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--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x53 --==Oo==--
date .......... tue 1995-10-17 at about 18:00
location ...... central lietevesi
present ....... kHanatik / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
mAkaron / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
DiCKiNSTASiA / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
sChistic / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
nEopardy / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
wArlord / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN also lamers including
ThE SkEneMiEs / formerly SUoMEN HUiPPU KoPSARiT
IceHockeyMan / formerly SUoMEN HUiPPU KoPSARiT
TOMPPA (from the local moped crew)
JANETZU--==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==--
wArlord: Dinna Kassu come?
mAkaron: Naw, he started regrettin' aboot resistin' his mummy so he went back home in the morning.
wArlord: Did y'all reckon aboot goin' back home with the evening train?
mAkaron: Yeah, Taisto promised to take us to the station.
DiCKiNSTASiA: We should've taken the day train but ya can't fuckin get anywhere from here!!
kHanatik: Indeed, during vacation times, the only effective bus routes here are the Sunday ones.
nEopardy: My mum could've taken you to Kiuruvesi, 'cause she's got vacation now as well...
DiCKiNSTASiA: And ya told it only now!!
nEopardy: You didn't ask...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Well, I somehow assumed that there'd be at least one fuckin' bus goin' at some time of a day, but nope!!
mAkaron: Is schistic also comin' with the same train?
schistic: I actually thought 'bout bein' here to the weekend, 'cause I think it's so unbelievably cool here!!
kHanatik: It is excellent that you have the chance to participate in the crew's life for a whole week.
wArlord: Look there, ain't 'em Mikko and Jani out there?
kHanatik: Indeed.
MIKKO: Well, how's cookin' with the Hautataipale clowns?
kHanatik: Not everyone in our companionship is from Hautataipale.
MIKKO: Yer sayin' that, right.
mAkaron: Yeah, I'm mAkaron, Marko that is, and that's Dickie there. We're from Kuopio.
nEopardy: And this here Heidi of mine is from Vantaa!
schistic: I could've said that myself...
MIKKO: Yeah, so ye actually were a girl for real!
JANI: And ye ain't even as ugly as we reckoned.
schistic: Right.
nEopardy: Mikko's the guy who had to sell his computer because of his phone bill...
MIKKO: And of course y'all told 'em everthang aboot me, DAMMIT!
JANI: But it's good that Mega ain't no more in yer gang!
kHanatik: It was indeed beneficial to displace him from the crew leader position.
JANI: Well, now we can even deal with y'all better than we used to, now that there ain't him braggin' and war-declarin' all the time...
wArlord: Are y'all goin' someplace, by the way?
JANI: Well, we just came from the karate class with Mikko and reckoned aboot havin' coffee there at Kesoil.
wArlord: Could we come with y'all?
MIKKO: So, y'all really mean y'all would come with us?
kHanatik: I do not think we should be in a state of war with one another anymore. The time of mR.mEgAsTuFf's shenanigans is over.
JANI: It'd suit me quite fine that we made peace.
MIKKO: Are we still gonna go on with competing aboot gettin' laid and committin' crimes?
kHanatik: I do not think there are reasons for us to continue local-level competition. Wampires is right now our primary opponent.
MIKKO: Wampires sounds familiar somehow...
wArlord: A crew from Joensuu.
kHanatik: And Liperi.
JANI: Are y'all like representin' Lietevesi at some national level?
kHanatik: Affirmative.
JANI: Right on, represent us there as well!
wArlord: But would we go to Kesoil right now?
MIKKO: Yeah, let's go.
JANI: By the way, have y'all gotten any new games lately?
wArlord: Well, we're gettin' them, even though we ain't tradin' the way we used to.
...
PAAVO: Look at this news! "Beaver bit cow in Pielavesi".
REISKA: Dinna it bite it in the spring already?
PAAVO: Right on! It's goin' all mad, this world here!
REISKA: And more youngsters comin' in!
TOMPPA: It'd seem to be Mikko and Jani, with the fuckin' Hautataipale shitgang!!
PAAVO: Looked a bit like Hautataipale boys. And there's a girl with 'em too.
JANI: Hear me, we've made peace with 'em now.
TOMPPA: Allright. But I reckon they're still a bit suspicious...
JANETZU: Well, I think that's also suspicious that ya fuckin' took that Mega in that moped gang of yars...
TOMPPA: Well, Mega's important for us, 'cause...
TOMPPA: Naw, I don't reckon I should tell it.
wArlord: We know what Mega's doin' in yer gang.
TOMPPA: But it's better that y'all don't gossip that aroond, or we're gonna pay back to y'all!!
wArlord: We ain't tellin' it...
MIKKO: How's cookin', Jaana?
JANETZU: Well, not very well...
JANETZU: 'Coz WE FUCKIN' GOT A HELLUVA PHONE BILL YESTERDAY!!!
kHanatik: Because of MTV3 Teletext?
JANETZU: Well, YEP!!!
kHanatik: You should probably have listened to our warnings during the computing class.
JANETZU: Fuckin' hell there...
schistic: I mean, for real, have ya fuckin' put some messages to that MTV3 Teletext?
JANETZU: YEAH, I HAVE!!
schistic: Wouldn't it have been a better choice to get some old peecee and modem and go to like IRC with 'em?
nEopardy: That's what we tried to say to her...
JANETZU: I DUNNO HOW TO DO ANY SUCH THANGS!!
schistic: Well, wouldn't it be worth learnin' then, if it's up to that?
JANETZU: I'm not gonna learn any of that guys' stuff!!
schistic: So, guys' stuff ya mean. Well, it's all up to ya if ya wanna stay an idiot...
JANETZU: YAR THE IDIOT HERE, GODDAMMIT!!!
MIKKO: Ye can come to us some day and try out IRC...
JANETZU: NO I'M NOT!!! I'M GETTIN' THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!
MIKKO: Don't go...
JANETZU: YES I WILL!
TOMPPA: I reckon it'd be better for the Hautataipale gang to get outta here afore ya piss the others off too...
wArlord: I reckon we might...
kHanatik: Yes, let us go.
schistic: Yeah, bye then, it was fun to see...
PAAVO: It's always them Hautataipale folks makin' trouble!
REISKA: But even they be agreeable compared to the Vääräpää folks...
...
mAkaron: So, this kinda secret room.
schistic: Ya've got everything here in Lietevesi!! Abandoned houses and secret rooms and secret astral levels and everything!!
nEopardy: Yeah...
kHanatik: All right, now we can discuss secret issues once again. Have you been pondering about the events on the night before last night?
wArlord: Yeah, well, I've come to the conclusion that the events were all real and that the spirit world exists for real.
wArlord: And it may very well be that Kassu had separated from his body for real and dropped that there key, instead of just havin' a dream...
DiCKiNSTASiA: I also reckon it was all true that happened to us.
schistic: Yeah, absolutely it was true!
kHanatik: So, is anyone still questioning the existence of the spiritual world?
kHanatik: It would seem that no one, excellent!
wArlord: Have y'all been reckonin' aboot us havin' to visit that there Vornas-Heikki?
kHanatik: Yes, meeting Vornas-Heikki is absolutely essential in order to our crew to accomplish its grand mission.
kHanatik: But before that we have to deal with a couple of more urgent missions.
nEopardy: Wouldn't that Vornanen be the most urgent right now, as he can die just about anytime?
wArlord: Well, he's already lived for like two hundred years in somekinda slumber he gets into with some plant poisons...
wArlord: So, I reckon he's gonna stay alive for a while and can pass on his knowledge even a bit later...
nEopardy: How do you know that kind of stuff?
wArlord: My grampa's been tellin'...
wArlord: I never turned my ear to his babblin' afore, but now I've been reckonin' that there may be some truth behind it after all...
schistic: Couldn't we like visit him in this week already?
kHanatik: Heikki loses his lifetime every moment he is awake from his hibernation.
kHanatik: I cannot therefore tell, whether we should wake him up just yet.
schistic: But there may be some other people wakin' him up too?
wArlord: Well, as far as I know, the only ones who've been wakin' him have been the cops when they need a rodman for solvin' crimes.
wArlord: And I don't reckon that's gonna happen anymaw...
nEopardy: Oh, why so?
wArlord: Now that Pate Jääskeläinen retired from the chief position and got replaced by some city clown...
kHanatik: So, in any case we are probably the next ones to wake up Vornas-Heikki.
wArlord: Yeah, all of his close relatives have also died years ago!
wArlord: These Hautataipale Vornanens are just some second cousins or even farther, so I don't reckon they're gonna wake him.
mAkaron: When would we then be ready to meet that Heikki?
kHanatik: We have to develop still more magickal skills. Accomplish magickal deeds and win the challenge we got.
kHanatik: At least after that the time will be ripe for meeting Vornas-Heikki.
wArlord: What challenge ye said?
kHanatik: Indeed, you have not been able to read the inner circle areas in DECREPiTUDE.
kHanatik: When CWU and Wampires will meet at demoparties next year, there will be a battle of sages.
kHanatik: In this battle, we will find out which crew has the more magnificient powers.
wArlord: But what aboot if we lose it?
kHanatik: We can still meet Vornas-Heikki nevertheless. What is the most important is that competition will get us to develop our powers.
wArlord: Well, allrighty then...
nEopardy: But what's we gonna do before that?
kHanatik: The most important, at the moment, is to destroy our worst local enemy, Rauno Huttunen.
schistic: Ya got that proggy of yars made for that?
mAkaron: Yeah... we collected a bunch of maximally sick gore pics and made a kinda killer-paced slideshow out of 'em...
kHanatik: I have synchronized the image flashing to one of the entrainments rhythms in MindBuilder.
kHanatik: Thus, the effect of the images will penetrate deeper in the brain than in a normal slideshow.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Goddamn it became such a fuckin' disturbin' piece!
DiCKiNSTASiA: I've seen quite many gore pics and splatter firms in my lifetime, and still it made me dizzy and nauseous as fuck...
wArlord: And what would y'all believe it'd do to Rauno?
kHanatik: I would not be surprised if Rauno got to spend the rest of his life in a lunatic asylum after being suddenly and unpreparedly exposed.
wArlord: And ya've got that there proggy on floppies with ya right now?
kHanatik: Affirmative.
schistic: Are we gonna install it in that there computer classroom?
kHanatik: Yes, on the teacher's computer.
schistic: Would we get to go there already?
wArlord: It's startin' to be so late that we could maybe deal with it.
kHanatik: Let us go there indeed.
...
wArlord: It's been really quiet here by the way, now that kassu ain't yellin' all the time how he's "so really excited"...
kHanatik: Indeed.
mAkaron: Heheheh, there's all kinda software here now!
schistic: "Career selection program"... hey, that could be fun.
wArlord: We could very well sabotaze that somehow... but would we have time?
kHanatik: At least I still have to debug the code of Rauno-killer, so if you find and easy way to sabotaze it, you might have the time.
nEopardy: But it might be worthy to make a very slight sabotage so we won't get caught...
mAkaron: Heheh, here's some dedicated editor here!
DiCKiNSTASiA: Heheh, "add a profession"...
schistic: Would we add a new profession there?
nEopardy: Wonder what would be a good one...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Let's put sumthang like BITCH!!!
schistic: Heheheh, YEAH!!!
nEopardy: Perhaps not something that obvious...
kHanatik: It might be worthwhile to put in "prostitute" instead, everyone would not at least immediately realize it as sabotage.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, maybe...
mAkaron: We should now put in some model answers to the questions, which would lead the result closest to that there "prostitute"...
nEopardy: Maybe we could answer them as similarly as possible to how somebody like Jaana would answer?
schistic: Oh, ya mean that Teletext lamer at that service station?
nEopardy: Yeah.
mAkaron: Could ye imagine in yer mind how somebody like that would answer 'em?
schistic: I've seen enuff of that kinda bimbos that I might be able... just gimme that keyboard and I'll answer.
mAkaron: Okey...
wArlord: Could we then copy them there new datafiles to like all the student computers?
mAkaron: Would we have the time? kHanatik, is it gonna take long still?
kHanatik: It will still take a while, as I need to correct the palettes of a few images to better suit the EGA screen.
nEopardy: You should also remember to change file dates and times there over some schoolday so we won't get caught!
mAkaron: Yeah... is there Norton or PC-Tools in these for that?
nEopardy: I think there might be...
wArlord: I guess Jyri might have that with him if we can't find it.
kHanatik: Affirmative.
schistic: Well, there's now that new profession for the girls of yar school...
wArlord: Bwahahah!
wArlord: It's fuckin' gonna be one helluva yell if we're gonna try out that proggy at a mentorin' class...
wArlord: And then all Jaana and Päivi be there like "I got prostitute from this, which school should I apply to now?"
DiCKiNSTASiA: Bwahahahah, "prostitute"!!
nEopardy: There's some old version of PC-Tools here.
nEopardy: I'm changing the dates to the tuesday morning next week, as there's a ninth-grade computing class there...
mAkaron: Yeah, quite a good idea.
wArlord: Anybody got floppies with to copy 'em to?
nEopardy: I've got a few...
DiCKiNSTASiA: What's the time, by the way?
schistic: Quarter to eight...
DiCKiNSTASiA: FUCK! We've gotta leave with Syntetik if Taisto's gonna come and get us at eight!
kHanatik: You do not need to worry. Rauno-killer seems to work at a nearly perfect level right now.
nEopardy: I assume there are some protections there?
kHanatik: Affirmative. The trap will only activate during the computing class of next Wednesday and will erase itself from the disk after loading.
nEopardy: Is it also using that super-delete routine of mine, to prevent unerase from finding it?
kHanatik: Affirmative.
wArlord: We've got some helluva pranks comin' up now! Bwahahahah!!!
kHanatik: Bwahahah, indeed!
wArlord: But what aboot goin' out already?
...
mAkaron: I reckon I might wanna stay here in Lietevesi for a few days still. If that suits you...
kHanatik: I assume that you can live at us during the time.
schistic: Hey, it's so nice that ya ain't goin' yet! I'm gonna leave in the weekend too.
DiCKiNSTASiA: I would be so keen to stay too but I fuckin' promised to take the morning train and couldn't make it...
DiCKiNSTASiA: So, it'd be a kinda must to get to the evening one or get helluva consequences at home!!!
schistic: Okay... that's too bad!
wArlord: Allright, there's Taisto's Wartburg comin'.
TAISTO: Come on in.
DiCKiNSTASiA: Okey...
kHanatik: mAkaron will still stay at us, if it is fine.
TAISTO: Oh, that's all fine.
TAISTO: Would both of ya still come aboard, and Jyri too?
TAISTO: So that we can talk a bit more 'bout that revolutionary front of yars.
mAkaron: I guess I might be able to come...
DiCKiNSTASiA: Come on, dammit!!
mAkaron: Okey, I'm comin' then...
TAISTO: Is somebody else of ya needin' a lift from the town to home then?
nEopardy: I guess we're all here with our bikes...
TAISTO: Are ya that Heidi?
schistic: Yeah...
TAISTO: And ya got to borrow a bike too?
schistic: Yeah...
TAISTO: I would've liked to chat with you too, but that's okay.
schistic: May I hug you still before you leave, Dickie?
DiCKiNSTASiA: Okey...
schistic: It was so nice to see!!!
TAISTO: Nuffin' but bye-byes to ya!
wArlord: Bye...
schistic: Bye...
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