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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x24 =========
DaTE: 1995-02-17 aT aBoUT 15:00
LoCATi0N: LiiKuNTaSALi, LiEtEvEDEN yLäAStE, LiEtEvEdEN KiRKOnKYLä, FiNLAnD
PrESeNT: MoSTLY pFUKKEN NON-CWU-LAMERS sUCH AS:
JANETZU, TIINA aND MIKKO fROM cLASS "7A"
ELINA, SANNA aND OONA fROM cLASS "7B"
sOME eXTReMELY LamE hIGHER-cLASS STuDENTS TOO sUCH AS:
jARKKO aND TUOMAs WHO GiVE US pFUKKEN MoPED BAPTISiSMS.bUT aLsO dA HeROiC CWU mEMbAHHS:
mR.mEgAsTuFf cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
dArK sTuFfEr cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
dA dArK ELiTE cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
WaRe FuCKeR cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
MoTHeR FuCKeR cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
WoRLD HeR0 cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE===========================================================================
TIINA: Guess we should warn the B-group folks too...
JANETZU: Yeah...
JANETZU: Hey, d'y'all know what them Hautataipale clowns have been plannin'?
SANNA: I don't think I've got a fuckin' slightest interest, but do tell nevertheless...
JANETZU: They're gonna do some kinda pickup** strike here in the disco...
JANETZU: Couldya Tiina tell more 'coz ya was following that there thang...?
TIINA: I ain't been followin' that from my own will...
TIINA: But they've been playin' some game with them fuckin' computers and taken kinda lessons from it!
SANNA: Ya mean they're gonna come here with some guns and bombs? Ain't them games that kinda scary stuff...
JANETZU: THEY AIN'T!!!
TIINA: I mean they've learned from them games how to pick up womensfolk**, or at least they reckon they have...
ELINA: I MEAN WHATTA HELL, they've learned 'em all from some GANME? No wonder they're so fuckin' moronic...
JANETZU: They're playin' with their computers all day long and then they think that the world actually works like -
TIINA: Like in some "LARRY GAME".
JARKKO: I had been knowin' that the Hautataipale fellas be outta their minds in everthang, but that story beats all the others now! Fuck's sake!
SANNA: Whatta fuckin' bunch of clowns!
TIINA: They've been plannin' that they come here as a bunch, Mika ofcoz bein' the first one... wearing some kinda C-W-U caps.
TIINA: Then they've taken lottery aforehand who's gonna try to pick up who with the kinda moronic lines...
SANNA: What kinda lines?
TIINA: Well, one really icky one has some lickin' some liquor from the belly button, they even tried it to me sometime last month...
ELINA: EWWW, WHATTA HELL!
TIINA: And speakin' of hell... guess shat they stayed doin' there aroond the corner?
ELINA: They've got some porn mag there and they're wankin' to it?
TIINA: Well, could be that just as well... but they're gonna ask Satan for strength with a kinda Satan-worship ritual...
SANNA: YAR CHEATIN' NOW!!!
TIINA: I ain't, 'cause they've already done such a ritual on our yard, drawed some satanic patterns in the snow with a butterknife...
SANNA: Are they like offerin' some frogs there then???
TIINA: I wouldna reckon that far...
JARKKO: Should we ban them fellas from comin' here?
JANETZU, TIINA, SANNA, ELINA: WE SHOULD!!!
JARKKO: Bloody hell, we can't do it anymaw! They're already comin' inside!!
JANETZU: Tell 'em all to piss off then!!!
ELINA: Can I tell 'em to fuck off?
JANETZU: Eh, exactly not to FUCK off!
ELINA: Oh, right, heheh, okay...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: SANNA!
SANNA: PISS OFF!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: D'ya know what it feels like if ya get suddenly damn interested in some guy?
SANNA: PISS OFF!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I guess ya hear lotsa stuff from some people and then get interested in them...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And then ya tell them on to other people when ya want to share that interest with others...
SANNA: PISS OFF PISS OFF PISS OFF PISS OFF!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, dinna work, let's change...
dArK sTuFfEr: D'ye know, Sanna, what it feels like if ye get suddenly samn interested in some fella?
SANNA: PISS OFF! BELIEVE IT ALREADY THAT WE AIN'T MORE INTERESTED IN YA THAN HORSEDUNG!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Guess y'all are interested in that there horsedung anyway, always bein' shoveling it aroond at some stables...
SANNA: PISS OF PISS OF!! I'M GETTIN' THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!
dArK sTuFfEr: Who's next... Oona, hi!
OONA: Hi there...
dArK sTuFfEr: D'ye know, Oona, what it feels like if ye -
JARKKO: THAT'S ENOUGH! Hautataipale gang's gotta get the hell outta here right now!
JARKKO: Y'all shouldna stay here creepin' girls out, keep some manners dammit...
TUOMAS: Just like that!
dArK sTuFfEr: OONA, I'M INTERESTED IN YE, FOR REAL!
OONA: ...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yar pretendin' to be some "student prefects" there!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Always givin' swirlies at lunch breaks, and then in all official events pretendin' to be model students and protectors! Makes me puke!!
TUOMAS: WE COULD GIVE Y'ALL SWIRLIES RIGHT NOW ALSO!
dArK sTuFfEr: Y'all should make up something else for a while, bloody dickheads...
JARKKO: Yeah, what aboot bringing 'em boys right now to the "toilet facilities of the estate"...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUKKEN FUKK!
JANETZU: Them Hautataipale hillbillies are now out, so let's START THE ORGY!!!
JANETZU: Look there, it's Mikko, dammit, how's bangin'?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: *GURGL*
mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCKIN' GODDAMN HELL!!! CWU'S GONNA REVENGE THIS!!! WE'VE GOT NEW METHODS-
mR.mEgAsTuFf: *GURGL*
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