C00LeS WaReZ UNiON MeMOiRS: cHApTER #0x0C

========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x0C =========

DaTE:     1994-10-03 aT aBoUT 8:55

LoCATi0N: kÄyTäVÄ, LiETeVeDeN yLÄaSTE, LiEtEvEdEN KiRkOnKYLä, FiNLAND

PrESeNT:  mR.mEgASTuFf  (oF C00LeS WaReZ UNiON fAME)
          FaThER FuCKER (oF C00LeS WaReZ UNiON fAME)
          dArK sTuFfEr  (oF C00LeS WaReZ UNiON fAME)
          MyStERiA      (oF C00LeS WaReZ UNiON fAME)
          dA dArK ELiTE (dEfECTOR LAMER!!!)
          MoTHeR FuCKeR (dEfECToR LAMER!!!)
          MIKKO "PELIT-PURKKI" KALLIO (TOTAL LAMER!!!)
          KERTTU-OPE (fUCKEN BiTCHaH WHO PUTS US TO AFTER SESSIONS!!)

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mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well hi, ya fukken lamer clown... just fink about who's got DOWNLOAD AXXEZZ to a fucken 0-7-dee board and who's still tradin' some 30-dayz shit and says it's new!!! Ya lamers haven't even checked out Doom 2 yet...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Oh right, ya don't even know what's Doom 2 'coz yar just readin' dat fukken PELIT MAGAZINE and not knowin' anything until it's reviewed there... bwahahahah, what a LAME-O!!!

FaTHeR FuCKeR: It's a fukken good game that Doom 2, by da way!!! Fukken traitor-lamerz won't get it until next month...

dArK sTuFfEr: BWAHAHAH, TRAITOR-LAMERZ AND THEIR WAREZ CONTACT MIKKO "PELIT BBS" KALLIO!!!

MoTHeR FuCKeR: Yeah, why havin' some bulldungish hurry**? New games come when they come, no need to -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, ya sure are... with da AXXEZZ LEVEL MINUS FORTY-SEVEN "TOTAL LAMER" BWAHAHAHAH!!!

MIKKO: Well, wouldye be okey with an access level called SYSTEM OPERATOR? ... Ye know, I'm a a real and actual SYSTEM OPERATOR in a real and actual warez board -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: YEAH RIGHT, ya just got good enuff ratioz in some lame board to download some fukken lamers' SUPER-BBS and then fukken "OPENED AN OWN BOXIE"... open every tuesday from 19 to 20 before MOMMY-YOMMY tells ya to go to sleep... Once da kids' TV programs are over... BWAHAHAH! And then ya dare to posh**around dat yar some SYSOP, I mean...

MIKKO: It's open from twenty-one to twenty-three... every evening and not just tuesday...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But anyway ya've got dat fukken SBBS as da software there, fukken newbie lamer!!!

MIKKO: Sure I've got... the best board-makin' proggy... say some other that's s'posed to be better!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: PCBOARD, for da fuxx sake, or AMIEXPRESS if ya've got a better computer!! We're fukken ELiTE now and elites use only those... and SBBS is da fukken WORST BBS SOFT EVER!!! Only some fukken BRAIN-DAMAGED even install -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: How're ya s'posed to know dat... YA'VE BEEN TWITTED OUTTA THERE A FUKKEN HUNDRED YEARS AGO!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: DAMN I'd puke like MEGA LAZER BURPS if we had some fukken lamers' SBBS as da software in our board!!! We did have SBBS in da beginnin' but once we started to rise in scene status then we upgraded from da lamer soft to da elite soft...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: (Shut up!!!) We've got a fukken 24H BOARD with PCBOARD and where lamerz won't get in!!! And da fukken MIKKO "PELIT BBS" KALLIO and his traitor-lamer palz have some NIGHTBOARD SECRETLY OPEN SO THAT MOMMY-YOMMY WON'T NOTICE, and with a fukken pitiful newbie lamers' SBBS as da software!!! I mean BWAHAHAH...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But does anyone else but some fukken lamer ever want to call such a fukken lamers' board??? What's da name of yar board anyway!? I bet's something like BLUE OYSTER SBBS... bwahahah!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: BWAHAHAHAH!!! THAT'S GOTTA BE DA LAMEST NAME I'VE EVER HEARD!!! FUKKEN "PUSSY PLACE ES-BEE-BEE-ES", such a fukken Finnish-language shit name!!!

dA dArK ELiTE: Well, at least a fuckin' better name than some fuckin' DARK MAN BBS... Mikko's a tough fella... ye couldn't have made up a name nearly as good as Pillu Paikka...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, some fukken 32-color CINDY15.GIF and none of those tuff doodz' 256-color JPGs!!! D'ya geddit, 256 is like eight times more colors than 32... so OUR CUM'S GONNA FLY EIGHT TIMES LONGER THAN YARS!!! Fukken shortdicks!!! SVGA rulez!!!

MIKKO: Well, there's at least one where the bitch is tied to a pole... so, we've surely got -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, do those pix even show blood? And do those bitches have all da body parts left?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Do they push a chainsaw in da pussy in any of yar pix? And is it runnin'?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Right, I guessed that ya FUKKEN LAMERZ ain't got any TRUE HC PORN like real elites do!!! Ya don't even realize how goddamn good wanks ya'll get if ya look at that kinda TRUE-ELiTE chainsaw -

MIKKO: I'd rather look at just plain naked bitches and not sump'n like them there -

KERTTU-OPE: What's this obscenity you are talkin about here!? Mika and Mikko! If you continue, I'll give you detention!

KERTTU-OPE: No... you shall only get a notice to bring home, but MIKA MUST GO TO HEADMASTER'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!

KERTTU-OPE: It is totally unacceptable that you start rebelling right in the beginning of the week! You are exactly like Sari... But let us others go to the classroom now!