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--==oO==-- cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN -[]- history file #0x49 --==Oo==--

date .......... fri 1995-09-22 at about 18:00

location ...... cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN headquarters
                (kHanatik's apartment at hautataipale lietevesi)

present ....... kHanatik   [formerly: dArK sTuFfEr]
                nEopardy   [formerly: myXTer, WoRLD HeR0]
                wArlord    [formerly: JUiCE, dA dArK WaNKeR/ELiTE]
                wHitedodge
                [also doubles as: WaRe FuCKeR / C00LeS WaReZ UNiON]

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kHanatik: Dear brothers, members of cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN!

kHanatik: I hereby declare the first meeting of cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN begun!

kHanatik: May I have your hand, please!

nEopardy: *klap klap klap*

wHitedodge: *klap klap klap*

wArlord: *tapu tapu*

kHanatik: May I also introduce our new member, wHitedodge, whom you probably already know as WaRe FuCKeR of C00LeS WaReZ UNiON.

kHanatik: wHitedodge's cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN membership is secret! It shall therefore never be mentioned outside this room!

kHanatik: Working as our secret agent within the inner circle of C00LeS WaReZ UNiON, wHitedodge shall prove to be worthy of our trust...

kHanatik: And also sufficiently strong spiritually.

kHanatik: All the other issues handled in this meeting are secret as well, unless otherwise specified!

kHanatik: I have made my family members vow silence regarding our presence here.

kHanatik: Meetings should also be arrived at as secretly as possible, so that rumours would not start spreading via the neighbourhood.

kHanatik: In the future, however, we shall obtain a better meeting location.

kHanatik: cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN shall deviate from C00LeS WaReZ UNiON in a multitude of different ways.

kHanatik: The leader of C00LeS WaReZ UNiON, mR.mEgAsTuFf, has a helplessly constrained mind.

kHanatik: He desperately wallows in his stubborn delusions regarding what a group should be, repeating all the same mistakes all over again.

kHanatik: In his self-esteem problems, he constantly dismissed ideas that could have risen C00LeS WaReZ UNiON to the caste of real elite groups.

kHanatik: However, the scene is primarily concerned of breaking boundaries, and in cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN we shall break the boundaries imagined by mR.mEgAsTuFf!

kHanatik: This way, we shall ultimately rise onto the top of the whole scene!

kHanatik: Long live cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN!!!

wHitedodge: *klap klap klap*

nEopardy: *klap klap klap*

wHitedodge: Yeaahhh!!!

wArlord: Man, ye held it quite well altho it went to quite show-business at places.

wHitedodge: It rulezz so much to be in Chaos!!! I'm so excited!!!

kHanatik: The most important topic of this meeting is the eliteness mandate received from cULT oF pOWER and how to use it.

kHanatik: As we know, the mandate is now split between two groups: mR.mEgAsTuFf has the master key of the school, and I have the Amiga...

wArlord: Oh, that speech of yers is still goin' on.

kHanatik: I have started to talk like this in all occassions.

wArlord: And whatta fuck for? We're now in the secret crew meeting and nowhere like in some fuckin' theater!

wHitedodge: Are ye now apin' that there mINDeAGLE who also tawks the formal language all the time?

wArlord: It'd seem like that yer now tryin' to pull some C.O.P. vibes into this crew! All the Ultima stuff and everthang!

wHitedodge: Are ye now forcin' us to tawk that kinda formal tawk all the time???

kHanatik: Of course not. This only belongs to my own path of development.

wArlord: And what kinda development d'ye reckon it is that ye sound like a pretentious faggot?

wArlord: Could we just tawk like ordinary sane folks?

kHanatik: Maintaining a more refined form of language requires self-discipline and clearer thought in general.

kHanatik: For this reason, Latin used to be taught at schools -

wArlord: So why not fuckin' talk that Latin at least, and not that kinda goddamn pretentious politics shit!!!

wArlord: Sounds like ye've got sumthang to hide there and yer then hidin' it in that kinda shit-important way of tawkin'...

kHanatik: mR.mEgAsTuFf also changed his way of speech.

wArlord: It's all the same with him! He twisted up into total crooks once he gave away his own dialect...

kHanatik: I think people do not have dialects of their own in general, and the way of speech changes all the time in any case -

wArlord: Whatever, anyhow, but I'm not gonna trust in anythang yer not sayin' out in Savonian!

kHanatik: I promise to switch to a more natural form of speech, if it seems necessary for retaining the trust. But where were we?

nEopardy: That mandate of eliteteness...

kHanatik: Oh, yes, indeed!

wHitedodge: Are we gonna steal that key from Mega somehow?

kHanatik: It is one of the alternatives.

wArlord: D'ye now have sumthang new cookin' for the next computing class?

kHanatik: There is now a program installed on the computer mR.mEgAsTuFf uss, making him ridiculous in the front of the whole class at that time.

wHitedodge: They're been workin' quite well, them there earlier ones!

wHitedodge: And we could maybe like come up with some damn cool tricks once we get that key from Mega...

kHanatik: nEopardy has been analyzing the local network protocol used in the classroom.

nEopardy: Yeah...

kHanatik: Tell us what you have found.

nEopardy: Yeah, it'd seem that it's possible to transfer files to the pupil's machines and back from the teacher's machine...

nEopardy: And put some messages on screen, and send stuff to the printer, and things like that.

nEopardy: But at least the pupils' version of the DOS TSR is different, with a lot less functions.

kHanatik: So, if we ran the teacher's TSR version on a pupil's computer, would we then get ourselves the teacher's privileges, in a sense?

nEopardy: Maybe but I'm not too sure.

nEopardy: 'Cause the network may be built from the start in a way that everything goes through the teacher's machine in any case.

nEopardy: So, we should replace the teacher's driver with some kind of modified version in that case.

kHanatik: We may have to try this in the classroom.

nEopardy: Yeah...

wHitedodge: Woww!! Can we like put anythang to anybody's computer if we make it!?

nEopardy: Well, at least if we make proper modifications to the program, we could maybe do just about anything with it.

wArlord: There would be quite some possibilities to manipulate folks with sumthang like that.

wArlord: 'Cause a normal fella believes everthang that flashes up on a computer screen, we could like trick 'em to just aboot anythang!

wHitedodge: We're gonna like take over the whole world with thangs like that!!!

wArlord: I dunno aboot that whole world...

kHanatik: I assume that it will be possible to control people even more profoundly in the future, once they start to use BBSes and the Internet.

wArlord: I dunno really if they ever start that...

nEopardy: It feels to me like that, 'cause there have been those Internet articles in newspaper, and that MTV3 teletext thing...

wHitedodge: Could we like take over that there teletext and use it to get us all laid like hell??

kHanatik: That would require Darkbox 2.0.

nEopardy: We could maybe get there via somewhere else than that pay-node...

nEopardy: That teletext server could be like constantly connected to the Internet, who knows...

wArlord: It ain't sounding very believable that they'd put that kinda machine to some fixed Internet. It even costs -

nEopardy: There's already a fixed Internet connection there in the MTV3 office.

wArlord: What would they be doin' with it?

nEopardy: Dunno, maybe they've been planning something...

nEopardy: But maybe I could knock around their servers a bit and see if we could do something about them...

wHitedodge: Could we like get to change all the news if we get to break into there!?

kHanatik: That could be very well possible. And those bastards would really deserve it for removing Star Trek from the TV schedule!

wArlord: I'm still quite unsure aboot that but that'd be really great if we got to like destroy some of their shitty news.

wHitedodge: Or to put in some of our own messages!!!

nEopardy: Maybe that'd be quite possible...

kHanatik: It is more relevant for us right now, however, how to manipulate lamers via the computing classroom of Lietevesi junior high school.

wHitedodge: Yeah, right but how are we gonna get that key from Mega? How are we -

kHanatik: The remaining portion of C00LeS WaReZ UNiON is still having its meetings, I suspect?

wHitedodge: It's havin' 'em, yeah...

wArlord: Bwahahah, it's just the two of y'all in Hönttölä...

kHanatik: And at the school.

wHitedodge: I mean goddammit, I dinna even realize that!! It'd be just us two visitin' the computer room also!!!

kHanatik: I suspect we should assume that mR.mEgAsTuFf will be trying to install new "cheats" to the classroom computers?

wHitedodge: Well, if he ain't then I could like suggest that to him!!

kHanatik: There are previous cases when mR.mEgAsTuFf forgot his keys on a table, without remembering to take them with him.

kHanatik: You should merely take it to yourself in a sufficiently unnoticiable manner during the next occassion.

wHitedodge: But what if there ain't gonna be one?? Like what if I can't get him agree at all? Would there be some alternative??

kHanatik: If you devise alternatives, while visiting him or Hönttölä, you are allowed to freely exploit them.

kHanatik: As long as you prepare yourself to all possible cases of failure, that could possibly reveal your secret plans.

wHitedodge: Yeah. I've been havin' one really cunnin' thang in my mind...

kHanatik: Well, what kind of?

wHitedodge: That if I wouldna get into his room anymaw then I could like go there in my astral body!!

wHitedodge: And then like poltergeist throw that there key to someplace he canna find it, and where we could then bring it to us from!!

wArlord: Whatta hell there's again with ye there?

kHanatik: I would not count on this plan to succeed, but it is good in any case if you somehow manage to succeed in it!

wHitedodge: I've managed to get quite much stronger lately!! I've made it to the oobe like twice already!!

kHanatik: You have not yet reported on the latter success.

wHitedodge: Well, it just happened last night to me!!

wHitedodge: I went to my table in my spirit body and then there were some papers layin' there, and then I tried to move one of 'em...

wHitedodge: And then I got to drop it on the floor!!!

wArlord: Ye've had quite of a dream once again.

wHitedodge: IT WASNA NAW DREAM!!! WHEN I WOKE UP THEN THE PAPER HAD FALLEN DOWN FOR REAL!!!

wArlord: It fell in accident, or then ye noticed in yer dream that it fell and it became part of it. Don't chew that bulldung-

kHanatik: It is worth remembering that a paper is very light, but a key weighs tens of grams.

kHanatik: A spiritual body could very well push matter worth its miniscule weight, but -

wArlord: WHAT WAS IT THAT WE AGREED ABOOT THEM THERE OCCULTS AND OTHER WOO-HOO?

kHanatik: We agreed that cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN presents itself to the external world as a Wampires parody that practices the occult as a joke.

wArlord: It sounds quite a heap like that somebodies here believe that for real!

kHanatik: There will be no change in the external image of cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN from having someone in the crew who believes in paranormal techniques -

wHitedodge: IT WASNA JUST PLAIN BELIEVIN'!!!

wArlord: I agreed back then that it's okey to do that, but -

kHanatik: It is important for wHitedodge to believe in the things he is doing due to his stage of development. If we would not actively support his faith, -

wHitedodge: IT HAPPENED ALL FOR REAL!!! WHAT'S WRONG THERE WITH YE MAN!!!

kHanatik: It is completely indisputable that your experience was real as an experience. But -

wArlord: D'YE NOW BELIEVE IN THAT THERE WOO-HOO TOO?!?

kHanatik: You did not listen to me accurately enough! I said REAL AS AN EXPERIENCE.

kHanatik: Dreaming is also real as an experience, that is, not a story made up afterwards.

wHitedodge: IT WASNA JUST NAW DREAM!!!

kHanatik: It was not indeed, since it was a much greater and more exceptional experience than a mere dream would be.

wArlord: He just had a dream, no point in this tawk...

kHanatik: Err, I mean...

kHanatik: At least it happened here so that Kassu got his brain into a kinda altered state of consciousness with that there excercise.

kHanatik: Are we now havin' an agreement aboot that at least this one took place for real?

wArlord: Well, I can maybe agree with that.

wHitedodge: Yeah, but there was sumthang else -

kHanatik: Kassu wouldna have gotten into that state if he wouldna have believed that it's possible to get outta yer body. D'ye agree with this also?

wArlord: Well, that could be maybe possible, yeah...

kHanatik: It ain't important here if Kassu's experiences are true in the real world or not.

kHanatik: Although they're nevertheless important for Kassu's development, gives him the motivation to develop -

wHitedodge: THEY WERE TRUE FOR REAL!!! I'M GONNA PROVE IT TO Y'ALL, GODDAMMIT!!!

wHitedodge: YER GONNA GET THE KINDA POLTERGEISTS ON YER NECKS THAT THEY SAY KABOOM!!!

kHanatik: It's good that ye keep yer faith there!

wHitedodge: THEY WERE TRUE THEY WERE TRUE THEY WERE TRUE!!!

wArlord: THEY FUCKIN WERE NOT, GODDAMMIT!!! IT'S ALL POINTLESS TO EVEN TRY TO PROVE IT!!!

nEopardy: Could we have the time to still talk about something else today? schistic, I mean ROLOCIZ will be calling -

wArlord: I support that. Stop that there bulldung now!

kHanatik: It's just important to make sure now that yer not gonna deceive the crew despite this conflict.

kHanatik: So, LOYALITY AND TRUST NOW GET THE FIRST PRIORITY!!!

kHanatik: And no matter what kinda happenings or tawkings there were in this room, WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL IT TO THE OUTSIDE!

wArlord: At least for me it's a matter of honor once I've given a promise.

wArlord: But if this kinda bulldung's gonna continue next time, then I've gotta reckon aboot leavin' the crew...

wArlord: But I wouldna reveal this stuff even after that there leavin'.

kHanatik: I reckon y'all both have been understandin' this somehow wrong...

kHanatik: And I'd like to tawk with y'all both in private aboot it.

wHitedodge: At least I wanna hear what yer gonna say to him aboot me!!!

wArlord: Yeah, and I'd also like to be there to see what kinda trash yer feedin' to Kassu.

kHanatik: If it helps y'all at all, y'all could reckon that it's like a kinda FURNACE TEST for y'all both...

kHanatik: Like, can you retain the trust and stay quiet aboot our secrets even if it was bein' tested!

wArlord: I'm gonna keep the secrets to myself, as I said.

wHitedodge: Yeah, I wanna prove y'all that my mind's strong enuff...

nEopardy: Do we have anything else now?

kHanatik: You can of course leave for home, if you like to.

kHanatik: But if wArlord or wHitedodge still have something to discuss with me or each other, they can very well stay.

kHanatik: Nevertheless, you must not discuss this topic outside the room, is that clear!?

wHitedodge: What aboot in CWUnet?

kHanatik: I would like to remind you that it is possible to eavesdrop on telecommunications.

wHitedodge: Oh...?

kHanatik: I assume you understand, after the events in the computer classroom, that the functionality of no system can be trusted.

kHanatik: A virus or trojan could, for instance, store all keypresses in a hidden file.

kHanatik: You need to prepare for the possibility of mR.mEgAsTuFf knowing more than you think he knows -

wArlord: Ye could notice that, the hard disk would be makin' a different noise from the usual...

nEopardy: It could very well use a ram buffer and only flush the data on the disk when there's something else bein' written...

nEopardy: And it's even possible to allocate that ram buffer in a way that the allocation can't be seen anywhere else.

wArlord: Yeah, well...

nEopardy: But I'm leaving now, if we don't have anything else now.

kHanatik: Let the chaos world protect you, nEopardy!

wArlord: Right, all the way up to a chaos world.

wHitedodge: If ye reckon aboot it, Mega might've like put up some eavesdro gear in this room!!

wHitedodge: If he could do more than he shows...

kHanatik: A fine observation indeed! I also made the same observation before, and I inspected the room and its surroundings prior to the meeting.

kHanatik: Also, if the microphone had been connected to the PC, I would also unplugged it before the meeting.

wArlord: Man, ye really find out all the possible options all the time aboot everthang! Yer so crooky...

wHitedodge: And you even started that there formal tawk once again!!

kHanatik: As I said, a change in talking style is important for me also for self-developmental reasons.

wHitedodge: Could I also get to some secret level if I started to tawk all formal all the time?

wArlord: Don't fuckin' dare there -

kHanatik: The technique might not be suitable for everyone, but you can of course experiment with it!

wArlord: There's now some helluva pretention rigmaroles y'all got there now!

wArlord: Ye believe in all kinda humbug how yer mind would get better and then ye even pretend to be sumthang else than ye really are!!!

wArlord: Yer lookin' down on the truth, and then I should try to keep some trust for y'all at the same time...

kHanatik: Maintaining a trust is also an important mental excercise.

wArlord: But trust's also aboot TRUTH, and many of what y'all screw aroond is aboot LOOKIN' DOWN ON THE TRUTH!

kHanatik: That sounds quite Christian to me.

wArlord: TRUTH AIN'T HAVIN' NO WAY TO DO WITH SOME CHRISTIAN SUPERSTITIONS!!!

wArlord: It's now all aboot that y'all wanna be crooky in the name of the crew, to get to make them there occults all seriously...

wArlord: And y'all then try to use my trust to that advantage there!

kHanatik: Yeah, that's true for real, that we could be so honest to each other in these meetings as possible...

wArlord: But I've still got hard time believin' that y'all havin' good intentions there, no matter what kinda vows y'all made...

wArlord: So we could maybe make use of some tuffer plans here.

kHanatik: What would you suggest?

wArlord: I've been tawkin' with my old dad aboot them there old-timey traditions.

wArlord: D'y'all know why all the leaders and other powerful men still booze and have sauna with each other afore they sign any contracts?

kHanatik: Well?

wArlord: It's 'cause all of yer protections are off-line then.

wArlord: Yer ain't wearin' naw suit when yer naked, and a helluva drunkedness make it impossible to pretend to be anybody else.

wArlord: Yer like revealin' yer own nature there...

wHitedodge: Right, we dinna never take a sauna together at our Cooles times!!!

kHanatik: Maybe mR.mEgAsTuFf had something to hide.

wArlord: Well, there wouldna been naw sauna possibilities in Hönttölä anyway. 'Cause somebody had taken the stove out many years ago already...

kHanatik: I see, I was not aware of this at all.

wHitedodge: Yeah, could we go to hold some Chaos sauna meetin' sometime!!!

wArlord: It should be a kinda case when there ain't nobody else there but us in the whole eve and night.

wArlord: And should also make sure that nobody else would come there then...

wHitedodge: So, then we can't be at my place or Jussi's place either, 'cause there's always gotta be somebody there lookin' after the animals...

wArlord: I'd suggest that there Markkanens' house here now.

wArlord: 'Cause them Markkanens been nove moved to Pihtipudas, so their house's all empty and it's surely still got the stove also.

wArlord: It's also quite well hidden there behind Höttövaara, so the smoke ain't that easy to see...

kHanatik: When should we go there for sauna then?

wArlord: I'd say as soon as possible...

kHanatik: I, on my part, consider this to be too early a moment for an experience like that.

kHanatik: We first need to get the first half of the mandate for ourselves...

wArlord: We've then gotta hurry up with that there key.

wHitedodge: I'm now gonna try oobe like every night and do that there poltergeist!!!

kHanatik: I recommend that you also try mundane methods.

wArlord: Yeah, I'd really say that mundane methods are now on the very first priority.

wHitedodge: Meh...

kHanatik: Should we take the sauna only during our autumnal holiday?

wArlord: What for only then?

kHanatik: mR.mEgAsTuFf would not be able to sabotage our plans at that time.

kHanatik: In addition, ROLOCIZ will be visiting nEopardy at the time, so we can also invite her to join us.

wHitedodge: Who???

KHANATK: schistic...

wHitedodge: Oh, yeah, right!!

wArlord: Should we also call them there remote members from Kuopio to come too?

wArlord: We could then get to know 'em well enuff too, find out what kinda men they are...

kHanatik: What an excellent idea, wArlord. Shall we open this discussion with our remote members immediately?

wHitedodge: But we can't even communicate with 'em anyhow right now, 'cause there's Mega who can tap in!!!

wArlord: We should try a sorta secret cypher for 'em messages.

kHanatik: nEopardy would probably have more expertise on encryption, but at least it is possible to password-protect a ZIP archive.

wArlord: So, we would like put the message to a text file and then into a ZIP, and then file-attach it to everbody in some safe board?

wHitedodge: But what if Mega's gotten a kinda trojan installed that saves everthang we write!!!

kHanatik: We should indeed prepare ourself for all possibilities in order to keep our communication secret!

kHanatik: Maybe it is the best idea for me to discuss the issue with nEopardy.

kHanatik: But the great and secret cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN meeting will be at the Markkanens' house during the autumnal holiday!

wHitedodge: Yeeahh!! It's so fun to get to have sauna with the crew!!!

wArlord: I'm gonna start up some jars of some real special kilju to honor that.

wHitedodge: Yeeaahh, Chaos' own secret private secret kiljus, this is so rulezz!!!

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