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date .......... sat 1996-01-20 at 12:11

location ...... juhla 3.1415926 partyplace

present ....... kHanatik     / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                wArlord      / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                mR.mEgAsTuFf / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                wHitedodge   / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                mAkaron      / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                DiCKiNSTASiA / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                schistic     / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                and lotsa non-cwu scenedoodz

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wArlord: Bloody hell what a hangover...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, feelin' quite shitty. I would've stayed there at LAZERCODE if that Gatenet meetin' wasn't just now...

wHitedodge: So helluva lame folks they, havin' some meetin' at one pm!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, wonder who was da know-it-all clown who came up with that time... or heck, I wouldn't actually care less dammit.

wHitedodge: The whole Fakenet is full of just the kinda hardware-snobbing upgrader-lamers the CGK guys warned us about!!

kHanatik: We shoulkd indeed be cautious regarding the clownery in question. Let us regard it as an exercise in countering lameness, for instance.

wArlord: Look at that, C.O.P. guys have come to the party too.

PHASERHAWK: Look, hi.

wHitedodge: Were y'all makin' a demo?

PHASERHAWK: Yeah, I'm living here in Iisalmi now so we met up at my place and finished the demo.

DRAGONCROW: Have y'allselves got anything in the compos?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Is the deadline over already?

DRAGONCROW: Yeah, it is...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck!

PHASERHAWK: Well, if y'all have some really tuff prod then I guess they might take it in the compo even after the deadline...

DRAGONCROW: Yeah, if it's a good demo then what matters it gettin' it to the compo machine before the compo ends.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We had some conflicts in our crew, and our main coder defected to another crew with da demo code, so it would've ended up quite shitty -

ELECTRON: I guess there's no room for any post-deadline entries in the music compos at least. Like fuckin' two hundred entries there.

DOME: It'll take the whole afternoon to jury them dammit... and it's nearly as bad with the PC compos!

ELECTRON: Folks've filled the PC compos with some shitty jokeprods!! I guess we're gonna unqualify at least half of them straight away...

DOME: But if somebody of y'all is interested in comin' to jury then be my guests, goddammit!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least I'm not comin' nowhere cause there's soon Gatenet meetin' -

DOME: I was actually talking to the C.O.P. guys mostly.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, right, okay then!

mINDeAGLE: At least I am ready to participate.

PHASERHAWK: Yeah, I'm gonna come too.

TECHNOFALCON: So, what about movin' there then.

NOLETZ: Hey, are ya gonna have a jury? May I come too?

DOME: There's plenty of room -

DRAGONCROW: We're not gonna take any Atari lamers to the jury dammit!!

TECHNOFALCON: Yeah, get the hell outta there with that non-multitaskin' Atari of yers, y'all lost the machine wars already!!

TECHNOFALCON: Man, it's so hard for him to believe he lost even though we removed the front wheel from his bike on at least three parties -

NOLETZ: We didn't lose! In Falcon there's chunky graphics mode, truecolor, programmable DSP -

DRAGONCROW: And who's got some Falcon anyway? Atari even took it outta the market 'cause it was such a total failure!

NOLETZ: Well, at least Atari still exists as a company, unlike Commodore...

mINDeAGLE: I do not believe this will be the case for many months.

DOME: Are y'all gonna come to the jury now or not?

DRAGONCROW: We're comin', as long as that ATARI LOSER WON'T COME!!

TECHNOFALCON: Yeah, go listen yer lousy bloops from that substandard soundchip of yers while we're juryin' -

NOLETZ: In Falcon there's eight 16-bit stereo channels, while Amiga's only got four 8-bit -

ELECTRON: Well, maybe we could take the C.O.P. guys in the jury and leave the Atari scene out...

DOME: Yeah, C.O.P. members are far more credible in the jury member listin' of the results file than somebody who can't admit losing machine wars!

TECHNOFALCON: Good that we got some agreement dammit.

...

wArlord: It looks like that there's computer places comin' to the hall too.

kHanatik: Indeed. Maybe we should locate our computer here as well.

FIREBACK: Yeah, there's still some tables if ye have energy to carry 'em... so, if y'all still wanna some computer inside then come and get a table.

wHitedodge: Oh, right, my comuter's still there in the trailer!! Let's go get it really quick until it freezes over!!!

wArlord: Well, what if we first brought the table for it...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least I'm not going nowhere! Gatenet meetin' -

wArlord: I guess we'd manage to the meetin' in time.

schistic: Hiiii!!

wArlord: Hey, schistic.

schistic: Where did ya vanish then at night?

wHitedodge: We got to be at CGK members' place to continue!!

schistic: Oh, right!! I tried to find ya there at tractor but there was onl mAkaron and DiCKiNSTASiA there...

schistic: So I then spent the whole night with Wampires and then with Doomrapers.

schistic: And now I was at music compo jury but there were so fuckin' shitty tunes that I couldn't stand 'em... others left in between too.

kHanatik: Well, fortunately C.O.P. members replaced you in the jury.

wHitedodge: But hey, we should've left for grabbin' my computer into here!! I hope it's still workin'!!

schistic: Okay, but I guess we'll see sometime later.

wHitedodge: Allright, see ye then!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm not gonna leave anywhere now that da Gatenet meetin' starts right soon!

schistic: Oh, yeah, right, they've got that meetin' now! Good that I realized I should leave the jury.

DiCKiNSTASiA: Hiii...

schistic: Mornin'!

mAkaron: Mawrnin'...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And where were ya?

DiCKiNSTASiA: We were boozin' with 'em MAHTI members in their car and then came inside to pass out...

mAkaron: MAHTI!!!

DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, MAHTI!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Goddamn it's such a clowncrew... fuckin' SCENE'S GONNA DIE for that kinda jokegroups, ya can quote me on that dammit!!

schistic: They tried to join me to MAHTI as well but I told 'em that I'm loyal to CWU and not gonna go anywhere else from there!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Good then.. they joined me into it but I don't think I gave any approval for that...

schistic: Then back inside the Doomrapers dudes tried to join me to HiRMU and I didn't go there either.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, it's really not worthy to get into some jokegroups dammit!!

mAkaron: But what else's there in Heidi's life?

schistic: Don't fuckin' address me by real name, that totally fucks my party feeling...

mAkaron: Oh, right, sorry.

schistic: But yeah. Some time ago, I made the final decision to put up a board of my own.

DiCKiNSTASiA: With which soft?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: With some fuckin' BBBS I guess, women don't understand nuffin' -

schistic: Eh, well, with PCBoard.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, good then...

MARACK: Hi, mAkaron and Dickie.

mAkaron: Hii...

DiCKiNSTASiA: Hello...

MARACK: Who are y'all others there?

mAkaron: Here be like some CWU members now...

MARACK: Right, some capture clowns and vandal messagers, that was all we needed!!

kHanatik: Different CWU. We are cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN.

FOOTMAN: Well, dinna y'all just change yer name...

kHanatik: Yes, in principle, but it was also a sign of having mentally matured and left the vandal days behind.

MARACK: Y'all better have matured then!! Lamecaptures are the most wretched kinda bull-fuckin'-shit!!

FOOTMAN: Yeah... ya can quote me havin' said that SCENE WILL DIE becoz of all them lamecaptures and such.

kHanatik: You are completely right in this regard.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Are ya from Gatenet?

MARACK: Yeah, there'd be a meetin' here right soon. We came just a bit earlier here to reserve the place...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm mR.mEgAsTuFf.

MARACK: Right...

schistic: I'm schistic and there's kHanatik... and those Kuopio guys ya already knew, right?

MARACK: Yeah... I'm MARACK and there's FOOTMAN...

FOOTMAN: I printed at home this kind of Gatenet Meeting label with my laser printer.

KIMBLE: And I'm KIMBLE.

FOOTMAN: Oh, KIMBLE, hi.

wArlord: Hi...

KIMBLE: I fuckin' staid up the whole night... anyone got any caffeine pills to borrow??

wHitedodge: Wowww, I also wanna some caffeine pills if ye can use 'em to avoid fallin' asleep!!

KIMBLE: And who are ya there then?

wHitedodge: wHitedodge of cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN...

KIMBLE: D'ya use Gatenet?

wHitedodge: Yeah, I'm the sysop of that EMPTYNESS.

KIMBLE: Oh, yeah, right!

FOOTMAN: I only have pills to borrow to other crew members...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya mean ELC members?

FOOTMAN: Yeah...

BREADER: Hiii...

MARACK: Hey look, BREADER.

BREADER: Did ye have them there Babylon fives...?

MARACK: Yeah, there's the first and second season now in this bag...

BREADER: Oh hell, they're just plainly there, them tapes!!

MARACK: Sorry, I couldna fit any cushion there anymaw...

BREADER: I'm gonna like wrap them in my coat so they won't break up...

FOOTMAN: They're like some "old-fashioned shit", them VHSes, but it's easier for now to use 'em if there's no MPEG compression card!

MARACK: I reckon they're like helluva expensive for now...

FOOTMAN: Yeah, and I thought that Diamond Edge 3D I bought would be a better investment before it.

BREADER: But gosh, Babylon five... I can't wait gettin' to watch 'em!!

MARACK: Yeah, we in Kuopio always watch 'em with a video projector at the same pace as that contact of mine sends 'em from Britain.

FOOTMAN: It'd be better to have a kinda contact who has 'em as MPEG files, it'd lower the postal fees quite a lot...

BREADER: I've heard there's some fuckin' tuff 3D-rendered space battles there!!

FOOTMAN: Yeah, but they are of quite a crappy quality on the first season 'cause they've been rendered with an Amiga and not PC.

BREADER: Bwahah, Amiga!!

kHanatik: Krhm...

FOOTMAN: Well, they don't look quite as lousy as ya'd imagine... but still much lousier than the second season. Progress progresses, PC rolls on...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Nngggh...

MARACK: It's anyway worthy to jump straight to the last episode of the first season if the earlier episodes get boring due to that Amiga shit.

FOOTMAN: Yeah, that plot of theirs only start properly at the end of the second season. There's nuffin' important yet in the first season...

BREADER: Righty...

wHitedodge: Well, are ye that FOOTMAN?

FOOTMAN: Yeah...

wHitedodge: Can ye make 'em CDs of yer own??

FOOTMAN: Yeah, I've got that recording CD-ROM drive at my computer place. So if ya've got a hard disk, zip drive or a DAT tape then I can do...

wHitedodge: I've got a hard disk with me!!

FOOTMAN: Well, that drive's actually reserved for some hours, but I can put ya in the end of the queue if yar ready to pay...

wHitedodge: It was thirty marks, right??

FOOTMAN: I raised the fee to fifty marks 'cause of that surprising demand.

wHitedodge: Fuckin' hell then!! I guess I've gotta dig up 'em money somewhere then...

MARACK: I guess quite many have some MP3 files and not just software, pics and mods...

FOOTMAN: Yeah, that MP3 is trendin' quite intensely now.

TARNEL: Hi...

FOOTMAN: Hey look, Tarnel.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Wowww, hi Tarnel!!!

TARNEL: Hi to ye too, whoever ye are.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm -

PORKKALA: Hi to all...

FOOTMAN: And who are ya?

PORKKALA: I'm that there PORKKALA, from the side of the 95X area codes, just like Tarnel...

BREADER: Yeah, PORKKALA!! It's so fuckin' tuff that game project of yers, that Väinämöic Warriors...

PORKKALA: Yeah.

MARACK: Could we start the meeting officially already?

FOOTMAN: Yeah, it'd be one pm already.

MARACK: Could we take an introduction round, everbody tells who they are...

FOOTMAN: Okay.

MARACK: I'm MARACK... of ELC... SysOp of Dark Hole...

FOOTMAN: FOOTMAN of ELC, Future Dungeon...

KIMBLE: KIMBLE of ELC and TERRoRBaUM PRoDUCTiONS, Mysterous Gate...

BREADER: BREADER of CobraVision ...

schistic: schistic of cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN ...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: mR.mEgAsTuFf of CWU, Slaughterhouse 3000...

wHitedodge: wHitedodge of CWU, Emptyness BBBS...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: (Didya fuckin' hafta mention that BBBS dammit...)

wArlord: wArlord of CWU, Frontline...

kHanatik: kHanatik of CWU, DECREPiTUDE...

TARNEL: Did y'all have some other nicks too?

wHitedodge: Well, I used to be WaRe FuCKeR...

TARNEL: Oh, yeah, right, that clown.

kHanatik: And I was dArK sTuFfEr.

wArlord: And I'm dA dArK ELiTE, or dA dArK WaNKeR, or JUiCE and whatever there were...

TARNEL: Realnames would be useful too...

wArlord: Well, I'm Jussi Hirvonen -

schistic: And let's fuckin not go to some realnames or I'm gonna getta fuck outta this meetin'!!

wHitedodge: Yeah, ye spoiled the whole party feelin' now, wArlord!!!

kHanatik: I completely agree. We are in the cyber reality of a demo party and not in a governmental office.

TARNEL: Phew, let's then be in some kids' cyber deality, dammit.

MARACK: But let's finish the round...

mAkaron: I'm mAkaron of CWU, or formerly SYnTETiK DaRKNeSS, SysOp of PC.Syntetik Dimension...

PORKKALA: I'm PORKKALA of ELC and MAHTI...

DiCKiNSTASiA: And I'm DICKINTASIA... of CWU.

TARNEL: Seems we've got quite a big CWU representation here, even though most of yer boards ain't even fuckin' part of Gatenet anymaw...

MARACK: Besides, I reckon Megastuff and Warefucker got banned from writing last summer already! Should we throw them away of the meetin' as well?

schistic: I'm then gonna leave the meeting too if ya ban 'em!!

TARNEL: Well, let 'em just be, they haven't done any vandalism live yet...

MARACK: Okey... but even a slight vandalism and yer gonna throw outta the meeting right away!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, okay...

wHitedodge: ...

BREADER: Yeah.

kHanatik: ...

wArlord: Like that.

PORKKALA: ...

FOOTMAN: Did we run outta topics?

MARACK: Seem so.

BREADER: Yeah.

FOOTMAN: Well, err...

wHitedodge: Tell me what them there MP3 be for real??

mR.mEgAsTuFf: (Don't ya fuckin' even know that...)

BREADER: Well, they're a kinda music format...

MARACK: Ye mean sound compression format...

BREADER: Yeah, right.

wHitedodge: Okey, which tracker d'ye make 'em with?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: (Oh, fuckin' clown...)

MARACK: Listen to me, it ain't no morons' tracker format but a grown-up folks' real-world format... MPEG Audio Layer 3...

FOOTMAN: Like real-world music, hey, not any homecomputer kludge. Like a packed WAV in principle.

wHitedodge: So, ye've gotta unpack in into a WAV to listen to it? So stoopid! Who's even got enuff space on their hard disk -

MARACK: Ye can also play it in real time if ye've got enuff of that kinda computin' power...

FOOTMAN: Yeah, and if ya use WinPlay3 even some 486 is well enough -

DiCKiNSTASiA: So, it's some Windows shit!!

FOOTMAN: It works with OS/2 too...

DiCKiNSTASiA: OS/2 is some Windows shit too!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Windows shit or not, mods are helluva lotsa truer than some packed WAVs...

TARNEL: Phew, "helluva lotsa truer", try to sound a bit more child-

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Piss on ya too!! Women don't understand nuffin' 'bout scene trueness!!

MARACK: And what d'ye use that trueness for? Especialy if that "true" music of yers is some old-fashioned shit?

kHanatik: I would see that any music produced with microchips is considerably less "old-fashioned" than most of the recorded -

MARACK: Who cares what most of it's like! What matters is what is possible!!

FOOTMAN: Yeah, in principle it's like "unlimited channels, unlimited processing effort, unlimited sample length", and so on!!

FOOTMAN: Ya could like use the whole fuckin' computing capital of the universe for the song and it still won't eat any more power when played!!

mAkaron: Yeah, let's create a whole new fuckin' universe to get an em-pee-three tracked all over-the-top -

MARACK: But MP3 lets ya make helluva lot cooler and more modern stuff than with realtime trackers!

kHanatik: And what would you use that modernness for?

MARACK: Why d'ye even have a computer if ye reckon like that?!

kHanatik: Why are you at a demoparty if you think that trueness is useless?

TARNEL: Maybe the CWU boys are just jealous aboot that their computers don't have the power to play MP3s in realtime...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It's still a fuckin waste of computer power and disk space even if they could!!

TARNEL: So, ye confirmed my suspicions with that comment. Ye don't have enuff computing power and disk space yerself and yer jealous for that.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' ya are jealous there, for havin' no penis dammit!!

DiCKiNSTASiA: (Tee-hee...)

kHanatik: I believe it might be possible to get software MP3 decompression work on a 386 without a floating point unit. On the Amiga -

BREADER: On the Amiga, bwahahah!!!

FOOTMAN: Listen to me now, ya fuckin' satanist crackpot, these computers here have like physivcal limits how much they can compute and not!

FOOTMAN: And some MP3 has been mathematically proven to require a certain amount of floating point computation, so an FPU is a minimum requirement!

wHitedodge: Don't ye believe in optimization at all???

MARACK: Phew, no matter how carefully ye hand-optimized, ye won't get so much more to it to get 'em floating-point algos run realtime!!

TARNEL: They could actually run fixedpoint-

MARACK: If ye even try to optimize some completely thought-out algorithm more than fifty percent, yer gonna bump into the laws of physics!

kHanatik: I assume you are not familiar with the recent achievements of the C64 scene?

BREADER: Phew, all the C64 demos are some helluva kludge and no real true software technology!!

BREADER: Faked a fuckin' bunch to get sump'n that looks slightly like a gouraud or a landscape or sump'n...

wHitedodge: THEY'VE FUCKIN' GOT REAL GOURAUDS THERE DAMMIT!!

BREADER: They fuckin' don't! Thangs have their own mathematical limits that are fuckin' LAWS OF NATURE!

MARACK: Yeah! If ye've got some lousy one-megahertz gear ye can only use the same old commands in different orders!

BREADER: Technology progresses with megahertzes and hardware upgrades! If ye wanna do new things, ye need to upgrade!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Err, I'd be interested in da same thing as kHanatik here: why in hell are ya at a demoparty if ya think like that?

BREADER: Fuckin' hell! 'Cause we're into computer stuff, then sure in hell are we gonna come to a demoparty!?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hey, scene is 'bout a bit different kinda computer stuff than yer miserable hardware snobbery...

BREADER: Yeah, there are all kindsa stuck-in-the-past Amiga morons and the like here... but luckily there's some real progress in the PC scene!

FOOTMAN: Even though it sucks that the compo machine is just some 486DX/66 and not a real Pentium...

BREADER: Yeah, completely useless slowin' down of technology!!

FOOTMAN: Right, I've only been codin' stuff for the 3D card recently, haven't been a slightest fuck inspired 'bout asm-kludging some soft filler!!

FOOTMAN: But once we'll get rid of the PCs and get some true 64-bit Silicon Graphics to every home, then that'll be the golden age of the scene!!

BREADER: Yeah, ye wouldna even need asm for nuffin' then!! The C compilers in RISC-based Unixes beat even the tuffest democoders at asm optimization!!

mAkaron: Yeah, one "golden age" of lamers, not having to be able to even optimize anymaw...

wArlord: And ain't 'em Silicons like expensive as hell?

FOOTMAN: PCs where that too in the eighties! Then the older PCs got so much cheapers that even hobbyists could afford 'em...

FOOTMAN: The same thing will happen with Unix workstations!

FOOTMAN: In 2000 they won't probably sell a single new Wintel PC anymore, just Silicon and Sun...

BREADER: Yeah, in the 2000s nobody but some poor losers are gonna have some miserable CISC Wintendos anymaw!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It still sounds quite fuckin' lame to me, just upgradin' yar gear and then not havin' to optimize or to have talent or anything!!

MARACK: If ye don't like progress, ye can go to live in a cave, dammit!!!

kHanatik: I believe that it might still be possible to create things without 3D acceleration that are impossible for 3D acceleration cards.

BREADER: So, ye mean like what?

kHanatik: Realtime raytracing, for example.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: (Fuckin' fuck...)

MARACK: What're ye musin' there ye fuckin' crackpot? YE CAN'T GET RAYTRACIN' TO REALTIME, AT LEAST WITH SOME CISC GEAR!!!

mAkaron: Yeah, ye should choose a better example now...

kHanatik: Well, what about this: if I understand right, 3D cards mostly accelerate polygon rendering?

BREADER: What else are they s'posed to accelerate then??

kHanatik: In addition to raytracing, tunnel effects and voxel landscapes are neither based on polygon rendering routines.

BREADER: Yeah, if ye kludge that for some fuckin' Amiga then it ain't based on it, but if ye make 'em RIGHT then it is!!

kHanatik: And who defines what is right?

BREADER: Fuckin' gosh, the real-world experts and professionals who code this stuff for their job!!

BREADER: In the real world ye've gotta follow standards and processes and not use some fuckin' teenagers' non-polygonal kludges!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Then get fuckin' into da real world of yers and leave us alone with our teenage kludges dammit!!!

mAkaron: Ye fuckin' miserable lamers just upgrade their shitty pentiums but WE'RE GONNA STAY TRUE!!!

wHitedodge: We were at CGK's place last night!! And we saw the proof there that C64 code is progressing as well!!

BREADER: Right, y'all saw some fuckin' look-up-table kludge that looks like some fuckin' realtime raytracer for three seconds -

wHitedodge: 'Twas some code from the future!! In the 2030s they're gonna invent a kinda quantum time machine ye can send code to the past with!!

MARACK: Right, y'all guys have even seen Terminator 2 too many times...

BREADER: Or Terminator 1, there's that 6502 asm rollin' on screen so ye can easily imagine all kinda time machine stuff about yer computer too...

wHitedodge: THAT DEMO WAS FROM THE FUTURE FOR REAL, DAMMIT!!!

wHitedodge: YE CAN GO DIRECTLY ASK CGK TO SHOW IT!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We'd fuckin' need some CGK or C.O.P. or even fuckin' Cyrbion guys to tell what's elite for real and what ain't...

wHitedodge: I'm gonna find 'em right the way!!!

kHanatik: Do not go yet. We need enough manpower for the debate that is currently in progress.

wHitedodge: Well, we're use them there elites to get that manpower...?

kHanatik: Most of the elites present at the partyplace are supposedly in the compo jury.

TARNEL: Err, well, could we like get those CWU clowns the hell outta here already...?

kHanatik: We have no plans to go anywhere. The meeting is just beginning.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we fuckin' ain't, especially if some hag starts whinin'!!

TARNEL: Fuck off there already, ye fuckin' under-aged kid...

FOOTMAN: I reckon I'm gonna return to my computer place already, I can't stand that kind of reality-averse junior-high braggin'...

MARACK: The truth is out there, right. Maybe that'd be worth it.

BREADER: Nuffin' but okey then! It was nice to see y'all, no matter what.

FOOTMAN: Yeah, bye!

MARACK: Let's talk more some time later at some more quiet place...

BREADER: Yeah, we dinna even manage to chat at all aboot that Star Trek parody project of yers.

MARACK: Let's talk aboot it sometime later. So, nuffin' but hastalavista and livelongandprosper to y'all...

KUULUTUS: Kasper Kopsanen, Kasper Kopsanen, come to the organizing room, your mother is calling...

wHitedodge: No in hell!!

schistic: Fuckin' realnames!!

wHitedodge: Would y'all wait here if I get to the phone now?

schistic: Okay...

BREADER: Hahahaha, was that his real name, KASPER KOPSANEN?!?

mAkaron: Yeah, it is that...

KIMBLE: Junior-high kids have some real junior-high kid names, bwahahah!!

BREADER: They make up as stupid names as they can for their lamecaptures and then they THEMSELVES have ones that sound just like fake names!!

KIMBLE: Kasper Kopsanen, Niko Nippanen, and whatever...

BREADER: BWAHAHAH!!! NIKO NIPPANEN!!!

schistic: I'm gonna get outta here if ya carry on talkin' 'bout other people's realnames!!

BREADER: Then go.

TARNEL: I reckon I'm gonna go too, now that the level of discussion went this way...

PORKKALA: I'm also comin'...

BREADER: Yeah, bye...

KIMBLE: Bye...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Phew-whew, what a meeting and what a bunch of clowns!!! Standards and processes MY ASS!!

wHitedodge: Damn, if we're gonna piss on somebody's necks, then it's gonna be them Gatenet lamers' necks!! Fuckin' scene-killers!!!

kHanatik: They indeed seem to be totally unaware of the eternal principles of the demoscene. They could even be called archetypal PC lamers.

mAkaron: Even all of their arguments sucked like hell!!!

DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, quote me havin' said that SCENE WILL DIE 'cause of that kinda clowns that get new hardware sponsored by their daddies!!

wArlord: But I guess Tarnel didn't quite warm up from Mega's comments either...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Shut da fuck up there dammit!! That seduction textfile said that that's exactly the kinda harassment that works for pickin' up women!!

wArlord: Don't fuckin' get mad...

mAkaron: It feels so uptight here now that what aboot gettin' back drunk once again?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, can't stand this sober!!

wArlord: It was such a freezing cold at night that the kiljus might be frozen...

kHanatik: So, we should bring them in or get them warmed in some other means.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, fuckin' hell there dammit!

kHanatik: We should hide the kiljus well, as it is prohibited by the official rules to bring alcohol inside.

wArlord: Could we go and look at the kiljust like right now?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, let's go.

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