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date .......... sun 1996-01-14

location ...... hoenttoelae abandoned house (cwu real-life hq)

present ....... kHanatik     / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                wArlord      / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                mR.mEgAsTuFf / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                wHitedodge   / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN

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wArlord: Have y'all heard sump'n aboot that Sam yet?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Nope. Arja didn't wanna tell anything 'bout him either.

wHitedodge: He ain't even been there at school!!

wArlord: Wouldna have believed aboot Sam that sump'n would make him keep outta school! Sump'n must've turned his life over...

wHitedodge: What aboot if he's like killed himself!?

wArlord: Guess he's gone there to Liperi to meet them there Wampires members...

wHitedodge: But he's even quitted his IRC screen too!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: D'ya fuckin' think that quittin' da screen would be a kinda sign of suicide!?

wHitedodge: At least I wouldna quit my screen in no other case!! So, if I sometime quit IRC then I'd be near quittin' my life too!!

wArlord: Allrighty then, got it.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: S'pose he's fuckin' there in Liperi.

wArlord: Yeah, after all he put like "neopardy of wampires" there in the end of his last Eliteonly message...

wArlord: He wouldna putten nuffin' like that there if he'd been reckonin' aboot killin' himself!


From: Neopardy
To: All
Conf: CWU.EliteOnly
Date: 12/31/95
Time: 10:55
Subj: Hyvästi

Kuten moni on varmasti huomannut, Final Light on down. Pysyvästi.
En aio enää koskaan perustaa uutta purkkia.

Luulin, että Schistic olisi ollut kohtaloni. Olin väärässä.
Schistic kuuluu CWU:lle, ei minulle.
Hän ei ole minun arvoiseni.
Minun polkuni ovat muualla.

En ole enää mitättömän gruuppinne jäsen.
Älkää ottako minuun yhteyttä enää koskaan.

Vihaan teitä kaikkia sydämeni pohjasta.

neopardy / wampires

kHanatik: Exactly.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But fuckin' fuck, he took our pure-assembly gouraud-engine there to Liperi, dammit!

wHitedodge: Couldna we try to break into his home and take the codes from his computer? So we could then -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It's totally lame to release a demo with da same routines as another crew! Especially if their maker's a member in that other crew...

kHanatik: Affirmative. Additionally, I suspect that nEopardy might have also brought his computer with himself to Liperi.

wHitedodge: Oh, yeah, right...

kHanatik: Besides, we would not have the time to make a demo anymore.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I s'pose ya ain't coded a single byte of PC or Amiga code after x-mas either!

kHanatik: Affirmative, I have not coded demo code for anything but the C64 recently.

kHanatik: And the rest of the time has gone for getting acquaintained with Mage: The Ascension.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: They were like fuckin' unbelievable, the C64 demos ya showed us, but yar timin' for yar sixtyfour obsession was fuckin' shitty for real!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: There's a party comin' and da demo's still unfinished...

kHanatik: Spiritual guidance must be received when it is available! Besides, at Juhla there will be a chance of seeing C64 sceners live.

wHitedodge: Wonder if somebody of them CGK guys would come to Juhla?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least one of da doodz there lives in Iisalmi, so...

kHanatik: We will have to avoid revealing to CGK that we are using their disk drive.

wHitedodge: At least I'm gonna stay quiet!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Seein' some elite doodz at da party would actually compennsate quite well not havin' a demo, yar right...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But what I'm waitin' for da most eagerly is seein' Tarnel there at da Gatenet meetin'!!

wArlord: Oh, so yer still reckonin' aboot that there Tarnel.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Those other IRC chicks are worth nuffin' 'coz they don't even use boardz...

kHanatik: Apart for schistic, of course.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, right, schistic would be single now!! Wonder if she's comin' to Juhla?

kHanatik: At least she has talked about arriving.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Goddamn, it's gonna be one helluva tuff party!!

wHitedodge: Couldye tell some more aboot what's it like there at the party...? 'Cause yer the only one of us who's been to one!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, I've only been to Asm last year, and that wouldn't even count as a real demoparty...

wHitedodge: Why won't that count?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Goddammit, ya get thrown out if ya booze inside there! Or if ya go to some grandstand and pee from there down on lamers' necks...

wArlord: Has somebody been doin' sump'n like that then?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Have ya fuckin' even read a signle partyreport lately?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: At last Asm, Exotic Men membas went to da grandstand all wasted and pissed from there down on da gamer-lamers' heads...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And da fuckin' organiggas threw him out JUST BECOZ OF THAT!

wArlord: Wouldna that be quite a sensible reason to throw a fella out, peein' on other folks' heads?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake! AT REAL PARTIES that kinda action is all normal, and most even think it's recommendable!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da elites must show to da lamers that they're inferior and where their place is!

wHitedodge: Should we hafta take raincoats with us?

kHanatik: At least taking change clothes would probably be worthwhile, as there are quite many people eliter than us at the party.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I don't think anybody cares at some party if yar clothes smelled like piss or even shit...

wArlord: But at least I'm gonna say that if sumbody plans aboot peein' on my head then I'd fuckin' beat him up!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Maybe ya should drink enuff kilju to get wasted enuff to not be so uptight 'bout such minor things...

wArlord: Wouldna say that's a minor thing...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ofcoz there are different party, and some have so lame and uptight organizers that they could like call da fuckin' COPS to da place!!

kHanatik: This would be extremely lame indeed, since the internal issues of the scene are not of outsiders' concern.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, they fuckin' ain't! Even if sumbody got fuckin' KILLED at a party, that'd stay as an internal secret of the scene, not for outsiders!!

kHanatik: The scene is a subculture. A reality of its own, completely independent of the outside societal order.

kHanatik: What takes places at real parties is not to be affected by the hand of law or the rest of the upper culture!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: They're so fuckin' lame, Asm and da other parties where they all kneel down and suck up on da establishment and da cops and da like...

wHitedodge: Sounds so really excitin'!! I can't even wait aboot gettin' there! A world all of its own!!!

wArlord: I'm still a bit concerned aboot that...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Goddammit, would ya want there to be some fuckin' cops on boards or the net, who would fine or jail ya for writin' wrong kinda messages?

wHitedodge: Well, ain't there them there busters there?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: There's always some lamer behind da bustings, somebody who takes da effort to tell da cops 'bout da warez.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But da cops really ain't interested in some message-writin' or such.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: In cyberspace, there's a law of jungle of its own!!

wArlord: And what does this hafta do with parties?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Parties are like in da cyberspace even if they're in the live reality, so da same law of jungle would cover 'em as well!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And that how it should be! Da scene would die if it had to adapt to some rules made by da lamerz of da outside world!

wArlord: I guess I now got yer point. So, it might actually be quite good if the elites can pee on lamers' necks.

wHitedodge: Wonder if Tim's gonna come?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I fuckin' HOPE NOT!

wHitedodge: Then there'd be at least sumbody whose neck we could pee on!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I guess there'd still be enuff doodz lamer than us. All da partyreports say that every party have some local lamerz nowadays.

wArlord: How d'ye recognize them then?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: They're sittin' at their computers all da time and none of da elites know 'em...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And they're doin' some fuckin' lame stuff with their computers, like playin' Doom or codin' with QBasic...

wHitedodge: Allrighty! Wonder if there'd be some place there then where we could piss on their heads?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We'll see it only then...

kHanatik: Once we will have arrived the destination, it would indeed be worthwhile to first examine the entire area.

kHanatik: To chart the locations of elites and lamers and the possible higher places.

wArlord: Now hearin' some tractor brumm-brumm outside.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright then, there's our party transport then!

wHitedodge: Yeah!!!

MASA: There's the tractor. And some hay bales putten there in the trailer.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright, good to have some hay there!

wArlord: We could like arrange the hays there into a kinda structure that's good and warm to be under...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah. And we could like paint one helluva CWU logo there on da side, so all would know who's come to da party with it!!

kHanatik: Absolutely.

wArlord: Guess it might be good to have torches so we wouldna hafta be in the dark under the hays...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And a boombox to get some music!!

kHanatik: I could record some maximally tough SID songs on a tape. With the real hardware of course, not with PC Sidplay or anything.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, that'd be tuff...

wHitedodge: But what if I've like gotta pee sometime and we should tell Masa to stop?

kHanatik: Indeed, that kind of internal communications system would be beneficial.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: OH7MO could maybe deal some CB radio for us quickly...

kHanatik: A CB radio would be a security risk and not even worthy within the range of a few metres.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay okay then, some wired system then! But I'm gonna ask OH7MO.

wArlord: Wonder if it's gonna be warm enuff there for real?

kHanatik: We should dress well and take some blankets for support. Drinking hot drink from a thermos would also help us keep warm.

wArlord: Some kinda heatin' system might be possible...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Maybe I could ask Osmo 'bout that heatin' too.

wArlord: Might be a good idea to buy some batteries for them torches and the boombox.

kHanatik: Affirmative.

MASA: There's gotta be enuff room for da kilju too!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, yeah, right, that kilju! Almost forgot! Are they at a good state?

MASA: Guess they're gonna ready by the next week...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We're gonna get one fuckin' tuff party boozin' experience with Masa's kiljus!!

kHanatik: As well as fame as good kilju-makers. I suppose there is enough of kilju?

MASA: There's five buckets full...

wHitedodge: Is anybody gonna take a computer with?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We don't fuckin' need computers at da party!! Boozin' is da main thing!!

kHanatik: At least I am not going to take one.

kHanatik: Linux downtime would be shameful, and taking my Amiga would be too risky due to the confidential occult material it contains.

kHanatik: I would still hope, however, that someone else would take a computer.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least I'm not gonna take mine, 'coz Slaughterhouse's gotta stay up...

wHitedodge: I wanna take mine!! I wanna take mine!!

kHanatik: All right, wHitedodge can take his.

wHitedodge: The folks there could also like call to Emptyness, like locally, when my computer would be right there!!

dA dArK ELiTE: I could also consider takin' my computer, 'cause I ain't got no board at home that I should keep on.

wHitedodge: NAW, I'M GONNA TAKE MINE!!!

kHanatik: I suppose there will be room for the both computers in the trailer if needed.

wHitedodge: But what if there ain't room at the party?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Guess there's enuff room for two computers, 'coz all da elitez concentrate on boozin' anyway, instead of lamin' with the computer...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And besides, SYnTETiK DaRKNeSS promised us to reserve da table!!

wArlord: For last summer's Juhla.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I guess he'd get it reserved for this one too...

wHitedodge: Let's still ask him, just to make sure!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah.

wArlord: But would we start buildin' already?

kHanatik: Affirmative, that would be justifiable.

wHitedodge: YEAAHH!!! CWU'S GOT A PARTY TRACTOR OF ITS OWN!!! LIKE OUR OWN SPACESHIP!!!

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