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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x33 =========
DaTE: 1995-06-20 aT aBoUT 15:00
LoCATi0N: W0RLd HeR0'S aPParTTeMenT, hAUtAtAIpALE, LieteVedEN kUnTA, FiNLAND
PrESeNT: WoRLD HeR0 / CWU
dArK sTuFfEr / CWU
dA dArK WaNKeR / CWU
mR.mEgAsTuFf / CWU===========================================================================
dArK sTuFfEr: Have ye made sump'n with that there timing, 'cause them parts change so regularly?
WoRLD HeR0: Yeah, I made it look at the Midas variables when the music pattern changes, and it moves to the next effect at those points.
dArK sTuFfEr: That'd make this look like a real Amiga demo, 'cause they've all got music and effects so well-synced!
dArK sTuFfEr: So, let's always put all the changes at the pattern changes.
WoRLD HeR0: Yeah, in most peecee demos the effects change at totally random points without any true sync...
dArK sTuFfEr: Amiga demos are light-years ahead of peecee demos in design...
dArK sTuFfEr: But in what order should we put them effects?
dArK sTuFfEr: Should the texture tunnel be the last one 'cause it's the tuffest effect we've made so far?
WoRLD HeR0: Dunno if it's worthy to leave it to the end, 'cause it's already quite seen, so many crews have already made it...
dArK sTuFfEr: That voxel mountain would've been tuffer if we had managed to get it work, but now it seems we'll hafta leave it out.
dArK sTuFfEr: And even the cube will have to do with flat-fillin', 'cause it ain't even worth trying to do any Gouraud shading with seventh-grade maths!
dArK sTuFfEr: I've got some Gouraud tutorial but I ain't managed to get almost anything aboot it.
WoRLD HeR0: And Gouraud ain't even worth doing anymore, 'cause there's now that new Phong shading that needs even harder math...
WoRLD HeR0: We could maybe ask C.O.P. members on Thursday how to learn more mathematics? Like vectors, matrixes and all that...
dA dArK WaNKeR: Could we put that there bumpmap in the beginnin', 'cause we could put our crew's name in it?
dArK sTuFfEr: Yeah, we could try what it'd look like.
dA dArK WaNKeR: It's so good weather today! Could we go to swim in Korppislampi once we've got this up to some kind of stage?
dArK sTuFfEr: Yeah, let's go there!
WoRLD HeR0: Every other effect could maybe be that fire effect?
WoRLD HeR0: It'd be easy to put in different patterns in it and we could also change its palette every time...
dA dArK WaNKeR: As long as we won't put any upside-down crosses there!
dArK sTuFfEr: I reckon upside-down corsses would work really well with that fire and especially with that tune of mine!!
dArK sTuFfEr: But I can agree to Mister Moral Christ's requirements this time...
dA dArK WaNKeR: Krhm...
dArK sTuFfEr: Could we like praise our crew in them there fireparts?
dArK sTuFfEr: We could put in sump'n like "1995 world domination" and other braggings like that.
WoRLD HeR0: Like, with a text writer on the top?
dArK sTuFfEr: Maybe...
WoRLD HeR0: I guess it might slow it down too much, 'cause we should combine two buffers, one with the text and the other with the effect...
dArK sTuFfEr: Maybe then we could put the text just simply in the top of the scree and the fire effect only below it?
WoRLD HeR0: Yeah, that might be the better way.
WoRLD HeR0: After all, that fire is refreshed to only every fourth pixel per frame 'cause it won't run fast enough otherwise for once-per-frame refresh.
WoRLD HeR0: 'Cause I'm not yet as good in optimizin' that there asm as the real elite coders...
dArK sTuFfEr: Some moped just drove to the yard, I guess!
dA dArK WaNKeR: Judgin' from the sound I reckon it's Mister Tossavainen's Pappa-Tunturi.
dArK sTuFfEr: It seems Reijo still hasn't put Mega to the house arrest and even lets him keep drivin' Tunturi.
dA dArK WaNKeR: It's good that he gets to follow our demo-makin' too.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: STATUS CHECK!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, look, it's Darkie here too...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And it really seems to be actual demo code on da screen and no bot lines...
dArK sTuFfEr: We did say that we're now makin' demo and not tunin' our pussy bot.
dA dArK WaNKeR: It's good that ye came now! 'Cause I reckon we'd need somebody to reckon some good braggery texts for us.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Braggery texts?
dArK sTuFfEr: We reckoned aboot puttin' a fire as every other effect, and there'd be always a text on the top that praises our crew...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright, let's fink 'bout it...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But it really seems like ya've actually been codin' the demo and didn't just quickly load Turbo Pascal when I came in.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I don't say I had suspected that yar cheatin' me, but -
dA dArK WaNKeR: Of course we're now concentratin' on the demo? The party's in the next week, ain't it?
dArK sTuFfEr: Yer soundin' really suspectful there.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WoRLD HeR0, move away from the computer! I'm doin' check!
WoRLD HeR0: What did you think 'bout doing?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I thought 'bout checkin' what kind of files ya've got on yar hard disk.
WoRLD HeR0: I don't really know if there's anything worth showing... But wait, I'll start Volkov Commander first.
WoRLD HeR0: It's so handy in file browsing 'cause it's so fast and handy...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Okay...
dA dArK WaNKeR: Whatta fuckin' Volkov, is it made by some Russkies?
WoRLD HeR0: Yeah, it is, but they had to learn some damn tuff asm optimization in Russia, 'cause they've got so slow and old computers there.
WoRLD HeR0: And that's why that program runs lightning-fast in our computers...
dA dArK WaNKeR: Allright, well, I'm a bit suspective if it might contain some Russian virus that spies on the Western countries...
WoRLD HeR0: Hey, don't go there, it's my textfiles there!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Textfiles need to be checked too!
WoRLD HeR0: What if I tell you not to go there?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Then I'm sure that ya've got something to hide from me and YAR FUCKIN' GONNA FLY DA HELL OUTTA DA CREW!
WoRLD HeR0: Ain't there any other alternatives?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: DA ALTERNATIVEZ ARE JUST THESE: EITHER YA LET ME CHECK YAR TEXTFILES OR YAR GONNA WALK AWAY FROM DA CREW!
dArK sTuFfEr: It'd be quite vital for Workie to stay in the crew in order to get the demo finished for Juhla.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright, so it's 'bout da crew's consensus...
dArK sTuFfEr: I just hafta say that yer doings are gettin' closer and closer to Reijo's naziness!
dArK sTuFfEr: So, if I were ye, I would be worried aboot that kinda changin'...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: NOW SHUT UP THERE WHEN I CHECK OUT THESE FILEZ!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Is that Schistic that chick from Vantaa?
WoRLD HeR0: Yeah, she is...
WoRLD HeR0: I don't now respect at all the way how you dive into my IRC logs...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: YAR RESPECT MEANS NUFFIN' NOW!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Although I guess I won't dare to read that kinda crap...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But what have ya got here elsewh -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: HEY, WHATTA HELL DAMMIT???
dA dArK WaNKeR: What didye find now?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: HERE'S SOME FUCKIN' POEMS.TXT!!! WHAT HAVE I SAID 'BOUT THAT FLUFFBUNNY SHIT???
WoRLD HeR0: I guess my private files shouldn't be within the fluffbunny ban? And actually -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FLUFFBUNNY SHIT IS TOTALLY ULTIMATELY BANNED!!! YA FUCKIN' SISSY-MISSY, DAMMIT!!!
WoRLD HeR0: They ain't actually even any fluffbunny shit -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: ALL POEMS ARE ALWAYS FLUFFBUNNY SHIT, PERIOD!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: "That is not dead which can eternal lie / And with stranger aeons even death may die"...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: EXACTLY THAT KINDA CRAP! CWU WILL NEVER FORGIVE YA 'BOUT THIS!
WoRLD HeR0: We agreed this thing a bit otherwise...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: WoRLD HeR0, YOU HAVE BEEN BANISHED FROM C00LeS WaReZ UNiON FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: THE REST OF THE CREW SHALL DEEPLY DESPISE YOU FROM NOW AND SHALL NEVER HAVE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT YOU ANYMORE!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: AS A PUNISHMENT, WE SHALL ALSO RELEASE THE CAPTURE WE MADE OF YOU LAST SUMMER!
dArK sTuFfEr: Wouldye reckon aboot this solution still one other time? Some lyrics for tunes are also poems in a sense...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: KEEP AWAY FROM DEFENDING MISS ALARASTAS, OR YOU SHALL ALSO BE BANISHED!
dArK sTuFfEr: Err well, okay... I was just reckonin' aboot that C.O.P. training -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: dArK sTuFfEr and dA dArK WaNKeR: RISE UP AND GATHER YOUR BELONGINGS! WE SHALL LEAVE THIS FILTHY SPACE!
dArK sTuFfEr: Well then, okay...
dA dArK WaNKeR: Well, if yer so hard with that demand...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: LET THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BE CURSED, MISS SAMANTHA ALARASTAS!
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