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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x0E =========

DaTE:     1994-10-04 aT aBoUT 09:10

LoCATi0N: KoTSAN LUoKKA, LiETeVeDeN yLÄaSTE, LiEtEvEdEN KiRkOnKYLä, FiNLAND

PrESeNT:  mR.mEgAsTuFf  cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          dArK sTuFfEr  cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          FaTHeR FuCKeR cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
          + LoTZA NON-CWU LAMERZ inCLuDING dA dARK ELiTE, MoTHER FuCKER,
            aND tHe LamEST OF ALL, --> MiKKO "PELiT-PURkKi" KALLio <-- !!!
	  + aARNE "REHTORi" LiPPONEN, dA PRiNCipAL oF oUR SChOOL

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dA dArK ELiTE: Hahahah... this is so bloody tuff!!! What a darn blockhead!!!

MoTHeR FuCKeR: I want to read some too...

dA dArK ELiTE: I didna reckon at all that he's LIKE THAT!!! Allright, here's the paperbunch...

MIKKO: What's y'all havin' there???

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Nuffing for ya, ya fukken lamer!!!

MIKKO: Oh, right... who's the lamer here now, eh? I got the kind of chainsaw porn yesterday... and for free on top of that!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: OH, REALLY? YA REALLY GOT IT? (tee-hee)

MIKKO: It's so tuff stuff that ye need to activate it separaly!! With a password!! So fuckin' bloody tuff chainsaw porn!!!

dA dArK ELiTE: Chainsaw porn, ye say, right? (tee-hee)

MIKKO: Well, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, but here's the floppies for Hirvonen and Korhonen... it looks like a game at first but if y'all start it up this afternoon and write the password, then it -

dA dArK ELiTE: BWAHAHAHAH!!!

MoTHeR FuCKeR: Don't bug me yet when I'm still readin' this...

MIKKO: May I too...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: NO, YA DON'T!!! pRiVATE eYES oNLY Y'KNOW!!!

MIKKO: For the fuck's sake... Y'ALL WON'T GET MY CHAINSAW PORN AT ALL if y'all don't show it to me too!!! I saw there was my name there, dammit!!!

MoTHeR FuCKeR: Guess we could show it...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: No, finish reading it first!!!

dA dArK ELiTE: Yeah, it's such a mindless thang... Hahah...

MIKKO: SHOW IT TO ME RIGHT NOW!!!

dA dArK ELiTE: If ye just first gave us those disks... I don't believe ye have any chainsaw porn there!!

MIKKO: There is, for right sure!!!

dA dArK ELiTE: Ye've just putten some fuckin' KEEN game in them there disks... bwahahah!

MIKKO: I mean... how didye know that it's disguised as Keen???

dA dArK ELiTE: Is Aleksi Kekkonen a good fella?

MIKKO: D'ye know Aleksi?? How d'ye know...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: HAVEN'T YA STILL FUKKEN GOTTEN IT, YA FUKKEN LAMER!!!

MoTHeR FuCKeR: HAHAHAHAHAH!!! CHAINSAW PORN!!! And ALEKSI KEKKONEN!!!

MIKKO: Tell me already... and show me that paper...

MoTHeR FuCKeR: Right, there's some chainsaw porn for Mikko!!! Bloody fuck what a prank!!!

MIKKO: I mean... HAVE Y'ALL MADE SUMP'N LIKE ISE.CAP ABOOT ME???

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah... "sump'n like ise.cap", right... except dat yar at least HUNDRED TIMES LAMER AND MORE GULLIBLE than a thousand Ises together!!! Bwahahah!!! WHAT A FUKKEN LAME-O!!!

dA dArK ELiTE: A FUCKIN' CLOWN FOR REAL!!!

HILKKA-OPE: What are you swearing and yelling here?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: That THAT LAMER IS SO FUKKEN LAME!!!

MIKKO: Waaah... snif... teacher, help, they're teasing me...

HILKKA-OPE: Don't tease your friends there, orou shall all be gettng detention!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Bwahahahahah!!!

MIKKO: Waaah, waaah....

HILKKA-OPE: What's that paper you've got over there? Let me bring it to the headmaster...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah right, even headmaster will soon get to know what kind of lamer Mikko is and laugh his ass off!!!

MIKKO: Waaah...

dA dArK ELiTE: That there fella tuned up like some GIRL dammit!!! We're totally won't be acceptin' any floppies from a missy like that!!! Right, fellas?

HILKKA-OPE: STOP IT ALREADY!!! WAS YOUR NAME JUHANI? GET TO THE HEADMASTER'S OFFICE!!! AND MIKA TOO!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, okay, should we go then... (bwahahah!)

dA dArK ELiTE: Yeah, let's go there...

HILKKA-OPE: Schoolyard bullying is a serious thing... it can cause life-long consequences, for the bully as well! There used to be a boy named Jarkko in our school, and he -

...

dA dArK ELiTE: I mean for real, that was the best prank ever there!!! Let him give like sixteen hours of detention...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, it was totally worth it!!!

dA dArK ELiTE: Are y'all plannin' to make such captures even more?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, we've been plannin' to, makin' it was so fukken sick... Lamers like that are da best humor ever!!!

dA dArK ELiTE: Could I get to make 'em with y'all???

mR.mEgAsTuFf: CWU private only... make a group of yar own!!

dA dArK ELiTE: I don't have a mawdem... and neither Korhonen... and I'd really like to be with y'all makin' 'em... And guess Korhonen would give good cheatin' hints...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya should realize how hard repentition ritual yar gonna need for gettin' back to CWU... as yar such a bunch of traitors...

dA dArK ELiTE: Goddamnit, I'm so fuckin' regretful aboot betrayin' yer crew!!! For real... CWU's the best ever, and hitting the tree with that there Datsun... y'all are like brothers to me... I would never leave y'all...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright... I'd like to have ya back too... has Korhonen, I mean MoTHeR FuCKeR got new kilju bubblin'?

dA dArK ELiTE: I heard he has...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Would it get ready for da friday night?

dA dArK ELiTE: I guess it perhaps would...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Allright then! NEXT FRIDAY, WE SHALL CELEBRATE THE GREAT CWU REUNION PARTY!!! IN THE HÖNTTÖLÄ HOUSE!!!

AARNE: Do y'all boys there have sump'n to tell me?

dA dArK ELiTE: Yeah... heard ye should give us some discussion...

AARNE: Righty-right then... was it Hilkka who send y'all?

dA dArK ELiTE: Yeah, 'twas right her...

AARNE: Come on in then... Wonder what's that there Hilkka havin' against y'all guys...

dA dArK ELiTE: Grown a dick on her forehead...

AARNE: Guess she might have... luckily there's still some real people growin' in Hautataipale!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: LONG LIVE THE ETERNAL UNITY OF THE HAUTATAIPALE SCENE!!!

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