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--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x5C --==Oo==--
date .......... sat 1995-12-16
location ...... kattilapelto abandoned house, lahopaeae, lietevesi
present ....... kHanatik / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
"masa" [formerly MoTHeR WaNKeR / C00LeS WaReZ UNiON]
wArlord / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
mR.mEgAsTuFf / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
wHitedodge / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN--==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==--
MASA: It'd be Kattilapelto now there boys! Did it fare good?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It was shaky as fuck!
wArlord: It might be good to have some softenings. And sump'n to keep us warm at least for longer trips.
MASA: Could we put hays there afore we leave for Iisalmi?
wArlord: That could be a good idea.
wHitedodge: Are we gonna get in already?
wArlord: Aye, if ye find some place where we could get there.
MASA: This fella's got the pickin' gear with...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: This is now a bit harder task 'coz there's those planks in front of every window and door!!
MASA: Crowbar's good for takin' them away! I've got one of them with me also...
wArlord: We might first wanna try if we get in without breakin' nuffin'.
MASA: Who cares aboot that...
kHanatik: I wonder if all the planks are attached properly?
wHitedodge: We might get in from the chimney!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya've gotta be fuckin' kiddin'!
wHitedodge: I'm serious!!
*KRÄSH*
wArlord: WHATTA FUCK DIDYE CRASH THERE, MASA?
MASA: The planks be off now, I've just gotta pick the lock then...
wArlord: Yer better put it back properly then afore we leave!!
MASA: I don't reckon nobody notices that somebody's visited there! Ye can put 'em back yerself if it matters to ye so much!
wArlord: Goddammit, it's always me who gets to fix everbody else's blunderings, fuckin' hell.
MASA: The door's now open! 'Twas quite easy one...
wArlord: And ye could've driven the tractor a bit farther off so that all the bypassers wouldna see it!
MASA: Well, I can for sure drive it a bit farther there if that matters so much. Y'all can get in the house first.
kHanatik: Maybe the choice of vehicle was not the optimal one for this gig either.
wArlord: Well, the damage's already made there, no can do...
wHitedodge: WOWWW WHATTA HOUSE!! It's one true DUNGEON!!
WHITEDODGE I wanna explore it right away if I can find treasure chests!!:
kHanatik: It looks like a completely ordinary abandoned house to my eyes.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And don't then fuckin' hit the windows with yar torchbeams dammit!
wHitedodge: Looks totally empty for now!! Maybe the chests be someplace hidden...
wArlord: There might be some stuff in the attic. Most folks don't care aboot takin' their attic stuff away...
wHitedodge: I'm gonna go to the attic right now!!! Wonder how I'd get there?
wArlord: Didye even check out the whole downstairs first?
wHitedodge: There be the stairs upwards!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Look out for those monsters then there, fuckin' clown...
wHitedodge: Wowww!!!
wArlord: There'd be some of them chests for mister adventurer.
wHitedodge: Could we then get 'em all aboard the tractor?
kHanatik: It is better to concentrate on what we can possibly use.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Or at least sell...
wArlord: At least some gaffers collect that kinda tube radios, so ye could get some money if ye sell it.
wHitedodge: I'm gonna take it ready to the door right away!!!
wArlord: Look at yer feet then when yer stumblin' aroond...
kHanatik: Come here and take a look.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: A fuckin' floppybox!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Would that be some of Fucksucker's remains?
kHanatik At least some of the floppies have been punched double-side, so they probably are C64 floppies.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Boulder Dash Collection, Way of Exploding Fist... they really sound like C64 stuff!
wHitedodge: WOOWWW!! WHAT HAVE Y'ALL FIND THERE!!!
kHanatik: Some C64 floppies that used to belong to Fucksucker/CGK.
wHitedodge: WOOWWW!! I'm gonna take the whole box right away -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Don't bother, nobody of us have a floppy drive.
wHitedodge: But what if we someday had!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least check all da other boxes first.
wHitedodge: Yeaahh, I'm gonna start diggin' right away!!
wArlord: Look then that ye won't get a heart attack from that zeal...
wHitedodge: Here's a joystick!! And there's sump'n under it...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck, just after I finished sayin' that we don't have a floppy drive!!
wArlord: Didye find sump'n like that now?
kHanatik: Indeed!
kHanatik: It would even seem to be an original 1541 on top of that!
kHanatik: Our exploration journey suddenly opened us the door to TRUE ELITENESS!
wArlord: Well, maybe we should first test if it even works after havin' been in the cold...
wHitedodge: I can then hope and believe really hard that it'd work!!!
kHanatik: It indeed seems like destiny is leading us to the path of true elitenes! Think of all the possibilities we have ahead!
kHanatik: We should just construct an X1541 cable, and the gates to the C64 scene are open!
wHitedodge: I wanna also sometime borrow the drive and the games too!!
kHanatik: We shall not be sacrificing this drive for gaming use.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, ya should manage with tapelamer turbotapes if ya wanna play sumthing.
wArlord: And ain't there even them there emulators nowadays for playin' the Commodore games...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: They're all crappy! Or ya can ofcoz play games with 'em if yer computer's fast enuff, but none of the true code works at all with 'em...
kHanatik: The magick level in current C64 demos is so high that they absolutely require the actual computer and floppy drive.
kHanatik: PC or Amiga will probably never reach the sophistication required for proper emulation of the C64.
wArlord: Ye've got quite a thick claim there, that ye couldna emulate some one-megahertz gear right even with some hundred-megahertz Pentium...
kHanatik: I have read some discussions on the newsgroup comp.sys.cbm.
kHanatik: The details of the inner workings of C64 are still not fully understood.
kHanatik: Its circuits are not completely digital, but their functionality transcends to the analogue or even quantum level.
wHitedodge: Woowww, sounds really magical that!! Quants and everthang!!
kHanatik: The aura of eliteness of the C64 is also much stronger than that of any Amiga!
kHanatik: There is no operating system or planar video mode interfering with the coder's plans!
kHanatik: Additionally, C64 music is multiple times truer than MODs, most of which are intolerably cheap synthpop.
wHitedodge: Commondore used to have all the best musics!! Pity that they don't work in the peecee!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ain't ya dood ever even heard of Sidplay?
kHanatik: Or Playsid that predated PC Sidplay for many years...
wHitedodge: Oh, that's some C64 music player then!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' hick, don't ya know what the SID chip is? Ofcoz it's a sixtyfour music player!!
wHitedodge: I dinna know...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It's better that ya know now! I don't wanna be in the same crew with a guy so hick to not know that SID is the sixtyfour soundchip...
wArlord: But could ye get any more done with that there Commodore than with that Amiga of yers?
kHanatik: I suspect that I can dedicate myself much better for the C64 code than Amiga code.
kHanatik: I assume that when coding for C64, I could feel myself free of all the straight-jackets typical for PC and Amiga...
kHanatik: ... and rise to a completely new level of advancement.
wArlord: Let's just see what this is gonna end up to... I bet yer gonna get bored aboot that too in just a couple of weeks!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I also think that ya should first make sumthing worthwhile with that Amiga and then advance to da truer level after passin' the Amiga stage...
kHanatik: From my point of view, Amiga is the same shit as PC in this matter. Neither is suitable for true democoding.
wHitedodge: But what aboot the Telmac?
kHanatik: I suppose that Telmac lacks the kind of trans-digital aura C64 has.
MASA: What's y'all fellas found over there?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: A sixtyfour floppydrive and some floppies...
MASA: Uhuhuh, that there drive used to be really expensive at the times!
wHitedodge: And one tube radio!!
MASA: That's all y'all found?
kHanatik: It is my priority right now to leave this location with the floppy disk drive, at is the key to the next level of trueness.
MASA: Allrighty-right then... maybe we should get outta here then!!
wHitedodge: I wanna still look for sump'n here!!
kHanatik: I think you have already examined everything that can be examined here.
wHitedodge: I ain't diggen thru everthang at all!! And here could be sump'n like secret hatches and some treasures behind 'em!!
kHanatik: We shall find the actual treasures at the location pointed to by the pentagram, at the ruins of the Pirttimäki cottage.
wHitedodge: I'm gonna dig still for a while!!
kHanatik: You shall not.
wHitedodge: Pleeeeze!!!
kHanatik: The tractor shall commence its return journey in five minutes.
wHitedodge: Gimme just fiftee minutes!!
wArlord: We've still gotta nail 'em planks back on the door...
kHanatik: It is of course your personal choice, whether you wish to remain locked in an abandoned house. But the rest of us leave now. Take the boxes.
wHitedodge: Okey okey!!!
wHitedodge: Heyy, wait for me!!!
...
wArlord: I'd suggest that if ye see any car lights then get to the cover right away.
wArlord: Or at least lay down the stuff somewhere so that they wouldna see right away that we're carryin' sump'n outta the house.
kHanatik: We might also consider a route through the field.
wArlord: They can see there too easily...
MASA: I can well bring y'all from this here yard too so y'all woulda need to walk.
wArlord: Better someplace else than the yard.
kHanatik: I would suggest that we walk through that forest to the road, and Masa shall pick us up there.
MASA: Right that.
wArlord: Maybe we'd better play safe here.
MASA: I'm now gonna drive the tractor over there then.
wArlord: The planks be back there now, so let's get to the woods then.
wHitedodge: I feel that we left still heaps of treasures behind...
wArlord: Goddammit, let's get 'em on like the ninth grade!!
kHanatik: Make sure that you do not point your flashlights around too visibly!
wArlord: And Kassu should be careful to not drop his radio.
wHitedodge: I am careful, dammit!!!
wArlord: So, there's the Valmet and trailer waitin'.
MASA: Let's all get aboard then!
kHanatik: This treasure hunting adventure was indeed extremely satisfying.
wArlord: I guess it was, yeah.
wHitedodge: YEEEAAAAHHH!!!
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