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--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x51 --==Oo==--

date .......... sun 1995-10-15 at about 17:10

location ...... kiuruvesi railway station

present ....... kHanatik     / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                mAkaron      / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                  (formerly: SYnTETiK DaRKNeSS)
                DiCKiNSTASiA / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                  (did not change his handle)
                taisto kuusinen (kHanatik's dad)

                and later

                sChistic     / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                nEopardy     / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                wArlord      / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN
                wHitedodge   / cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN

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KUULUTUS: Commuter train 495 from Iisalmi to Ylivieska arrives on track one.

mAkaron: Well, howdy-ho there.

DICKSTASIA: Hi there.

kHanatik: Good evening. Let us proceed directly to the car.

mAkaron: Man, ye've changed yer way of tawkin' live as well.

kHanatik: Affirmate, speaking carefully and formally is included among my spiritual exercises.

DiCKiNSTASiA: Man, you've put some effort for real...

TAISTO: Put yer bags in the trunk, and let's start drivin'.

TAISTO: I'm Taisto, Jyri's father.

mAkaron: Okey, I'm Marko...

DiCKiNSTASiA: I'm just Teemu but you can also call me Dickie...

TAISTO: So, Marko and Rickie.

DiCKiNSTASiA: Are you from somewhere like Tampere?

TAISTO: Parkano, but I went to school in Tampere, yeah.

DiCKiNSTASiA: Just noticed that in your way of talkin'.

TAISTO: I heard ya've got some secret meeting there in Hukkasuo.

kHanatik: Affirmative. We shall later proceed from there to the actual meeting location which is secret.

TAISTO: Would I drive ya straight there to the edge of the bog?

kHanatik: It is enough that you unnoticeably leave us somewhere near the path which leads to the bog.

kHanatik: Also, as a reminder, our location must not be revealed to anyone. Officially, we shall be in the town visiting a friend of ours.

TAISTO: That's clear, right.

kHanatik: The in-crew revolution has already been accomplished once I displaced Mega from its leadership.

TAISTO: So, it's now the time to concentrate on the external revolutionary activity.

kHanatik: Affirmative.

TAISTO: I do understand the secret nature of yar activity and won't be disturbin' it anymore.

TAISTO: Are you both guys from Kuopio?

mAkaron: Yeah...

TAISTO: And there's also gonna be that girl there in the meeting.

mAkaron: Yeah, schistic, was she Heidi or sump'n.

kHanatik: Heidi.

DiCKiNSTASiA: Wonder if it'd be easy to get laid by that there Heidi?

kHanatik: I presume that no one besides nEopardy has any chances for her.

DiCKiNSTASiA: Well, but maybe she could be leavin' with the same train as we.

mAkaron: I suppose she's got a return ticket like we, so she can take the Kuopio way too.

mAkaron: And she could also like stay and visit there for a day afore she goes on!

kHanatik: It is nevertheless important to ensure not jeopardizing the unity of the crew. nEopardy already feels quite jealous for schistic.

DiCKiNSTASiA: Dunno if that matters so much.

DiCKiNSTASiA: There's so few girls on the boards compared to boys that it'd be good if they'd let more of us have sex...

kHanatik: IRC and newsgroups fortunately have a slightly better ratio.

DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah...

TAISTO: We're soon at that there path piece, let's stop and get out really quickly then.

mAkaron: Okey...

TAISTO: I'm gonna leave then if everybody's got the stuff with.

TAISTO: May you have revolutionary meetings! Bye!

mAkaron: Byyye...

kHanatik: We shall absolutely have that.

kHanatik: Allright, now follow me.

wArlord: See there now, there they're comin'.

schistic: I'm gonna hug them right away!!!

schistic: I suppose yar DiCKiNSTASiA?

mAkaron: Naw, I'm mAkaron.

schistic: Oh, right, okay! I thought it 'coz yar so long.

DiCKiNSTASiA: It's just my nick that's long... and dick, heh.

schistic: Heh, yeah, okay.

mAkaron: Wasna it ROLOCIZ, that handle of yars?

schistic: It was for a while, yeah, when I had to hide that I'm in Chaos.

kHanatik: So, here is mAkaron, and here is DiCKiNSTASiA.

wHitedodge: I fuckin' thought y'all looked all different from that!!

wArlord: Yeah, I've heard board-users are always thought to look totally different until ya see them live.

WHITEDODE: Well, there are some scanned pics of some on file areas, but nobody wastes their online time for downloadin' sump'n like that!!

DiCKiNSTASiA: Except maybe then if they're girls...

kHanatik: So, here are nEopardy, wHitedodge, and wArlord.

mAkaron: Okay... and I was SYnTETiK DaRKNeSS earlier if somebody ain't gotten that yet.

kHanatik: But let us start walking then. wArlord probably is the best to know the route.

wArlord: Yeah, well, first let's take the shortest possible way to the edge of the woods, and move to the path from there.

wArlord: I can take the lead 'cause you've gotta know the right places to turn at.

kHanatik: Agreed.

kHanatik: You are only allowed to activate the flashlights in the forest, in order to prevent bypassers from accidentally noticing.

wArlord: Well, there might not be that kinda danger there anyway, 'cause there ain't naw houses nearby...

schistic: It's so excitin' this kinda walkin' in the black woods!!

wHitedodge: Is there a long way to walk?

wArlord: Sump'n like three kilometres.

DiCKiNSTASiA: THREE FUCKIN' KILOMETRES?!?

DiCKiNSTASiA: Couldn't he fuckin' have left us someplace even slightly nearer, dammit? I've even got this backpack...

wArlord: Well, maybe we can swap our carryings if y'all canna carry 'em all the time.

schistic: My bag ain't very heavy, so I can maybe take -

DiCKiNSTASiA: Well, let's see...

nEopardy: I've also got quite light carryings...

DiCKiNSTASiA: Well, you can maybe fuckin' take my backpack right away then!

nEopardy: Okay...

schistic: This feeling here is so damn cool!!

schistic: We're like walking towards the unknwon here in the midforest and then there's gonna be some secret headquarters nobody finds us in...

nEopardy: Well, there is a feeling of its own here, yeah.

wArlord: This kilju is quite goddamn heavy, by the way, I would really appreciate if we could swap every now and then.

kHanatik: By the way, wHitedodge, did you get the overnight permit?

wHitedodge: No, I dinna, but I'm still gonna stay the night at Markkanens' house naw matter what!!

kHanatik: Correct! This meeting shall indeed be completely unique, and another one like it shall never take place.

kHanatik: Currently, we are living only for the CHAOS meeting - nothing that will happen after it has any meaning!

DiCKiNSTASiA: Yeah, meeting rulez!!

mAkaron: What's that there place anyway?

kHanatik: A house that was deserted last summer, as its inhabitants moved to another locality.

mAkaron: And there ain't new residents to replace 'em?

wArlord: Well, who in hell would move here anyway? A dying village!

mAkaron: I mean, it's like empty for real, and nobody cares aboot it?

wArlord: That's right.

DiCKiNSTASiA: And they've like taken all their stuff with 'em as well?

wArlord: Naw, there's usually a bunch of junk and stuff left in them houses.

DiCKiNSTASiA: Well, then I guess it might be good to check thru them!! Like look if there's anything useful there, or worth selling...

wArlord: That'd be stealin' then...

mAkaron: But it's their fault 'cause they left their house unlived!!

wArlord: Could somebody else take my kilju backpack for a while?

schistic: I can take it...

schistic: Oh shit it's heavy!!

wHitedodge: Could ye then like take my backpack to replace it? 'Cause I wouldna bear it either...

wArlord: I can take it...

DiCKiNSTASiA: Fuck I'm so exhausted from this wadin' in the bushes goddammit!!

wArlord: Well, we're soon gonna be at the Höttövaara hillside, so there's only a kilometre anymaw...

schistic: Ya should teach that Savonian dialect to me too then!!

wArlord: Well, let's see aboot it...

nEopardy: Them Romppainens are gonna move out after the x-mas, I thought we could maybe check out their house then.

kHanatik: What an excellent idea, nEopardy. I assume they might have forgotten even surprisingly useful equipment in the house.

wArlord: Well, now let's turn here, so we're gonna get to Markkanens' yard.

wHitedodge: Woww!!! We're soon there!!! In our secret meetin' place!!! Meetingz rulez!!!

kHanatik: We must naturally first ensure that there is no one present.

kHanatik: Could you please proceed to execute the check before the rest of us arrive?

wHitedodge: Yeah, okay then!!!

DiCKiNSTASiA: And what if we don't get there? We are we gonna leave then?

kHanatik: OH7MO lives approximately a kilometre away. Perhaps we could go there in that case.

nEopardy: There wouldn't be no place to sleep there anywhere! He's got every hole full of electronics!!

kHanatik: It is indeed worthwhile to have the meeting somewher eelse, but Osmo can probably transport us to such a place. Hönttölä, for instance.

wHitedodge: I couldna see nobody!!

kHanatik: All right, let us go then!

wHitedodge: May I try to pick that there lock??

kHanatik: Be my guest.

DiCKiNSTASiA: Could we get inside like quickly now? I wanna rest my legs now after that fuckin' marathon!!

wArlord: Wonder if the sauna door's locked too? We could like start heatin' the sauna up right as the first thang.

kHanatik: Could you take the responsibility of the sauna?

wArlord: Yeah, I can...

wHitedodge: It's open!!!

mAkaron: Would we leave our backpacks there?

wArlord: Yeah, except that if y'all's got sump'n to burn then bring 'em to the sauna.

wHitedodge: I've got a couple of billets with me!

wArlord: I s'pose there might be enough wood in the shed too, at least for one sauna time.

wHitedodge: Do we need water from the pond?

kHanatik: It is actually a pond, but indeed, do bring some water from there.

schistic: Whatta fuckin' feelin!!! To be in Lietevesi, Northern Savonia, with the whole crew, live!!

schistic: It's gonna be one unforgettable meeting!!!

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