C00LeS WaReZ UNiON MeMOiRS: cHApTER #0x15

========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x15 =========

DaTE:     1994-11-02 aT aBoUT 08:55

LoCATiON: kÄyTäVä, LiETeVeDeN yLÄaSTE, LiEtEvEdEn KiRkOnKYLä, FiNLAND

PrESeNT:  CWU mEMBERS (ELiTE):

          mR.mEgAsTuFf  cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          dArK sTuFfEr  cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          dA dArK ELiTE cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          FaTHeR FuCKeR cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          MoTHeR FuCKeR cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          WoRLD HeR0    cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE

          pHUKKEN LAMERS:

          MIKKO "The SkeneMies" KALLiO
          JANI "IceHockeyMan" ROMPPAiNEN
          + OThER mEGALAMErs FroM oUR cLASS

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ThE SkEneMiEs: Have y'all fellas seen the latest PC-Top...? And who's on the position 134 and who's on 259, BWAHAHAHAH!!!

ThE SkEneMiEs: SHK RULES CWU SUCKS! LIETEVESI NPD KINGS 4EVAH! Right, Jani and others...? What aboot shouting together...

IceHockeyMan & ThE SkEneMiEs: THE TOUGHEST TRADERS IN LIETEVESI: SUOMEN HUIPPU KOPSARIT!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Are what ya are dammit, but yar slogans are really fuckin' lame...

IceHockeyMan: Seems yer a bad loser, man! Up yer sport spirit a little, hey! COME ON!

ThE SkEneMiEs: We've got Lietevesi tradin' championshp this month, and y'all can't get over it no matter how y'all jump!

IceHockeyMan: Yeah... municipal championship reached! Next targeting the provincial championship...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Fuckin' municipal champion clown thinks PC-Top is some kinda bible, dammit! But let's see what yar face looks like once ya get yar next PHONE BILL! Ain't it quite lame to call 'round more than ya afford and then brag 'round 'bout some PC-Top position? Yar soon gonna get a ten-thousand-mark bill, yar MOMMY-YOMMY comes get yar modem away and DADDY-LADDY beats ya on yar arse... bwahahah!!!

ThE SkEneMiEs: YE AIN'T EVEN GOT A DADDY, GODDAMMIT!!! And I did look after how much I was callin'... so the bill shouldna be total terrible...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But what's yar achievement even worth? Every fuckin' trained monkey could know enough trading to get to da very top of PC-Top for one month!! It needs no skills at all once yar in da boardz! REAL_ELiTENESS depends on if ya can keep da position, and something else as well...

ThE SkEneMiEs: I'M THE WAREZ EMPEROR OF THIS SCHOOL THIS MONTH, AND I'M ALSO DAMN PROUD ABOOT IT NOW!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, and next month ya'll be regretting all of yar braggin' with butt pains! REAL_ELiTENESS is like "something" else than PC-Top... Have ya guys got any musician in yar lame group who had gotten praise all da way from da InterNet???

WoRLD HeR0: Yeah... I uploaded one of Stuffie's mods to an FTP site that's specialized on mods... And yesterday I got a private message where some foreigner praised the mod in English!

ThE SkEneMiEs: I mean whatta fuck guys, have y'all gotten into InterNet??? I dunno aboot InterNet much more than what I've read from MikroBitti magazine... and they dinna really tell how to get there to start with... how are y'all s'posed to know...?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, right, from MIKROBITTI, ya think yar some tuff scene dood and then ya read fuckin' MIKROBITTI dammit... can't ya find 'bout new stuff from anywhere else? D'ya know a board called FreeNet? Ya can use InterNet without any university contacts or anything! Nineteen pennies a minute plus da local rate!! It ends up cheaper than Tele long-range calls... I guess ya've never heard of it, 'cause MikroBitti ain't mentioned it even once! Bwahah!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, yar so lame that ya couldn't get into InterNet or learn how to use it even if ya had some MIKROBITTI REPORTER JUKKA KÄPYTIKKA next to ya givin' ya helpin' hand!! D'ya get that the InterNet is like REAL_ELiTES' own thing! There ain't any of da kinda skill-less lamerz that boardz are full of!! Even gettin' there needs da helluva kinda cunnin' that just any dood ain't got...

ThE SkEneMiEs: Well, have y'all got any NPD warez from that there InterNet of y'alls? Could guess from that there PC-Top rankin' that there's no fuckin' warez at all, just lame PD only!! What's the point in the whole InterNet if ye can't even get warez from there... a totally useless board, I think...

ThE SkEneMiEs: IT'S ALL THE SAME!!! THERE CAN'T BE ANY HARDER NUV THAN IN ANY OTHER BOARD I'VE GOTTEN INTO!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: BWAHAHAH, YEAH, "I'M MIKKO "PELIT BBS" KALLIO AND I THINK INTERNET IS A BBS AND THERE'S A NUV TO IT"... WHATTA FUCKIN' LAME-O!!! And ain't there anything else but that fuckin' warez in yar life?! Hey, real talent is measured in da kinda things that need cunnin' and skillzors that can't be learned by some brainless monkies! Like codin' and music-makin'...

ThE SkEneMiEs: IF TRADIN' SKILLZORZ AIN'T ENUFF, THEN YA CAN COME TEST MY FIGHTIN' SKILLZORZ!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: FUCKIN' LAMER THERE, CHANGE YAR FUCKIN' HANDLE AND THEN BRAG TO US!

ThE SkEneMiEs: I WON'T CHANGE IT! I DON'T NEED ANY RESPECTZORS AND ACCEPTANCE FROM ANY BACKWATERS LOSERS!! IT'S ENUFF THAT THE REST OF THE SCHOOL WORSHIPS ME AND OUR CREW AS THE WAREZ MASTERS OF THE SCHOOL!! SO KEEP YER INTERNETS TO YERSELF, I'VE GOT A BETTER PC-TOP RANKIN' AND BETTER RESPECTZORS AND FAMEZORS, AND THEY STAY!!! GOODBYE!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Bwahahah! He clearly couldn't stand my arguments and therefore quit...

dArK sTuFfEr: What's we gonna do with him now? He's gettin' more on our face every day... and COP ain't responded either...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: What d'ya mean ain't? Hey doodz, now listen to this information: pHASERhAWK just gave me this kind of floppy in da corridor a while ago...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, all of ya, come to my place after da school!! Let's check out that floppy and then start da operation SMFKAG...

FaTHeR FuCKeR: YEAAAHH!!! It's so good that we got da reply, such a good thang for real!!!