C00LeS WaReZ UNiON MeMOiRS: cHApTER #0x42

========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x42 =========

DaTE:     1995-08-14 aT aBoUT 15:00

LoCATi0N: HoENTToELaEn AUTIoTALO, hAUtATaIPALE, LiETeVeSi, FiNLAND

PrESeNT:  mR.mEgAsTuFf / CWU
          MoTHeR WaNKeR / CWU
          dArK sTuFfEr / CWU
          WaRe FuCKeR / CWU
          dA dArK WaNKeR / CWU
          myXTer / CWU

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mR.mEgAsTuFf: SHUT DA FUCKIN' UP GODDAMMIT!!! I'M GONNA RESIGN FROM THAT SHIT RIGHT AFTER LAW ALLOWS IT!!!

dA dArK WaNKeR: And stop it right away, fuckin' commie-Jyrie, Christianity and Islam ain't got bullshit to do with each other -

dArK sTuFfEr: Man, ye've been goin' to religion classes seven years already and ain't learned nuffin...

dArK sTuFfEr: They've gotta helluva lotta more to do with each other than like Satan-worshipping has with Satanism!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: What 'bout not bringin' this to a religion debate again? Ya can continue that in that CWUnet message thread...

MoTHeR WaNKeR: It was such a funny-fun to give that there swirlie to Tim! We could like bully him like that every day!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, guess Reijo'd be punishin' me like hell for that, so I'm maybe gonna be with ya only once per week or sumthing...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm not that eager for the spanks and house arrests, but ya guys can give him as many swirlies as ya ever can!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: THE DIGNITY OF THE ELITEST CREW IN LIETEVESI REQUIRES IT TO SHOW THIS DIGNITY BY SWIRLIES!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: He somehow turned more careful after that ritual, and now he's not like he used to be even with Ritu...

WaRe FuCKeR: Wonder if his dick's gone broken so he can't fuck with that there Ritu anymaw!!!

dA dArK WaNKeR: He just listened to yer curses and then got some kinda illness anxiety from it. He's a motherfuckin' superstitious chap after all.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, yeah, maybe we're gonna find it out after some more experiments.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But at least Kerttu ain't got no radio system, so I'd like to jabber what's happened to Kerttu.

dA dArK WaNKeR: Y'all canna draw no conclusions that it would've started from yer crackpot ceremonies.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, if we just knew at least where that voodoo doll has been all da month...

MoTHeR WaNKeR: Oh, that doll? This fella's got it at home. I took it there back in July...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It was hard to ask 'coz I was travellin', and whenever I was here in da village I didn't fuckin' see ya around in meetings of even our boards!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But it's good if ya've got it, so ya can return it to us as soon as possible...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: THIS AIN'T NOW JUST ANY THING, BUT A FUCKIN' MAGICKAL FIGURE THAT REPRESENTS WRINKLE-KERTTU!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: AND IF YA HAVE WANKED TO IT IT'S PRACTICALLY DA SAME THING AS HAVIN' FUCKED KERTTU FOR REAL!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: YAR HANDLE'S GONNA STAY FOREVER AS MoTHeR WaNKeR, AND YA CAN'T EVER CHANGE IT EVEN IF YA GET A GODDAMN BUNCH OF SUPER MEGA PUSSY!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, if ya don't care then maybe it'd be all da same for me to kick ya outta da crew! We don't need anybody like that!

MoTHeR WaNKeR: But still, if that doll-thingie works like that, then this fella's startin' to make more dolls right away!!

MoTHeR WaNKeR: Of the girls in our school or sump'n, and then wank 'em! So I'd maybe get to fuck 'em for real some day.

dA dArK WaNKeR: But I'm just gonna say that if ya kick Masa out, then I'm gonna leave too!

MoTHeR WaNKeR: I would've left the crew anyway, 'cause the town folks don't really like if I'm with you. Especially them girls.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Then getta hell outta here dammit!!! This is our private meeting that's not for non-CWU-lamers!!!

MoTHeR WaNKeR: Allrighty, let's go then as the captain tells for the last time...

dA dArK WaNKeR: The cops and the principal have also been pushing me to leave y'all...

dA dArK WaNKeR: And I wouldna even see that as a very bad option considerin' yer recent policies.

dA dArK WaNKeR: I'd just like to remind that even if Frontline stays online, then it won't be any CWU WHQ anymaw...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We've then gotta move our WHQ and CWUnet hosting to somewhere like Syntetik Dimension.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: CWU.Eliteonly won't come to Frontline after this, 'coz only membaboards can poll it.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Could ya give us a couple of nights so all da CWUnet boardz can update da nodelist?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It ain't, 'coz BBBS is a fuckin' shitty software and I'd be ashamed like hall if our WHQ had it. And myXTer is still on da test period anyway.

dA dArK WaNKeR: Reckon it as y'all reckon. I'd like to keep Frontline online as well, but pull yer criminal club out from there...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright, so yar thinkin' for real that ya could keep our mutually purchased board machine all to yarself?

dArK sTuFfEr: Good point there... especially now that the machine's gonna become the host machine for CWUnet 2.0 as well.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right! Guess we've gotta change other configs there so ya couldn't always appeal to the fact that ya configured it!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And if our configs ain't okay for ya, then ya can move yar board back to yar home!

dA dArK WaNKeR: Well, that'd affect CWUnet's power position in the 97X area code, if its most popular board became a nightboard...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, right, goddammit, now we're gotta make a fuckin' hardcore political decision here. What do ya others think?

dArK sTuFfEr: I agree with Darkie here, that we should leave Frontline as it is, as our common board, that ain't got bounds to CWU.

myXTer: I haven't been able to concentrate, because I've been thinking about schistic, and she's gonna call me by voice today...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, as a matter of fact I didn't even want yar views here. Ya can go home right away, to wait for da call from yar pussy-stand dammit.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I don't care, 'coz we didn't get any extra fame for our crew today from ya gettin' laid. So, good riddance then.

dA dArK WaNKeR: I'd also maybe leave also, now that we've decided that Frontline's gonna be online for now.

dA dArK WaNKeR: I'd recommend to the rest of you as well to get the hell outta that youth criminal's crew...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And I do believe that at least dA dArK WaNKeR's gonna join back within a month, 'coz he wants to be at my birthday party.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It'd be good for us to get the Kerttu doll back from that wanker, 'coz it really seems that da magicks work for real.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Kerttu's prolly gonna become a helluva pedophile 'coz of this, dreamin' every night 'bout havin' sex with her pupils...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It's at least good now that she's so chilled down now. But how could we keep her as such?

dArK sTuFfEr: Well, in summer we did reckon 'bout if some kid has adopted is a toy doll...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, that could be one option. I've gotta think about this still.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But guess we've gotta get da doll away from MoTHeR WaNKeR first, so we've maybe gotta break into his home some night and take it...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, right, dammit... maybe we should start trainin' da required skills then.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Guess dArK sTuFfEr's got his hands full of occult now if he wants to become a similar master as C.O.P. members.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, whaddabout if ya would start learning some breakin' techniques, Warie?

dArK sTuFfEr: I reckon they're keepin' their door unlocked anyway, we've just gotta slip into the room quickly enough and without notice...

dArK sTuFfEr: And ain't his parents home all the time after all, so we wouldna even get a chance to lock-pick ourselves in?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, right... but that lock-pickin' skill is still very important for us even if we wouldn't need it when visitin' Korhonens.

dArK sTuFfEr: We should visit there as soon as possible, 'coz Kerttu's gonna visit there herself too and might notice her own doll there...

dArK sTuFfEr: In principle we could just visit there some night without any special reason when Masa is havin' fun in the town. Next Friday maybe?

dArK sTuFfEr: And when he ain't, we'd say that he's got a thing in his room that's borrowed from us, and we're now takin' it back...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Guess that would work, 'coz his mom and dad are so chilly after all. Makin' a mental note.

WaRe FuCKeR: Is that MoTHeR WaNKeR gonna start voodooin' aroond with some self-made dolls now, and gettin' laid thru that now??

dArK sTuFfEr: I wouldna be so worried aboot it myself, 'cause he ain't got any occult knowledge.

dArK sTuFfEr: It ain't enuff to just make a materially similar doll that ain't even activated anyhow...

WaRe FuCKeR: We should start makin' our own voodoo dolls of the girls as soon as possible, so that we get 'em to our realm!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, good point there, we could maybe make some doll then. Do ya have any time, dArK sTuFfEr?

dArK sTuFfEr: Well, I'd maybe have the time to make a few dolls. But I dunno if the Lietevesi chicks are worth that, I'd rather concentrate -

dArK sTuFfEr: If I'd hafta choose from among the Lietevesi-born, I'd rather take Oona and Milla from the B group.

dArK sTuFfEr: Jaana and Päivi are likely the ones Masa'd be makin' his first dolls of...

WaRe FuCKeR: And there's gotta be helluva wankin' to even get 'em not hate us!!!

dArK sTuFfEr: That's why I was recommending to focus this project on the more proper kinda chicks...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, do what you want then, but JAANA IS DA FIRST PRIORITY, PERIOD!!!

dArK sTuFfEr: Well, we could do other things to it as well, so maybe I could at least make that Jaana doll.

dArK sTuFfEr: Now that we've got that key, then we've also got access to the wood-and-metalwork classroom that's got a bit better equipment...

dArK sTuFfEr: Naw, 'cause German classes are at the same time, so I needed to change that for home economics...

dArK sTuFfEr: But home economics is magickally relevant too, learnin' the kinds of skills needed for makin' potions and all that.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay, yeah. But I guess I've gotta leave for home before that nazi's gonna fuckin' bring me by force with his Mercedes...

WaRe FuCKeR: 'Cause Darkie left, so I could become the new Darkie... like DaRK FuCKeR...

WaRe FuCKeR: I'm become so much darker lately, when I've been gettin' more occult power!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We've already got dArK sTuFfEr now, it goes too close to that! Can't ya come up with sumthing more unique...

WaRe FuCKeR: I WANNA BE DaRK FuCKeR AND THAT'S IT!!! SAM ALSO GOT TO CHOOSE HIS NEW HANDLE ALL BY HIMSELF!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, that was a different thing, 'coz it was such a fuckin' tight negotiation...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And them "dark"s are so fuckin' overused and I think it's fuckin' awkward that we have them in our crew!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Dammit, I and MoTHeR WaNKeR are the only full members so far who ain't gotten any dark-shit in their handle anytime.

dArK sTuFfEr: Well, if I'm ever gonna change my handle, then ye get to get as much darkness in the handle as ye like, like DARK DARKNESS DARKELION...

dArK sTuFfEr: Couldna ye be like Crow or sump'n, 'cause yer bein' called Warie anyway?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Bird-based handles remind of cULT oF pOWER too much, and there's that dRAGONcROW...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We don't need C.O.P. 'coz we've got da Lietevesi eliteness mandate and the Sceptre of Eliteness!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We're travellin' our own path and not followin' a fuckin' theatre club... fuckin' candles and Ultima items there in Öökkölä!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: C00LeS WaReZ UNiON's so much not gonna go into that kinda fuckin' live-action role-playin' dammit!

dArK sTuFfEr: I reckon C.O.P. had some helluva cool things and at least they worked for me very well.

dArK sTuFfEr: So, if we're plannin' to get new members and a later successor for our activity, then we've gotta have that theatre section in condition also.

dArK sTuFfEr: Well, yer power is sump'n we've given to ye. Without our support, ye would be nuffin.

dArK sTuFfEr: All the CWU boards are bein' operated by others, and ye've only paid yer own small portion of the Frontline machine...

dArK sTuFfEr: Ye can't do anythang that somebody else couldn't. The only thing ye've got is yer loud voice...

dArK sTuFfEr: And we need more local members for real now that the WaNKeRs left. And new remote members wouldna be bad either!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya can develop quite hard magicks if ya plan to find even one more scene-fit dude in addition to us.

dArK sTuFfEr: A really tuff fella could surely turn every Lietevesi resident into scene-fit, but I guess I wouldn't get there while in the junior high...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, if we at least found some guy to replace those wankers, it'd be quite cool.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Especially if he'd be somebody who had gotten laid by somebody known by the town-dwellers.

dArK sTuFfEr: There might be somebody worthy of development in the seventh grade now, and I don't fuckin mean that there Reijo's bastard son.

WaRe FuCKeR: BUT I'M NOT GONNA BECOME NO CROW-DUDE! IT'S GOTTA BE DARK! DARK DARK DARK!!!