««- · CWU MEMOiRS 0x64 · -»»
--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x64 --==Oo==--
date .......... sat 1996-01-20 at 21:40
location ...... juhla 3.1415926 partyplace
present ....... 300+ sceners and non-sceners from groups like:
black quartz (c64+amy) * chaos world unknown (pc)
cobravision (pc) * commodore glux krew (c64)
cult of power (amy) * cyrbion (pc) * doomrapers (c64+amy+pc)
electric light couriers (pc) * encroachment (atari)
hirmu (amy+pc) * mahti (pc) * soviet designs (c64+amy)
terrorbaum productions (pc) * wampires (pc)--==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==--
DiCKiNSTASiA: Did the cops leave already??
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, guess they went.
WHaLERiDER: But I still think that da C.O.P. demo was tuffer than da one from Black Quartz's! Ya CWU lamers ain't worthy to come'n' -
mAkaron: But Black Quartz had a better dezign!!
WHaLERiDER: Whatta fuck is dezign worth if ya just recycle da same old fx? A true fx blast beats dezign shits anytime -
mAkaron: Who cares how good the effects ares, they don't save the demo if the dezign sucks!
WHaLERiDER: Well, C.O.P.'s dezign wasn't exactly shit either...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Seems da hall's so fuckin' full once again.
wArlord: It might seem like so, yeah.
mAkaron: Reckon the folks be crowdin' up to watch the PC introcompo...
kHanatik: I heard a rumour that there would be more than three hundred paid visitors present.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And then all of those chicks who got in for free when some crews brought them here from da downtown!
schistic: They should go away if they ain't ready to pay!! I would've been ready to pay for real, unlike those fuckin' dumbass bimbos!!
kHanatik: I completely agree with you. The party atmoshpere is spoiled if some of the visitors have no dedication to the scene.
mAkaron: Tawkin' of dedication to the scene... it fuckin' sucks that I ain't even properly drunk right now!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, still pisses me off that da orgz took our kiljus and I hafta fuckin' be almost sober!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I don't even dare to shout durin' da prodz how shitty they are!!
dr.TREmolo: Maybe it's better that any nobodies shout any lame comments...
wHitedodge: Hey, whaddaboot bummin' some beer for us? Or at least ask some legal-aged to bring us some from the store?? Then we'd dare to shout -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da stores already closed at six!!
wArlord: Yeah, we should've bummed for 'em while we went to buy some provisions from the store... would've gone much smoother...
mAkaron: Didye already run out of sandwiches, Kassu?
wHitedodge: Yeah I did, and I was helluva hungry even after that!!
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Hey, damn, CWU doodz! Listen to me.
mAkaron: What's it now?
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: We've got then an intro in da compo. Cheer like a fuckova lotsa when it's shown and also vote for it!!!
mAkaron: Allrighty, we're gonna cheer at it then!
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Look at it, goddamn, they're startin' right now!!
wHitedodge: I'm so terribly excited!!!
<SYMPTOMOUS PROJECTS - INTRO 42>
wHitedodge: Wowwww what a tuff one!!
WHaLERiDER: It was a fuckin' average shit, dammit!
TECHNOFALCON: SHIIIIT!! A PILE OF STEAMIN' SHIIIIT!!!
RAZORSTORM: Yeah, quite an anemic one. Even their rotozoomer skipped frames...
WHaLERiDER: Right! DA LAMERZ AT SYMPTOMOUS PROJECTS SHOULD LEARN TO FUCKIN' CODE!!
<HIRMU - RONSU>
BREADER: Uhuhuh, Hirmu!!
FOOTMAN: Guess the overall level of this compo is quite low, as such an effectless shit got thru!!
MARACK: Or then they've just got a shitty sieve...
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Right, at least our joke intro actually has an effect!!
<TERRORBAUM - COARTASSENT>
wHitedodge: I'm so excited!!
WHaLERiDER: Fuck these effects are so tired in this shit!
TECHNOFALCON: SHIIIIT!!
mAkaron: Yeah, there wasn't much effort to that either. So, that MAHTI intro might even have some chance!!
WHaLERiDER: Well, hopefully da compo ain't fuckin' gonna end up THAT shitty!
<HIRMU - ZIRAAHF>
BREADER: Uhuhuh, another Hirmu!!
FOOTMAN: Whatta hell!?!?
TECHNOFALCON: FUCKIN' CRAPPY SHIT!!!
mAkaron: 'Twas a nearly similar shit as their previous one!!
MARACK: Right, they've really gotten a fuckin' shitty sieve!!
wHitedodge: Wonder if the Mahti demo's gonna be next -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Intro and not a fuckin' demo dammit!!!
wHitedodge: Oh, right, Mahti intro...
<MFX - TRANSGRESSION 2>
RAZORSTORM: Well, now's there some really fuckin' tuff stuff comin' up!
wHitedodge: Woowwww!!
TECHNOFALCON: SHIT!!!
RAZORSTORM: Fuckin' REALTIME RAYTRACING!!!
FOOTMAN: COMPLETE KLUDGE DAMMIT!!
RAZORSTORM: D'ye really think so?
FOOTMAN: It's a fuckin' PHYSICAL IMPOSSIBILITY to make a nearly realtime raytracer for some cisc -
mAkaron: But at least it looked good even if it weren't raytraced for real?
WHaLERiDER: Yeah, 'twas quite neat-lookin' as an fx and at least a new fx even if it were fake -
WHaLERiDER: Hey, da Cyrbie prod's comin' up next!
<CYRBION - DISCO DAWN>
dr.TREmolo: CYRBION!!!
WHaLERiDER: CYRBION!!!
dr.TREmolo: REALLY FUCKIN' TUFF STUFF COMIN' UP NOW!!!
TECHNOFALCON: SHIT!!!
mAkaron: That was quite good, yeah, but the one by MFX was tuffer for real...
WHaLERiDER: It fuckin' wasn't!!!
RAZORSTORM: That wasn't even a real phong there, clearly just a gouraud faked to look like phong...
FOOTMAN: Right! Real phong wouldn't go full framerate with some cisc shit -
dr.TREmolo: Fuck yar ass there, it was a real phong dammit!
wHitedodge: I'm so excited... wonder if Mahti's gonna come next -
mAkaron: Guess the Cyrbie one was the last one.
wHitedodge: Eh, MEH!!!
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: WHY DIDN'T Y'ALL SHOW DA MAHTI PROD DAMMIT?!??
YRJÖMESTARI: RIGHT, DAMMIT!!! AND STILL SHOWED SOME HIRMU's 10-SEC JOKES!!!
PÄÄNRÄÄKKÄÄJÄ: SHOW HUARATIALOTUS BY MAHTI!!!
PÄÄNRÄÄKKÄÄJÄ: EVEN OUTSIDE DA COMPO, BUT SHOW IT!!!
DOME: We fuckin' won't show it dammit!! Totally classless SHIT!!
PÄÄNRÄÄKKÄÄJÄ: Unlike Hirmu's intros, ya say? Y'all are now bein' so fuckin' biased -
RAZORSTORM: There are real elite crews behind Hirmu, so they've got the priority!!
dr.TREmolo: Mahti's just Mahti, it's only got all da miserable losers who tried to get to Hirmu but weren't let in!!
ELECTRON: Bwahahah, Hirmu's not for tryin' to get in, you just get in!!
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: That's exactly da same joining policy as we've got dammit!!
dr.TREmolo: But Hirmu members can do cool stuff for real even if they just release jokes as Hirmu! Mahti can't make nuffin' else than jokes!!
PÄÄNRÄÄKKÄÄJÄ: Well, at least we've got some style in our jokes!
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: And besides, many of our members got cool stuff FOR REAL, like Porkkala and his Väinämöic Warriors project...
WHaLERiDER: That's just a game, totally irrelevant to demos!!
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: But wouldna that prove that Mahti can do sump'n too??
dr.TREmolo: Make a fuckin' demo then dammin if yar s'posed to know how!! Other skill demonstrations don't count!
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Well, we've got demos in da democompo, THERE Y'ALL SEE THEN!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, there's da PC democompo beginnin' already...
wHitedodge: YEAAAHHH!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It fuckin' sucks that Wampires' got a demo in da compo but we don't!!
mAkaron: Right, dammit!
DiCKiNSTASiA: (Let's then boo like fuckin' lots at Wampires' demo so that they all'd get how much it sucks!!)
MURDER: Huhuhuh, Wampires 1 - Chaos 0!
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Hey, y'all CWU doodz there too, cheer like fuckin' lots at every Mahti demo!!
PÄÄNRÄÄKKÄÄJÄ: We've got like at least ten demos in da compo and maybe even more!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But dinna they rank like a helluva buncha of 'em jokes outta da compo?
wHitedodge: Hey, now it's startin'!! I'm so excited!!
<PENARON - BLACK NAKED TORUS>
MARACK: We'v fuckin' seen them there donuts dammit!
mAkaron: Yeah, and all kinda lumps and spikeballs and 3DS Max stock ducks... they should at least model sumthang original!!
TECHNOFALCON: 'TWAS SO FUCKIN SHITTY!!!
WHaLERiDER: It would've been an okay intro but as a demo it was so fuckin' lame...
PENARON: 'Coz I couldna fuckin' get the tune to a smaller space!! Otherwise I'd putten it in the introcompo!
dr.TREmolo: That makes ya a fuckin' lousy musician then...
PENARON: Fuckin' hell, does it make a shitty musician if he wants to use proper samples instead of some chippy puffs!?
WHaLERiDER: A real couder would've generated da drum samples by calculatin'...
FOOTMAN: All the generated samples fuckin' suck compared to ones sampled from the real world!
FOOTMAN: Intros are so useless twiddlin' anyway... they should fuckin' drop all the introcompos so the folks would concentrate on true demos!!
<FIVE CODERS - RAVEDEMO>
BREADER: Eheheheh!!!
mAkaron: That's fuckin' just the right kinda shout-out to the 3DS stock objects!!
FOOTMAN: Yeah, and to JMagic and his fake faces!!
TECHNOEAGLE: SHIT!!!
BREADER: "At least five thousand faces", uhuhuh!!!
wArlord: That was the best so far for real!
WHaLERiDER: Even the engine was good enuff to compensate for that lame jokin'...
<VITUNTUHKA - FENOLITRIPPI>
FOOTMAN: But this one's sure gonna be some fuckin' shitty jokeprod judgin' from the name already!!
TECHNOEAGLE: IT'S SOME HELLUVA FUCKIN BULLSHIT!!!
dr.TREmolo: A FUCKIN' BAD ONE EVEN AS A JOKE!!!
FOOTMAN: It was still better as a joke than most Hirmu-
dr.TREmolo: BEHAVE THERE NOW!!
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Hirmu's humor is totally pissy shit compared to da Mahti quality!!
PORKKALA: Right! If y'all accept a music comparison, Hirmu is comparable to some of Jope Ruonansuu's embarrasingly bad humor stuff...
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Uhuhuh!!
dr.TREmolo: Behave yarselves there now and start drinkin' some more dammit!
dr.TREmolo: Oh fuck, it's da time for da Cyrbie demo!
<CYRBION - NERVOSITY>
dr.TREmolo: CYRBION!!!
WHaLERiDER: CYRBION!!!
dr.TREmolo: HOT STUFF COMIN' UP NOW!!!
RAZORSTORM: Yeah, a fuckin' hot pmode error...
WHaLERiDER: Did ya boot it clean?
DOME: Y'all had actually checked the himem-only box in the entry form...
WHaLERiDER: Fuck it, it's wrong! Boot it clean, dammit!
FOOTMAN: Really good code you've got there, if there's some difference even under pmode if some himem driver is loaded or not...
RAZORSTORM: I don't reckon 'twas just aboot the boot.
WHaLERiDER: Didya have UniVBE loaded?
DOME: "Clean" includes that there's no UniVBE either...
WHaLERiDER: Then fuckin' reboot and with UniVBE!! We've got a VESA fallback for da case that our own hicolor code won't work...
RAZORSTORM: Y'all should've just use the VGA mode so y'all would've skipped this hassle...
FOOTMAN: Shut up there, ya progress-slower! HICOLOR IS THE FUTURE!
RAZORSTORM: Fuckin' SVGA BRINGS NO TALENT!
DOME: Seems it failed even with UniVBE... that's some progress for y'all there again.
WHaLERiDER: Fuckin' fuck! Could we get some extra time, and I'm gonna make a quick fix for that?
DOME: Allrighty, we're gonna show one more demo here in between, but if yer demo fails even after that, we're gonna disqualify it!
WHaLERiDER: Okay okay, I'm gonna make the fix really fuckin' quickly...
<ELC - VACUUM BYTES>
FOOTMAN: E-EL-CEE!!!
MARACK: E-EL-CEE!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, right, da prod by da Gatenet clowns...
mAkaron: Ain't it fuckin got no fx at all, just a 3d engine?
TECHNOEAGLE: SHIT!!!
dr.TREmolo: So, ye released da same prod as da last time, ya just changed da objects and music!!
FOOTMAN: We fuckin' don't care about codin' some pixelfillers anymaw!
FOOTMAN: IT'S 1996 AND NOT FUCKIN' 1992 NOW DAMMIT!! 3D CARDS ARE FOR TODAY!! AND THE FUTURE!!
dr.TREmolo: Mmmright, it would actually be quite cool if 3D cards would get popular...
mAkaron: IT FUCKIN' WOULDN'T, ALL THE CREATIVITY AND TALENT WOULD DISAPPEAR AND THE SCENE WOULD DIE!!!
SPHINX: Well, there hasn't been either to begin with, on the PC side...
DOME: Has Cyrbion already fixed their demo? Disqualifyin' in ten seconds, nine, eight ...
WHaLERiDER: Allright allright, copy that exe from this floppy over the old one.
<CYRBION - NERVOSITY>
dr.TREmolo: CYRBION!!! CYRBION!!!
RAZORSTORM: Wow, now it even started to work!!
TECHNOEAGLE: SHIT!!!
BREADER: Y'all had so tuff them there light fx in that there tunnel and elsewhere too!!
WHaLERiDER: Well, took me just fuckin' five minutes to make some shitty ones... for real I'd know how to make much better ones if I cared to!!!
<COMA - PAIMEN>
RAZORSTORM: Now, this one's gonna be totally mindfuckin' stuff!!
TECHNOEAGLE: SHIIIT!!!
MARACK: Them there Bible quotes worked so fuckin' well there!!
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Yeah, usually them there scenepoetries are totally fuckin' awkward crap but that touched my heart for real!!
WHaLERiDER: But was there anythin' technically good in there??
WHaLERiDER: Some fuckin' noise and video and other random stuff in da background and no fx ya could even make out what it is!!
FOOTMAN: Right, even the 3D object was fuckin' wireframe, not even flatfill...
PORKKALA: Yeah, but at least I think it worked there better than a filled one would have...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But that's totally unforgivable to have some fuckin' FINNISH-LANGUAGE TEXTS DAMMIT!
dr.TREmolo: Right, ya could stand Finnish texts in a jokeprod, but in a serious demo - NEVER!
<DOOMRAPERS - DRILLMANIA>
TECHNOEAGLE: SHIIIT!!!
mAkaron: That had quite a tuff quality but dinna really feel like anythang after that Coma demo...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Right, I'm gonna vote Coma as the first also...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, that was da last one then.
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: WHATTA FUCK!? WHY DINNA Y'ALL SHOW NOT A SINGLE MAHTI DEMO???
MURDER: OUR DEMO WASN'T SHOWN EITHER DAMMIT!!! EVEN THOUGH WE HAD EFFECTS FOR REAL!!!
MARACK: Maybe y'all dinna have no donut?
MURDER: WE WOULD'VE EVEN HAD A DONUT FOR REAL!!
PSYCOTIC: AND EVEN A FUCKIN SMOOTH GOURAUD ENGINE FOR THAT THERE DONUT!!
MURDER: AND STILL Y'ALL DINNA SHOW IT!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya should've taken us to fix it...
MURDER: Well, we fuckin' couldna find y'all nowhere!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: (Bwahahah, schadenfreude is the best freude!!)
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Look at that, there be them orgas goin' dammit!!
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: HEY FUCKIN' DOOD THERE, WHY DINNA Y'ALL NOT SHOW OUR PROD!?!?
DOME: 'Cause it was such a TORTURE to even watch 'em in the jury!!
ELECTRON: There was like sump'n like thirty shitty jokedemos and WE HAD TO WATCH 'EM ALL THRU!!
DOME: And in addition to the jokes, there was one that made us all feel helluva sick!!
ELECTRON: And Fireback got an epileptic seizure out of it and got to the hospital!!
DOME: We then decided to have a fuckin' tight filter and disqualify all the even slightly sucky ones that had more joke than code!!
ELECTRON: We even considered bannin' the makers of such epilepsy prods from even entering the party!!
DOME: To hell with all of them party sabotage lamers!
ELECTRON: Right! If Exotic Men ain't there sabotagin' the party by pissing, there be still some WAMPIRES and MAHTI and their epilepsy prods!!
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: WE'RE GONNA RISE TO REBELLION, DAMMIT!!!
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: AGAINST THE DICKHEADEDNESS OF ALL OF Y'ALLS ELITIST CREWS!!
PÄÄNRÄÄKKÄÄJÄ: Hey, CWU doodz could also join us in our font!! Come on!!
wArlord: Yeah, it does feel a bit unfair, that kinda goin'-on...
wHitedodge: At least I'm gonna yell!
wHitedodge: FUCKIN' UNFAIR SHITTY GAY ORGANAZIS DAMMIT!!!
DOME: I might state it now like that if y'all don't agree with our policies, then ORGANIZE A PARTY OF YER OWN, DAMMIT!!
ELECTRON: Uhuhuh, just let 'em organize that... Nobody would even show up at such a nobodies' party!!
SPHINX: Right, some ten local lamers in some school sports hall...
SPHINX: Playin' Doom and Descent and whatever fuckin' PC vector games there was...
dr.TREmolo: And all da prods in da compo would be some ten-second Turbo Pascal turds!!
MÄRKÄKYRPÄ: Ya mean, like them Hirmu intros?
dr.TREmolo: FUCKIN SHUDDUP! YA DON'T GET ABSOLUTELY NUFFIN' 'BOUT DA SCENE PRINCIPLES!!
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