C00LeS WaReZ UNiON MeMOiRS: cHApTER #0x14

========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x14 =========

DaTE:     1994-10-29 aT aBoUT 15:00

LoCATi0N: hÖnTTöLäN aUTiOTaLo, hAutAtAiPALe, LiEtEvEdEN KuNTA, FiNLAND

PrESeNT:  mR.mEgAsTuFf   LeADeR oF cWU
          MoTHeR FuCKeR  HaS a KaniSTeR oF KiLJu WiTh HImSELF
          dA dArK ELiTE  oUR cOVeRt oPeRATiONS sPeCiALiST
          FaTHeR FuCKeR  STiLL hASN'T cHAngEd hIS LAme HanDLE
          WoRLD HeR0     oUR vIruS+tROjAN sPECiALiST
          dArK sTuFfEr   gIVeS pHuKKEn bEsT aDvIcE eVER

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mR.mEgAsTuFf: We fuckin' HAD TO RELEASE A CRAPPY DEMO... fuckin' Reijo dammit!! He spoiled our entire prod! There went our chance to contact a true elite group!!! Fortunately WoRLD HeR0 fixed da errors in my text 'coz he knows English better... so we still have a minor chance for getting response...

dA dArK ELiTE: Why in hell did we hafta write it in English to start with? Wouldna they know Finnish, livin' in Lietevesi and all that?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: 'Coz, for da fuxx sake, English is da only allowed language in demos an dother true scene communication!!! Ain't ya a bit lame too for not gettin' that!! It's da same with handles and crew and board names! EVERYBODY finks yar a fuckin' lame PD lamo if ya don't use English there...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But, fuckin' shit, I couldna even sit after that! And all da SHK members grinned at me when I brought a pillow to school on Monday for bein' able to sit in da classes... FUCKIN' NAZI REIJO DAMMIT!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: He fuckin' visits Ritu for fuckin' and sauna-bathin' like every weekend nowadays... even visited her last week when schools had da fall holiday! I heard that his real woman was visitin' some granny with da kids durin' that week so he could visit longer... WHATTA FUCKIN' HUORIPUKKI** GODDAMMIT!

FaTHeR FuCKeR: Yeah, destroy his wee-wee or sump'n so he couldna fuck that Ritu anymaw!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: IT'S A DICK DAMMIT, NOT A WEE-WEE! And what about first dealing with that there Mikko outta da gmae?

WoRLD HeR0: Yeah, right, our trojan attacks haven't succeeded at all. Gues he's now super careful after them there two capture pranks...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Our chances are becomin' really hopeless now! I chatted with Osmo on Friday 'bout cheatin' da phone company for gettin' da bills a bit down... he's got some pals workin' at Tele in Pielavesi, and he's also been doin' some phone tricks too when he was young...

dArK sTuFfEr: Couldna ya just sell some warez at school and then buy CCs with that there money?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Who would I fuckin' sell to? All da local lamerz of da village get their warez from Mikko nowadays... so we can't do any tricks that requires money!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But maybe we should ask Osmo first 'coz he's got some experience 'boot this here 978-area-code center, like what works there and what won't!

FaTHeR FuCKeR: There's already some gossips aboot that there Amiga! Even Terttu told sump'n aboot it already...

dArK sTuFfEr: But what if that response from COP wouldna come until next week? There's only one of those guys et livin' in Lietevesi, and the others visit here only in weekends at most... so that might add to the delay as well...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, well, let's wait a week more then... but if still won't get a reply after that then we must fuckin' go hide da Amiga!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: HEY, THAT'S EXCELLENT MAN, YAR DA BEST! Right on, let's stage Mikko as da guilty and then Mikko will be gettin' fined like hell and can't afford phone bills anymore... or it could be even better if da cops found even all of his NPD warez on top of that!

dA dArK ELiTE: Yeah, he's fuckin' copyin' it to the whole school nowadays, for money...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Finkin' he's da fuckin' WAREZ EMPEROR OF DA WHOLE SCHOOL... WE OUGHTA BE WAREZ EMPERORS HERE AND NOW, NOT HIM!!!

dA dArK ELiTE: Yeah, all that kinda lameness should stop now that the weather's still good...

FaTHeR FuCKeR: But how could we stage that there Mikko as guilty? **todo uusi sanonta

mR.mEgAsTuFf: What aboot hidin' that there Amiga in some shed near da town? Darkie could then call a kinda HINT** CALL to da cops and hint 'bout what Mikko's supposed to have said at school 'bout some Amiga and a shed? Cops** really believe Hirvonen 'coz he's such a good guy...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: MoTHeR FuCKeR could maybe arrange a Valmet or some other vehicle... I could then put da machine in some cardboard box and then we could bring it to "Mikko's hidin' place" at a good occassion...

dA dArK ELiTE: Well, at least there's that firewood shed of theirs we maybe could consider...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: We're only gonna talk 'bout this operation with a codename... errr... what's a good one? For da fuxx sake, OPERATION SMFKAG, or "STAGE MIKKO FUCKIN' KALLIO AS GUILTY"!

dA dArK ELiTE: So, ye've got some new kilju ready? Right then, let's get totally wasted then!