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--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x5E --==Oo==--
date .......... fri 1996-01-19
location ...... hoenttoelae abandoned house (cwu real-life hq)
present ....... kHanatik / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
wArlord / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
mR.mEgAsTuFf / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
wHitedodge / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
"masa" (formerly MoTHeR WaNKeR / C00LeS WaReZ UNiON)
OH7MO--==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==--
OH7MO: Allrighty, d'ye hear me?
MASA: Hearin' ye right well!
OH7MO: That's allright then, the communications equipment is now installed!
wHitedodge: Yeaaah, just like in spacships!! We can communicate from the bridge to the engineering!! How LEET is that!
wArlord: Come on man, for real...
wHitedodge: It's pity we couldna get that there mainscreen we could see out from!
kHanatik: Well, is it not only better that way, so you can more easily imagine that we are in space?
wHitedodge: Yeah, guess it might be better then!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: This is like the elitest way of gettin' to a party ever!!
kHanatik: Affirmative, on the scene there must be challenge and style even in the ways of party journeys, in order to stand out from lamers.
kHanatik: A train would have been far too easy and ordinary a solution for a crew like ours.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And, actually who cares if we didn't get a demo made for this party. PARTIES ARE FOR VISIBILITY!!
kHanatik: Indeed. We must exploit this opportunity for demonstrating our competence on the live section as well.
OH7MO: Could we still have a cup of coffee afore y'all leave?
wArlord: Let's wait for the other grown-ups first...
OH7MO: Oh, there be some comin'?
wArlord: We said we would start drivin' at two. So, guess they're gonna show up quite soon...
MASA: Well, there's them comin' already.
TERTTU: Oh dear goodness! So y'all planned to leave for Iisalmi with that, in midst of winter?
MASA: That's what we reckoned aboot.
TERTTU: I promise to pray lord Jesus for protection upon y'all! Now afore y'all leave, and every eve afore goin' to sleep!
TERTTU: So that nuffin' would happen to y'all, Lord bless!
OH7MO: Guess it's quite a safe tractor there.
RITU: So, y'alls got the trip preparations right underway.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, we've already made all da preparations already.
RITU: I brought yet one more thermos for y'all so y'all won't get cold.
RITU: They promised minus thirty degrees in the weather forecast...
TERTTU: We could have cups of coffee afore y'all leave.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, fuck -
OH7MO: We could like get inside to sip it.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We should be leavin' already!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: HEY, DIDYA HEAR ME!?
...
TERTTU: I take ye know, Osmo, what's it like, that computer party of these here boys?
OH7MO: Well, d'ye recall that in the end summer there was one in the TV news, a kinda youngsters' computer fair in Helsinki.
TERTTU: I reckon I might recall it! But this old hag dinna get it at all what they're doin' there!
RITU: Mika was there last year.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, I was, and Sam was there this year.
TERTTU: And y'all came back home without losin' mind?
OH7MO: I wouldna worry aboot that at all. 'Cause ye get to use yer mind in big heaps there, programmin' all the nights aroond.
wArlord: Yeah, it's just a kinda computer contest there, right.
OH7MO: And much smaller than that there Helsinki fair, so it's gonna be a lot safer to be in there too.
TERTTU: So, there's naw need for Kassu to worry?
wHitedodge: Nope!
RITU: It's good that the boys got such a educative hobby, that teaches 'em new skills and ain't just boozin' all the time.
OH7MO: Right that, I heard they've even got a drinkin' prohibition there, like ye canna use naw alcohol near the computers there.
TERTTU: But where are y'all gonna sleep?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: At parties there's usually a kinda sleepin' hall ya go to with yar sleepin' bag...
TERTTU: Oh, right, now I recall! We did pack up the bag for Kassu too!
wHitedodge: Yeah...
RITU: And, Mika, I packed still yet some more sandwiches for ye, and spare underpants too if ye need 'em...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I don't think I'm gonna need to change...
HEIKKI: Good afternoon!
wArlord: Look at that!
RITU: Heikki and Marjatta, do take some warm coffee off the thermos.
MARJATTA: Really quite a cold day today.
OH7MO: And they had promised even colder for the weekend.
RITU: Luckily the boys got lotsa blankets with 'em so they won't freeze up!
MARJATTA: Warm hays to lie under...
HEIKKI: Is Matti yer driver?
MASA: Yeah, I am...
HEIKKI: I take ye ain't ever driven tractor all the way to Iisalmi?
MASA: No, I ain't...
HEIKKI: Maybe we could still check out the map for the shortest way...
MASA: That's no use...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We can do it!! And we're gettin' a bit late already...
HEIKKI: It's never too late to look at a map!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay then, this time then.
HEIKKI: The shortest way to Iisalmi would be via Vaaraslahti. Have ye been to Vaaraslahti, Matti?
MASA: I guess I know how to get there.
HEIKKI: At the crossin' with the Vaaraslahti K-mart y'all should turn right, towards Kiuruvesi that is...
MASA: Yeah, that's the way how ye go there, right.
HEIKKI: And y'all must then be alert with the drivin', 'cause the roadsigns ain't likely to tell straight they're leadin' to Iisalmi.
HEIKKI: Many of them roads be like forestry roads, maybe all of 'em ain't even got signs at all...
MASA: Well, that's the best kinda roads to drive a tractor on, for not gettin' to too big roads...
HEIKKI: At that crossin' y'all should turn right in order to get to Pieni-Sulkava... and right there again to the right...
HEIKKI: ... and once y'all drive it just under ten kilometers y'all should get to the Iisalmi road.
HEIKKI: I reckon there's even a sign that says Iisalmi... to the left there...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: All right there already, could we get to leave already???
MASA: Yeah, we know how to read a map! Don't we?
kHanatik: I would suspect that we shall not get any problems with the map.
HEIKKI: Y'all can get that map of mine.
RITU: I could also bring a spare map for y'all from my car...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We fuckin' don't need no -
kHanatik: I think it is perfectly sensible to have a spare map.
KALLE: Good day to the house...
HEIKKI: Good day, good day.
VEERA: Päeveetä minunnii puolesta...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: God-fuckin'-damit, are there still more comin'!!
OH7MO: I heard the boys are still in a bit of a hurry for gettin' to leave...
KALLE: But there's always time for a cup of coffee, ain't there?
TERTTU: There sure is! I could still get one cup more.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Don't drink all of our coffee then dammit!!
VEERA: Naw worries there, we brought two more thermoses for y'all... so y'all won't get cold!
TERTTU: Wonder if Taisto's gonna come for coffee too?
kHanatik: He is working.
TERTTU: Oh, yeah, right, 'cause there in the factory they hafta work all the time! I always forget that...
HEIKKI: And we wouldna want that communist rot here anyway.
TERTTU: Truly not, heheheh!
KALLE: But is the way clear for ye, Matti?
MASA: Yeah, it is.
HEIKKI: I already showed 'em from the map the easiest way to get there from Vaaraslahti...
KALLE: Yeah, that's the best way to take with a tractor. Just recall to turn at the right spots.
VEERA: And it wouldna matter if ye dinna recall, ye always get there in the end.
TERTTU: I trust in our boys in this thang too, but I still always recall to pray Jesus for protection upon 'em!
MARJATTA: It's always worthy to pray, so y'all don't get in a same kinda trouble as Sam!
RITU: D'y'all boys know anythang new aboot Sam's thang?
wArlord: We don't, we've just been reckonin' that he would be someplace in Liperi.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, Sam left this here computer stuff and went to Liperi in a Satan-worship gang...
TERTTU: Lawrrrd save him!!
wArlord: We ain't gonna get into naw Satan-woship, just stayin' in these here computers!
TERTTU: And do also stay tightly in lord Jesus too.
TERTTU: I take ye have already left the Satan-worships, Jyri?
kHanatik: Yes, I have. It was a mere intermediate stage for me.
TERTTU: That's good that!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But could we get to leave already?
VEERA: What's the hurry y'all got?
wHitedodge: We hafta get to reserve the table places for our computers afore they take 'em all!!
VEERA: That's no use hurryin' with that, guess there be enuff of 'em. Let's have yet one cup of coffee...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: NOT FUCKIN' ONE MORE CUP THERE!!
RITU: Hehheh, this Mika of ours is such a hurry-pants! That's what the youngsters become there in Helsinki...
wArlord: It'd be the best for us to start drivin' already, for real.
VEERA: Don't go there yet...
VEERA: Heck!
VEERA: All these modern day youngsters!!
...
RITU: Guess y'all got money with?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We've got everything with! Quit askin' the same things all over again!!!
RITU: So, nuffin' but good trip for y'all boys them. Be careful with the drivin'.
MASA: Yeah, we're gonna be.
HEIKKI: Keep the Lietevesi flag high there, and win all the championships!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we're gonna win...
KALLE: So, righty-right there then.
VEERA: Right the way.
TERTTU: I'm gonna recall y'all in my prayers then!
MARJATTA: Good trip, drive carefully!
OH7MO: And have fun at yer party!
...
kHanatik: Is everything ready?
MASA: Yeah, it is.
kHanatik: Is the engine on?
MASA: Guess yer hearin' it there too.
kHanatik: Mister navigator, set course for Iisalmi!
MASA: Righty-right.
wHitedodge: This is gonna be one fuckin' helluva party trip!!
wArlord: Guess it is.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And the old folks there believed for real that parties would be like what we told 'em!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: BWAHAHAHAH, WHATTA BUNCHA LAMERZ!!
KOKO VITUN CWU: BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: CWU WORLD DOMINATION 1996!!!
wHitedodge: Could we shout all that together?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah! One - two - three - go!
KOKO VITUN CWU: CWU WORLD DOMINATION 1996!!!
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