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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x22 =========
DaTE: 1995-01-04 aT 10:20
LoCATi0N: pIHA, LieTeVeDEn yLAeAsTe, LiEtEvEdEN KuNTA, FiNLAND
PrESeNT: mR.mEgAsTuFf / CWU
dA dArK ELiTE / CWU
WaRe FuCKeR / CWU
MoTHeR FuCKeR / CWU
dArK sTuFfEr / CWU
WoRLD HeR0 / CWU
pHASERhAWK / CULT OF POWER===========================================================================
pHASERhAWK: Oh, it seems the whole crow is here. Follow me.
dA dArK ELiTE: Where in the hell are we goin'?
pHASERhAWK: Not as down as there, but downwards nevertheless!
pHASERhAWK: And be quiet then so nobody'll notice us.
...
dA dArK ELiTE: Can I talk now?
pHASERhAWK: Yes.
dA dArK ELiTE: Where are we?
WaRe FuCKeR: My gosh how that door closed so creepily... wonder if this is even allowed... I'm afraid...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: (Shut up ya fuckin' megasissy!)
pHASERhAWK: During cULT oF pOWER's years of influence in this school, it has learn a secret and another about it.
pHASERhAWK: No one else nearly ever visits this basement room, but cULT oF pOWER has the master key.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And what's da reason for our comin' here?
pHASERhAWK: cULT oF pOWER has some confidential business with you. mINDeAGLE would have liked to come as well, but we want to deal with this as quickly as possible, so I'm representing the whole C.O.P. now.
WaRe FuCKeR: Yeah, I'm so excited!!!
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Are we soon now gettin' laid.
pHASERhAWK: Next autumn, there will be no members of C.O.P. or any other Amiga crew in this school. The whole school will fall into lameness unless some other crew takes the control.
dA dArK ELiTE: It's Amiga, right -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: (Shut up!) What if I speak for da whole crew now and da rest are quiet. Stuffie can speak too. Others raise yar hand if ya wanna talk.
MoTHeR FuCKeR: All kindsa stuff.
pHASERhAWK: May I continue?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, go on, sorry for those lamerz.
pHASERhAWK: cULT oF pOWER's all-seeing eye has been attempting to find promising crews in this school.
pHASERhAWK: After Commodore's bankrupt, however, the scene hasn't been like it used to be, and the new generation is almost exclusively PC lamers.
pHASERhAWK: cULT oF pOWER therefore declares, after a painful decision, that the sceptre of eliteness of Lietevesi junior high shall be yours since the next autumn, C00LeS WaReZ UNiON.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: But we don't even have any Amigas other than five-hundreds...
pHASERhAWK: Due to your PC lameness, you still have a long way to go before you are ready for the responsibility.
pHASERhAWK: But in case you will not be ready by the next autumn, the whole Lietevesi junior high shall sink into an enternal lameness and shall never recover!
pHASERhAWK: Therefore we shall begin the training as soon as possible.
WaRe FuCKeR: Oh my gosh I'm so excited!
dA dArK ELiTE: Whatta hell...
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Once again...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: (Shut up!)
pHASERhAWK: mR.mEgAsTuFf and dArK sTuFfEr are already familiar to me. Who of you is WoRLD HeR0?
WoRLD HeR0: I-I am.
pHASERhAWK: On these three diskettes, there are files for the three of you.
pHASERhAWK: mR.mEgAsTuFf, receive this diskette, on which we have collected files about the seduction and presentatyion techniques applied by our crew.
pHASERhAWK: With these files, CWU shall transgress mundane lamers in their core areas of life.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Err, thank you very much for this diskette.
pHASERhAWK: dArK sTuFfEr, receive this diskette, on which we have collected files about the magickal-ritualistic techniques applied by our crew.
pHASERhAWK: With these files, CWU shall transgress mundane lamers in the world completely unknown to them.
dArK sTuFfEr: Thank you very much.
pHASERhAWK: WoRLD HeR0, receive this diskette, on which we have collected files about the telecommunications techniques applied by our crew.
pHASERhAWK: With these files, CWU shall attain dominance in the world that is currently familiar only to selected few, but which shall be so full of puny lamers in only a decade, that elite people will have hard time finding each other.
WoRLD HeR0: Yeah, th-thanks.
WaRe FuCKeR: Ain't there anythang for us others? Ain't there -
pHASERhAWK: It is only necessary to train three.
WaRe FuCKeR: Meh, so unfair!
pHASERhAWK: Do you have any other questions?
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Are we gonna get laid now or not?
pHASERhAWK: If you immerse yourselves in the files you received with the adequate industriousness and respect, then you shall receive everything more than you have ever imagined!
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Oh, so them there three guys' gonna get and we others won't, right.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Are these in PC or Amiga format?
pHASERhAWK: I accepted to write them in the PC format for your own comfort.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And what's there on my disk, like in practice?
pHASERhAWK: Top-class seduction texts. Some of them circulated in BBSes already a decade ago, and some describe techniques that are completely new and still in development.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: What kind of techniques?
pHASERhAWK: Of the kind that if ordinary base-level morons heard about them, then they would get at least a brain infarct and spend the rest of their lives in a mental facility!
pHASERhAWK: Therefore treat the texts with respect, when you read them at home!
dArK sTuFfEr: Err... at least I've already collected a lot of stuff about the occult, Satan and magick, so is there anything special for me now on that disk?
pHASERhAWK: It is difficult to find all of the most important files.
pHASERhAWK: Although everything is available on suitasble BBSes or FTP servers, it is almost impossible to tell the essential from the unessential without an experienced master.
dArK sTuFfEr: Allright. I kept wondering about another thing too...
dArK sTuFfEr: That won't we get any training for any actual scene or Amiga things? Like code, music, graphics...?
pHASERhAWK: The magickal-ritualistic files you received are also relevant for code, music and graphics!
pHASERhAWK: You shall notice it, if you immerse yourself to them deeply enough.
pHASERhAWK: Amiga and magia are not anagrams by accident; never forget this!
dArK sTuFfEr: No, I won't.
WaRe FuCKeR: Where's those trainings gonna be?
pHASERhAWK: Other C.O.P. members shall come to Lietevesi during the skiing holiday. Come to the Öökkölä abandoned house right on the holiday Saturday.
WaRe FuCKeR: Still almost two months to go...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: What if I'll be spendin' the holiday in Helsinki and won't get to be there...?
pHASERhAWK: The whole future of Lietevesi shall depend on your choice! Thus, choose carefully!
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