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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x48 =========
DaTE: 1995-09-18 aT aBoUT 08:40
LoCATi0N: sChOOL bUS bETW33N hAUtATaiPALE aND d0WNTOWN LiETeVESi
PrESeNT: mR.mEgAsTuFf / CWU
dArK sTuFfEr / CWU
WaRe FuCKeR / CWU
JUICE / CWU
mYXTER / NON-CWU
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oTheRS: DiCK PUNiSHER, sTUDENTZ, bUS DRiVER===========================================================================
mR.mEgAsTuFf: C00LeS WaReZ UNiON is da fuckin' tuffest crew in da history of Lietevesi!! We've got such an elite local network!! CWUnet 2.0!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: In 2.0 there's already all da local CWU membas except JUiCE and I s'pose he's gonna get there soon too...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But none of da BBBS LAMERZ DWELLIN' IN THEIR NERDINESS ain't never gotta in there!!
WaRe FuCKeR: It's so damn cool that we got it to work!!!
JUiCE: Even if there were some helluva hangovers when puttin' them up, 'cause we had to make it afore it got dark...
dArK sTuFfEr: I wish we still got that satellite-linked fixed Internet connection Osmo was flashin' aboot...
dArK sTuFfEr: Or then take that microwave link to Höttövaara to Osmo's antenna tower and from there to Pielavesi!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we've got a damn tuff net now AND NO FUCKIN' BBBS LAMERZ ARE EVER GONNA BE PART OF IT!!! DID YA HEAR, myXTer!?!?
myXTer: I heard quite well, quit that noise there already!
WaRe FuCKeR: It's just so total stoopid that there ain't enuff memory for four nodes in the Frontline machine, even though we put even more of it there!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: It might be well enuff if we got there a bit better OS that wouldna force to preallocate memory for the maximum case for each process.
dArK sTuFfEr: But no, OS/2 and Linux require that there 386 at minimum, so we've gotta use DOS or Desqview for it...
JUiCE: And I guess they'd need them four megs on the base to begin with...
dArK sTuFfEr: Two megs are somewhat enuff for Linux actually, if ye turn on the swap straight there in the bootin'.
dArK sTuFfEr: But then ain't PCBoard for Linux except via Dosemu, and then we'd be needin' them four megs again...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But there ain't that fuckin' lame BBBS for it either, so there ain't no chance for da nerds here to insult tuff dude software now!!!
myXTer: I wasn't even planning to insult it.
dArK sTuFfEr: Of course if there were Amiga as the board machine, then there wouldna be naw such problems, 'cause there's a modern OS there to begin with...
dArK sTuFfEr: PC is such a helluva badly designed shit in just aboot everthang compared to Amiga!
DiCK PUNiSHER: FUCK THAT, PEECEE IS THE BEST!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: SHUT DA FUCK UP THERE LAMER, OR WE'RE GONNA GIVE YA A SWIRLIE TODAY TOO!!!
DiCK PUNiSHER: Ye wouldna dare to, 'cause my dad -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Syphilis-Dick won't dare to do nuffin' to me anymore, or anybody else in CWU, 'coz we've got so tuff magick powers!!
dArK sTuFfEr: But I happen to know another crew that's got even tuffer magick powers than C00LeS WaReZ UNiON...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya mean that fuckin' Wampires?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: LET ME FUCKIN' LAUGH AT THAT!!! A bunch of handless braggards all of 'em!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: It ain't Wampires... Hint: starts with C!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, C.O.P. membas ain't even local anymore, so what 'bout restrictin' this to like Backwards Savonia now?
dArK sTuFfEr: Ever heard aboot a crew called cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whatta fuck, that shitty crew from Kouvola that ripped our abbreviation?!?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Doesn't sound very believable that they'd have sumthing...
WaRe FuCKeR: What do them there Kouvola-borns even know how to???
dArK sTuFfEr: It actually ain't from Kouvola but from Backwards Savonia...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Whatta fuck now again? Their fuckin' infofile said -
dArK sTuFfEr: Well, the infofile can be deceptive, they're actually from Lietevesi.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, who's supposed to be there then???
dArK sTuFfEr: Krhm... Are you really ready to hear the truth?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WHATTA FUCK ARE YA WAVERIN' THERE!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: I am kHanatik of cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WHATTA FUCK!? ARE YA SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!?!?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: YA FUCKIN TRAITOR-LAMER DAMMIT, YAR GONNA FLY OUTTA DA CREW FOR THAT!!!
kHanatik: The person you know as myXTer, is nEopardy of cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: AND YAR EVEN FRIENDS WITH SUCH A BBBS LAMER, YAR GONNA DOUBLE-FLY FOR THAT!!!
kHanatik: There is also another local member in cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN, also present in this bus.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: YAR EVEN TAKEN SOME FUCKIN' TIM THERE TOO!!!
DiCK PUNiSHER: Huh?
kHanatik: I am not referring to the low lifeform in question. WARFORM may introduce himself on his own.
JUiCE: Yeah, I'm that there wArlord of cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WHATTA FUCK NOW THERE DAMMIT!!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: IF THIS AIN'T SOME FUCKIN' MEGA PRANK THEN JUiCE'S GONNA FLY DA FUKK OUTTA DA CREW ON THIS VERY SECOND!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I HOPE YA WaRe FuCKeR AIN'T FUCKIN' PART OF THIS DECEPTION -
WaRe FuCKeR: I ain't! I ain't fuckin' heard of such afore!!! Except that it'd be somebodies from Kouvola...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Should I believe ya anymore or not...
WaRe FuCKeR: Ya fuckin hafta, for real!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, I don't think ya would cheat in such a thing.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: BUT FOR DA FUXX SAKE YA FUCKIN' CREW-DESTROYER TRAITOR LAMERZ!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: AIN'T THERE ANYBODY ELSE LEFT IN CWU BUT US TWO AND THE NON-LOCALS???
kHanatik: C00LeS WaReZ UNiON's remote members have also joined cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm not gonna believe that one until I've asked them...
kHanatik: Be my guest, all freely.
kHanatik: C00LeS WaReZ UNiON's remote member boards will convert to cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN member boards tonight due to this revelation.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Even if that ain't true, then FOR DA FUXX SAKE WITH YA GUYS!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: C00LeS WaReZ UNiON NOW FUCKIN' DECLARES AN ETERNAL WAR AGAINST YA!!!
WaRe FuCKeR: JUST LIKE THAT!!!
KUSKI: ARE Y'ALL BOYS GONNA LEAVE AT THIS HERE STOP OR NOT?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, fuckin' hell, we're already on da school's busstop!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But GOD-FUCKIN'-DAMMIT, DA WHOLE FUCKIN' C00LeS WaReZ UNiON NOW HATES YA FOREVER SINCE NOW!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: AND IS NEVER EVER GONNA WANNA HAVE NUFFiN' TO DO WITH YA!!!
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