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--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x52 --==Oo==--
date .......... sun 1995-10-15 at about 21:00
location ...... markkanens' abandoned house, hautataipale, lietevesi
present ....... kHanatik / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
mAkaron / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
DiCKiNSTASiA / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
sChistic / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
nEopardy / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
wArlord / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
wHitedodge / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN--==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==--
mAkaron: (glug glug glug)
DiCKiNSTASiA: (glug glug glug)
wHitedodge: (glug glug glug)
kHanatik: (glug glug glug)
nEopardy: (glug glug glug)
schistic: (glug glug glug)
wArlord: Sauna's warm already!
mAkaron: Who goes first?
wArlord: It's actually so big that we might all fit in at once...
schistic: Heck, this kilju tastes neat somehow, like kinda foresty or mossy...
wArlord: It usually tastes a bit different. But now that it's made with a special recipe, it's got that kinda woods aroma...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Tastes totally terrible for real!!! But the main point after all is to get drunk...
wHitedodge: Yeaah, special Chaos kilju!!!
wArlord: I'm at least gonna go to sauna already. Y'all follow me then.
wHitedodge: I'm also comin' right away!!
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mAkaron: Gives some good steams that. We've only got an electric stove in the city...
wArlord: I wouldna even agree to go to a sauna if it ain't wooden! None of them electric cookers ain't real saunas...
schistic: Heck, there's some strange ripple in my eyes!! Did this kilju do it?
wArlord: Yeah, this here special kilju can do sump'n like that...
wHitedodge: Hey fuckin' hell, didyall see what went there!! Didyall see -
nEopardy: Yeah, it's as if some figure run there.
schistic: A sauna gnome?
mAkaron: Yeah, looked just like some gnome.
wArlord: Well, this special kilju can do sump'n like that.
wArlord: But would we take some really good steams now?
kHanatik: If mR.mEgAsTuFf were here, he would probably organise a compo and put the crew members in an order of superiority based on the tolerance.
schistic: I'm glad he ain't...
wArlord: Wonder if he could stand any decent steam himself...
mAkaron: I would've liked to see that there Mega too!
DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, he's such a legendary dood after all that I wish he'd also be in the meeting!
kHanatik: Perhaps, at some point, mR.mEgAsTuFf shall join cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN.
DiCKiNSTASiA: DON'T FUCKIN' THROW ANY MORE WATER!!!
DiCKiNSTASiA: Or, well, I can very well get out too...
nEopardy: Phew, I supposed this was enough for me too for a while!
nEopardy: Heidi, my love, let's go out for a while.
schistic: Well, okay...
wHitedodge: I'm comin' too!
DiCKiNSTASiA: NAW, WHATTA FUCKIN' HELL, EVERBODY COME TO SEE!!!
wHitedodge: NAW GOD-FUCKIN'-DAMMIT!! WHERE ARE WE AT??
wArlord: Wonder what's they're howlin' there?
DiCKiNSTASiA: ARE Y'ALL SEEIN' THE SAME AS ME?
wArlord: NAW FUCKIN' HELL, now I've gotta sit down and rest for a while!!!
schistic: This is so fuckin' unbelievable now...
kHanatik: Are you also seeing a red sky and mountains?
DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah...
kHanatik: What about those levitating cubes and other solids more nearby?
wArlord: I mean whatta hell man, yer seein' the same sights as I!!!
wHitedodge: Have we gotten into some astral dimension??
mAkaron: It would really look a bit like that.
wHitedodge: I wanna go to explore this place right now!!!
kHanatik: Do not leave alone, it might be dangerous there. I shall join you.
schistic: I'd also be interested in comin' with...
nEopardy: Allright, but I wouldn't let you alone with those, so I'm coming too.
wArlord: I reckon I might stay right here, so I keep at least some kinda touch to the true world...
kHanatik: Affirmative, someone should keep watching the sauna so that it will not disappear as well.
DiCKiNSTASiA: I could also stay here. It's unbelievable enough already right now...
wHitedodge: Is that the way where the woods used to be at?
kHanatik: Affirmative, according to my memory.
schistic: It feels it's attracting somehow, at least me.
wArlord: Don't go too far then!!!
wHitedodge: WOOWW!!! A NEW SECRET STAGE IN THE REALITY!!! IT'S SO ELEET!!!
DiCKiNSTASiA: Damn, I don't think they heard...
nEopardy: Do you see that pillar of light too?
kHanatik: Affirmative...
wHitedodge: WOOWW, LET'S GO THERE RIGHT NOW!!!
schistic: Yeah...
nEopardy: Be careful then!!! I don't wanna lose you!!
wHitedodge: DUDES, LOOK!! SUMKINDA CRITTER WITH A HORNY HEAD!!
METSÄPUKKI: kHanatik OF cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN!
kHanatik: Baphomet...?
METSÄPUKKI: BAPHOMET IS MERELY A MASK, THROUGH WHICH I SPAKE UNTO THEE, WHEN WE PREVIOUSLY ENCOUNTERED.
METSÄPUKKI: THOU SHALT CALL ME FOREST GOAT.
METSÄPUKKI: I AM THE PROTECTOR OF THE SAGES OF LIETEVESI, AND I HAVE SHOWN MYSELF UNTO EACH FACTION OF SAGES FOR A THOUSAND YEARS.
METSÄPUKKI: NOW OPEN YOUR EARS AND LISTEN TO ME!
METSÄPUKKI: WHEN YOUR PREDECESSORS CONSECRATED YOU TO CONTINUE THEIR WORK, YOU BECAME MORE THAN A LEAGUE OF YOUNG PURSUERS OF TECHNICAL MIRACLE.
METSÄPUKKI: YOU BECAME MEDIATORS BETWIXT THE WORLD OF MAN AND THE WORLD OF SPIRITS.
METSÄPUKKI: I HEREBY CONFIRM THIS CONSECRATION ON BEHALF OF THE WORLD OF SPIRITS.
METSÄPUKKI: MAY YOUR FACTION REMAIN UNITED FOREVERMORE!
METSÄPUKKI: BUT I DID NOT MERELY SHOW MYSELF UNTO YOU FOR CONSECRATION, BUT FOR I MUST YET OUTSPEAK AN IMPORTANT WORD UNTO YOU:
METSÄPUKKI: THE LAST OLDSCHOOL SAGE, VORNAS-HEIKKI, SHALL NOT BE LIVING MUCH LONGER.
METSÄPUKKI: HE HATH UPKEPT EXPLICIT SECRETS, WHICH WERE NEVER LEARNED EVEN BY cULT oF pOWER.
METSÄPUKKI: I THEREFORE SAY UNTO YOU: GO TO THE COTTAGE OF VORNANEN, AND SURRENDER YOURSELVES THERE UNDER THE TEACHINGS OF VORNAS-HEIKKI!
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wArlord: Fuckin' hell I had a mindless dream last night...
mAkaron: Well, what kinda?
wArlord: We were havin' sauna, and when we got outside to cool down, then all the surroundings had changed into like...
wArlord: Like a kinda helluva landscape, with a red sky and some mountains...
wHitedodge: It wasna naw dream!!!
wArlord: Is that what ye imagine?
kHanatik: You stayed at the sauna with DiCKiNSTASiA, when the rest of us went to explore the environment.
wArlord: So, y'all had the same dream then??
nEopardy: It would seem so.
wArlord: I knew well that there might be some sights comin' from that kilju, but I wouldna have guess 'em to be so strong!
wArlord: And the same thangs for everbody, so outlandish...
mAkaron: D'y'all recall what thet hornhead said to us?
wArlord: So, there was some hornhead tawkin'.
schistic: Yeah, it was there near that light.
wArlord: I just heard the sound of its thunderin' from the direction where the woods are normally at, but I couldna make out any words.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Whatta fuck had ya putten in that kilju, wArlord?
wArlord: It's a recipe we've been havin' in my family, my daddy ain't used it even once but his daddy a few times in his life.
wArlord: Dried fly agaric grinded and mixed to the kilju on the third day of yeastin'...
wArlord: And a bit sump'n else too, but fly agaric is the main part.
DiCKiNSTASiA: MAN, YA MADE US EAT A POISONOUS SHROOM!!!
schistic: It was such a mad experience for real!!!
wHitedodge: I wouldna have believed that aboot yer family!!
kHanatik: We should absolutely write down the flow of events as precicely as possible and as soon as possible.
kHanatik: Especially what the creature who called itself Forest Goat said.
wHitedodge: Yeah, absolutely!!!
kHanatik: We must get out of this place soon anyway.
wArlord: Yeah, at least I'd like to reckon aboot that experience all alone right now, for a few days at least...
wHitedodge: But we were s'posed to also get to the town tonight!!
wArlord: I s'pose we have the time to visit there tomorrow even.
kHanatik: It is recommendable that everyone processes this experience completely undisturbed.
mAkaron: Where are we gonna go with Dickie then?
kHanatik: You can come to my place. You can also spend the next night there.
wHitedodge: Could I also get in?? 'Cause mama's sure to put me in the house arrest if I go home right now...
kHanatik: It may become somewhat cramped if you too want to spend the night at us.
wHitedodge: PLEEZE!!!
kHanatik: Well, maybe I can consent to let you in.
wHitedodge: Yeah!
kHanatik: We must nevertheless finish the bomb program we are going to launch against Rauno.
schistic: Who's Rauno?
nEopardy: Our computing teacher...
schistic: Oh, right, that mad guy!! I wish yar program ends up bein' a good one!!
kHanatik: It surely will. Besides, this spiritual experience gave me a whole new insight regarding its implementation.
nEopardy: I think I'm gonna spend the whole day at us with Heidi, so we're not gonna take part.
kHanatik: I suppose you really need your privacy now.
wArlord: But let's collect our belongings now and start walkin' like back towards Hukkasuo...
DiCKiNSTASiA: The same torture way back!!
wArlord: Well, I've got my moped there in the bush...
kHanatik: We can very well walk to OH7MO's place and ask him for a ride to our place.
wHitedodge: But y'all would reveal y'allselves with that!!!
kHanatik: OH7MO is trustworthy, and even if he told, it would not be much of an impediment anymore.
kHanatik: What was the most important was the possibility to have sauna together, and it does not matter so much whether we ever get to repeat it.
wArlord: Yeah, that was really one of an experience, I really woudna like another like that in this decade.
wHitedodge: But I'd like to get more of that kinda experiences!!
wHitedodge: Forest Goat might've got some more to tell us!
wHitedodge: And besides, NEW SECRET STAGES RULEZZ!!!
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