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--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x49 --==Oo==--
date .......... fri 1995-09-22 at about 18:00
location ...... cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN headquarters
(kHanatik's apartment at hautataipale lietevesi)present ....... kHanatik [formerly: dArK sTuFfEr]
nEopardy [formerly: myXTer, WoRLD HeR0]
wArlord [formerly: JUiCE, dA dArK WaNKeR/ELiTE]
wHitedodge
[also doubles as: WaRe FuCKeR / C00LeS WaReZ UNiON]--==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==-- --==oO==-- --==Oo==--
kHanatik: Dear brothers, members of cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN!
kHanatik: I hereby declare the first meeting of cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN begun!
kHanatik: May I have your hand, please!
nEopardy: *klap klap klap*
wHitedodge: *klap klap klap*
wArlord: *tapu tapu*
kHanatik: May I also introduce our new member, wHitedodge, whom you probably already know as WaRe FuCKeR of C00LeS WaReZ UNiON.
kHanatik: wHitedodge's cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN membership is secret! It shall therefore never be mentioned outside this room!
kHanatik: Working as our secret agent within the inner circle of C00LeS WaReZ UNiON, wHitedodge shall prove to be worthy of our trust...
kHanatik: And also sufficiently strong spiritually.
kHanatik: All the other issues handled in this meeting are secret as well, unless otherwise specified!
kHanatik: I have made my family members vow silence regarding our presence here.
kHanatik: Meetings should also be arrived at as secretly as possible, so that rumours would not start spreading via the neighbourhood.
kHanatik: In the future, however, we shall obtain a better meeting location.
kHanatik: cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN shall deviate from C00LeS WaReZ UNiON in a multitude of different ways.
kHanatik: The leader of C00LeS WaReZ UNiON, mR.mEgAsTuFf, has a helplessly constrained mind.
kHanatik: He desperately wallows in his stubborn delusions regarding what a group should be, repeating all the same mistakes all over again.
kHanatik: In his self-esteem problems, he constantly dismissed ideas that could have risen C00LeS WaReZ UNiON to the caste of real elite groups.
kHanatik: However, the scene is primarily concerned of breaking boundaries, and in cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN we shall break the boundaries imagined by mR.mEgAsTuFf!
kHanatik: This way, we shall ultimately rise onto the top of the whole scene!
kHanatik: Long live cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN!!!
wHitedodge: *klap klap klap*
nEopardy: *klap klap klap*
wHitedodge: Yeaahhh!!!
wArlord: Man, ye held it quite well altho it went to quite show-business at places.
wHitedodge: It rulezz so much to be in Chaos!!! I'm so excited!!!
kHanatik: The most important topic of this meeting is the eliteness mandate received from cULT oF pOWER and how to use it.
kHanatik: As we know, the mandate is now split between two groups: mR.mEgAsTuFf has the master key of the school, and I have the Amiga...
wArlord: Oh, that speech of yers is still goin' on.
kHanatik: I have started to talk like this in all occassions.
wArlord: And whatta fuck for? We're now in the secret crew meeting and nowhere like in some fuckin' theater!
wHitedodge: Are ye now apin' that there mINDeAGLE who also tawks the formal language all the time?
wArlord: It'd seem like that yer now tryin' to pull some C.O.P. vibes into this crew! All the Ultima stuff and everthang!
wHitedodge: Are ye now forcin' us to tawk that kinda formal tawk all the time???
kHanatik: Of course not. This only belongs to my own path of development.
wArlord: And what kinda development d'ye reckon it is that ye sound like a pretentious faggot?
wArlord: Could we just tawk like ordinary sane folks?
kHanatik: Maintaining a more refined form of language requires self-discipline and clearer thought in general.
kHanatik: For this reason, Latin used to be taught at schools -
wArlord: So why not fuckin' talk that Latin at least, and not that kinda goddamn pretentious politics shit!!!
wArlord: Sounds like ye've got sumthang to hide there and yer then hidin' it in that kinda shit-important way of tawkin'...
kHanatik: mR.mEgAsTuFf also changed his way of speech.
wArlord: It's all the same with him! He twisted up into total crooks once he gave away his own dialect...
kHanatik: I think people do not have dialects of their own in general, and the way of speech changes all the time in any case -
wArlord: Whatever, anyhow, but I'm not gonna trust in anythang yer not sayin' out in Savonian!
kHanatik: I promise to switch to a more natural form of speech, if it seems necessary for retaining the trust. But where were we?
nEopardy: That mandate of eliteteness...
kHanatik: Oh, yes, indeed!
wHitedodge: Are we gonna steal that key from Mega somehow?
kHanatik: It is one of the alternatives.
wArlord: D'ye now have sumthang new cookin' for the next computing class?
kHanatik: There is now a program installed on the computer mR.mEgAsTuFf uss, making him ridiculous in the front of the whole class at that time.
wHitedodge: They're been workin' quite well, them there earlier ones!
wHitedodge: And we could maybe like come up with some damn cool tricks once we get that key from Mega...
kHanatik: nEopardy has been analyzing the local network protocol used in the classroom.
nEopardy: Yeah...
kHanatik: Tell us what you have found.
nEopardy: Yeah, it'd seem that it's possible to transfer files to the pupil's machines and back from the teacher's machine...
nEopardy: And put some messages on screen, and send stuff to the printer, and things like that.
nEopardy: But at least the pupils' version of the DOS TSR is different, with a lot less functions.
kHanatik: So, if we ran the teacher's TSR version on a pupil's computer, would we then get ourselves the teacher's privileges, in a sense?
nEopardy: Maybe but I'm not too sure.
nEopardy: 'Cause the network may be built from the start in a way that everything goes through the teacher's machine in any case.
nEopardy: So, we should replace the teacher's driver with some kind of modified version in that case.
kHanatik: We may have to try this in the classroom.
nEopardy: Yeah...
wHitedodge: Woww!! Can we like put anythang to anybody's computer if we make it!?
nEopardy: Well, at least if we make proper modifications to the program, we could maybe do just about anything with it.
wArlord: There would be quite some possibilities to manipulate folks with sumthang like that.
wArlord: 'Cause a normal fella believes everthang that flashes up on a computer screen, we could like trick 'em to just aboot anythang!
wHitedodge: We're gonna like take over the whole world with thangs like that!!!
wArlord: I dunno aboot that whole world...
kHanatik: I assume that it will be possible to control people even more profoundly in the future, once they start to use BBSes and the Internet.
wArlord: I dunno really if they ever start that...
nEopardy: It feels to me like that, 'cause there have been those Internet articles in newspaper, and that MTV3 teletext thing...
wHitedodge: Could we like take over that there teletext and use it to get us all laid like hell??
kHanatik: That would require Darkbox 2.0.
nEopardy: We could maybe get there via somewhere else than that pay-node...
nEopardy: That teletext server could be like constantly connected to the Internet, who knows...
wArlord: It ain't sounding very believable that they'd put that kinda machine to some fixed Internet. It even costs -
nEopardy: There's already a fixed Internet connection there in the MTV3 office.
wArlord: What would they be doin' with it?
nEopardy: Dunno, maybe they've been planning something...
nEopardy: But maybe I could knock around their servers a bit and see if we could do something about them...
wHitedodge: Could we like get to change all the news if we get to break into there!?
kHanatik: That could be very well possible. And those bastards would really deserve it for removing Star Trek from the TV schedule!
wArlord: I'm still quite unsure aboot that but that'd be really great if we got to like destroy some of their shitty news.
wHitedodge: Or to put in some of our own messages!!!
nEopardy: Maybe that'd be quite possible...
kHanatik: It is more relevant for us right now, however, how to manipulate lamers via the computing classroom of Lietevesi junior high school.
wHitedodge: Yeah, right but how are we gonna get that key from Mega? How are we -
kHanatik: The remaining portion of C00LeS WaReZ UNiON is still having its meetings, I suspect?
wHitedodge: It's havin' 'em, yeah...
wArlord: Bwahahah, it's just the two of y'all in Hönttölä...
kHanatik: And at the school.
wHitedodge: I mean goddammit, I dinna even realize that!! It'd be just us two visitin' the computer room also!!!
kHanatik: I suspect we should assume that mR.mEgAsTuFf will be trying to install new "cheats" to the classroom computers?
wHitedodge: Well, if he ain't then I could like suggest that to him!!
kHanatik: There are previous cases when mR.mEgAsTuFf forgot his keys on a table, without remembering to take them with him.
kHanatik: You should merely take it to yourself in a sufficiently unnoticiable manner during the next occassion.
wHitedodge: But what if there ain't gonna be one?? Like what if I can't get him agree at all? Would there be some alternative??
kHanatik: If you devise alternatives, while visiting him or Hönttölä, you are allowed to freely exploit them.
kHanatik: As long as you prepare yourself to all possible cases of failure, that could possibly reveal your secret plans.
wHitedodge: Yeah. I've been havin' one really cunnin' thang in my mind...
kHanatik: Well, what kind of?
wHitedodge: That if I wouldna get into his room anymaw then I could like go there in my astral body!!
wHitedodge: And then like poltergeist throw that there key to someplace he canna find it, and where we could then bring it to us from!!
wArlord: Whatta hell there's again with ye there?
kHanatik: I would not count on this plan to succeed, but it is good in any case if you somehow manage to succeed in it!
wHitedodge: I've managed to get quite much stronger lately!! I've made it to the oobe like twice already!!
kHanatik: You have not yet reported on the latter success.
wHitedodge: Well, it just happened last night to me!!
wHitedodge: I went to my table in my spirit body and then there were some papers layin' there, and then I tried to move one of 'em...
wHitedodge: And then I got to drop it on the floor!!!
wArlord: Ye've had quite of a dream once again.
wHitedodge: IT WASNA NAW DREAM!!! WHEN I WOKE UP THEN THE PAPER HAD FALLEN DOWN FOR REAL!!!
wArlord: It fell in accident, or then ye noticed in yer dream that it fell and it became part of it. Don't chew that bulldung-
kHanatik: It is worth remembering that a paper is very light, but a key weighs tens of grams.
kHanatik: A spiritual body could very well push matter worth its miniscule weight, but -
wArlord: WHAT WAS IT THAT WE AGREED ABOOT THEM THERE OCCULTS AND OTHER WOO-HOO?
kHanatik: We agreed that cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN presents itself to the external world as a Wampires parody that practices the occult as a joke.
wArlord: It sounds quite a heap like that somebodies here believe that for real!
kHanatik: There will be no change in the external image of cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN from having someone in the crew who believes in paranormal techniques -
wHitedodge: IT WASNA JUST PLAIN BELIEVIN'!!!
wArlord: I agreed back then that it's okey to do that, but -
kHanatik: It is important for wHitedodge to believe in the things he is doing due to his stage of development. If we would not actively support his faith, -
wHitedodge: IT HAPPENED ALL FOR REAL!!! WHAT'S WRONG THERE WITH YE MAN!!!
kHanatik: It is completely indisputable that your experience was real as an experience. But -
wArlord: D'YE NOW BELIEVE IN THAT THERE WOO-HOO TOO?!?
kHanatik: You did not listen to me accurately enough! I said REAL AS AN EXPERIENCE.
kHanatik: Dreaming is also real as an experience, that is, not a story made up afterwards.
wHitedodge: IT WASNA JUST NAW DREAM!!!
kHanatik: It was not indeed, since it was a much greater and more exceptional experience than a mere dream would be.
wArlord: He just had a dream, no point in this tawk...
kHanatik: Err, I mean...
kHanatik: At least it happened here so that Kassu got his brain into a kinda altered state of consciousness with that there excercise.
kHanatik: Are we now havin' an agreement aboot that at least this one took place for real?
wArlord: Well, I can maybe agree with that.
wHitedodge: Yeah, but there was sumthang else -
kHanatik: Kassu wouldna have gotten into that state if he wouldna have believed that it's possible to get outta yer body. D'ye agree with this also?
wArlord: Well, that could be maybe possible, yeah...
kHanatik: It ain't important here if Kassu's experiences are true in the real world or not.
kHanatik: Although they're nevertheless important for Kassu's development, gives him the motivation to develop -
wHitedodge: THEY WERE TRUE FOR REAL!!! I'M GONNA PROVE IT TO Y'ALL, GODDAMMIT!!!
wHitedodge: YER GONNA GET THE KINDA POLTERGEISTS ON YER NECKS THAT THEY SAY KABOOM!!!
kHanatik: It's good that ye keep yer faith there!
wHitedodge: THEY WERE TRUE THEY WERE TRUE THEY WERE TRUE!!!
wArlord: THEY FUCKIN WERE NOT, GODDAMMIT!!! IT'S ALL POINTLESS TO EVEN TRY TO PROVE IT!!!
nEopardy: Could we have the time to still talk about something else today? schistic, I mean ROLOCIZ will be calling -
wArlord: I support that. Stop that there bulldung now!
kHanatik: It's just important to make sure now that yer not gonna deceive the crew despite this conflict.
kHanatik: So, LOYALITY AND TRUST NOW GET THE FIRST PRIORITY!!!
kHanatik: And no matter what kinda happenings or tawkings there were in this room, WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL IT TO THE OUTSIDE!
wArlord: At least for me it's a matter of honor once I've given a promise.
wArlord: But if this kinda bulldung's gonna continue next time, then I've gotta reckon aboot leavin' the crew...
wArlord: But I wouldna reveal this stuff even after that there leavin'.
kHanatik: I reckon y'all both have been understandin' this somehow wrong...
kHanatik: And I'd like to tawk with y'all both in private aboot it.
wHitedodge: At least I wanna hear what yer gonna say to him aboot me!!!
wArlord: Yeah, and I'd also like to be there to see what kinda trash yer feedin' to Kassu.
kHanatik: If it helps y'all at all, y'all could reckon that it's like a kinda FURNACE TEST for y'all both...
kHanatik: Like, can you retain the trust and stay quiet aboot our secrets even if it was bein' tested!
wArlord: I'm gonna keep the secrets to myself, as I said.
wHitedodge: Yeah, I wanna prove y'all that my mind's strong enuff...
nEopardy: Do we have anything else now?
kHanatik: You can of course leave for home, if you like to.
kHanatik: But if wArlord or wHitedodge still have something to discuss with me or each other, they can very well stay.
kHanatik: Nevertheless, you must not discuss this topic outside the room, is that clear!?
wHitedodge: What aboot in CWUnet?
kHanatik: I would like to remind you that it is possible to eavesdrop on telecommunications.
wHitedodge: Oh...?
kHanatik: I assume you understand, after the events in the computer classroom, that the functionality of no system can be trusted.
kHanatik: A virus or trojan could, for instance, store all keypresses in a hidden file.
kHanatik: You need to prepare for the possibility of mR.mEgAsTuFf knowing more than you think he knows -
wArlord: Ye could notice that, the hard disk would be makin' a different noise from the usual...
nEopardy: It could very well use a ram buffer and only flush the data on the disk when there's something else bein' written...
nEopardy: And it's even possible to allocate that ram buffer in a way that the allocation can't be seen anywhere else.
wArlord: Yeah, well...
nEopardy: But I'm leaving now, if we don't have anything else now.
kHanatik: Let the chaos world protect you, nEopardy!
wArlord: Right, all the way up to a chaos world.
wHitedodge: If ye reckon aboot it, Mega might've like put up some eavesdro gear in this room!!
wHitedodge: If he could do more than he shows...
kHanatik: A fine observation indeed! I also made the same observation before, and I inspected the room and its surroundings prior to the meeting.
kHanatik: Also, if the microphone had been connected to the PC, I would also unplugged it before the meeting.
wArlord: Man, ye really find out all the possible options all the time aboot everthang! Yer so crooky...
wHitedodge: And you even started that there formal tawk once again!!
kHanatik: As I said, a change in talking style is important for me also for self-developmental reasons.
wHitedodge: Could I also get to some secret level if I started to tawk all formal all the time?
wArlord: Don't fuckin' dare there -
kHanatik: The technique might not be suitable for everyone, but you can of course experiment with it!
wArlord: There's now some helluva pretention rigmaroles y'all got there now!
wArlord: Ye believe in all kinda humbug how yer mind would get better and then ye even pretend to be sumthang else than ye really are!!!
wArlord: Yer lookin' down on the truth, and then I should try to keep some trust for y'all at the same time...
kHanatik: Maintaining a trust is also an important mental excercise.
wArlord: But trust's also aboot TRUTH, and many of what y'all screw aroond is aboot LOOKIN' DOWN ON THE TRUTH!
kHanatik: That sounds quite Christian to me.
wArlord: TRUTH AIN'T HAVIN' NO WAY TO DO WITH SOME CHRISTIAN SUPERSTITIONS!!!
wArlord: It's now all aboot that y'all wanna be crooky in the name of the crew, to get to make them there occults all seriously...
wArlord: And y'all then try to use my trust to that advantage there!
kHanatik: Yeah, that's true for real, that we could be so honest to each other in these meetings as possible...
wArlord: But I've still got hard time believin' that y'all havin' good intentions there, no matter what kinda vows y'all made...
wArlord: So we could maybe make use of some tuffer plans here.
kHanatik: What would you suggest?
wArlord: I've been tawkin' with my old dad aboot them there old-timey traditions.
wArlord: D'y'all know why all the leaders and other powerful men still booze and have sauna with each other afore they sign any contracts?
kHanatik: Well?
wArlord: It's 'cause all of yer protections are off-line then.
wArlord: Yer ain't wearin' naw suit when yer naked, and a helluva drunkedness make it impossible to pretend to be anybody else.
wArlord: Yer like revealin' yer own nature there...
wHitedodge: Right, we dinna never take a sauna together at our Cooles times!!!
kHanatik: Maybe mR.mEgAsTuFf had something to hide.
wArlord: Well, there wouldna been naw sauna possibilities in Hönttölä anyway. 'Cause somebody had taken the stove out many years ago already...
kHanatik: I see, I was not aware of this at all.
wHitedodge: Yeah, could we go to hold some Chaos sauna meetin' sometime!!!
wArlord: It should be a kinda case when there ain't nobody else there but us in the whole eve and night.
wArlord: And should also make sure that nobody else would come there then...
wHitedodge: So, then we can't be at my place or Jussi's place either, 'cause there's always gotta be somebody there lookin' after the animals...
wArlord: I'd suggest that there Markkanens' house here now.
wArlord: 'Cause them Markkanens been nove moved to Pihtipudas, so their house's all empty and it's surely still got the stove also.
wArlord: It's also quite well hidden there behind Höttövaara, so the smoke ain't that easy to see...
kHanatik: When should we go there for sauna then?
wArlord: I'd say as soon as possible...
kHanatik: I, on my part, consider this to be too early a moment for an experience like that.
kHanatik: We first need to get the first half of the mandate for ourselves...
wArlord: We've then gotta hurry up with that there key.
wHitedodge: I'm now gonna try oobe like every night and do that there poltergeist!!!
kHanatik: I recommend that you also try mundane methods.
wArlord: Yeah, I'd really say that mundane methods are now on the very first priority.
wHitedodge: Meh...
kHanatik: Should we take the sauna only during our autumnal holiday?
wArlord: What for only then?
kHanatik: mR.mEgAsTuFf would not be able to sabotage our plans at that time.
kHanatik: In addition, ROLOCIZ will be visiting nEopardy at the time, so we can also invite her to join us.
wHitedodge: Who???
KHANATK: schistic...
wHitedodge: Oh, yeah, right!!
wArlord: Should we also call them there remote members from Kuopio to come too?
wArlord: We could then get to know 'em well enuff too, find out what kinda men they are...
kHanatik: What an excellent idea, wArlord. Shall we open this discussion with our remote members immediately?
wHitedodge: But we can't even communicate with 'em anyhow right now, 'cause there's Mega who can tap in!!!
wArlord: We should try a sorta secret cypher for 'em messages.
kHanatik: nEopardy would probably have more expertise on encryption, but at least it is possible to password-protect a ZIP archive.
wArlord: So, we would like put the message to a text file and then into a ZIP, and then file-attach it to everbody in some safe board?
wHitedodge: But what if Mega's gotten a kinda trojan installed that saves everthang we write!!!
kHanatik: We should indeed prepare ourself for all possibilities in order to keep our communication secret!
kHanatik: Maybe it is the best idea for me to discuss the issue with nEopardy.
kHanatik: But the great and secret cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN meeting will be at the Markkanens' house during the autumnal holiday!
wHitedodge: Yeeahh!! It's so fun to get to have sauna with the crew!!!
wArlord: I'm gonna start up some jars of some real special kilju to honor that.
wHitedodge: Yeeaahh, Chaos' own secret private secret kiljus, this is so rulezz!!!
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