««- · CWU MEMOiRS 0x61 · -»»
--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x61 --==Oo==--
date .......... fri 1996-01-19 at 21:21
location ...... juhla 3.1415926 partyplace (iisalmen nuorisotalo)
present ....... kHanatik / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
wArlord / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
mR.mEgAsTuFf / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
wHitedodge / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
"masa" (formerly MoTHeR WaNKeR / C00LeS WaReZ UNiON)--==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==--
wHitedodge: YEAHH!! WE'RE AT DEMOPARTIES!!! JUHLA PI, HOW COOL IS THAT!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ain't ya fuckin' ashamed 'bout soundin' like such an overzealous beginner, dammit!?
wHitedodge: Yeah but I mean -
kHanatik: Does anyone see mAkaron or DiCKiNSTASiA anywhere?
wArlord: It's one helluva bunch of folks here...
wHitedodge: They're over there!!!
kHanatik: Indeed.
wArlord: Howdy-ho.
mAkaron: Look at that dammit! Y'all folks got here after all!
DiCKiNSTASiA: Howdy.
kHanatik: Greetings.
wArlord: Have y'all been reservin' a place for us?
mAkaron: We tried to, but -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WE FUCKIN' TOLD YA TO KEEP A PLACE FOR US!!!
DiCKiNSTASiA: WE FUCKIN' TRIED TO!!!
mAkaron: I heard yer not allowed to reserve places for others. Law of jungle...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: JUST LIKE FUCKIN' THAT! We should've started right in da morning dammit, and not keep sippin' coffee with da old folks!
wArlord: I guess there might be some free place someplace, with some good luck...
kHanatik: So, let us resume traversing the hall space.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ain't seemin' very likely that we find anythang...
wHitedodge: Over there!!!
kHanatik: Look at that.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm gonna sit here on the table until ya bring Kassu's computer here.
dr.TREmolo: Hey dood, getta fuck outta there.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: This place is reserved for our crew now!
dr.TREmolo: It fuckin' ain't, it's reserved for us!
kHanatik: According to our understanding, the reservation of places is prohibited here -
dr.TREmolo: So, what kinda authority did ya plan to remove our reservation with?
WHaLERiDER: At least they don't look like any Amiga crew.
dr.TREmolo: No they don't, some fuckin' junior-high nobodies. D'ya even have a fuckin' crew?
kHanatik: We are CWU.
dr.TREmolo: CWU? That fuckin' c00les shit that makes 'em fuckin' shitty lamecaps?
kHanatik: Well, that is a different CWU. We are cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN.
WHaLERiDER: I ain't fuckin' heard nuffin' 'bout such.
dr.TREmolo: Guess that was some fuckin' shitty eleven-in-a-dozen crew at Asm, that dinna even get its prod to bigscreen! And wasn't even at Boozembly...
WHaLERiDER: Totally eleven-in-a-dozen... not even havin' a vision of its own, no talent to do any real stuff.
dr.TREmolo: I'm so fuckin PISSED OFF watching prods made by that kinda lamers dammit!!
dr.TREmolo: That kinda lamers who ain't got nuffin' to give to da scene could rather like FUCKIN' DIE than to spoil our parties dammit!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And who da fuck are ya then?
dr.TREmolo: Guess ya ain't visited many parties dammit, 'coz ya don't even recognize us!?
WHaLERiDER: Maybe viisted some fuckin' Asm once... and just played some fuckin' Doom there without no clue 'bout real doodz' Boozembly!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: UP FUCKIN' YARS DAMMIT!!! DOOM SUCKS LIKE FUCKIN' HELL!!!
WHaLERiDER: Well, maybe we could be merciful to da little lamers who don't know da elite folks... elitet tuttui...
dr.TREmolo: We're CYRBiON. I'm dr.TREmolo of CYRBiON, and that dood's WHaLERiDER of CYRBiON.
wHitedodge: WOWWWW!!! ARE Y'ALL IN CYRBiON, FOR REAL!!!
dr.TREmolo: Yeah. Would ya also like to kiss da asses of our elite crew for real?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yar demo from da last Abduction was so damn cool!! That Electrical Excrement...
wHitedodge: Yeah, it's one pig-tuff demo for real!! I mean like the best I've ever seen!!!
WHaLERiDER: Yeah, we do know it's pig-tuff.
dr.TREmolo: But if ya wanna show for real that ya appreciate our divine accomplishments, then...
dr.TREmolo: COULD YA PLEASE KINDLY GETTA FUCK OUTTA HERE DISTURBIN' OUR CODIN' DAMMIT!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Sorry... sorry so terribly much...
kHanatik: It nevertheless looks like it would be impossible for us to get a computer place at this parte. We are not elite enough.
wHitedodge: It's so unfair!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, luckily we ain't got no demo to finish, so we wouldna even actually need da computer place.
kHanatik: And nevertheless, mAkaron's and DiCKiNSTASiA's computer would be sufficient for the finishing.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Unless some fuckin' Doomrapers of Soviet Designs guys drove us away from there in middle of da finishin' -
wHitedodge: Wowwww!! Are Doomrapers here too???
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Man, yar so fuckin' lame dammit! If ya'd ever read da invitation file ya'd know that they're da organizer crew heree!!!
kHanatik: Organizers probably have a private space of their own in an entirely different room.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, yeah, right. Well, anyway, nearly any other crew's eliter than us here and could drive us da fuck out...
wArlord: It could still make sense to bring the computer in, 'cause it could otherwise break up at these outside temperatures...
WHITEDODE: Yeah, what he said!!!
kHanatik: The observation is valid. Perhaps we could keep it on the floor below the computer place of our remote members.
wArlord: At least there'd be some space still in the entrance hall, and it could likely fit better there...
kHanatik: In any case, the computer must be brought inside right now. Come.
GOREMANCER: cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN!
kHanatik: What?
GOREMANCER: I assume you have prepared yourselves for a battle of spirits.
kHanatik: You are WAMPIRES, I presume?
GOREMANCER: Affirmative.
wHitedodge: At least I've prepared myself!! I know one really tuff spell! "Rise -
kHanatik: Not yet, wHitedodge!
wHitedodge: Oh, right, sorry.
GOREMANCER: Would you rather not like to combine your powers with ours?
kHanatik: Your suggestion sounds like conspiracy.
MURDER: You ain't heard all of it yet. Come there on the counch and I'll tell ya sump'n...
kHanatik: First tell your handles. I am kHanatik.
MURDER: MURDER.
GOREMANCER: GOREMANCER.
PSYCOTIC: PSYCOTIC.
MENGELE: MENGELE.
MURDER: What aboot the rest of us?
wHitedodge: wHitedodge.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: mR.mEgAsTuFf.
wArlord: wArlord.
kHanatik: Additionally, there are mAkaron and DiCKiNSTASiA in the hall. May we bring them here as well?
wHitedodge: I'm gonna bring 'em!!
MURDER: Go then. There ain't all of us here either...
nEopardy: Hi ya fuckin' crooky clowns... I'm so fuckin' wasted...
PSYCOTIC: So, there's the rest of our Juhla representatives.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whadda fuck???
wArlord: What have you done to Sam??
MURDER: It was his own initiative to get arse-drunk.
wArlord: But 'em clothes and bald head...
nEopardy: Did you come to the party with a tractor like you promised?
kHanatik: Yes, we did.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And it was a fuckin' hard trip there!! We sat there in da trailer under da hays like hours and hours...
kHanatik: The duration of our journey more than doubled due to our map reading mistake.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But luckily we had a fuckin' helluva bunch of kilju with us, our heads wouldna have made it otherwise!!
dr.TREmolo: Allright, here's da newbie lamers here braggin' with their puny "achievements"...
WHaLERiDER: Yeah, they're absolutely nuffin' compared to da real elite crews' party trip experiences...
dr.TREmolo: Did that tractor of yars fuckin' break up even once during yar trip?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least fuckin' five times dammit!!!
dr.TREmolo: Our car fuckin' breaks up like more than ten times on every partytrip dammit!!
SPHINX: Aww, all these little PC lamers who've got so FUCKIN' bland party trip experiences...
RAZORSTORM: Right! Has the CYRBiON lameposse ever even had to sell their arses to some fuckin' old perv granny to get money to go on?
SPHINX: Yeah, right! Back in 1988 at the Black Quartz Party, in Örebro Sweden, when we got robbed durin' da trip...
RAZORSTORM: That's what I call a tuff trip!! We arrived to Stockholm without money or clothes or anythang and still went on to the party!!!
SPHINX: And ESPECIALLY we dinna told to fuckin' cops or anything like PC lamers do!! That'd totally spoiled our fame!!!
GRIMSON: So there's s'posed to be some PC lamers there yar talkin' to right niw?
RAZORSTORM: Yeah, the PC compowinner lamers of CYRBiON, and some even more unknown lameposse...
WHaLERiDER: That's some fuckin' CWU, their -
GRIMSON: Where's they standin'? So that I wouldna walk thru 'em accidentally...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whatta fuck, are ya fuckin' blind or sumthing??
WHaLERiDER: Well... that's GRIMSON of Soviet Designs over there...
wHitedodge: WOWWW!!! SOVIET DESIGNS!!!
RAZORSTORM: That fuckin' ball-headed PC lamer just started to praise yer crew.
GRIMSON: A-ha, I wouldn't be any less interested.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Err, are you deaf on top of that???
RAZORSTORM: Could y'all CYRBiON guys explain this to theem, 'cause I don't care aboot enlighten lamers aboot the basic stuff all the time?
dr.TREmolo: Okay... well, that GRIMSON there is a fuckin' tuff C64 and Amiga coder who's risen to such a high level...
TERMOLO: ...that he ain't in da same fuckin' reality as Atari and PC lamers.
WHaLERiDER: Yeah, he's like half on da astral plane all da time and that's why he doesn't see or hear lamers.
WHaLERiDER: They like simply don't exist to him or sumthing.
SPHINX: Ya dinna get it entirely right there, but right okayish by PC-lamer standards of comprehension...
wHitedodge: And there's some other dood next to him, entirely in astral!!!
RAZORSTORM: At least ya've got eyes in yar head then! Most PC lamers don't see CREEP at all as they're so entangled by matter...
SPHINX: CREEP got so tired 'bout all da party trip mishaps that he only visits parties in astral body nowadays.
RAZORSTORM: That's a bit pitiful but still acceptable, as CREEP has already experienced the real party trips of the eighties.
SPHINX: But if some inexperienced PC lamers started to visit parties astral-only, tuff doodz wouldna give no props aboot that!
GRIMSON: Could we get outside already dammit? I'm gettin pissed off listenin' to ya talking to empty wall.
SPHINX: Okay then.. there ain't nuffin here inside, 'cause even da Exotic Men dinna come here to piss on lamers' heads either.
RAZORSTORM: Right! So long, suckers!
wHitedodge: Gosh-fuckin'-dammit how fuckin' elite doodz they were there!!!
WHaLERiDER: Yeah, they're that, right...
dr.TREmolo: But even if we are miserable subhumans compared to them, ALL DA FUCKIN' CWU AND WAMPIRES GUYS ARE ALSO THAT COMPARED TO US, FOREVER!!!
WHaLERiDER: Just like that! That kinda born-to-lose lamers will NEVER win any single compo!!
dr.TREmolo: Except maybe at some fuckin' twenty-local-lamer school-hall party they just play some fuckin' Doom all da time...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But shouldn't ya be there codin' that fuckin' demo of yars instead of braggin' here??
dr.TREmolo: Yeah, we were just goin' there to continue it. Da elite-class asm optimization just is so fuckin' intense...
dr.TREmolo: ...that we have to take some pauses to prevent da blood from start bleedin' off our brains!!
WHaLERiDER: Altho seein' that kind of lamers nearly makes our heads blow up as well!!
dr.TREmolo: So, on our behalf as well then, "so long suckers"!!
MURDER: Allright.
GOREMANCER: So, as y'all prolly saw, the scene has a mindlessly sharp hierarchy of elites and lamers.
GOREMANCER: There's a mindless competition among crews about every minor detail, and so on.
kHanatik: We have been long aware of this basic essential.
MURDER: This suggestion of ours is actually somehow related to this... now hear up.
MURDER: We'd like to suggest that we combine our powers. Like turning our demo into a CWU-and-Wampires co-op prod.
GOREMANCER: We could fair better against that CYRBiONia and other arrogant compo-winner crews...
kHanatik: What do you suggest in practice?
PSYCOTIC: We've got that "Rauno-killer" effect of yours set up in the demo but it's missin' the pictures.
PSYCOTIC: Or, actually we do have some pics but they ain't very good ones...
PSYCOTIC: So, if y'all happen to have the pics y'all used at the computer classroom then y'all could get the full creds in our demo...
kHanatik: In this case, our crew must be mentioned first in the creds.
MURDER: So, ye mean like "CWU & Wampires"? Deal!
kHanatik: We have not agreed about anything yet.
kHanatik: We have to hold a meeting and decide whether we agree with this proposal. You may have a sinister hidden agenda.
MURDER: Y'alls also got another advantage in our crew. Y'alls got a girl member but we've got none...
nEopardy: DIDYA FUCKIN' HAVE TO MENTION THAT THERE SCHISTIC!!! SHE'S ONE FUCKIN' WHORE DAMMIT!!!
MURDER: Well, maybe we shouldn't mention schistic just yet.
wArlord: Hmm, speakin' of the devil...
schistic: Hiiiii everybody!!!
kHanatik: Greetings.
schistic: I could also get here now!!! It was such a fuckin' long and tuff train trip!!!
nEopardy: FUCKIN' BITCH DAMMIT!! I'M GETTIN' THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!
schistic: Oh no, Sam's gotten so terribly wasted, and Wampires have cut his hair and dressed him in skinhead clothes...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm thinkin' that I should get terribly wasted too...
kHanatik: Affirmative, and we should also bring wHitedodge's computer from our tractor.
schistic: So, ya came for real with that tractor that's there in the park?
kHanatik: Affirmative.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm gonna go to booze already...
wArlord: I might also like some kilju now... all the orgas here are so totally wasted already!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Just like that! And there ain't even any good doodz at da place, I ain't even seen any C.O.P. members!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, come to da tractor if ya've got sump'n else to say to us!
schistic: Couldn't ya leave in here for a couple of minutes still? To look at the places first...
kHanatik: We will have plenty of time for being inside later. Now we are going to visit our tractor first.
MURDER: Maybe we could show ye aroond, if the CWU guys ain't got time.
schistic: So, who are ya then?
MURDER: We're WAMPIRES... I'm MURDER and there's GOREMANCER, PSYCOTIC, MENGELE...
PSYCOTIC: And nEopardy went to pass out in the corner.
schistic: Oh no...
kHanatik: But we shall now exit the building and consider your suggestion. Let us meet again at a later time!
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