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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x30 =========

DaTE:     1995-06-14 aT aBoUT 15:00

LoCATi0N: HöNtTÖLäN aUTiOTaLo, hAUtAtAIpALE, LieteVedEN kUnTA, FiNLAND

PrESeNT:  mR.mEgAsTuFf / CWU
          dArK sTuFfEr / CWU
          WoRLD HeR0 / CWU
          dA dArK WaNKeR / CWU

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WoRLD HeR0: Where's WaRe FuCKeR?

dA dArK WaNKeR: Heard he's gotten some house arrest so he can't see us at all...

dArK sTuFfEr: And for what reason?

dArK sTuFfEr: Usually Terttu and Pentti are really nice and don't easily punish Kasu aboot anythang.

dA dArK WaNKeR: Dunno, maybe Reijo told them to do that at that there village meeting?

dA dArK WaNKeR: A kind of "just for sure" punishment like Reijo often does?

dA dArK WaNKeR: Terttu always listens to Reijo and believes everthang he has to say...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, Syphilis-Dick always comes up with some punishments even if there's no reason for 'em.

dA dArK WaNKeR: Ye've got experience aboot that, right? Even too much...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: That's right, goddammit...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But there's still da question why he ain't yet given me no house arrest at all?

dArK sTuFfEr: I feel he's got some secret plan aboot this now...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But on da other hand it's good that da loudmouth rat's not here, so we can talk 'bout secret stuff too.

dArK sTuFfEr: Have we got some secret stuff then?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yes, we've got...

dArK sTuFfEr: Why dinna we go to Hukkasuo then?

dArK sTuFfEr: I'm a bit suspicious aboot folks listening to us here...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Who fuckin' wants to Hukkasuo when it's rainin' like this!?

dA dArK WaNKeR: There's nuffin here, yer chewin' yer bulldung once again...

dArK sTuFfEr: Could we like assume that there might be some eavesdroppin' gear here or sump'n?

dArK sTuFfEr: Reijo is a radio guy after all, and his mind crooked as hell...

dA dArK WaNKeR: There's nuffin' here, prove that there is!

dArK sTuFfEr: Well, we should carefully grub thru the whole house...

dA dArK WaNKeR: If ye ain't got any proof aboot them there spy gear of yers, then there ain't nuffin' like that here!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right! Da only possible threat to our secrest would be WaRe FuCKeR who's a gossip rat like his mother, and he's luckily not here.

dArK sTuFfEr: Allright, so be it then...

dArK sTuFfEr: What's we've got to tawk aboot?

dA dArK WaNKeR: Nuffin' aboot Satan-worshippin' then, or I'm gonna leave for real!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Nope! We don't even have WaRe FuCKeR zealin' 'bout it, and besides we ain't even drunk at all!

dA dArK WaNKeR: I still don't quite recall what happened then in the last kilju meeting...

WoRLD HeR0: You left before we started to beat that Kerttu doll... and we had to take your keys away -

dA dArK WaNKeR: Right, right, I've heard that from the others, but I canna recall fuckin' anythang on my own!

dA dArK WaNKeR: I guess there was sump'n in the kilju recipe that destroys the memories...

dArK sTuFfEr: We could maybe then always make such kilju for them who we want to forget sump'n?

dA dArK WaNKeR: Well, good luck with gettin' anybody drink that poison.

WoRLD HeR0: Have you already find that Kerttu doll?

dArK sTuFfEr: Guess it's completely disappeared. Maybe we managed to destroy it so completely that there wasna single crumb left.

dArK sTuFfEr: Or then sump' else happened...

dArK sTuFfEr: But anyway the ritual likely succeeded quite well 'cause we can't find the doll nowhere no more!

dA dArK WaNKeR: Could we get to the topic already?

dArK sTuFfEr: Oh, right.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: The topic of the meeting is that CWU MUST ABSOLUTELY GET TO JUHLA!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Juhla begins on the 29th...

dA dArK WaNKeR: I guess it might not be too hard to get there...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I guess it is...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I've heard Reijo tries to do everything he can to prevent us from gettin' there.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: He's said Juhla's supposed to me some fuckin' cult meeting of some computer satanist communist.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And we'll get initiated to some kinda conspiracy there and we're gonna become some junkie bums...

dA dArK WaNKeR: So he really believes in such stuff?!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: He seemed to be quite serious!

dA dArK WaNKeR: Bloody hell then! Then he's even crazier than Osmo or Arja or Jyri!

dArK sTuFfEr: Krhm...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I've heard he's gotten other rednecks to believe him too!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: So he ain't the only crazy one here...

WoRLD HeR0: How would he be tryin' to stop us?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I've been tryin' to fink thru all da possible realistic alternatives and some unrealistic too.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: At least he's gonna tell da cops to have stop checks at da end of da main road...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And all da villagers will get bribed to watch da small roads and swear not to give us rides...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And if somebody won't give their word, then their cars get sabotaged...

dA dArK WaNKeR: Sounds really crackpottish there, right!

dA dArK WaNKeR: How do the Hautataipale folks even accept that?

dArK sTuFfEr: Well, he's got that there money he can buy folks to his side with...

dA dArK WaNKeR: It still sounds quite suspiecious that he'd start buildin' such a conspiracy just against us?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Now we should fink 'bout da kinda methods Syphie might not have thought 'bout yet.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: What alternatives do we have for crossin' the municipal border?

WoRLD HeR0: Hitch-hiking?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da stop checks.

dArK sTuFfEr: Should we start goin' already afore the stop checks appear?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I guess they're gonna get prepared well beforehand, knowin' how I ran away from home on da night afore leavin' for Tahko...

dA dArK WaNKeR: What aboot goin' thru the woods? Or with a boat?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: That might work if we find a good route...

dArK sTuFfEr: We could maybe also hide in the cargo of some truck?

dArK sTuFfEr: It's unlikely that the cops start doin' any customs checks to every car...

dArK sTuFfEr: There's so much traffic between Pyhäsalmi and Pielavesi anyway...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, maybe we could get to da Esso at da town?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Da trucks often stop there for fuel, right?

dArK sTuFfEr: No it'd be great if MoTHeR WaNKeR were here, 'coz he'd maybe better come up with this kinda ideas...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, at least MoTHeR WaNKeR could join us when we try to get to Juhla.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: After all that'd be da kinda adventure he's lookin' for among da townfolks... could ya chat with him, Darkie?

dA dArK WaNKeR: Yeah, I can try to get him with us.

dA dArK WaNKeR: 'Twas the Thursday followin' the Midsummer when we're s'posed to be on the way?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah.

WoRLD HeR0: Speaking about Midsummer, C.O.P. members will be here then... They've already suggested us times and places for the training.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I guess there'd be some in Öökkölä at least?

WoRLD HeR0: They promised to come to Hönttölä too, as they've got a car... At least on the Thursday before Midsummer they're coming to Hönttölä.

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I guess we'd better arrange so that it's easy for us to move, as they're likely to make it harder us to move this summer...

dArK sTuFfEr: Well, yer the only one of us three who's likely to have any hardships with that.

dArK sTuFfEr: 'Cause my parents don't listen to Reijo, and neither do Sam's parents!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, yeah, right!

dA dArK WaNKeR: And I keep givin y'all them battle trainings also after Midsummer, whenever possible...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, right, they're really important.

dA dArK WaNKeR: But what kinda plans did we have for Juhla?

dA dArK WaNKeR: I'm also really interested in gettin' there, 'cause I'd see some folks from the board scene live there...

dArK sTuFfEr: We've already started to make demo with Workie.

dArK sTuFfEr: We both code, and I also make music and I also make a tune for the music compo...

dA dArK WaNKeR: I can also take part any way I can...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, it's worthwile to make a demo...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But my first reason to get to Juhla is that we'll get to meet tarnel and ask her to join our crew!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: And then every fuckin' one of us gets some goddamn CWU-EXCLUSIVE PUSSY...

dA dArK WaNKeR: I s'pose ye've got some obsession aboot that girl?

dArK sTuFfEr: Right, I reckon there might be quite a lot of other alternatives too?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, tarnel is DA ELITEZT GAL I'VE EVER SEEN IN ANY BOARD OR NET! That's why we've gotta get her to CWU!

dArK sTuFfEr: Them who we found with our botnet ain't any worse than her, I reckon...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya mean da one from Kajaani and da one from Ylivieska?

dArK sTuFfEr: Yeah, and then the one from Vantaa...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: WHO'S FROM VANTAA?

WoRLD HeR0: She's one I've been chattin' with, I ain't told you about her yet...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: YA MUST ALWAYS TELL EVERYTHING TO ME 'COZ I'M DA LEADER OF DA GETTIN'-LAID PROJECT!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Have ya been talkin' to her for long?

WoRLD HeR0: A couple of weeks soon...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: A COUPLE OF WEEKS, AND YA STILL AIN'T REPORTED TO ME?

WoRLD HeR0: Sorry about it...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Sorries are not enuff now, it feels like ya've got some kinda conspiracy against me!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya say yar s'posed to be makin' a demo but THEN YAR JUST PUSHIN' YAR WAY IN DA QUEUE TO GET PUSSY WITH DA BOTNET!!!

dArK sTuFfEr: We dinna intend anythang like that...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: IT SEEMS I'VE GOTTA GET YA UNDER MY SPECIAL WATCH NOW!

WoRLD HeR0: Allright, okey, okey...

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