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--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x5D --==Oo==--
date .......... fri 1995-12-29
location ...... internet relay chat
present ....... nEopardy / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
sChistic / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN--==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==--
nEopardy: hi schistic hon
schistic: hi to u too
nEopardy: should we go for voice?
schistic: okay
schistic: it's ur turn to call
nEopardy: ok, calling now!
schistic: So, hi!
nEopardy: How are you doing?
schistic: Quite fuckin well for a chance, now that all that x-mas fuss is over...
nEopardy: Yeah... good that it's over.
schistic: Right, it's hard to stand all that.
nEopardy: But I've now got a question for you...
schistic: Yeah?
nEopardy: It's like, err, I think I've noticed that you've become somehow more evasive lately.
nEopardy: Or it feels you've got something else to think about besides me...
schistic: Come on, it was that x-mas shit!!
nEopardy: But even after that.
schistic: I see. How have ya noticed it then?
nEopardy: It seems like that you've been chatting with others as well on IRC.
schistic: Hell, of course I talk to others as well!
nEopardy: Did you private-chat with Jyri today?
schistic: I shared some news with him, yeah... shouldn't I have?
nEopardy: What did you talk about?
schistic: What kinda interrogation did ya start there now?
nEopardy: I'm just wanting to make sure that you dinna have any cybersex with him!
schistic: And what then even if I had!?
nEopardy: 'Cause that kinda stuff is CHEATING!!
schistic: For real, hey, I've only been chattin' ordinary stuff with other CWU members.
schistic: Ya don't need to get so sickeningly jealous for that.
nEopardy: 'Cause you're not tellin' what you chatted with Jyri, I assume it was something forbidden!!
nEopardy: I guess you were planning some IRL sex meeting with each other!!!
schistic: Goddammit, do I have to send the fucking logs to ya to convince ya?
nEopardy: That'd be quite a nice demonstration of trust...
schistic: I'm not gonna do that, that's the principle! I'm not any way responsible to ya 'bout that!
nEopardy: So, the reason why you don't think about me so much anymore is that YOU'RE HAVIN' CYBERSEX WITH JYRI AND THE REST OF CWU EVERY NIGHT!!
schistic: Gosh...
nEopardy: I KNEW ABOUT THIS FROM THE START!!!
nEopardy: THE REASON WHY JYRI DINNA WANT TO TAKE PART IN DEMOMAKING WAS THAT HE WANTED TO TALK MORE WITH YOU!!
schistic: Listen to me now! I've been talkin' about right normal things with Jyri, so yar now jelly for nuffin -
nEopardy: I WON'T BELIEVE THAT WITHOUT LOGS!!
schistic: I don't think it's really healthy that the members can't trust each other even in basic stuff like that...
nEopardy: Yeah, and that was also the reason why we went to have the sauna at Markkanens' house, building trust -
schistic: It doesn't feel like that ya've put a lot of effort in keepin' that trust afterwards...
nEopardy: Well, 'cause you're more important for me than the other members are!!! Our relatioship is my top priority in the whole world!!!
schistic: So, yar so sickeningly jealous that -
nEopardy: Yes, I am!! And proud of it!!
schistic: I take ya realize that I can't base my membership on only chatting with ya and nobody else?!
nEopardy: I do realize that, but -
schistic: D'ya remember what that Forest Goat told us at the sauna?
schistic: They said like "may your faction remain united forevermore"...
nEopardy: Yeah, I remember, but our relationship is more important -
schistic: The hell it is!
nEopardy: We've got an even more special soul connection!!
nEopardy: We are a double flame, and our destinies are intertwined, and Final Light is our child, and -
schistic: I guess ya've taken all that romantic blabber all too seriourly now.
schistic: I've got an equal soul connection to the whole crew and not just ya, even though I'm datin' ya -
nEopardy: If you really think that we're no doubleflame then it'd be the best for us to end the whole thing!!
schistic: Wait a fuckin' minute with that -
nEopardy: I'm now gonna shell to DOS and say there DELTREE BBBS!!!
nEopardy: No, no no, that'd be far too quick.
nEopardy: I'm takin' Volkov Commander and usin' it to delete the files one dir at a time!
schistic: WAIT A FUCKIN' MINUTE!!
nEopardy: Now gettin' rid of the MENUS directory...
schistic: What didya think 'bout doin' with yar life when ya no longer have a board or a relationship?
nEopardy: I DON'T FUCKIN' KNOW!!
schistic: D'ya plan to remain a CWU member regardless?
nEopardy: IN FUCKIN' HELL I WON'T!!
nEopardy: I DESPISE CWU MEMBERS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!! ESPECIALLY JYRI!!!
schistic: But be careful there now that ya won't do anything irreversible -
nEopardy: Wampires have already asked me if I could join...
schistic: What 'bout thinkin this all thru overnight, for real!!
nEopardy: Now deleting the MAIN dir... and all of the board's messages at that!
schistic: Are ya now sure that ya want to leave our relationship and all that's left of it and JOIN THE FUCKIN' WAMPIRES!?
nEopardy: YEAH!! FOR THE PRECISE REASON TO MAKE THE CWU MEMBERS AS PISSED OFF AS POSSIBLE!!
schistic: Stop that playin' already -
nEopardy: THIS AIN'T NO PLAY!
nEopardy: And hey, I could like give the source code of our Juhla demo to Wampires to make CWU even more pissed...
schistic: I care 'bout ya for real, and I don't wanna ya leave me now or do anything careless -
nEopardy: YOU CAN ONLY HOPE!!
schistic: Just think back to all the great stuff we've had together!!
schistic: And besides it's not like ya at all to make such a decision so out of blue!!
nEopardy: I've been plannin' this for a longer while already! I've talked with Wampires!!
schistic: Wampires have manipulated ya with some of their magick stuff!!
nEopardy: IT'S YOU WHO'S TRYIN' TO MANIPULATE!
schistic: Pleeze, for real...
nEopardy: COULD YOU PLEASE NOW LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THIS DELETING OF MINE?
schistic: Okay then, I'm not trying to change yar mind then...
nEopardy: Do we have anything else to talk anymore?
schistic: At least I'd like to still talk with ya 'bout this -
nEopardy: YOU CAN'T!
schistic: Pleeze...
nEopardy: Now I'm deleting the rest that's under the BBBS directory...
schistic: Okay...
nEopardy: Do you still have something to say before I hangup?
schistic: If ya change yar mind ya can call me anytime... even in the middle of night...
nEopardy: YOU CAN ONLY HOPE THAT I CHANGE!
schistic: That's what ya say now, but tomorrow ya may have other thougts...
nEopardy: I'M HANGUPPIN' NOW! GOODBYE!
schistic: Goodbye... (snif)
KLIK
nEopardy: WAAAAAHHH!!!
nEopardy: I'M NEVER... NEVER GONNA MAKE ANOTHER BOARD ANYMAW!!!
nEopardy: AND...
nEopardy: (snif)...
nEopardy: AND I'M NEVER GONNA GET ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND!!!
nEopardy: WAAAAHHH-AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
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