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--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x60 --==Oo==--

date .......... fri 1996-01-19

location ...... cwu partymobile (valmet tractor + trailer)

present ....... kHanatik     / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                wArlord      / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                mR.mEgAsTuFf / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                wHitedodge   / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                "masa" (formerly MoTHeR WaNKeR / C00LeS WaReZ UNiON)

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wHitedodge: Yeaaahhh!!!

wHitedodge: I'm still so terrily excited that we're on our way to a party!!!

wArlord: Quit harpin' that same thang again and again...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck it's cold here goddammit!!! Can't anybody borrow another blanket?

wArlord: Ye've already got three.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least coffee then dammit?

kHanatik: We ought to use coffee sparingly, in order for it to suffice for the entire journey.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake then, could I even get to da cockpit?

wHitedodge: Ye were there just a while ago!!! It's my turn next!!

kHanatik: It is indeed an extremely cold weather. We should have prepared even better.

wArlord: Wonder if there'd be some gas station on the way, we could get to warm ourselves in?

kHanatik: According to the map, the Vaaraslahti shop was the last one before Iisalmi.

wArlord: Well, we could've visited at least there...

kHanatik: We skipped stopping there, as we were late in the schedule and still are.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, it's quite fuckin' important to be there in time in order to fit in da hall...

wArlord: Afore the trip ye were still boastin' that it's more important to booze at a party than to be on the computer!

wHitedodge: Err, couldna we take some other way where we'd pass some gas station or at least a store?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake we shouldn't lengthen da tri even more!! If we'd chosen to stop somewhere then it'd have been Vaaraslahti and nowhere else!!

wArlord: Well, it's now payin' itself back, that ye had to keep such a terrible hurry...

kHanatik: We have travelled this road for quite long already. It might be justifiable to contact the cockpit.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, it'd be good to check where we are.

kHanatik: Bridge to navigator.

MASA: Well, hello there.

kHanatik: Have we still not passed a signpost with the text Kotajärvi or Iisalmi?

MASA: We ain't...

kHanatik: We would like to have clarity of our location. Could you read the texts of some of the following signposts aloud?

MASA: Okey then...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Couldn't we already start drinkin' da kilju to get less pissed off...

MASA: Dinna we agree to start at the same time, all of us?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It's all da same to me even if ya drove drunk...

wHitedodge: Ye canna drink and drive!! Ye can like DIE there!!!

MASA: Now we've got a sign, like it's Kiuruvesi forward and Majoonperä rightward...

kHanatik: Please show me some light with a torch so I can find the position on the map.

wArlord: There.

kHanatik: Majoonperä is... over there. That means that the crossroads we are at is -

wArlord: WHATTA HELL!!! WE'VE DRIVEN ALL WRONG!!! STOP IT!!!

MASA: Ye mean so? Allright, let's stop then...

wArlord: We should've turned like ten kilometres ago and we still kept goin' onwards!!

MASA: Would we now turn back?

kHanatik: It might be a better idea to plan another route.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' fuck, plan it fuckin' quickly then, so we won't get even more late!!

wArlord: The Majoonperä road would lead us to the road we should've turned to... but it might be better now to go via Runni.

kHanatik: You may be right. Let us continue our journey forward.

MASA: So, keep drivin' onwards?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Don't fuckin' start yet! I'm gonna come there to yar box now!

kHanatik: Maybe it would be the best to let you there now.

MASA: But wait first until that car passes us...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake!!!

MASA: Now clear.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Goddammit it was cold in da trailer! Here we've at least got heatin'...

MASA: Can we get back to trippin' already?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, let's go on...

kHanatik: Quite soon we should reach a right-pointing signpoint with the text Runni. We should turn there.

wArlord: I reckon it'd be better for us to drive all the way to Kiuruvesi town... so all of us could get to warm ourselves there.

MASA: We could also fuel the tractor there.

kHanatik: Is our fuel level so low?

MASA: We ain't fueled this for a long time...

wArlord: Fuck's sake with y'all there! Yet one more good reason to have stopped there in Vaaraslahti...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Now we're soon reachin' the crossin'... "Runni 10"...

kHanatik: Do you see how long it is to Kiuruvesi?

MASA: It reads there in da other sign...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Thirteen clicks.

wArlord: Wonder how long it is from here to Iisalmi?

kHanatik: According to map, approximately thirty kilometres.

wArlord: Would we have enuff fuel for thirty kilometres?

MASA: I s'pose a bit that we ain't...

kHanatik: There would certainly be a service station in Kiuruvesi centre.

wArlord: That'd make our trip twenty kilometres longer...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And we're fuckin' not gonna take a way thru some fuckin' Kiuruvesi anymore!!!

kHanatik: If we turn towards Runni, we should prepare for the possibility of running out of fuel before the next service station.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, there must be some chance to refuel if that happens!

kHanatik: I myself would like to play safe here.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya fuckin' wimp!! Ya can never take even a smallest risk...

kHanatik: If we had considered all the issues from the beginning, the need for taking this risk would not have come up in the first place.

MASA: So, are we gonna turn here now or not?

kHanatik: Mister navigator, set course to Kiuruvesi centre!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: NO FUCKIN' WAY!!! PUSH DA BRAKE DAMMIT!!!

MASA: We already got the captain's order...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'M NOW USIN' MY VETO!!!

kHanatik: You do not have a veto in this group.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'M LIKE GONNA HITCH-HIKE FOR DA REST OF DA TRIP!!!!

MASA: Guess it'd be best for ye, Mega, to get back to the trailer...

kHanatik: I agree. I suppose mR.mEgAsTuFf has warmed himself quite sufficiently already.

wArlord: It could be my turn to come there in the front then.

MASA: Guess that's allrighty... I'm gonna stop it here now.

wArlord: D'ye really reckon, Mega, that ye could get any faster to Iisalmi by hitch-hikin'?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake...

wArlord: Ye could like get up to a train in Kiuruvesi and go with it.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, right, really! When would that evening train go?

wArlord: Would Jyri remember...?

kHanatik: Sometime between eight and nine, if I remember correctly.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay! I could even manage to get it then!

wArlord: So, get to the trailer then.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Now I'm aboard, let's go!!

MASA: Allrighty...

kHanatik: It could be best to drive straight to the railway station.

wHitedodge: Cold... could I get some more coffee?

kHanatik: I guess we deserve sips of coffee after such a difficult decision.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And we could also uncork the kiljus to get less pissed off...

wHitedodge: What would ye get more pissed of for? Yer even gonna get to the train!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, I guess even da train ticket could cost like fuck!!

kHanatik: I suspect it would be the best idea to enhance the morale by thinking the excellence of our forthcoming party experience.

wHitedodge: Yeaahhh!!!

kHanatik: I am sure that participating in a demoparty will change our lives entirely.

wHitedodge: And especially that we're gettin' to fight against 'em there Wampires!!!

kHanatik: Affirmative. Being succesful in group wars is indeed absolutely important for our progress.

wHitedodge: We're so fuckin' tuff, the cream of the whole scene!!!

kHanatik: Maybe it would be still wise to remember that despite everything we are still a beginner crew.

kHanatik: Most of the people at the party are likely to be much more experienced than us, and we are mere worthless lamers compared to them.

kHanatik: It is important for us to beat Wampires in group wars to ensure that there would be at least one crew at a lower position than ours.

wHitedodge: Yeah, we could like piss on their necks then!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Winnin' 'em could be a bit hard if Wampires got a prod in the compo and we ain't...

kHanatik: For this reason, we must make sure that Wampires' demo shall not get in the compo.

wHitedodge: How could we do that?

kHanatik: If we attacked Wampires forcefully enough in the spiritual level, then I believe they would not be able to enter their demo in the compo.

wHitedodge: Yeaahh!!! Could I then rise 'em monsters t'wards Wampies then too?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' come on...

MASA: Hello there! We're now reachin' Kiuruvesi station soon...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okey... I'm preparin' to get outta here!!! Say it right away when I can do it!

MASA: Allrighty...

kHanatik: I must warn you that I am not entirely sure of the time table of the evening train.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And yar sayin' it only now!!

MASA: Now ye can get up.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: OKAY, I SEE!!! FUCKIN' FUCK!!!

wArlord: What is he yellin' over there?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: THAT FUCKIN' TRAIN WOULD ONLY LEAVE SOMETIME AFTER TEN!!! YE FUCKIN' FRAUDSTER DAMMIT!!!

kHanatik: I actually remembered it would leave sometime between eight and nine.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCK YA!!! YA CHEATED ME ON PURPOSE!!!

wArlord: D'ye now plan to wait for it there for 'em two hours?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Goddammit, how long is it to Iisalmi from here?

wArlord: Sump'n like forty kilometres I guess.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' fuck! Ye could be there long before I can even get aboard the next train!!

wHitedodge: I wanna come with a train too!!

wArlord: I guess we can reserve the computer place for y'all if y'all be so interested in goin' with a train...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I wonder if that station building is even fuckin' open till ten? We'd fuckin' hafta freeze there outside...

wHitedodge: I also wanna freeze there with ye!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm fuckin' rather come with the Valmet than stay at some fuckin' lame Kiuruvesi station yard for like two hours!!

wHitedodge: Heck, I would've wanted...

kHanatik: You can naturally take the train alone as well, if you want that.

wHitedodge: I don't reckon I know how to do it alone...

MASA: But could we now get to fuel up? We should even find that there gas station first...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay okay then, let's get back aboard.

...

wHitedodge: At last we got to warmness!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, it was 'bout time... but we shouldn't stay there for any longer than necessary then!!

kHanatik: We should indeed resume our journey as soon as possible. We are very badly behind our schedule already.

wHitedodge: I'm gonna get to the toilet for a pee, wait there...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Pee fuckin' quickly there then!! Fuckin' fuck'!!

wHitedodge: Okey then...

MASA: The tank's full now.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, let's get back to drivin' straight after Kassu's back from da toilet!

MASA: This fella could also sip some coffee afore leavin'.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Get it off thermos!! We're not gonna wait any extra anymore!!

MASA: I'm the driver now, so I can say when we get back on the road!

kHanatik: It is indeed a driver's right to drink fresh coffee.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And it is fuckin' my right to uncork the kiljus now that I'm so helluva pissed off!!

MASA: We agreed to start at the same time...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I then promise to yell and complain for da rest of da trip if I can't drink kilju!!

MASA: Oh, well, if there's that kinda risk...

wArlord: I also reckon that the situation would demand booze now.

MASA: Well, at least if yer not gonna drink all of it...

wArlord: Well, we've got 'em seven bottles of 'em, so I guess that'd be enuff for the rest of the night...

MASA: Allrighty then.

wHitedodge: Finished!!

MASA: This boy's gonna get to take a leak too.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Be fuckin' quick then!!!

kHanatik: I recommend we return to our vehicle in order to commence intoxication.

wHitedodge: I wanna warm up here as long as possible now!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm so pissed off that I'm goin' now already...

wArlord: I could also move there already...

wHitedodge: Heck, I reckon I should come there too then...

...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCKIN' FUCK!!! LET IT BE DA LAST TIME WE'RE GONNA TRAVEL WITH A FUCKIN' TRACTOR IN DA MIDDLE OF DA WINTER DAMMIT!!!

wArlord: Take some more draughts there, 'cause it ain't helpin' ye with yer pissed-off-ness yet...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: *glug glug glug*

kHanatik: At least we have now the possibility to brag for Wampires and other crews about our party travelling mishaps.

wHitedodge: Yeaahh!!!

wArlord: Right, let's do that.

wHitedodge: It's been such a hard trip that we're likely to collect enuff magick power to beat Wampires 100-0!!!

kHanatik: Indeed.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But fuck's sake it was a SHITTY PARTY TRIP NEVERTHELESS!!!

MASA: We're now startin' to reach Iisalmi... could anybody come over here to read the map?

kHanatik: I can come.

...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: AIN'T YA STILL FUCKIN' FOUND THAT PARTYPLACE???

kHanatik: We're now on the right street, and I assume I am seeing the Youth House already.

MASA: Allright then, we made it!!

kHanatik: It could be the best idea to exit the tractor straight next to the Youth House.

MASA: There ain't seemin' to be naw parkin' slots left...

wArlord: So park it in some bush then.

kHanatik: There is indeed a park next to us.

MASA: So, I'm gonna thrust the Valmet straight into the pile of snow once y'all have gotten out.

wHitedodge: YEAAHH!!! CAN WE GET OUT ALREADY??

kHanatik: Affirmate.

wHitedodge: THIS IS SO FUCKIN' UNBELIEVABLE!!! WE MADE IT!!!

wArlord: It was quite a trip, right.

wHitedodge: YEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

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