========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x39 =========

DaTE:     1995-07-10 aT aBoUT 12:00

LoCATi0N: HöNtTÖLäN aUTiOTaLo, hAUtAtAIpALE, LieteVedEN kUnTA, FiNLAND

PrESeNT:  mR.mEgAsTuFf / CWU
	  dArK sTuFfEr / CWU
	  WaRe FuCKeR / CWU

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 Hi there.

 Howdy-ho.

 Have ye been here the whole night for real???

 Well, good to sleep here now that it's warm...

 And I was fucken forced to keep away from computers and Frontline for
many weeks, ya've gotta compensate for da symptoms dammit!

 No wonder then that the board had been beeping busy so long I dinna
get in at all... would've needed that there CWUnet 2.0 already.

 Yeah, I chatted quite a lot with users, and it went quite long
with many...

 I fuckin had to recount to everybody 'bout that fuckin'
Pirinen-Tossavainne fusion shit and how terrible it was there!

 Luckily we got to leave with Osmo once their "honeymoon" started...

 Was Osmo there the whole time too?

 No, he only came for da wedding day... and I guess he couldn't have
stood any longer.

 I wrote a long rant 'bout this to 

... I guess
yar boardz already polled it down?

 Yeah, I read it right there in the morning.

 I hadna gotten nothing!

 Well, I guess yar runnin' yar pollin' routine so early that the
board was still busy then...

 It's worthy to read it for real, but only later. Now we have some
more important business to do...

 Yeah, we're gonna get to voodooings!!!

 We don't just get to, but it's FOR DA FUXX SAKE OUR MORAL DUTY TO
DESTROY THAT FUCKIN' NAZI PIG!!!

 Didye read that gossip aboot Kerttu I put on Eliteonly...?

 Yeah, it gives some hope that da doll thing would work for real.

 I've brought some firecrackers here, so we can like blow up that there
Reijo's dick with 'em!!!

 I dunno if firecrackers do that much damage, but I've got an ax so
we can destroy him properly.

 Are ya ready to do da ritual already? I've got my hates quite high
already, or should I raise them a bit more still?

 I'm takin' that doll there in the front, so we can grow the hate by
lookin' it afore we start for real...

 Yeah, good idea.

 There.

 FUCK YA YA FUCKIN' REIJO DAMMIT 'COZ YAR DA MOST PISS-HEADED NAZI SCUM
I'VE EVER KNOWN!

 SHOULD FUCKIN' STRIKE RUSTY IRON NAILS THRU HIS EYES AND HIS BALLS AS
WELL, DAMMIT!!!

 AND BLOW UP HIS BALLS, GODDAMMIT!

 Right, okay, I guess we can start already...

 I'm drawin' the circle and the pentagram.

 Can I put the firecrackers already?

 Yeah, put them ready there, so we can start by blowin' them up.

 Yeah!! I'm gonna put them right away!

 Right after I've said "iä, iä" ye hafta put fire in the threads!

 And once the firecrackers have popped, then attack the doll like
with an animal rage!!

 Is it ready?

 Yeah, guess it is, I'm gettin' the lighter already...

 Ye could like bring up the light already, so we can get more of the
kind of ritual feeling we need.

 Yeah, sounds fun, I mean tuff! I'm doin' that -

 And then shut up when da ritual master's talkin'!

 IN THE NAME OF SATAN, OUR LORD, WE ARE NOW DESTROYING THIS VOODOO DOLL,
THAT DEPICTS REIJO PIRINEN THE INDUSTRIAL CAPITALIST!!!

 O SATAN, OUR LORD, EVERYTHING WE DO TO THIS SHALL, SHALL, BY YOUR
GRACE, ALSO HAPPEN TO ITS SUBJECT!!!

 IÄ, IÄ!!!

Poks! Poks! Poks-poks-poks! Prätätätätätä! Poks!

 ATTACK!!!

 *RAAAAAGGGHHH!!!* I'M FUCKIN' RIPPIN' ITS EYES OFF AND BALLS ALSO,
GODDAMMIT!!!

 IN THE NAME OF SATAN, OUR LORD!!! GET THIS, AND THIS, AND THIS!!!

 Lemme have that ax too for a while... *RAAAAHHH!!!*

 Its dick fell away!!! *TUMPS!* *TUMPS!*

 IT'S DA MOST IMPORTANT TO DESTROY DA DICK!!! WITH DA AX!!!
*RAAAAAGHHHH*!!!

 I'm hittin' it against the wall with all the power...

 *TUMPS! *TUMPS!* *TUMPS!*

 IN THE NAME OF SATAN, OUR LORD, NOTHING BUT BLOODY MESS WILL BE
LEFT OF YOU DAMMIT!!! *CRASH!* *CRASH!*

 I wanna also have da ax for a while! I wanna also have da ax for a
while!

 *RAAAAGGGHHH!!!* *CRASH!*

 WELL ATTACKED, MY BROTHER IN SATAN!

 FUCKEN REIJO DAMMIT, DESPITE HOW MUCH MONEY AND POWER YA HAD, OUR
SATANIC POWER'S GONNA BEAT YA!!!

 *RAAAAAHHH!!!*

 Wonder if it's already masheed enough...

 I STILL WANNA JUMP ON DA MASH!!! FUCKEN' FUCKEN' FUCKEN' DICKHEAD
DAMMIT!!! ... phew...

 I gues we can already declare the ritual finished.

 O SATAN, OUR LORD, WE CANNOT DO ANY MORE! I HOPE YOU CONTINUE WHAT
WE STARTED! IÄ, IÄ!

 Hey, LOOK WHAT'S HERE!!! LOOK WHAT'S HERE!!!

 We fucken' broke some hatch in da wall at da same time...

 Bloody fuck, a car battery and some device attached to it!!

 Would this be the thing I was suspecting in the beginnin' of the summer
already? Fuckin' skeptic lamers dinna believe my instinct!!!

 Who had da ax now? Oh, ya, maybe we should cut da wires with it?

 Allright... CUT DA WIRES, JUST LIKE MISTER PIRINEN'S BALL WIRES!

 *CRASH!*

 I mean bloody hell! Wonder how long that had been there? And wonder
what Reijo now knows 'bout us without revealin' to know?

 If the gear was there already afore plannin' the Juhla trip, then no
wonder he could prepare himself to everthang.

 And now Reijo of course knows that there's electricity and phone lines
in this house, and the board machine...

 Fuckin' fuck! So it must've been Reijo who's been turnin' off da
electricity and bringin' da board down at da same...

 Da village kids can't even reach da switch without a stool, and how
could that even come to their mind in the first place?

 Yeah, guess he always flipped the switch every time he changed the
battery.

 Fuckin' Reijo dammit...

 Wonder if we should start lookin' for a new house for da board, and
maybe for our meetings when we're on it...

 Pity that this house is at such a good location that it could be
a kinda center with copper wires comin' from many CWU members!

 And hey dammit! Warie, go check out if there'd be da same kinda
extra walls in da house, 'coz it feels Reijo could put in more of them?

 Okey...

 Or... no, don't go.

 Let's go to Osmo instead and bring da transmitter to him, so he can
study what kinda frequencies it's using and such.

 So he can reveal if there are more of these in da house.

...

 It looks like it's transmitting on frequencies that are completely
prohibited from amateur traffic, so I ain't been even' listenin' to them...

 Reijo's breakin' the radio law quite gravely here now.

 Could we like bust him to the cops?

 Maybe not to the Lietevesi cops, 'cause Reijo's probably corrupted
'em quite well already. Straight to the higher levels then.

 Well, at least we now found out what's there in Reijo's secret room...

 Of course we don't know aboot everthang that's there...

 But at least it's sure there's some receiver gear there and very
likely also some recordin' gear too!

 I also wanna have a cassette that holds many days of sound!!!

 I bet he's got some big recordin' reels for that, and some kinda
smart switch that cuts off the recordin' if it's all quiet.

 Could we get da cops there to check it out today already? Or at
least before Reijo comes back... it'd be important to get da tapes away.

 Fuck that, the cops would ofcoz listen to the tapes and would also
get to know all of our stuff too!!

 Well, I don't think he's yet suspected for big enough crime to get
the permission to search thru the home...

 Can't we just go to that room on our own?

 Fuck's sake, he's installed like robber alarms and cameras and
everything there!

 So, if somebody of us breaks in, then the cops are after us for sure!

 We should maybe adjust then to da fact that Reijo knows all kindsa
stuff 'bout as that other adults don't.

 Well, at least Reijo can't give them tapes to the cops for provin'
anythang, 'cause he'd be revealin' his own crimes then.

 Except of course to the corrupted Lietevesi police...

 Fuck's sake, he may very well be sellin' some of his services to them,
installin' illegal transmitters everywhere to help da cop's jobs!

 Yeah, that's a good point there.

 So, we may be dealin' with deeper corruptions than we can even guess.

 Surely we can also reckon' aboot the good sides as well.

 When Reijo listens to the tape with our voodoo rituals in it, I guess
it'd be quite tuff stuff for such a superstitious man.

 Yeah, he could easily get some nightmares or something. So if we've
got good look he might start fearin' us for real.

 Yeah, let's hope for the best.

 But would it be da best for us to leave Lietevesi before Reijo and
Ritu come back home?

 He'd start arrangin' some blockades then, and I really don't wanna see
that man for a while now.

 We can of course schedule our Helsinki trip earlier, as I ain't got
nuffin' to do at my home workshop anyway.

 I'm also leavin' to Kuopio to meet Syntetik next week, so I guess
this week's C.O.P. trainin's gonna be the last one.

 Can't I train there alone...?

 YA FUCKIN' CAN'T!

 I would say that if the C.O.P. members want to train just Warie, then
they're free to do so...

 'Cause he's laggin' behind our level anyway.

 Well noted, I'll reckon' aboot it then...

 But in any case I'm not comin' back before eighth of August, for the
mandate transfer ritual with C.O.P.!

 Yeah, we're get to ritual aroond once again more!!!

 So elite, ain't it!!!