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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x34 =========
DaTE: 1995-06-22 aT aBoUT 17:00
LoCATi0N: HöNtTÖLäN aUTiOTaLo, hAUtAtAIpALE, LieteVedEN kUnTA, FiNLAND
PrESeNT: mR.mEgAsTuFf / CWU
dArK sTuFfEr / CWU
dA dArK WaNKeR / CWU
pHASERhAWK / CULT OF POWER
dRAGONcROW / CULT OF POWER
mINDeAGLE / CULT OF POWER===========================================================================
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And behind these locks there's our board machine...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Its location is top secret right now, so that the nazis of this villages wouldn't sabotage it. So, this is very confidential for ya...
pHASERhAWK: Yeah, ye should absolutley keep all the server locations in secret if ye've got enemies!
pHASERhAWK: So, in a sense y'all already made a mistake when y'all revealed it to us...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, anyway it's in this house, as we've mentioned before...
dArK sTuFfEr: We just lost a board yesterday when we had to kick WoRLD HeR0 out of the crew -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: He's SAMANTHA and not any WoRLD HeR0!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Oh, yeah, right, Samantha...
dA dArK ELiTE: Well, luckily we've still got two 24H boards in CWUnet: this one and then the board of a remote member from Kuopio.
dArK sTuFfEr: And then there's still one nightboard, that DECREPiTUDE of mine. WaRe FuCKeR also had a nightboard but he's not allowed to use it anymaw.
dArK sTuFfEr: Anyway, DECREPiTUDE is probably the most permanent node 'cause my dad promised to defend to death my right to keep it!
pHASERhAWK: We've also been usin' abandoned houses as headquarters a lot, as there happen to be quite many here in Lietevesi...
pHASERhAWK: But we ain't put any servers there at least.
dRAGONcROW: But we've hidden a server in the town school a couple of times...
mINDeAGLE: The all-seeing eye of cULT oF pOWER does not want to get involved in the internal affairs of other crews...
mINDeAGLE: ... but we think it is sad that WoRLD HeR0 can no longer participate in the training sessions.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: SAMANTHA betrayed our trust. dA dArK WaNKeR now replaces him in da trainingz.
dA dArK WaNKeR: Let's see if I'm gonna take part in any other than this one, 'cause I'm a bit suspicious aboot them.
dA dArK WaNKeR: And Pate Jääskeläinen has also been tellin' our parents to keep me outta them there "youth criminals".
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I s'pose Reijo's bribed him...
dRAGONcROW: Would it be the time to start?
mINDeAGLE: The all-seeing eye of cULT oF pOWER has noticed that the members of your crew have been improving their physical skills lately.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, that's 'specially to let me fight against Reijo, 'coz he often gets quite physical against me.
mINDeAGLE: It is good to develop one's physical strength, as long as one remembers that spiritual is always stronger than physical!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: It won't help much in this case, 'coz he won't listen any talks...
mINDeAGLE: I assume you still make noise when you are being tortured?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da hell I do! 'Coz it hurts so fuckin' much for real...
dRAGONcROW: We know that Reijo Pirinen enjoys causing pain even in his work.
dRAGONcROW: That's why it is important for everyone involved with him to not show their pain.
mINDeAGLE: With the right spiritual methodology, it is possible to ignore pain. There is still awareness of pain, but it is no longer felt in the same way.
dArK sTuFfEr: Wow...
mINDeAGLE: Meditation is the key to all control and augmentation of one's mind.
mINDeAGLE: That is why it is essential for you to learn it, if you want to proceed any further.
dA dArK WaNKeR: Err... is this mandatory for real now?
dA dArK WaNKeR: I'm in this crew maintainin' our board machine and technology and not crackpottin' aroond -
mINDeAGLE: None of the more advanced spiritual activities can be accessed without meditation!
dA dArK WaNKeR: They ain't really that spiritual, them there SysOp jobs.
dA dArK WaNKeR: I get that some Satan-worship methods might be useful in pain-tolerance or codin' or -
mINDeAGLE: This has nothing to do with religious characters.
pHASERhAWK: It's just a technique. You can reckon that the brain is a computer that still has the operating system blockin' the way.
pHASERhAWK: If you wanna do anything more advanced, you've first gotta disable the interrupts...
dA dArK WaNKeR: I've usually reckoned the operatin' system to be quite essential for the programs to work and not as a disturbance?
mINDeAGLE: The operating system is important for loading the programs, but after that the program can seize the complete control of the hardware.
mINDeAGLE: It is obviously good for everyday programs to be OS-friendly, but demos and other higher-level magick -
dA dArK WaNKeR: IS THIS SOME KINDA WITCHCRAFT ONCE AGAIN?
dA dArK WaNKeR: I started to replace Sam, I mean Samantha, WITH THE CONDITION that I won't need to learn no witchcraft!
dA dArK WaNKeR: And then some folks pose that YEAH RIGHT, MEDITATION, YOGA LEVITATION!
dA dArK WaNKeR: IT IS ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL IN BOARD-CONFIGURIN' TO GO TO LOTUS-SIT INSIDE A PENTAGRAM AND MUMBLE SOME MANTRAS...
dA dArK WaNKeR: AND FUCKIN' FLY AROOND IN THE ASTRAL LEVEL...
dA dArK WaNKeR: AND TURN THE OPERATING SYSTEM OFF IN THE BRAIN SO YE WON'T GET ANYTHANG ANYMAW... WHATTA FUCKIN' CRACKPOT JOB!
dA dArK WaNKeR: SO, I GUESS THIS WAS THE LAST TIME I EVER TAKE PART IN THIS!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: If ya fuckin' leave, then -
dArK sTuFfEr: Don't kick him out for the fuck's sake, soon there's none of the important members left anymaw!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, Darkie, yar so important for da crew that I won't dare to kick ya out even if ya get pompous with yar Christian principles...
dA dArK WaNKeR: But I'm outta here right now anyway.
dA dArK WaNKeR: Yoga-levitate as much as y'all like, goddammit!
dA dArK WaNKeR: HAVE A NICE EVENIN', Y'ALL CRACKPOTS!
dArK sTuFfEr: Allrighty then, it's only two of us left then.
dRAGONcROW: Do y'all reckon he would still change his mind?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: He's usually quite stubborn and won't easily change his mind if he's decided something.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And he had said anyway that he maybe with us only this time, 'coz he was so afraid of da threats of da corrupted cop...
dRAGONcROW: Could y'all replace him with somebody else? Y'all did have two more guys in the local division of this crew...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, WaRe FuCKeR can't keep secrets at all, and his parents now avoid lettin' him to any of our things.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And WaRe FuCKeR ain't really interested in our crew's business anymaw, 'coz we s'posedly twiddle around with computers too much.
mINDeAGLE: I do not think anything needs to be kept secret about the meditation excercise.
mINDeAGLE: Meditation no longer has a bad reputation even among the older generation.
dArK sTuFfEr: Wouldna be so sure aboot that...
mINDeAGLE: Through meditation, WaRe FuCKeR could learn enough of the necessary mind control to keep the crew's secrets to himself.
mINDeAGLE: This would also allow him to oppose his parents' authority.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, we could maybe consider to get WaRe FuCKeR as a replacement.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: After all he's often gets so easily excited 'bout all da spiritual and magickal thingiez...
dRAGONcROW: Right, let's try to get him in for the next round.
dArK sTuFfEr: He's still undergoing his house arrest so he prolly won't get...
dRAGONcROW: Oh well, then we've gotta wait until that's over.
mINDeAGLE: It is now the time to move to the actual excercise. Do you have any questions before that?
dArK sTuFfEr: I got stuck reckonin' aboot throwin' the operatin' system away.
dArK sTuFfEr: I guess I dinna quite get that metaphor 'cause I've only been codin' with the peecee..
mINDeAGLE: It may be that PC does not let the programmer to a level so profound that issues like cycle-accurate timings would matter.
mINDeAGLE: However, it would be important for the main occultist of a crew to have a machine with access to this level, to ensure a functional brain metaphor.
dArK sTuFfEr: Yeah right, that might be...
dRAGONcROW: My little bro had gotten a peecee for himself when the school was over, so y'all might have a chance to get his old Amiga.
dRAGONcROW: Y'all could get it very cheaply if needed...
mINDeAGLE: After all, you are already familiar with this individual machine.
dArK sTuFfEr: It'd be so great to get it!
dRAGONcROW: Allright, I'm gonna try to get Janne's Amiga for y'all then.
mINDeAGLE: But let us now move to the first meditation excercise...
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