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========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x0A =========
DaTE: 1994-09-07 aT aBoUT 14:18
LoCATi0N: PuuKäSSäN LUoKKA, LiETeVeDeN yLÄaSTE, LiEtEvEdEN KiRkOnKYLä, FiNLAND
PrESeNT: mR.mEgAsTuFf cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
MyStERiA cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
FaTHeR FuCKeR cAmE WiTH sChOOL BuS fROM hAutATAiPALE
+ LoTZA NON-CWU LAMERZ inCLuDING dA dARK ELiTE, MoTHER FuCKER,
aND LAmERS aLSO fROM cLAsS 7B!!!===========================================================================
dA dArK ELiTE: For the fuck's sake, it's the seventh day already! It's Tossavainen's birthday next week! Right?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Yeah, it is... and I'm gonna get a fukken TERBO MODEM for birthday, and it'll bring me to da fukken cream of da warez elite! Then you'll regret so much about leavin' CWU!!!
dA dArK ELiTE: I don't fuckin' care what yer gettin' for gift, as long as it's as **rankkameno** as last year! Hohoh, it was so...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Except that ya won't get there.
dA dArK ELiTE: For fuckin' what reason I wouldna get there!?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: MY BIRTHDAY is a PRIVATE PARTY dammit!! No one's gonna get there from outside da crew... EVERYONE must be in CWU!
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Whatta fuckin' hell, even Jyri got there last year even though he wasn't in CWU or even List Gang back then!!! And he ain't there even now!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, last year was last year!! This year we in CWU are DA CREAM OF DA SCENE, so we've adjusted our rulez to that! Goddammit!!! We don't want any lamer to spoil da atmosphere with his breathin' or to infect us with some lamer cancer...
dA dArK ELiTE: All this fuckin' poshness with ye, dammit, for not even letting us to yer own birthday party! Are ye really wantin' us back that badly???
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I DON'T FUKKEN WANT YA BACK... and I don't want any outsider lamers to spoil my birthday...
FaTHeR FuCKeR: I would so much wanna come to yer birthday...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ya won't fukken get there!
FaTHeR FuCKeR: What if I came back to the crew?? What if -
dA dArK ELiTE: It was so fuckin' crazy** birthday Tossavainen had last year... we fuckin' stripped her sister naked and started to take some porn photos of her... bwahahah... so yummy tits she had... and now ye'd be takin' them there photos with SAMMY and TIMMY???
MoTHeR FuCKeR: Hohohoh... Them there guys don't even get what porn's aboot...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Sari's not gonna be there at all... she'll be in da town for da whole day and night...
dA dArK ELiTE: Well, ANYWAYS, yer birthday's always da best one!!! And yer mommy makes so good cake as well!!! Even if she's a bit slutty otherwise...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, she actually always buys da cake from that Jauhiainen bakery nearby...
FaTHeR FuCKeR: I mean for real... I'd like so much to get back to CWU!!! I regret so much that quittin' of mine!!! Now I'm not gettin' any warez anywhere as everbody's here just lamers only...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, first stop that backwaters babblin'...
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Oh, right, sorry, okay.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: And are ya absolutely sure 'bout gettin' back?
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Yeah, I am...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Then get on yar knees in front of me!
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Whatta hell... I won't do that... all da group B guys are watchin'...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: So, I was right in suspectin' that ya don't really wanna come back...
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Hey, wait... I can -
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, in that case yar gonna do EXACTLY AS I SAY!!!
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Okay...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: On yar knees!
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Okay...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Now repeat after me: "I, FaTHeR FuCKeR, WORSHIP YA, mR.mEgAsTuFf..."
FaTHeR FuCKeR: I, FaTHeR FuCKeR, WORSHIP YA, mR.mEgAsTuFf...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: "...AND I'M TOTALLY FUKKEN REGRETTIN' THAT I LEFT DA BEST FUKKEN CREW IN DA WORLD."
FaTHeR FuCKeR: ...AND I'M TOTALLY FUKKEN REGRETTIN' THAT I LEFT DA BEST FUKKEN CREW IN DA WORLD.
mR.mEgAsTuFf: "CAN YAR MERCIFUL HIGHNESS LET ME BACK TO CWU?"
FaTHeR FuCKeR: CAN YAR MERCIFUL HIGHNESS LET ME BACK TO CWU?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Our merciful highness shall now consider this issue for a moment. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR KNEELING POSITION, OR YOUR PLEAD SHALL BE VOID! AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE! MyStERiA will look after you meanwhile. Right?
MyStERiA: Yeah.
JANI: I mean bloody hell, are them there guys outta their minds?
dA dArK ELiTE: Hey man, for real, is it really worth it, dammit?
MIKKO: Well, hi there Kassu... if ye want that there warez then ask me, I'm on the scene nowadays... I've got access to real boards nowadays and not just Pelit BBS... and I can download everthang from them... so ye don't need to make fool of yerself by kneelin' like that...
EERO: Group A guys are so fuckin' loony dammit!!! So good I'm on the B and not on the A!
ELINA: B as in best!!! B guys are at least hundred times better... and fuckin' sexier... and no loonies like on the A...
JANI: For the fuck's sake, not only class A guys -
EERO: Even talkin' like some posh faggots... No wonder that this Mika there has gotten maybe like hundred swirlies from ninth-graders already...
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Our merciful highness has now decided that YOUR REQUEST TO GET BACK TO CWU HAS BEEN DENIED!
FaTHeR FuCKeR: WHATTA FUCKIN' HELL DAMMIT!!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm sorry.
FaTHeR FuCKeR: I mean for real, snif, don't ya fuckin' get it... There's no crew as good as CWU in Lietevesi... CWU was my whole life... and if ya don't let me back then I'm gonna fuckin' shoot myself... for real... or at least **viillellä myself so much that I'll bleed all my blood out!!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, that shows da real attitude! Yar back in da crew.
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Whatt hel-
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Gimme yar hand! **
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Oh, wow... am I now back in da crew!? Right c00l, ain't it!!! Can I get to copy new warez again today?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Mutta's gonna be cleanin' today... but come tomorrow...
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Yeahh! Can I also get to yar birthday party?
mR.mEgAsTuFf: Ofcoz ya get...
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Is Sari comin'? **Lääh!
mR.mEgAsTuFf: I did say already that she'll be bitchin' around in da town in da meanwhile coz she never wants to see us again...
FaTHeR FuCKeR: Oh, yeah right, bwahahah!
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