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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x3F =========
DaTE: 1995-08-13 aT aBoUT 17:00
LoCATi0N: hÖnTtÖLäN aUtiOTALo, hAutATaIpALE, LietEvEdEN kUnTA, FiNLAnD
PrESeNT: mR.mEgAsTuFf / CWU
dArK sTuFfEr / CWU
dA dArK WaNKeR / CWU
WaRe FuCKeR / CWU===========================================================================
dA dArK WaNKeR: Guess it's the real thing once again.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, I just got a voice call yesterday...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: There was that goddamn fuckin' Samantha Alarastas and the fuckin' Schistic bitch...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And they deliberately called me WITH VOICE to tell me that SAMANTHA HAS GOTTEN LAID BY THAT SCHISTIC!!!!!!
dA dArK WaNKeR: For real, man. They've gotta have cheated ye.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I might have not believed it had just been Samantha himself tellin' it, but that girl told it to me by herself!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I MEAN FOR DA FUXX SAKE, SAMANTHA GOT LAID BEFORE ANYONE ELSE IN CWU!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WE'RE SO AWKWARD FOR LOSING TO SUCH A MEGASISSY IN A THING LIKE THIS!!!
WaRe FuCKeR: Yeah, it's so unfair, jumpin' the queue like that...
dA dArK WaNKeR: It somehow feels we've gone thru sump'n like this afore.
dArK sTuFfEr: Does that matter so much now for real? I reckon ye made that gettin'-laid thing far bigger than it should be...
dA dArK WaNKeR: Yeah, I really agree with that, it's total bulldung 'cause we've got plenty of time -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: ARE YA NOW DEFYING MY WORD???
dArK sTuFfEr: I'd say it'd be worthy to listen to other crewmembers a bit too, and not just push yer own stuff in everything...
dArK sTuFfEr: Yer just like that fuckin' Reijo!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: INSULT ME ONE MORE TIME AND YA'LL FLY OUTTA DA CREW!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Soon ye won't be havin' anybody else left in the crew but yerself, because of that attitude! Would be worthy to reckon without hurry!
dA dArK WaNKeR: I totally agree with Jyri here now with this.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: ARE AT LEAST YA ON MY SIDE, WARIE?
WaRe FuCKeR: I dunno really...
dA dArK WaNKeR: Wouldna it be a bit more constructive to reckon a bit aboot why we got into this situation?
dA dArK WaNKeR: I might reckon the principle reason to be that YE FUCKIN' EXPELLED HIM FROM THE CREW TO BEGIN WITH.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And I would suspect the reason to be that ALL CHICKS ARE FUCKIN STUPID SLUTS who don't have any idea 'bout who's elite and who ain't!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And then they spread their hole to lamers like that...
dArK sTuFfEr: So, why're ye interested in the pussy in the first place if that's what ye reckon?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: DA CREW'S FAME, goddammit!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: These respect things happen to work like this, that ya need to gain respect from da lamerz in da means they appreciate themselves...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Even if we actually were elite enuff to realize that the gettin'-laid fuss is all futile...
dA dArK WaNKeR: Yer ways of reckonin' are goin' quite bulldungish now.
dArK sTuFfEr: Because of this, I'd like to question your competence as a crew leader!
dArK sTuFfEr: So, if Darkie agrees with me in this, then what aboot resignin' from the whole fuckin' LIST GANG...
dA dArK WaNKeR: Yeah, I'm ready to resign too.
dA dArK WaNKeR: And I'd also like to remind that Frontline's configs are by me, so I'm gonna take that away too!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But the board machine is from OH7MO so I'm responsible for it!!! And Mothie's installed the locks, and -
dA dArK WaNKeR: Well, config a new board to replace it, but the current Frontline will leave this crew with us!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, I'm just gonna replace it with Warehouse 2000's configs...
dArK sTuFfEr: But have ye reckoned that then the folks would believe that ya stole the configs from TIM PIRINEN?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh yeah, right, dammit...
WaRe FuCKeR: Would Tomhet -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: NO FUCKIN' WAY!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, it might be a too harsh blow for the crew if ya resign...
dA dArK WaNKeR: Now that's the way of reasonable tawkin'.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, what are yar demands then to prevent ya from resigning?
dArK sTuFfEr: Well, first ye'd like admit that it was a grave mistake to expel Sam from the crew, and that it needs to be fixed by takin' him back?
dArK sTuFfEr: After that ye could already brag that it's one-one in the match Hautataipale vs Town, or whatever ye come up with...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But how're we supposed to forgive that SHITTY WIMPINESS HE DID???
dArK sTuFfEr: Have ya reckoned that they were private files nobody else's even seen outside the crew? Nobody else knows nuffin' aboot this!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, right, that's a good point for real...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We've just gotta set a REALLY STRICT CONDITION that Samantha must not do any of that po- shitty stuff in public if we take him back!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And WE WON'T BE GIVIN' A SINGLE WARNING, IT'S DA FIRST TIME AND YAR OUTTA DA CREW THEN!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: At least I'm pleased with this solution.
dA dArK WaNKeR: Yeah, guess that'd be okay for me too...
WaRe FuCKeR: What kinda filez did that Sam--antha have in there? WHY DON'T Y'ALL EVER TELL ANYTHANG TO ME, SO UNFAIR!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: That's totally none of yar business! This is TOP SECRET and only for those who already know 'bout it!
WaRe FuCKeR: I ALREADY GOT THE RECOGNITION FROM C.O.P. THAT I'M ON A HIGH ENUFF LEVUL IN THE MIND MANAGEMENT SKILLZ!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But I'm not gonna trust that before I've tested yar secret-keepin' skill...
WaRe FuCKeR: CAN'T WE TEST IT LIKE NOW??? PLEEZE???
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It's a too sensitive topic for that Let's try it first with something a bit less hurtful... but not today.
dA dArK WaNKeR: There'd be the school startin' again tomorrow.
dA dArK WaNKeR: So, if ye wanna brag aroond at school that there's a fella in the crew who's gotten laid, then Sam should return tonight!
dArK sTuFfEr: And ye should also maybe take in account that Samantha's not necessarily gonna join back so easily or with any conditions...
dArK sTuFfEr: As he's got such a wildcard in his sleeve that'd he'd easily get in even much tuffer crews...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Goddammit, yar right! We've gotta be extremely careful in the negotiations!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And we should maybe go talk to him straight after he's back.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Wonder if his train's already left?
dArK sTuFfEr: If we assume that he steps off at the Kiuruvesi station, then there ain't so many choices.
dArK sTuFfEr: He's gotta have left already with the morning train in order to switch for the Ylivieska train in Iisalmi...
dArK sTuFfEr: I guess anybody ain't carryin' the train timetables?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Nope, but we can call someone's home and ask them. Now that we got that old rotary phone from Osmo here to Hönttölä...
dArK sTuFfEr: Yeah, guess we've got the timetables at home...
dA dArK WaNKeR: Couldna we just call the Alarastas family and ask when he's comin'? It's so bulldungish to just guess aroond like that!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah right, guess we're not gonna lose anything if we ask straight. Anyone remember their number?
dArK sTuFfEr: Seven-four-three-three-four-four... quite an easy one.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' sevens they put in front of our numbas dammit!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But I guess ya can call 'em 'cause I s'pose ya've been callin' 'em da most often.
dArK sTuFfEr: Okey... I hope there ain't a user in Frontline right now...
dArK sTuFfEr: No, there ain't, so let's call then!
HANNU: Hannu Alarastas.
dArK sTuFfEr: It's Jyri here, hello! Could I talk to Sam?
HANNU: Not here yet, but maybe in fifteen minutes or so! Arja's just bringin' him back from the train right now...
dArK sTuFfEr: Okey, so that's allright then, bye.
HANNU: Bye bye then.
dArK sTuFfEr: Heard he's gonna be back in fifteen minutes already!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake then, then we'd like leave right away!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We could maybe wait at the elementary school yard so we can see their Lada passin' by, and then follow it to their house.
dA dArK WaNKeR: Okey, let's go then.
dArK sTuFfEr: Yeah.
...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WoRLD HeR0, our former member!
myXTer: Oh, you came here... what's the deal?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: C00LeS WaReZ UNiON has decided in its contemplations that your expulsion was unnecessary.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Would you like to join back to the scene crew that is now even officially the elitest in Lietevesi?
myXTer: Well, I may consider it, but I have some conditions...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: (Fuck, I guessed that...)
myXTer: But we can negotiate about them once I get my luggage back in...
ARJA: Come on in as well, boys...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay...
myXTer: Just go straight to my room...
...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well?
myXTer: Firstly, I'm now myXTer and not WoRLD HeR0...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, it's da same as yar IRC nick, or?
myXTer: Well, in scene contexts the X and T could be capitalized...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright, it's at least better than that fuckin' MyStERiA so I guess we can accept it, especially now that our WHQ is Frontline and not Darkman...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Anything else?
myXTer: Just wanted to say its name isn't Darkman anymore, it's Final Light BBBS...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WHATTA FUCKEN BBBS!?!?!?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It's such a shitty soft for miserable pd-lamerz!!!
dA dArK WaNKeR: Dinna ya know it afore that he's changed the board's name and soft?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I ain't read any BBS lists 'cause I can only call from Hönttölä...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But FUCKIN' BBBS, IT'S ALMOST AS SHITTY AS SBBS!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da name of yar board is otherwise tolerable, but ya've got SOME SHITTY SOFT USED BY SOME PD LAMOS WHO POSH AROUND IN FIDONET!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: EVEN SOMETHING LIKE VBOARD IS MORE TOLERABLE!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: BBBS does have some advantages compared to PCBoard, and even VBoard has, so don't be like th-
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Did ya have any other demands?
myXTer: At least that, first, LEAVE OTHER PEOPLE'S PRIVATE FILES ALONE!
myXTer: And second, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHT TO THE PRIVATE LIVES OF THE MEMBERS OF THE CREW!
myXTer: So, drop those getting-laid priority lists!
dArK sTuFfEr: Damn, yer spirit's gotten so much tuffer, man...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Are those all of yar conditions?
myXTer: Yeah, these are my conditions.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We've got some conditions too...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: First, that DON'T EVER DO THAT THING BECAUSE OF WHICH YA WERE EXPELLED, UNDER ANY RECOGNIZABLE NAME OR HANDLE!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Or even mention da reason for yar expulsion...
myXTer: Well, I can agree with that, 'cause it's quite a private thing for me after all...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And second, I still think that BBBS IS A GODDAMN LAME SOFTWARE and ya've now got EXACTLY ONE WEEK to convince me that it ain't!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: If ya fail to do it ya'll fuckin' fly outta da crew once again!!!
myXTer: My gosh, what about four weeks? 'Cause it's not so easy for you to -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Two.
myXTer: Allright then, two.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And then that privacy thing...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I can agree not to mess around with your private things or gettin'-laid adventures or anything...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But I'd prefer to keep that right for all da other members of da crew!
myXTer: Well, in that case the trial period must extend to three weeks!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuck's sake, yar so tuff nowadays... okay, three weeks.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Do we now agree with all da conditions?
myXTer: Yeah, I think we have.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: YOUR MEMBERSHIP HAS HEREFORE BEEN RESTORED, myXTer OF C00LeS WaReZ UNiON!
myXTer: Yeah, thanks for that.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: LONG LIVE THE ETERNAL UNITY OF THE HAUTATAIPALE SCENE!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Now, everyone together! Three, two, one, go!
mR.mEgAsTuFf & dArK sTuFfEr & WaRe FuCKeR & dA dArK WaNKeR & myXTer: LONG LIVE THE ETERNAL UNITY OF THE HAUTATAIPALE SCENE!!!!!!
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