tryin' to lay down here for a while then.
wHitedodge: Hey fellas, hey fellas...
wArlord: So, Kassu dinna enjoy his time lookin' at the trains for very long...
wHitedodge: Well, they were really really cool but I got a helluva big hunger!!!
kHanatik: And we are supposed to loan you money for food as well?
wHitedodge: Y'all should, if y'all don't want me to die!!!
kHanatik: I believe humans can survive for days without food. I have not eaten anything either once my provisions run out in the Saturday morning.
wHitedodge: Well, yer a Finn, but I'm a Karelian!! A Karelian's body needs food more often...
kHanatik: Indeed, the physiological differences between races.
wArlord: Karelians did starve to death at Finnish concentration camps too, as they dinna get sultsinas three times a day anymaw...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright, now I've got a phonecard.
wHitedodge: Didye waste yer money for some phoneycard when we've gotta get some food!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, I've got some hoogies for food and stuff, but I thought 'bout usin' them by myself...
wHitedodge: Hoogie?? Like a hundred??
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Mark, fuckin' hillbilly...
wHitedodge: Oh, right! But it's still unfair if ye can't borrow to me!!
wArlord: I've also got a couple of marks but I guess I'm gonna spend 'em for my own eatings too...
wHitedodge: IT'S GONNA BE Y'ALLS FAULT IF I STARVE TO DEATH!!!
wArlord: I don't reckon yer gonna die, even if yer Karelian...
wHitedodge: Jyriii, how much spare money d'ye got? Could ye loan some for me, pleeze pleeze??
kHanatik: In order to support your spiritual progress, you should learn to tolerate hunger as well. I am not going to loan money.
wHitedodge: Well, fuck ye there then!!!
wHitedodge: I'm like gonna go sell my arse to the bypassers, like the oldskool sceners did back in the eighties!!!
kHanatik: I assume it would be easier to directly ask the passers-by for monetary support.
wHitedodge: Well, that wouldna be so elite!!
kHanatik: PHASERHAWK and LAZERCODE also live in Iisalmi. I assume they could be willing to help their fellow Lietevesi-born.
GOREMANCER: cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN!
wHitedodge: Fuck, Wampires!!! Could I now incantate some kinda monster against 'em??
kHanatik: Do not do it yet. Let us first listen what they have to say.
GOREMANCER: D'ye have a lack of food money, wHitedodge?
wHitedodge: Yeah, I do!!
MURDER: We might have some to spare, but with one condition.
wHitedodge: Well, what kind of?
MURDER: Y'all should finish the co-op demo with us for the next party.
kHanatik: Which party are you referring to?
MURDER: Demolition in Joensuu. When was it anyway...
nEopardy: In April.
MURDER: Yeah, right, April. Y'all could like visit our headquarters in Liperi afore it, and we'd finish the demo there.
nEopardy: You're not gonna come!!!
MURDER: We already decidd that we'd agree to this co-op!
nEopardy: kHanatik and schistic are hell of pissheads! I don't want into any same stuff with 'em!!
MURDER: We already talked thru this earlier today...
nEopardy: Hell then... so be it then.
wArlord: Ye could come back to Lietevesi from Liperi already... ye've got yer school and everthing there.
nEopardy: Yeah, I was thinking about it, as I already was an extra week out of the school once they moved their party date...
wArlord: Good then, it's better that ye come back already!
nEopardy: But don't even imagine that I'd come back to yor shitty crew!!
kHanatik: Well, one step at a time...
MENGELE: We could take even some more than just food money for y'all then.
kHanatik: We would definitely have use for some money right now, for being able to travel to several of this year's parties.
MURDER: So, yer gonna agree?
kHanatik: Does everyone think we can agree to this?
wHitedodge: Let's agree, I'm gonna starve soon!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, it's well okay for me.
wArlord: Yeah, guess it's allrighty.
MURDER: So, it's all set then!
PSYCOTIC: So, let's check out some bars then.
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kHanatik: What kind of money-making idea did you have in your minds?
MURDER: MENGELE has developed quite a good Pajatso-cheating technique...
MENGELE: Righty.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Cheating in Pajatso would have some street credibility, right, a local moped gang even asked me for help in it.
MENGELE: I've got a coin with a thread... so we can reuse the same coin like an endless number of times.
wArlord: Sounds like a decent method.
MURDER: The idea is that once we find a Pajatso, somebody of y'all CWU guys would go and cheat money outta it and then we'd share the catch.
wHitedodge: I wanna play first!!!
MENGEL: Are ye good at Pajatso in general?
wHitedodge: I ain't dared to try it out yet, 'cause the adults would then gossip aroond that I've tried it...
MENGELE: Well, in that case ye should practice on yer own afore losin' my threadcoin.
PSYCOTIC: Yeah, if ye lose our threadcoint, then ye should fuckin' win it back from the game or then get fuckin' beaten shit up!!
MURDER: And this ain't naw empty threat then, we're like regularly beatin' up shitty folks on the streets!!!
PSYCOTIC: And robbin' grannies and niggers.
MENGELE: And also beat up commies if we see one!!
PSYCOTIC: And them niggers.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: There's some kinda cafe...
wHitedodge: I'm gonna look right now if there's a Pajatso there!!!
wArlord: Well, go then, if yer so zealous...
MENGELE: Does anybody else of y'all know how to play Pajatso?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, at least I've tried it.
wArlord: Well, I've tried it too.
MURDER: Who of y'all would be more trustworthy?
wHitedodge: There's a Pajatso there! And there's even some money inside!!
MENGELE: Is it in what kinda place? Do they see it well from the desk?
wHitedodge: I dinna look...
MENGELE: Damn, gotta go and check on my own then!! Could one of y'all com with me, so I can show to operate the threadcoin.
MURDER: Who should we trust more, nEopardy?
nEopardy: I s'posed wArlord would be more trustable...
MURDER: So, wArlord's goin' with ye.
wArlord: Okey.
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wArlord: Allright, now we're cleared that Pajatso. Could we go to look for the next one...?
MURDER: Yeah, let's go.
wHitedodge: Could it be in a kinda restaurant where I could eat sump'n?? I'm starvin' to death soon!!
wArlord: Well, maybe we could move some twenty marks aside for ye, so ye get sump'n to eat...
MURDER: But it's better that ye don't eat in the same restaurant we play at, so it wouldn't rise any suspicions.
kHanatik: I agree that this would be the best alternative.
wHitedodge: Allright, I can go to eat on my own as well... I've already got used to eatin' on my own on this trip!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It's better anyway that ya eat somewhere else, 'cause ya would't keep yar mouth shut of avoid lookin' at our playin'...
wHitedodge: Maybe, yeah, allright then!!
nEopardy: There's a Pajatso there.
MENGELE: Could wArlord and mR.mEgAsTuFf go together now?
PSYCOTIC: And be fuckin' extra careful with that there coin, and recall aboot our threats aboot gettin' beaten up!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, okay.
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MENGELE: I guess there's enuff of catch for us right now.
wHitedodge: Wooowwww!!!
MURDER: So, what aboot sharin' it half-and-half too.
GOREMANCER: Our train's gonna leave in half an hour...
MURDER: Yeah, might be the wisest to go to the station right soon, so we can get good seats in the train.
GOREMANCER: Right.
kHanatik: nEopardy is welcome to continue sitting with us, if he still has plans for travelling to Lietevesi.
nEopardy: I wouldn't really care about your company just yet...
kHanatik: Well, let us see at the station then.
nEopardy: I hope we didn't!
MURDER: Well, at least we're gonna see in Liperi in April then, as we agreed.
kHanatik: It's all clear, let us meet in Liperi for demo co-operation.
MURDER: Nuffin' but howdy-ho to y'all then!
wArlord: Howdy-ho...
wHitedodge: Howdy-ho...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Bye...
wHitedodge: Hey, could I still try to play Pajatso by myself after eatin' this pizza?? Like with a few coins??
wArlord: Well, maybe we can borrow some five marks for ye, who knows if ye end up bein' some super prodigy...
wHitedodge: I've actually got quite a heap of magickal power!! I believe in myself so much!!
kHanatik: Indeed.
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wArlord: Goddammit man, yer such a natural-born maestro at Pajatso!! Ye cleared the whole machine with just five marks!!
wHitedodge: I wanna play still some more!!
kHanatik: Do not bother, your beginner's luck might suddendly start running out.
wArlord: Right.
wHitedodge: Well, now I'd have a good chance that there ain't mama's friends gossipin' to her aboot my playings!!
wArlord: Ye can play more Pajatso there in Liperi and Joensuu if ye want.
wHitedodge: I can't wait until April!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But well, it's yar money ya've won, so do anything ya like with it, dammit.
wHitedodge: Yeaahhh!!! Pajatso rulez!!!
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wArlord: Should've guessed that ye'd get to waste all the money ye won...
wHitedodge: Yeah but I mean -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Now called Ritu. She promised to ask Hirvonens to also come to da station, so we'd get all the people and stuff back home at once.
wHitedodge: Yeah!
kHanatik: I suspect this is our train.
wArlord: Yeah, guess it's that one, as the plaque says Ylivieska...
wHitedodge: Yeaahh!!! We're soon gettin' to travel by train!!! I'm so excited!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya know how to be so zealous 'bout that...
wHitedodge: Yeah but I mean trains rulez!! I'm already gettin' inside!!!
kHanatik: Allright.
wArlord: 'Twas one helluva party trip, can't say anything else.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: All da local lamerz will be sooo jealous for all this!!!
kHanatik: Indeed.
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