C00LeS WaReZ UNiON MeMOiRS: cHApTER #0x08

========= C00LeS WaReZ UNiON * HiSToRiCaL mEmOiRZ * cHApTeR #0x08 =========

DaTE:     1994-08-15 aT aBoUT 21:00

LoCATi0N: hÖnTTöLäN aUTiOTaLo, hAutAtAiPALe, LiEtEvEdEN KuNTA, FiNLAND

PrESeNT:  mR.mEgAsTuFf  cAmE WiTH "tUnTuRi" mOtORcYcLE
          dA dArK ELiTE cAmE WiTH BiCYcLE
          FaTHeR FuCKeR cAmE WiTH BiCYcLE
          MoTHeR FuCKeR cAmE WiTH "tUnTuRi" mOtORcYcLE
          MyStERiA      cAmE WiTH BiCYcLE

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dA dArK ELiTE: Yer agonna hafta explain why ye called us here so late on a weekday... AND WHATTA HELL MADE YE **KUVITELLA THAT PRETENDIN'** TO BE SOME HELSINKIAN HIGH-NOSE** WOULD BE SOME TOUGH** THANG??? WE GOT A FUKKEN PILE OF SWIRLIES WHEN WE SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN NONE!!!**

dA dArK ELiTE: AND AT LEAST YER NOT AGONNA FORCE US TO YACK ANY HELSINKI FAGGOT DIALECT!!! DAMMIT!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'm forcing ya for real... those hot dayz warez belong to us... dat meanz I can make da rulez...

dA dArK ELiTE: If it fuckin'** depends on that, then KEEP YER COPSY-GAMES TO YERSELF, YE FUCKIN' HELSINKI CLOWN!!!

dA dArK ELiTE: I fuckin' can! And nobody else's gonna hafta play 'roond with yer circus rulez...

dA dArK ELiTE: WE'RE NO LONGER MEMBERS OF ANY OF YER CEE-DUBYA-YOU, YE FUCKIN' FAGGOT!!!**

MoTHeR FuCKeR: I don't wanna be in any of yer bulldungish faggot clubs either...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Have ya really been finkin' this all thru? D'ya realize that IF YA LEAVE CWU YA'LL NOT GONNA GET WAREZ FROM NOWHERE ELSE NO MORE!!!

dA dArK ELiTE: Well, there's a whole fuckin' junior high school fulla fellas who copy copsy-games! WE DON'T NEED ANY "CREW" ANYMORE WITH ITS BULLDUNGISH CIRCUS RULES... we'll get them there copsy-games otherwise...

dA dArK ELiTE: Y'all fellas there too, come with us... let's leave that Tossavainen guy playin' fag with his "crew" all alone...

FaTHeR FuCKeR: I'll need to reckon aboot this a little bit... 'Cause after all Mega's got quite a heap of that there warez!

dA dArK ELiTE: What's ye gonna lose? Ye'll be gettin' all those same games elsewhere... and ye can always prank aroond with us... and Mega's also allowed** to join them there pranks, once ye've stopped pushin' us aroond...

MoTHeR FuCKeR: Yeah right, ye fuckin' bulldungish Helsinki-slang-speaking aroond-pusher-faggot.

dA dArK ELiTE: AT LEAST I'M LEAVIN' FOR HOME NOW, GOODBYE FUCKIN' CEE-DUBYA-YOU!!!

FaTHeR FuCKeR: Yeah... I've been reckonin' that I don't wanna be anymaw in any -

mR.mEgAsTuFf: I'd like to remind ya dat if ya make a decision like that, then it's gonna be FINAL... YA WON'T BE GETTIN' BACK TO CWU NEVER, EVER!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Except ofcoz if ya do FUKKEN HELLUVA KATUMUS** RITUALS AND GO PLEAD** ON YAR KNEES FOR GETTIN' BACK TO CWU... then I may perhaps consider... but...

FaTHeR FuCKeR: Well, maybe I should be leaving then too... I'm no longer in CWU... 'cause I don't want them there swirlies anymaw...

dA dArK ELiTE: Would Samppa be with us in our gang too? So Tossavainen would leave all alone in dat great CREW of his...

MoTHeR FuCKeR: Hahahah... there's gonna be helluva group left... And we wouldn't have taken Sam into our gang anyway...

dA dArK ELiTE: Tossavainen and Darkman and Timmy Pirinen... are y'all fuckin' AGONNA MAKE SOME KINDA CWU PRANKS WITH A TEAM LIKE THAT? Like, stealin' Kasper's father's Datsun, all three of y'all... hahahah... but what aboot gettin' outta here already... GOODBYE FUKKEN CEE-DUBYA-YOU!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: For da fucks sake... FUKKEN TOWN-DWELLIN' HILLBILLIES DESTROYED OUR CREW, DAMMIT!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: CWU NOW OFFICIALLY DECLARES A WAR AGAINST ALL FUKKEN TOWN-DWELLERS!!! FUKKEN CREW-DESTROYER-FAGGOTS!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: There's no good doodz left in Hautataipale anymore!! And I assume those will be comin' back after a while... once they first realize that they're not getting warez from anywhere, then they're crying on their knees for gettin' back! They'll do anythin' to get back to da crew... There are only lamers in da town, with damn old warez at most...

MyStERiA: There's that Jyri Kuusinen in Hautataipale... who's got a peecee nowadays...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Coz he's A FUKKEN BEGINNER, DAMMIT!!! Gotten a peecee for only like a couple of weeks, what's that worth in any kinda ELiTE CREW?

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But still he's a fukken beginner!!! D'ya really fink dat any ELiTE GROUP looks kindly** at someone who barely knows maybe two DOS commands... and who's not knowin' nuffin' 'bout scene and only uses modem to call some fukken PELIT BBS dammit... and babbles dat backwoodz shit!!!

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, GOOD that he hasn't... it would be a shame for all da village if he called such ultra-hyper-lame boards with it... And even if he'd got sampling gear, he couldn't know how to use them anyway...

MyStERiA: Then, aren't there anyone else in da crew but I and ya and DiCK PUNiSHER...

MyStERiA: That DiCK PUNiSHER is somewhat lame in my opinion... almost as beginner as Jyri...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: Well, we're gonna need him for know 'coz he's makin' samples for us...

mR.mEgAsTuFf: But let's get home before it gets dark... but we should remember da new CWU slogan... "QUALITY OVER QUANITY!!!" ... AND IF SOMEONE STILL DARES TO ASK IF THEY GET INTO CWU OR BACK INTO CWU, THEN WE'RE GONNA SPIT DAT SLOGAN BACK AT DEM!!! FUKKEN TRAITOR-LAMERZ!!!