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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x40 =========
DaTE: 1995-08-14 aT aBoUT 09:00
LoCATi0N: LuOKKA 4, LiETeVeDeN yLÄaSTE, LiEtEvEdEn KiRkOnKYLä, FiNLAND
PrESeNT: KERTTU-OPE oUR tEaChER, fUCkING AnnOYInG BITCH!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
dArK sTuFfEr cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
dA dArK WaNKeR cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
myXTer cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
WaRe FuCKeR cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
MoTHeR WaNKeR cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
+ LoTSa LaMeRZ iNCLUDiNG MiKKO "tHE sKENEMiES" KALLiO===========================================================================
KERTTU: So, well! The summer holidays are over, and it is now the time to return to the everyday toil at the eighth grade of Lietevesi Junior High!
KERTTU: I shall now go through this pupil list in the alphabetical order.
KERTTU: Alarastas, Samuli!
myXTer: Yeah, I'm here...
KERTTU: What did you do during the summer holiday?
myXTer: Well, yeah, I did quite a lot of things on the computer, and then I visited Helsinki and Vantaa last weekend...
KERTTU: I heard there had been a kind of youngsters' computer fair at the time.
myXTer: Yeah...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: (Tell 'bout yar gettin' laid dammit!!)
JANETZU: Whatta fuck?
KERTTU: So, alright! Sam even has a girlfriend nowadays!
myXTer: Well, yeah...
JANETZU: Tell us right away who she is!!!
myXTer: You don't know her 'cause he's there in Vantaa...
JANETZU: Oh, right.
KERTTU: So, well, like that then! Are you planning to move to Vantaa as well?
myXTer: It's a bit too early to say it yet...
KERTTU: It is likely that Hautataipale Elementary School will be disbanded next year.
KERTTU: Therefore you may also need to move to another locality, unless a teacher's position opens for Arja in the town...
myXTer: Yeah, might well be...
KERTTU: But let us continue.
KERTTU: Hirvonen, Juha!
dA dArK WaNKeR: Right here...
KERTTU: What did you do during the holiday?
dA dArK WaNKeR: Well, doin' the farm jobs mostly durin' the summer...
KERTTU: I guess there is plenty of work at the farm?
dA dArK WaNKeR: Yeah, there be 'em, for now...
KERTTU: Well, that's good!
KERTTU: I saw Jaana Holopainen was here too...
JANETZU: Yeah...
KERTTU: Your family is still living in Lietevesi for now.
JANETZU: Yeah, well, my mum's last boyfriend did move away awredy...
KERTTU: Well, hopefully she shall find a new man in the town, so she shall not have to move.
JANETZU: Yeah, at least I'd like to move the fuck outta this hillbilly town...
KERTTU: Well, there are only two years left, try to stand them still!
KERTTU: Kallio, Mikko!
KERTTU: What did you do during the summer?
MIKKO: Well, some karate, and then visited Seinäjoki for the family...
KERTTU: You have also received such a "Den glider in" T-shirt.
MIKKO: Come on, ofcoz we've gotta celebrate Finland's world championship like full power!!!
KERTTU: And Jani also has the same kind of shirt!
JANI: Yeah, Finland's best in the world at every department, come on hey!
KERTTU: All right...
KERTTU: But, Mikko, is your father still working in the townhouse?
MIKKO: He's right there, at least for now...
KERTTU: So, you are not going to move away next year?
MIKKO: Naw, I don't reckon so...
KERTTU: Well, that is good!
KERTTU: Karhunen, Merja!
MERJA: Yeah... we've also got enough of workings...
KERTTU: So, it is still profitable to have cows and bulls in Vääräpää?
MERJA: Yeah, it's that...
KERTTU: Well, that is good...
KERTTU: Kopsanen, Kasper!
WaRe FuCKeR: Yeah...
KERTTU: Well, what did you do during summer?
WaRe FuCKeR: Played some computer games...
KERTTU: Did you help your parents on the fields?
WaRe FuCKeR: Well, at least some right there when they told me not to play...
KERTTU: I heard there were good currant crops this year?
WaRe FuCKeR: Yeah, I've heard so...
KERTTU: Well, that is good...
KERTTU: Heli Korhonen is no longer attendin this school, because she had to move away!
KERTTU: Fortunately there is still another of us Korhonens... Matti?
MoTHeR WaNKeR: Here I'm, right.
KERTTU: Tee hee.. What did you do in the summer?
MoTHeR WaNKeR: Drove some tractor and fixed some moped.
KERTTU: You were also seen quite a lot here in the town as well.
MoTHeR WaNKeR: Yeah, when we always drank kilju with them guys there every weekend.
KERTTU: You have grown up to handsome young men already!
KERTTU: I guess Kalle and Veera have had plenty of work?
MoTHeR WaNKeR: Yeah, there's been some job there right, 'cause we've also gotta fix them their villagers' cars too.
KERTTU: All right, that is good indeed, that your family has know-how from many fields!
KERTTU: It seems I have not been in contact with you ever since my man Pertti died.
KERTTU: But do tell Kalle and Veera that I might want to visit you for coffee some day.
MoTHeR WaNKeR: Allright, let's spit that at 'em then...
KERTTU: It would be really enjoyable to chat after a long time!
KERTTU: But let us move forward...
KERTTU: Kuusinen, Jyri!
dArK sTuFfEr: Regrettably.
KERTTU: Well then, how did your summer holiday go?
dArK sTuFfEr: It mostly went makin' music and gettin' deeper into occult philosophy...
KERTTU: Are you still playing that guitar of yours?
dArK sTuFfEr: Quite little 'cause it's acoustic and not electric, so I've mostly been makin' with the computer. Some real "satanik darkness stuff".
KERTTU: Allright then...
KERTTU: I assume your father is still working in the parquet factory?
dArK sTuFfEr: Yeah, he's there...
KERTTU: Although they are already rumoring that the parquet factory is under the risk of being disbanded.
KERTTU: Hopefully you still get to finish the junior high here in Lietevesi!
KERTTU: Kähkönen, Piia!
PIIA: Right here...
KERTTU: You are still living in Hautataipale, too?
PIIA: Yeah...
KERTTU: But you were already plannin in the spring to move to Kiuruvesi?
PIIA: Well, 'cause mum's working there in Kiuruvesi Co-op Bank, and that'd make her drive shorter...
KERTTU: It is indeed like that, all the jobs tend to get further away from this municipality!
KERTTU: But hopefully you still are able to live here during the time of you attending this school.
PIIA: Yeah, I wouldna move away very willingly...
KERTTU: That is right, Lietevesi shall always be Lietevesi!
KERTTU: Pirinen, Mika!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: ...
KERTTU: Is Pirinen, Mika not here?
KERTTU: Who is this Mika Pirinen anyway? No one has told me about any new pupil...
TIINA: It's that one there!!
KERTTU: Oh, so it is Mika? Your name has changed, then?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: YEAH, 'COZ DAT FUCKIN' SYPHILIS-DICKED NAZI FORCED ME TO CHANGE!!! I'd rather be like some fuckin' NIKO NIPPANEN goddammit...
KERTTU: So, Ritu married that Reijo?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah...
JANETZU: (Tee hee... whatta stoopid name, Niko NIPPANEN!!)
KERTTU: So, you are still living under the same roof as Tiina?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I REALLY WISH I WOULDN'T!
KERTTU: It might indeed be a rather harsh change, having to regard a strange man as one's father, and even adopting another name...
KERTTU: I think children should be listened to much more...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: AND HE'S ALSO A GODDAMN FUCKIN' PISS-HEADED INCEST-HITLER WHO GETS FUCKIN' ORGASMS FROM TORTURING OTHER FOLKS DAMMIT!!!
TIINA: (Shut up there already...)
KERTTU: Well, I do understand your anxiety, and I hope this issue will be resolved soon...
dArK sTuFfEr: (Whatta fuck, why ain't she gettin' mad at Mega even if he's swearing like hell?)
KERTTU: Tiina would not want to live under the same roof as Mika either, would you?
TIINA: Well, I REALLY WOULD NOT!!
KERTTU: But Reijo still has the position of the chief in the pulp factory?
TIINA: Yeah...
KERTTU: Well, that is good...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: THEY COULD LIKE FUCKIN' BOMB THE WHOLE FUCKIN' PULP FACTORY TO DUST, AND THAT FUCKIN' REIJO TOO!!!
KERTTU: All right...
dArK sTuFfEr: (It's so fuckin' unfathomable! That granny's changed for real!)
KERTTU: Poikolainen, Päivi!
PÄIVI: Well, hi...
KERTTU: Did you have many volleyball matches during the summer?
PÄIVI: There was some, right...
KERTTU: And your parents also have plenty of work still?
PÄIVI: Well, my dad's unemployed...
KERTTU: Are you nevertheless planning to stay in Lietevesi?
PÄIVI: We thought aboot movin' to Kuopio or somewhere at some point...
KERTTU: All right...
KERTTU: And Jani Romppainen was already there, right!
JANI: Okay, hello...
KERTTU: You have also been having plans of moving.
JANI: Yeah, but it's gonna take some more time afore we get the now apartment, so we're still spendin' this autumn here...
KERTTU: You will be moving around the turn of the year, then?
JANI: Yeah...
KERTTU: It is indeed quite pitiful, having to change the school in the middle of the school year!
KERTTU: Hopefully we will get things arranged so that you would not need to leave.
KERTTU: You could, for instance, get an apartment from the town for the rest of the time...
JANI: Well, I'd really wanna get outta here already...
KERTTU: It is very pitiful to see how Lietevesi is wilting down like this!
KERTTU: Although the only one to move away in this group has been Heli, many families already have strong plans for that direction.
KERTTU: It was so different in the sixties! Many building projects and a lot of jobs... and they almost got the library renovated as well!
KERTTU: There were four active village schools, and the youth still had the energy to gather to dance on Saturdays, in each village!
KERTTU: There are not even any school-aged children in Autiokangas anymore... and not many in Pirttimäki either...
KERTTU: There are only Hautataipale and Vääräpää besides the central town that have some kind of life...
KERTTU: When the economic depression began, families started to move away from Lietevesi at an accelerating pace...
KERTTU: If the movement away continues like this, we will have to combine the A and B groups next year!
PÄIVI: Like whatta?
JANI: SO, WE'D BE COMBININ' WITH THE B GROUP NEXT YEAR!?!
MIKKO: WE'RE NOT FUCKIN' GONNA JOIN WITH SOME B-GROUP!!!
JANETZU: B IS FOR BUTT!!!
KERTTU: We indeed need your support in this issue!
KERTTU: Try to do your best to make your families stay in Lietevesi, so that we would not have to combine the groups...
JANETZU: I'm gonna tell my mum at home 'bout that right the way!!!
JANI: WE'RE NOT GONNA BECOME NO B-GROUP BUTTHEADS!!! GODDAMMIT!!!
JANI: WE'VE GOTTA HAVE A TEAM OF OUR OWN, COME ON HEY!!!
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