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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x3E =========
DaTE: 1995-08-10 aT aBoUT 22:00
LoCATi0N: sCHiSTiC'S pAREnT'S'' aPpArTTeMenT, VanTAA, FiNLAnD
PrESeNT: schistic (fROm hOLy dUNgEOn BBS) myXTer (fORmERLY: WoRLD HeR0 / CWU)
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schistic: Was there lotsa Doom-player kids there at Asm?
myXTer: Yeah, I didn't feel like bein' there for very long.
myXTer: Terribly noisy all the time, everybody's playing some shitty techno mods at full module and playing that Doom!
myXTer: I just entered the demo in the compo, looked around and then went away...
schistic: Didya visit Ropecon too?
myXTer: Yeah, I went to look at that side as well...
myXTer: At least it could've been possible to talk there without shouting or via IRC, but I didn't know anyboy there so I didn't talk anything...
schistic: Wouldn't it be worthy to take yar own computer with there in the Asm to get more out of it?
myXTer: Well maybe, but there would've been too much arrangement 'cause nobody else came from Lietevesi the same way.
schistic: Well, wouldn't the CWU members have helped ya, 'cause ain't they goin' there as well, a demogroup they are after all...
myXTer: They ain't goin' there...
myXTer: They think they can't be even in the same city with "Assembly lamers" or otherwise they get infected by some "lame cancer"!
myXTer: That boss of CWU, mR.mEgAsTuFf, was visiting Helsinki too, but he then run away from those lamers back to Lietevesi.
myXTer: But there was another crew that left from Lietevesi, one called called cULT oF pOWER...
schistic: Heheh, "lame cancer", wouldn't that lame cancer infect to that other crew then?
myXTer: They're s'posedly on such a high level 'cause they use Amiga instead of PC, so they're kind of immune to all the PC lameness.
schistic: Wow, some people still use Amiga!
myXTer: Well, it's still a rather popular machine... everybody in our village just has PC nowadays.
schistic: Err, now that ya ain't got no crew, then didya make the whole demo by yarself??
myXTer: No, we started it when I was still in CWU...
myXTer: And then the others who had worked on it agreed with me releasing it at Asm with a secret name.
schistic: What kinda secret name?
myXTer: CHAoS WoRLD UNKNoWN...
schistic: Ain't that got exactly the same letters as the real CWU?
myXTer: Well, we thought about pising around on mR.mEgAsTuFf's behalf, by faking that there's already a democrew using the same abbreviation...
schistic: Heheheh, yeah.
schistic: Err, would ya mind if I hug ya here a bit at the same time?
myXTer: Nope...
schistic: Nice...
schistic: But yeah, I mean, it's still a bit unclear to me why they kicked ya outta the crew...
myXTer: Well, 'cause Mega found certain files on my hard disk...
schistic: What kinda files?
myXTer: Dunno if I dare to reveal it...
schistic: Some really sick chainsaw porn?
myXTer: Well, not really, and I guess they might even like it themselves...
schistic: Hey, tell it already pleeze!
myXTer: Well, 'cause I like that Lovecraft and horror in general, and then I had gathered some of Poe's poems in a file...
schistic: Hey, wow, that's right cool!!!
myXTer: I haven't really found anybody else who'd like something like that...
myXTer: Before I found a specialized message area in the Internet -
schistic: Well, I have the same problem myself, 'cause I've got some quite freakish interest...
schistic: And I didn't find anybody interested in the same things before I went to the net!
schistic: And then it's been hard for me to tell 'bout those to any outsiders.
myXTer: Well, at least I know that you're a hardline Lemmings fan...
schistic: Yeah, that's one of 'em.
schistic: And, err, then I also like smurfs like hell, and then certain kind of animal characters and then military history.
myXTer: I don't think there's anything to be ashamed of in them?
schistic: Not really, but all of those narrow-minded mass people like those in our school wouldn't get that kinda interests at all!
schistic: Ya prolly understand why I feel so lonely sometimes, 'cause I'm on so different wavelengths than anybody else in our school.
myXTer: Yeah, it feels like that BBSes are also full of bluster, and the folks don't accept any interests that are even slightly less popular.
myXTer: There's a helluva bunch of folks like mR.mEgAsTuFf who just start teasing about anything that won't fit in their own scene mould...
myXTer: But then there's also some like dArK sTuFfEr and even you, who I can talk in private with about everything weird as well.
schistic: I also think it's been freer somehow to talk with ya, even though ya ain't the kinda guy I'd dare to walk on the streets with...
schistic: I've usually been preferring adult-aged guys and the kinds that the bitches in our school don't start teasing about right away...
schistic: I mean, shouting something like "there she's again found some miserable virgin boy there at the computer"...
myXTer: But can't you at least visit Asm with me?
schistic: Well, heheh, I guess I'd have nothing to be ashamed of there.
myXTer: Are there some of your friends coming there?
schistic: Yeah, well, at least some users from Holy Dungeon are coming, except that they'd prolly spend more time at Ropecon.
schistic: And they're also startin' to be on the IRC channel #holydungeon more than on the BBS...
schistic: I think it's a terrible pity that boards die out that way!
myXTer: At least in our area there are more and more boards coming...
myXTer: 'Cause we ain't got many multinode boards or the kinds that would let to use Internet for free...
schistic: Yeah, there's quite many of those here in the 90 area code, and they steal users from the small atmospheric basic boards like Holy Dungeon...
schistic: Or well, basic and basic, it's a total freak circus actually...
schistic: But yeah, I think I'm gonna have to call long-distance like there to Savo, to still get the kinda old-timey feeling!
schistic: Like the kind that the 90 area code still had a year ago...
myXTer: I could also keep Final Light online even when I'm on the net myself...
myXTer: So you can call it via telnet and save the long-distance costs!
schistic: But I guess I can't hear the modem sounds then?
myXTer: Well, of course not...
schistic: I think it's quite a mandatory part of the feeling of calling a BBS, that ya hear those noises!
schistic: It's like rising the starwell when visiting somebody, and knowing that the door's gonna open real soon...
myXTer: Well, if you insist to pay more, then a real modem call is fine with me.
myXTer: But that possibility to use telnet exists nevertheless!
schistic: Err, by the way, may I sit on yar lap?
myXTer: Yeah, be my guest...
schistic: Nice...
schistic: But do tell more about that mR.mEgAsTuFf, does he really have some big flirting plan for the IRC?!
myXTer: Yeah, he got this idea in his mind in winter that the whole CWU must, err...
myXTer: Get laid during this year...
myXTer: And that's why we've been visiting the IRC and -
schistic: Why did he set a goal like that?! Fuck's sake, seventh-grade guys.
myXTer: Well, 'cause someone named Jani in our grade got laid during the x-mas holiday...
myXTer: And 'cause he's still a member of CWU's rival crew in principle, Mega decided that CWU has to catch their lead!
schistic: Sounds like one fuckin' uncertain dude...
schistic: With just the same kind of helluva need to prove himself as all the stupid mass bitches of our school!
myXTer: Yeah, I also think he -
schistic: Would ya still like to have yar reputation back in their eyes?
myXTer: Well, it'd be nice to be able to deal with them without any secret-keeping arrangements...
schistic: I was just thinkin' 'coz this thing of ours is progressing to a kind of direction...
schistic: So, ya could also get a kinda social benefit as well for losin' yar virginity...
myXTer: Don't know about that, this may be too early...
schistic: It fuckin' ain't too early!
schistic: I lost my virginity at twelve, with one 19-year-old sysop!
myXTer: But would they even believe my claim?
schistic: Fuck's sake, let's like call him with voice during the weekend, so he'd get the necessary evidence!
schistic: And whatta fuck are ya resistin' there, I've noticed yar hard-on ages ago!
myXTer: I may just be helluva nervous... but that'd really be very okay for me!
myXTer: Can we lock that door?
schistic: Well, here ain't anybody else home now... but I can lock it if it'd decrease yar nervousness.
schistic: Ya can start throwing yar clothes off already! I'll visit the toilet first...
myXTer: (Yeah!!!)
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