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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x0F =========
DaTE: 1994-10-07 aT aBoUT 19:30
LoCATi0N: hÖnTTöLäN aUTiOTaLo, hAutAtAiPALe, LiEtEvEdEN KuNTA, FiNLAND
PrESeNT: mR.mEgAsTuFf cAmE WiTH "tUnTuRi" mOtORcYcLE
FaTHeR FuCKeR cAmE WiTH BiCYcLE
MyStERiA cAme WiTH BiCYcLE (LAMER!!!)
dArK sTuFfEr cAme WiTH BiCYcLE
dA dArK ELiTE cAmE WiTH BiCYcLE & a CoUPLE OF CiGArETtES iN PoCKET
MoTHeR FuCKeR cAmE WiTH "tUnTuRi" mOtORcYcLE & CANiStER oF KiLJU===========================================================================
MoTHeR FuCKeR: This here fella's so bloody wasted already...
dA dArK ELiTE: Well, I've got quite helluva **humalat too... wonder what they've been plannin' for us...
MoTHeR FuCKeR: **No suas nähä**, luckily I've made enuff kilju...
Yeah... (hick)... heh... they're in that there back**room waitin' and then come questions like "ARE YA dA dArK ELiTE: AND MoTHeR FuCKeR"... hahahah... just like when Samppa got joined...
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Mister Uproar's there all like "There's da Northie tobacco for ya, hey y'know, ya've gotta da smoke it, hey y'know"... and then we're gettin' to ride a Pappa-Tunturi "hey y'know"...
dA dArK ELiTE: Allright, but let's get it... But that MIKKO PRANK was still the fuckin' best!!! Well worth joinin' back in the gang!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: ARE YA dA dArK ELiTE AND MoTHeR FuCKeR?
dA dArK ELiTE: Allright, now he's shouting from some **piilo***... WELL... (hick)... JUST JUSSI FOR YE...
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Yeah, we are... can't ye recognize** us...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: ARE YA SURE THAT YA WANNA JOIN C00LeS WaReZ UNiON, DA TUFFEST SCENE GROUP IN DA BACKWARDS SAVONIA???
dA dArK ELiTE: Yeah, yeah, right...
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Got made pretty good kiljus... (hick)
mR.mEgAsTuFf: "ARE YOU SURE, Y SLASH N"???
dA dArK ELiTE: For the fuck's sake... fuckin' Y!!!
MoTHeR FuCKeR: GODDAMN Y!!! If tolokun**huastelu won't fit **kelpaa**...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: ARE YA SURE THAT YA WANNA GO THRU DA REPENTITION RITUAL INTENDED FOR DA TRAITORZ OF C00LeS WaReZ UNiON???
dA dArK ELiTE: Yeah... or I mean fuckin' Y!
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Y-I-WAAH, DAMMIT!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: OPEN THE DOOR OF THE CLOSET NEXT TO THE KITCHEN!!!
dA dArK ELiTE: Okey...
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Ye've done taken pants off and standin' on a **jakkara**!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: dA dArK ELiTE, YOU MUST TAKE MY PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH!
dA dArK ELiTE: WHATTA HELL!!! DAMMIT!!!
MoTHeR FuCKeR: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! IT'S SO HELLUVA...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: THIS IS THE REQUIREMENT FOR GETTING BACK YOUR MEMBERSHIP!!! TAKE MY PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH!
dA dArK ELiTE: FUCKIN' FAG!!! I'M TOTALLY NOT GETTIN' INTO FAGGERY!!!
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Hahahah... So fuckin' crazy...
FaTHeR FuCKeR: JUSSI'S NOT DARIN'**uskaltaa**! NA-NA-NA!
dA dArK ELiTE: IT'S NOT ABOOT DARIN' BUT FUCKIN' BIBLICAL MORALITY!!! A TRUE ARYAN, **suorselk**, EVANGELICAL LUTHERAL FINNISH MAN WON'T FUCKIN' **hipellää* ANOTHER MAN'S BALLS GODDAMMIT, AND...
MoTHeR FuCKeR: I can show ye the example...
dA dArK ELiTE: YE WON'T FUCKIN' START ANY FAGGERY!!! LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA THIS FAG CREW!!! NO MATTER HOW WASTED WE ARE, WE'VE GOTTA HOLD ON TO THE PRINCIPLE THAT FAGGY THANGS...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: MoTHeR FuCKeR, YOU MUST TAKE MY PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH, SO YOU SHALL GET BACK TO CWU!
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Allright... let's take it then, when our master of morality** won't dare... *BULP*
mR.mEgAsTuFf: MoTHeR FuCKeR, YOUR CWU MEMBERSHIP HAS BEEN RESTORED!
MoTHeR FuCKeR: 'Twas quite easy! And dinna even feel like pukin'...
dA dArK ELiTE: BUT Y'ALL WON'T GET ME INTO FAGGY THANGS... Y'all could've planned anythang but that kinda immoral... (hick)... obscenity, MY PRINCIPLES STAND!! Wonder what my grampa's grampa's reckonin' in heaven when he sees what his offsprings be doin' with other boys...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: SO, YA ACCEPT ANY OTHER KIND OF SOVITUS**???
dA dArK ELiTE: YEAH, I DO... except that I won't be stickin' my cock into any arse... sump'n that's without faggotry...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Hmmm... dA dArK ELiTE, YOU MUST PISS IN YOUR MOUTH!
dA dArK ELiTE: WHATTA HELL???
mR.mEgAsTuFf: YOU WANTED ANOTHER **SOVITUS**... THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!!! TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Take some more kilju if that might help yer shyness...
dA dArK ELiTE: Whatta fuckin' shyness... (glug glug glug)
mR.mEgAsTuFf: There must be enuff kilju for da rest of us!
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Yeah... let's put it **kiertoon**...
FaTHeR FuCKeR: (glug glug glug)
MyStERiA: (glug glug glug)
dArK sTuFfEr: (glug glug glug)
mR.mEgAsTuFf: (glug glug glug)
dA dArK ELiTE: I'm actually feelin' like pissin' a little...
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Then open da tap 'wards yer mouth...
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Yeah, Jussi... show that yer serious about joinin' back!!! And that yer not a sissy!!!
dA dArK ELiTE: Well, I think I must do it then... (hmmm... **äähh...)
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Pinnistä**pinnistä! Bwahahahah!
dA dArK ELiTE: Fuckin' faggots, I'm never gonna forgive this!!! Ääh**, god-fuckin'-dammit, I don't reach... no, right there... soon comes the piss... FUCKIN DAMMIT, IT'S COMIN' ALL OVER MY FACE!!!
MoTHeR FuCKeR: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
FaTHeR FuCKeR: BWAHAHAHAH!!!
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Ya should've just taken the easiest way and not start chewin' any bulldung...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: dA dArK ELiTE, YOUR CWU MEMBERSHIP HAS BEEN RESTORED!
dA dArK ELiTE: FUUUCK...
dArK sTuFfEr: I mean, yer so fuckin' elite... ye pissed in yer mouth for real...
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Take some more kilju so ye'll forget it 'till 'morrow...
dA dArK ELiTE: (glug glug glug)
mR.mEgAsTuFf: LONG LIVE THE ETERNAL UNITY OF HAUTATAIPALE SCENE!!!
FaTHeR FuCKeR: LONG LIVE, RIGHT!!!
dA dArK ELiTE: I'm feelin' so bad... the piss is smellin'... and the kilju was so fuckin' yeasty... goddammit...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, tomorrow ya'll get to make yar own capture of Mikko lamer...
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Yeah, bwahahah, I've been reckonin' aboot all kinds of **kusetus**!!! Even tho they ain't as good as those y'all made...
dA dArK ELiTE: I don't really wanna think aboot any Mikko lamer today anymaw... gimme more kilju... gotta forget this now...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, ain't it even kewl to be back in CWU???
dA dArK ELiTE: Ye always hafta sacrifice for the brothers-in-arms... Like what my grampa always said to me... ALWAYS READY FOR BATTLE!!! FOR THE ETERNAL GLORY OF.. (hick)... HAUTATAIPALE! No, goddammit... now it's makin' me puke... *burrrrp*
mR.mEgAsTuFf: That was a real man's talkin'! D'ya know what Darkie... I mean Jussi... I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YA SO MUCH... *SMACK*
dA dArK ELiTE: FUCKIN' FAGGOT DAMMIT!!! BUT HEY... LONG LIVE THE ETERNAL UNITY OF... THE HAUTATAIPALE SCENE! *burrrrrp*
mR.mEgAsTuFf: By the way, MyStERiA, have ya been finkin' about a new handle...
MyStERiA: Yeah... I could be something like WoRLD HeR0... if it suits you...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Err...
dA dArK ELiTE: ...
dArK sTuFfEr: Yeah, that's a tough one... would yer board be like a WoRLD HeR0 QuaRTeRS then? Like WHQ...
MyStERiA: Right there, Stuffie got it!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh, right, somethin' like dat... it's just okay then...
dArK sTuFfEr: The best handle for real!!!
WoRLD HeR0: Right on.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: DA FINAL MEMBALIST OF C00LeS WaReZ UNiON IS THEREFORE: mR.mEgAsTuFf, dA dArK ELiTE, dArK sTuFfEr, MoTHeR FuCKeR, FaTHeR FuCKeR, and WoRLD HeR0...
dA dArK ELiTE: (glug glug) Y'all be the best brothers-in-arms ever!!! Long live the eternal unioty of Hautataipale scene!!! We're gonna take over the whole world... like "1994 WOLRD DOMINATiON... **Hakkoo**piälle, dammit!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: We've gotta renew that infofile of ours, CWU.NFO... put all kinds of enhancements there and some cool ascii logo... would FaTHeR FuCKeR be doin' that logo?
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Yeah, I may ofcoz make sump'n like that once I get back home...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: LONG LIVE THE ETERNAL UNITY OF HAUTATAIPALE SCENE... (glug glug glug)... I SO FUCKIN' LOVE YA... C00LeS WaReZ UNiON... "LAMERS SUCKS ELITES RULES"!!! Right, doodz!?!?
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