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PAPPI: Before the eyes of the almighty God and in the presence of these
witnesses I ask you, Reijo Adolf Pirinen:
PAPPI: Will you take Ritva Kyllikki Tossavainen to be your wedded wife and
show her faithfulness and love in need and in plenty, in sorrow and in joy?
REIJO: I will.
PAPPI: I ask you, Ritva Kyllikki Tossavainen:
PAPPI: Will you take Reijo Adolf Pirinen to be your wedded husband and show
him faithfulness and love in need and in plenty, in sorrow and in joy?
RITU: I will.
PAPPI: Almighty God, ...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: (Fuckin' fuckin' F-U-C-K!!!)
OH7MO: (Try to calm yerself down by hell, Mika, just a few minutes more...)
mR.mEgAsTuFf: (I'm puttin' all my strength into it already goddammit!!!)
PAPPI: With the authorization given to me I confirm your union and proclaim
you husband and wife.
PAPPI: May the triune God, the Father, Son and Holy Spirit, bless you.
PAPPI: Amen.
...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: GOD-FUCKIN'-DAMMIT! I'M NOT FUCKIN' IN HELL GONNA START CALLIN' MYSELF
PIRINEN DAMMIT!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'M GONNA WRITE TOSSAVAINEN TO FUCKIN EVERYWHERE DESPITE WHAT TEACHER
OR SOME OTHER SHITS SAY!!!
OH7MO: Well, it's gross for real to change somebody else's names just like
that...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCKIN' FUCK!!! AND THAT USAGE PROHIBITION TOO!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'D GOTTEN SOME HELLUVA WITHDRAVAL SYMPTOMS FOR NOT GETTIN' TO USE
A COMPUTER LIKE IN TWO FUCKIN' WEEKS!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya can then drive me straight to Hönttölä, and I'll spend like da
whole night there to compensate for all this shit...
OH7MO: Would ye need some kinda sleepin' bag there too?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Dunno really if I'm gonna sleep for da entire night...
OH7MO: Even if ye sleep in the morning, still...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, maybe I could have one then, just in case.
OH7MO: Allrighty then, let's get rounds thru Höttövaara then. I might even
got some old mattress ye could bring there at the same...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WaRe FuCKeR's still got da usage prohibition in place, I guess...
OH7MO: Dinna they stop it too, like two weeks ago already?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WHATTAFUCK? I'VE BEEN IN A TOTAL DARKNESS ABOOT ALL THAT'S GOIN'
ON IN DA GROUP DAMMIT!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: THOZE FUCKEN LAMERZ MAY HAVE PLANNED ALL KINDSA PLOTS AGAINST ME
IN DA MEANTIME!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: BUT NEXT NIGHT I'M GONNA FIND OUT 'BOUT EVERYTHING!!!

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