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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x36 =========
DaTE:     1995-07-03 aT aBoUT 16:00
LoCATi0N: dA cEnTRAL sTReEt oF LiETeVESI CiTY CeNTEr, FiNLAND
PrESeNT:  dA dArK WaNKeR / CWU
	  MoTHeR WaNKeR / CWU
          dArK sTuFfEr / CWU
          WaRe FuCKeR / CWU
	  dRAGONcROW / COP
	  mINDeAGLE / COP
	  pHASERhAWK / COP
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dRAGONcROW: How's cookin', fellas. Heard y'all had been doin' some boatin'.
MoTHeR WaNKeR: 'Twas well worth the brumm-brumms even if the cops caught us.
dA dArK WaNKeR: But it's gotta be the worst beatin' ever given to my buttocks,
by that there Mr Hirvonen the householder!
dArK sTuFfEr: Guess Reijo's told them to discipline...
dA dArK WaNKeR: Well, I ain't been in such a criminal project afore anyway.
dA dArK WaNKeR: Yeah, we did steal Kopsanens' Datsun in the elementary school but
at least it belongs to familiars...
pHASERhAWK: Is it true now that y'all chose to do that just for gettin' to Juhla?
dArK sTuFfEr: mR.mEgAsTuFf was quite strict that we've gotta get there...
dArK sTuFfEr: He had gotten some obsession aboot that there Taru.
pHASERhAWK: Where's Mega, by the way?
dA dArK WaNKeR: Guess he's in a house arrest until the family leaves for Juankoski for
that there fuckin' summer weddin'...
MoTHeR WaNKeR: Couldna say I'm jealous aboot that!
WaRe FuCKeR: It's unfair for real that once again y'all dinna tell me anythang
aboot yer robbery trip!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Yer still at a too low trust level!
dArK sTuFfEr: First collect enuff of that meditation exp to get the mind control
skill...
WaRe FuCKeR: Okey okey, I'll try to collect them there exp points as soon as
possible to get to the same level as y'all...
dA dArK WaNKeR: Well, ye wouldna have gotten there with yer house arrset anyway.
dA dArK WaNKeR: Just be happy that Terttu removed yer prohibitions from computer
use and ye could even put yer board back online!
WaRe FuCKeR: Right, but it's still a bit unfair -
dArK sTuFfEr: Guess Reijo's still reckonin' that the whole gig was "computers'
fault".
dA dArK WaNKeR: Well, the other grown-ups at least are luckily gettin' back to their
senses.
dA dArK WaNKeR: It's been especially helpful to suggest that Mega's s'posed to want
to make us youth hooligans 'cause of his computer ban.
MoTHeR WaNKeR: Whatta, hooliganity is the best thang.
WaRe FuCKeR: Even my mum's always tawkin' like let's let the boys play aroond
with computers so they stay out of wrong-doings...
WaRe FuCKeR: And she even bought me this here Burzum shirt to comfort me, the same
as Stuffie has!!
dRAGONcROW: Yeah, it's good if they reckon that way.
dRAGONcROW: Just try hard to ensure that they keep that view, so y'all can keep the
freedoms y'all need.
dArK sTuFfEr: And by the way, cULT oF pOWER, congrats for winnin' the Amiga democompo.
dRAGONcROW: Yeah, thanks.
dRAGONcROW: Altho it only had two entries, ours and the one by da Jormas...
dArK sTuFfEr: My tune dinna get even past the jury accordin' to the results.
pHASERhAWK: Well, the compo was quite techno-heavy, so some more variance would've
been just good!
dRAGONcROW: Heard there were like a hundred tunes entered... a totally gross
portion of the visitors took part in the music compo!
dRAGONcROW: Of course in such a case the ones that fare best are the kinda techno
tunes that please all the jury members...
dA dArK WaNKeR: I heard Tim had also made a tune but that dinna get to the hearin'
either.
dArK sTuFfEr: Wonder if Tim had a great time there.
dA dArK WaNKeR: At least I dinna hear anythang aboot him havin' been bullied there
but who knows.
dA dArK WaNKeR: Maybe Mega could tell better once he's outta that there punishment
camp of his.
dA dArK WaNKeR: But hey, have y'all noted that it's the crew's birthday?
WaRe FuCKeR: Oh, so 'twas today.
dA dArK WaNKeR: The third of July...
dA dArK WaNKeR: Ye should recall it, 'cause we wrote it on the top of the tape
where we recorded the foundation meeting!
mINDeAGLE: It was very far-sighted to record the foundation meeting on the tape.
mINDeAGLE: cULT oF pOWER lacks this kind of recording, so the possible magickal benefits
it might offer is not available for us.
MoTHeR WaNKeR: Are they startin' that bulldung once again...
WaRe FuCKeR: Speakin' aboot magick, have y'all heard anythang aboot that there
Kerttu?
WaRe FuCKeR: Like, have her body members like been magickally exploding...
dA dArK WaNKeR: Come here, Masa, let's get outta here! Like to Esso for coffee...
dA dArK WaNKeR: Bye to y'all everbody!
dArK sTuFfEr: Allright, bye.
MoTHeR WaNKeR: Bye.
dRAGONcROW: So, yer talkin' aboot Kerttu Korhonen?
dRAGONcROW: I ain't heard any gossips...
dRAGONcROW: Wonder if she's been even seen anyplace?
WaRe FuCKeR: Maybe she's gotten broken from our voodooness!! And that's why
they ain't seen her!
dArK sTuFfEr: There was a thing we tried, but maybe it's wise not to talk aboot
it in a public place...
WaRe FuCKeR: Oh, right, sorry.
dArK sTuFfEr: And I've got some confidential business with C.O.P. member anyway,
so maybe ye lower-level loser could step aside for a moment...
WaRe FuCKeR: Unfair!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Yer exp points start to diminish automatically if ye hear too
high-level stuff!
dArK sTuFfEr: So, it may be best from ye to stay outta the hearin' range...
WaRe FuCKeR: Okey okey, I'm goin' there to Esso with Darkie and Mothie...
dArK sTuFfEr: Allright, but see ye at the trainin' session later.
WaRe FuCKeR: Righty-right, bye...
dArK sTuFfEr: Bye.
dArK sTuFfEr: Err, well, I've been reckonin' aboot that there Mega, like is
he gonna jeopardize the future of the whole crew with his decisions.
mINDeAGLE: We consider your concern justifiable.
dArK sTuFfEr: So, would WoRLD HeR0 come to our training sessions now that Mega is gone?
dArK sTuFfEr: He could like always come after Warie has left.
pHASERhAWK: He could even be hidin' somewhere so that Warie won't see him.
pHASERhAWK: They're mostly meditation excercises anyway, them parts that Warie
is allowed to attend...
dRAGONcROW: Yeah, maybe we can get this arranged.
mINDeAGLE: The all-seeing eye of cULT oF pOWER would like to learn the actual reason
for expelling WoRLD HeR0.
dArK sTuFfEr: mR.mEgAsTuFf had come to make a surprise check for his computer and he found
there some file with poems in it...
dArK sTuFfEr: I tried to explain that some song lyrics are kinda poems too, but
naw!
dArK sTuFfEr: The mister there reckons that poems are always "fluffbunny shit"
and even so bad that a member can be expelled for the rest of his life.
mINDeAGLE: mR.mEgAsTuFf still has a lot to learn indeed.
dRAGONcROW: So, welcome to the training session with WoRLD HeR0.

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