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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x41 =========

DaTE:     1995-08-14 aT aBoUT 10:10

LoCATi0N: PiHA, LiETeVeDeN yLÄaSTE, LiEtEvEdEn KiRkOnKYLä, FiNLAND

PrESeNT:  mR.mEgAsTuFf / CWU
          MoTHeR WaNKeR / CWU
          dArK sTuFfEr / CWU
          WaRe FuCKeR / CWU
          dA dArK WaNKeR / CWU
          mYXTER / CWU
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          DiCK PUNiSHER dA tOTaL uLTiMATE => LAMER <=
          MIKKO "PELIT-PURKKI" KALLIO AND HIS CREWMATE JANI
          aLSo: JANETZU aND sOmE oThER WHiNY SLuTS

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mR.mEgAsTuFf: Are you ready? Next up, operation GSTTFP...

MoTHeR WaNKeR: Err whatta?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: (That swirlie, ya fuckin' moron!!)

MoTHeR WaNKeR: Oh, yeah, right.

dArK sTuFfEr: Kerttu was very unlike the usual, by the way... did y'all notice?

WaRe FuCKeR: Was she?

dArK sTuFfEr: Dinna ye really notice nuffin?

WaRe FuCKeR: She had all the body parts right in place, not?

MoTHeR WaNKeR: She was really a heap calmer than usual.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, you should really improve yar occult sense there, Warie, 'coz even that moron noticed it...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Pretended not to notice at all even tho we sweared like fuck all da time!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Still in May she would've kicked us all out!

WaRe FuCKeR: OH RIGHT, IT REALLY WAS THAT WAY!

WaRe FuCKeR: I MEAN WOWWW, DID OUR VOODOO-

mR.mEgAsTuFf: SHUT UP!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We're gonna ponder this question in Hönttölä after da church shit.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da C.O.P. membas also always told us that ya shouldn't reveal yar powers to da mundies, or they'll fade away.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Now, on this lunch break, we're only gonna concentrate on operation GSTTFP...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Wonder where Dickie is?

dA dArK WaNKeR: Freshmens likely got that there acquaintance round right now...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh right, that one, bwahah! Fuckin' seventh-graders and their lame acquaintance shit!!

MIKKO: How's cookin', Hautataipale fuckheads! What was that thang of y'alls that Sam's s'posed have gotten laid?

JANETZU: Yeah, it really doesn't sound really believable that Sam has gotten anythan!! What's her name anyway?

WaRe FuCKeR: Wusna it schistic...

MIKKO: Ye said what?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Real name ya mean... goddamn myXTer 'coz he ain't here now! What's schistic's real name? Does it even matter?

JANETZU: It fuckin' DOES so we can check if she's even a real person!!

MIKKO: Sam's gotten some INTERNET PUSSY and now yar whole "crew" is all zealed up aboot it!!

MIKKO: Try to be yet a bit more awkward there!

MIKKO: That guy went to some fuckin' I-R-C chat in that there InterNet and then found some HISTIK that claimed to be a girl...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: He fuckin' saw her live, for real!!

MIKKO: Guess it might've been a male person still!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Sounded like a chick in the phone, dammit!

MIKKO: So he hadn't gotten the voice break yet!! Some fuckin' seventh-grade fagboy he was faggin' with!!

JANETZU: I still reckon that y'all made it all up! There ain't any chicks in thangs like that!

MIKKO: Yeah, and guess he dinna even see him in person!!

MIKKO: Just screwed aroond there in the I.R.C. that SLASH-ME NOW TAKES FORTH THE COCK...

MIKKO: And then DARED to claim that he had gotten laid for real, even when he was just typin' some text to another!!

JANETZU: Right on there then, y'all fuckin' miserable computer clowns!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: There's that myXTer goin'! Come on fuckin' here right now dammit, 'coz yar in our crew!!

myXTer: I already said that I'm not gonna take part in that operation...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: It's a different deal now, dammit! What's schistic's realname?

myXTer: Oh? Well, Hendu, or Heidi... Heidi Tanner...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, right, that's what it says in her realname field too on IRC.

JANETZU: Ain't soundin' like a believable name, maybe ye just made it all up!! Who would even have sex with a sissy like that!!

myXTer: Maybe you just ain't reckoned that everybody's not as superficial hen like you are?

JANETZU: I'M NOT A FUCKIN' SUPERFICIAL HEN!! DAMMIT!!

JANETZU: Guess that there Hendu of yers is a fuckin' miserable-lookin' glass-wearin' pimpleface if she even exists...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck it then, does myXTer then have to bring schistic here to show ya to get ya believe??

JANETZU: Yes, he has!! Afore I see what's she like for real, then I'm gonna reckon she's just some imaginary girl!!

JANETZU: There ain't any girls in the computer!! And if they are then they're all some fuckin' ugly arsefaces that accept even the most miserable sissies!!

myXTer: schistic might be comin' here for the autumn holiday...

JANI: Then ye've gotta show her to us! We won't accept yer score afore we know who she is and we've seen her!!

JANI: Whether she's a good standard real-life chick and not any fuckin' ugly and fat InterNet bitch!!

dA dArK WaNKeR: So y'all be gonna changin' the standards? So that now there's s'posed to be some face threshold too?

JANI: Y'all changed the rules too last December!! We're now just kickin' y'all back!!

JANI: Sam's chick's gotta be at least as pretty as Sanna afore we can count her!!

dA dArK WaNKeR: And how are y'all s'posed to measure that prettiness with?

JANI: Well, we're gonna decide that then...

JANI: But hey, some sports spirit now, come on hey!! We're a world-championship people now!! Den glider in!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We've already gotten it that yar all orgasmed up 'bout that sports shit that ya've gotta speak some fuckin' Swede-tongue to celebrate...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ain't ya even ashamed of wearin' such Swedish-language shirts, dammit!! SWEDISH IS SO FUCKIN' DEEP FROM DA ASS!!

JANI: Y'ALL FUCKIN' REDNECKS DON'T GET ANYTHANG!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!!

MIKKO: I'm gonna come with, I can't stand that kinda rednecks!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Farewell then...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But hey, there's our target now!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Is operation GSTTFP ready??

WaRe FuCKeR: Yeah, I've been ready all the time!!

MoTHeR WaNKeR: Right, we are.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: TIMO "DiCK PUNiSHER" PIRINEN!

DiCK PUNiSHER: Whatta?

DiCK PUNiSHER: Hey, hands off me, or I'm gonna tell my dad at home!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: The elitest crew in Lietevesi, C00LeS WaReZ UNiON, has now decided to punish you for your ETERNAL ULTRALAMENESS!!

DiCK PUNiSHER: Y'all fellas reckon to be some world-owners just 'cause y'all entered some demo in the Asm compo, one that didn't even get to the screen!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: WE AIN'T HAVE PUT ANY FUCKIN' DEMO IN ANY COMPO AT ASM!! A FUCKIN' LAMERS' PARTY!!

DiCK PUNiSHER: Fuck it, that there Sam was there at least!! And I saw that there was some CWU in the results...

dArK sTuFfEr: That guy's not gettin' it...

DiCK PUNiSHER: Yer position should be a bit higher than that!!

dArK sTuFfEr: Fuckin' lamer ain't now gettin' that other crews may have the same abbreviation...

WaRe FuCKeR: I also checked that there crew's infofile, they're from like fuckin' Kouvola or sumthang!! Some crew that starts with "chaos"!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, fuckin' lamer, ya should read them infofiles so you wouldn't mix da real CWU with the fake, dammit!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: If C00LeS WaReZ UNiON had taken part in that compo for real, we would've fuckin' gotten to at least top-five!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya fuckin' megalamer with yar zero judgement skills!! Ya don't know nuffin 'bout REaL_ELiTENESS!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: For that I suggest we now get to da toilet facilities...

DiCK PUNiSHER: HANDS OFF ME DAMMIT!! I'M GONNA TELL DAD AT HOME...

dA dArK WaNKeR: Ye can tell ten dads, all the same...

dArK sTuFfEr: We are elite now! We won't get much of a shock from that kinda seventh-grade rat threats!

MoTHeR WaNKeR: Yer head to the bowl, now!

DiCK PUNiSHER: *GURGL* *GLUG* GODDAMMIT!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: That wasn't any real swirlie, let's push him right the way to da bottom!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: THAT'S FOR ALL YAR NAZI DAD'S DONE TO ME THIS YEAR!!

DiCK PUNiSHER: *GURGL* *GURGL*

dA dArK WaNKeR: Would this be enough...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: What 'bout a third time... da reason bein' that FUCKIN SEVENS THAT WERE PUT IN FRONT OF OUR NUMBERS DAMMIT!!!!!

MoTHeR WaNKeR: Allright then, as captain tells...

DiCK PUNiSHER: *GURGL* *GURGL* *GURGL*

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